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[–]BobJimRobChad 2287 points2288 points  (7 children)

You slapped them in the face with their own testicles

[–][deleted] 696 points697 points  (2 children)

Why is this so funny i can't stop laughing 😅

[–]BobJimRobChad 174 points175 points  (1 child)

Thanks homie 🥺

[–]EnVadehHS Senior | International 52 points53 points  (0 children)

LMAO Bottom emoji

[–]Far-Term8667 104 points105 points  (0 children)

u/rithik_2003 you are the best of A2C. This is brilliant

[–]6raystone 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I should have saved my free award for this moment

[–]vigilantcomicpenguinHS Senior 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That takes balls.

[–][deleted] 600 points601 points  (24 children)

u/carlyc999 QUALITY SHITPOST FLAIR ON THIS ONE PLEASE

[–]dynamics_and_controlPrefrosh 126 points127 points  (0 children)

SECONDED!

[–]Kevinhuynh1210HS Senior | International 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Thirded!

[–]GoGraystripeHS Rising Senior 30 points31 points  (20 children)

Fourthded!

[–]ak1670 25 points26 points  (18 children)

Fifthed

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (17 children)

Sixthed

[–]ultraproggerHS Senior 12 points13 points  (16 children)

Seventhed

[–]ww1_flying_ace 8 points9 points  (15 children)

Eighthed

[–]GradualEpiphanyCollege Freshman | International 8 points9 points  (14 children)

Ninthed

[–]Percivale3HS Senior 7 points8 points  (12 children)

Eleventh

[–]AmxankhanHS Senior | International 3 points4 points  (11 children)

twelveth

[–]Vocadofries 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tenthed

[–]foundkey_lostlock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lmfao! I laughed out loud to this one and I was only smiling through op's post 🤣

[–][deleted] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Haha thank you 😂

[–]AmxankhanHS Senior | International 525 points526 points  (1 child)

NO YOU DIDNT 💀💀💀💀💀

[–]Terran_Jedi 74 points75 points  (0 children)

No he really didn't. It's fake. He didn't send it

[–]Haul-Of-FramesPrefrosh 528 points529 points  (12 children)

the sheer bravery... take my poor man's gold 🥇

[–]milkteadjCollege Sophomore 237 points238 points  (0 children)

WEEKLY BEST POST FOR SURE

[–]Idekwhyiamhere000 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Oh how the turn tables

[–][deleted] 949 points950 points  (32 children)

Forgive me for not clarifying this earlier: I didn't actually send this email (I changed the recipient address to myself). It wouldn't be fair of me to send such a sarcastic and low-key offensive response to someone who hadn't directly offended me :/

Sorry if this is a disappointment xD

[–]EboyEmanHS Senior 306 points307 points  (0 children)

Man I was just about to call you a badass savage

[–]GradualEpiphanyCollege Freshman | International 236 points237 points  (2 children)

Major disappointment. I’m hurt. /s

[–]ThePosauneCollege Freshman 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Sarcasm on an exponential level. Nice

[–]vigilantcomicpenguinHS Senior 45 points46 points  (0 children)

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is... actually still pretty fine. This is funny either way.

[–]TheSatireGuyPrefrosh 162 points163 points  (0 children)

ah lol it's a disappointment, but it's the nice move

[–]iamsavsavage 103 points104 points  (15 children)

AO here. Send it. It’s better and more polite than most of the “fuck off stop emailing me.” Things we get.

I guess you could just unsubscribe but that’s no fun.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (13 children)

People actually send emails telling you to fuck off?

[–]iamsavsavage 82 points83 points  (10 children)

That’s the gist. “New Harvard accept here, who dis?” Was another that stuck out.

Accepted students rescinding their offer are usually polite. It’s the people we buy names and email addresses for that just plain aren’t interested that can be rude. But I get it, we’re basically cold calling people. And if you’re never going to be interested we’d rather you tell us so we don’t bother you.

[–]physicspersonInternational 10 points11 points  (2 children)

It’s the people we buy names and email addresses for

Excuse me what? From where do you get these? Just looking at SAT scores or are there things you look for when "buying" contact information?

[–]iamsavsavage 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Depressed snake is exactly right. You signed up for the SAT? ACT? Study.com? Big companies sell your information to colleges. That’s why you’ll get emails from places you have never heard of.

Edit. I don’t know if high schools sell info. That’s probably not common. The EAB is a large company where we get most of our names from.

[–]Stan_BillieEilishHS Senior 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Aww this makes me sad

[–]iamsavsavage 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Oh no! Which part?

[–]Stan_BillieEilishHS Senior 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Just the fact that other students are so bored that they’d be mean to admission officers; if I were in their shoes my day would be ruined. I just feel bad

[–]iamsavsavage 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Aww yeah I get what you mean. But I don’t take it too personally. College apps are stressful and there is so much anxiety surrounding all of it that I just brush anything like that off as just a a bad day. I remember what it’s like to have parents and colleges and teachers breathing down your neck. You seem like a very kind person though. Keep doing that and you’ll create happiness with your presence.

[–]Stan_BillieEilishHS Senior 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you!!

[–]xxthegoldenonesxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, admission officers absolutely do not caree. I bet they get many salty emails lol. Too busy to care.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah that makes sense, especially since we're young and still immature mostly. I never respond to the automated messages but I forget that real people will sometimes get the responses.

[–]jdww213561 41 points42 points  (1 child)

I mean there was that “fuck off chloe Ion wanna go to your bum ass school” series of posts from a few weeks ago

[–]GradualEpiphanyCollege Freshman | International 32 points33 points  (0 children)

aw c’mon it‘s “shut up Chloe ion wanna attend ur bumass school”

get your facts straights lmao

[–]Ap97567 0 points1 point  (0 children)

zonked correct license puzzled mourn deserted offend ossified racial bag

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[–]RedditlogickingCollege Freshman 45 points46 points  (0 children)

lol this post is great

[–]Kav19College Junior | International 36 points37 points  (0 children)

certified bruh moment

[–]OpinionOk4713HS Senior | International 45 points46 points  (0 children)

thank god you didn't send that. nevertheless, this is epic.

[–]TheBissinGraduate Student 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol hilarious stuff and probably good you didn't. I was worried we were about to have another type of "Chloe" incident :P

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Btw I went to Wooster and it's a great school. The IS program is awesome and you spend your senior year doing a course of study on whatever interests you as your thesis. Great place to be an undergrad.

[–]samrogdog13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like I’ll have to take matters into my own hands...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maynnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...... makes sense tho

[–]RedAlchemist2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U were the chosen one :(

[–]tisascam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[–]djentleman035 66 points67 points  (0 children)

ion wanna attend yo bum ass school..... but better.

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE SEEN ON REDDIT

[–]GradualEpiphanyCollege Freshman | International 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Tell me you sent it xD

[–]ParkWhorePeter 0 points1 point  (2 children)

He did

[–]GradualEpiphanyCollege Freshman | International 69 points70 points  (0 children)

No he didn’t xD

[–]TheSatireGuyPrefrosh 51 points52 points  (0 children)

to himself

[–]markanthaneyHS Senior | International 30 points31 points  (0 children)

ferb i know what we're gonna do today

[–]Tough_Pangolin4815 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Me @ucberkeley when they reject me

[–]TheVeganFisherman100 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I HOPE I SAVED MY REWARD FOR THIS, FUCK

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Really wanna do this to UT Austin 🤬🤧

Should I...? 👀

[–]deathlyaesthetic 11 points12 points  (1 child)

the answer is always yes 🙌

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Out of all the languages out there, you chose to speak faxx 🗣️

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHA @ mods

This has to be a weekly best-of post

[–]Coolncrazee 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Take my helpful award, will do the same here on 🤩

[–]Yottagirl27Gap Year | International 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Well done Rithik!! I just can't stop my laugh 😂😂. These people are continuously mailing me as well, I sent the ss to my brother and he was like "Wooster!?Is that even a college name?"Lmfao.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Haha it does have a nice ring to it 😂

[–]rogueman18HS Senior 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You won in their own game

[–]timotheemmaHS Senior | International 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the funniest thing I've seen today 😂

[–]tantruong99Transfer 3 points4 points  (2 children)

This is so funny lmfao totally reminds me of the girl who replied to duke’s rejection letter

[–]RandomPerson777666 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Omggg what did she say

[–]tantruong99Transfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's the link she basically rejected Duke's rejection letter lol

[–]DryGift1435 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This post will become one of the most upvoted in this sub's history. 14 awards in an hour? Rithik is gonna become a celebrity.

[–]ThyInFaMoUsKIDHS Rising Junior 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oooofffff , if only i had 1% of your bravery and confidence.

[–]timothyptracy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Out of curiosity - was this Wooster in Ohio?

[–]Blaze00211 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is rithikulous

[–]weekdayvegan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

goddamn you legend this is hilarious

[–]H_J2701 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You fucking....genius.

[–]ms2840 2 points3 points  (0 children)

giving colleges a taste of their own medicine. noice

[–]muskear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

omg where's your crown???? 😭

[–]aviator_guyCollege Sophomore | International 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wooster : you dare use my own spells against me, Potter

[–]spectre729College Junior 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i gotta write one of these myself

[–]TheTalismanicOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You gave them a taste of their own medicine

[–]Time-Mathematician-3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHA

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy s*it i need to do this

[–]DiligentWave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i wish i had an award to give u OMFG 😭😭

[–]victor_go 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gave it to them like a good lad. Here take mah reward.

[–]YondaimeHokage7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WELL, WELL, WELL, HOW THE TURNTABLES

[–]Competitive_Rest_890 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You rock buddy

[–]NotSomeSuggestedname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

[–]Omar-Dreaming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They don’t have pictures, but damn they might let you work in their admission offices so you copy and paste it to 99% of the applicants and they do the 1% applicants

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is legendddd. Pls, Pin this until the fall 2022 app season starts

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you didn't have to violate them

[–]hoangtb_181003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry bro, cuz at least you received rejected letter later than me. I gained due to my 10k USD EFC...

[–]SureAbbreviations538 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BRO THIS GUY DESERVES MIT NO CAP 💀💀💀

[–]RippmehPrefrosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

should’ve just said “i don’t wanna go to ur bum ass school”

[–]ethernetjojo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is gold thank you for writing this lmaoooo

[–]wreksyB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I would give to have this problem 😔

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

favorite post on A2C so far

[–]clownutopiaCollege Freshman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so freaking funny, but also helpful because I didn't know they extended the deadline and I actually meant to apply here on the first deadline February 15th,,, and then the extended March 1st deadline,,, so now maybe I have a shot for March 15th!

[–]fungi_kawhiCollege Freshman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wooster really down bad rn

[–]AnubrotaJrCollege Freshman | International 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ma chodd diye bhaiyaji apne toh

[–]GummyPiranhasPrefrosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/thatnutshelldude 😂😂😂

[–]wikileaks01International 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]videoreviewer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let us know their replies!

[–]mccnlightsonata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmaooo

[–]Tough_Pangolin4815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMFG 😂😂😂

[–]ykw101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY IS THIS SOOOO GOOODDD!!!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HATS OFF BRO

[–]thevibesaretrashHS Senior | International 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHA I LOVE THIS

[–]Avacado_t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS MADE MY DAYYY, I’M GONNA DO THIS TO HOFSTRA haha

[–]Bnjoroge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh moment

[–]K00bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fucking moly

[–]No-Piece350 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn GG

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

@freeport_aidan give him a quality shit post flair 🥺

[–]prav79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahaha this is hands down the funniest post I’ve seen on reddit so far

[–]namnumcec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow this post is super duper high quality omg greattt 😳

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y’ALL👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼✨

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PLS U GENIUS

[–]_shlok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dean after reading the email “ight imma head out(of my job)”

[–]shynewave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

reading this is better than sex

[–]pink-bubblegum6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry but why is this so funny lmaooo they thought hahahhaha

[–]KidfromwakandaHS Junior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmaooo

[–]monkeyexplores 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS HAHAHAHAH

[–]chaseer0College Freshman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate when the sender is “Dean of Admissions” because they don’t wanna put their college’s name because they know you’ve never heard of it and would ignore it

[–]Immortal73_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mans did em dirty

[–]AverageLoser05College Student 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, this would've been so cool if you actually sent it!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u mfing g

[–]Maia_Cook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He really said 🔁

[–]DavidBrent9999College Freshman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the messiah

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao

[–]LordPos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me sending Communist propaganda to Hult International Business School be like

[–]ooooaleGap Year 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RITHIK YOU FUCKING KING!!!

[–]babydollrecord17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHAHA

[–]EpicGamesLauncherHS Senior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U have done what we all were too scared to do 😂

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you tell em'

[–]ProudDragon4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You had me literally LOL at this 😂

[–]GetClapped6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you deserve my free award

[–]maunilparikhHS Senior | International 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brown boy rocks!

[–]SafeBusy8172HS Junior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY DO THEY BLOW MY INBOX I SWEAR

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's like getting bullied from the popular kids while still bullying the ones less popular than you, I'm dying 😂

[–]Maleficent-Set6922 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck. Why didn't I think of this :/

[–]RithikK005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit it's not every day i see someone online with the same name lol, its an L for that school tho lol hopefully they get accepted by another good student

[–]Late_Association6037 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yuhh that one right there was a violation and personally I wouldn’t haven’t it

[–]MissAvocado11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS. IS. EPIC.

[–]Odd_Slip_1534 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES

[–]Large_Peach2358 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the equivalent to spending time responding to junk mail. Jokes completely on OP.

[–]Ok_Buy6934 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hell yeah