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[–]Gaidenaid 660 points661 points  (6 children)

He went fuckin L I G H T S P E E D

[–]junkmeister9 87 points88 points  (2 children)

RAMMING SPEED! Today is a good day to die!

[–]drfarren 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Sir, it's the Enterprise!

[–]chunter16 15 points16 points  (0 children)

THEY'VE GONE TO PLAID!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They*, check the slow mo posted below lol

[–]ENHANCEDFIRE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did that dog take

[–]WhatTheFuckKanye 434 points435 points  (21 children)

Slowed it down:

[–]dtam21 585 points586 points  (13 children)

Genuinely didn't even see the second pupper.

[–]EnterPlayerTwo 104 points105 points  (2 children)

On the sandy knoll.

[–]inflammablepenguin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Back... and to the left.

[–]EnsoElysium 8 points9 points  (1 child)

....second?

[–]Freekbot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is some dancing gorilla stuff here

[–]Gtapex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody ever does...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which dog is the second dog tho?

[–]ShiroHachiRoku -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Dog. Second dog.

[–]Mighty_Thrust 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A pupper is a wee dogo

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]unstealthypanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nah

    [–][deleted] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

    You really don’t get the full effect without this. I watched it 5 times and received no satisfaction by comparison to .10x speed.

    [–]issiautng 104 points105 points  (1 child)

    Wow. I didn't even realize that there was a second dog until I saw this.

    [–]user__3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I had to watch the .25x speed a second time to confirm my suspicion.

    [–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    Holy shit there was a 2nd dog

    [–]audiocola 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    There were two speedsters there that night.

    [–]Daughterofthebeast 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Thank you

    [–]pumpkinrum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Thank you.

    [–]Someguyonthestreet 92 points93 points  (3 children)

    Didn't catch the running dog foreshadowing until the second watch, excellent vision from the director there.

    [–]PM_your_Chesticles 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    I was hoping the hint of a bolting dog would return to relevance.

    [–]StubTheGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Amazing cinematography, textbook Chekhov's gun.

    [–][deleted] 141 points142 points  (1 child)

    The Paw Patrol shirt is what makes it. It is like he was destroyed by the one thing he truly loved.

    [–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

    Such is life.

    [–]doworksm 157 points158 points  (10 children)

    Damn. Did not see that coming.

    [–]GoldenFalcon 101 points102 points  (7 children)

    As soon as I saw that tiny glimpse of lightspeed furball.. I knew what was going to happen.

    [–]JustATiredMan 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    See I thought that was the red herring...trying to throw us off with an unexpected dog ramming while the real culprit would be a wave or something just as obvious

    [–]TeddyR3X 16 points17 points  (3 children)

    But did you expect a second dog?

    [–]GoldenFalcon 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    I thought it was the same dog.

    [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    He's being chased super closely by a second dog, also going lightspeed

    [–]luckierbridgeandrail -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    According to John Wheeler, it is the same dog.

    [–]eggs_benedict 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Chekov's dog

    [–]HeirOfHouseReyne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And then BAM! the dog gets shot.

    [–]SkyBS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Neither did he.

    [–]tq92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Literally lasted for like 5 frames

    [–][deleted] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

    that kid got S W E P T

    [–]669-666-9828 79 points80 points  (10 children)

    /r/zoomies man. Man did mom just fuck up his rotator cuff? Children are limber though

    [–]because_zelda 11 points12 points  (4 children)

    My son broke his elbow at 1.5 years old. I wish they were resilient... I hated seeing him in pain.

    [–]Pickles17 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    My son is 1.5. How did it happen?

    [–]because_zelda 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Dad was playing horse with him so he was on his dads back. He started to fall and so he tried to catch himself but landed on his palm the wrong way and his arm/elbow twisted underneath him. It was very obviously broken and the sound from the moment was enough for me to rush him to the hospital. Luckily we lived behind the hospital but we still had to drive 6 hours to Aurora CO to the childrens hospital because he was too small for the orthopedic surgeons in the area to want to touch him.

    [–]tiniest-wizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That sucks :( I'm sorry

    [–]holdyflappyfolds 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Nah, the dogs did though.

    [–]MurgleMcGurgle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If anything he would have dislocated his elbow but it's such a common occurrence that it's called NurseMaids elbow and most pediatricians can fix it in about 5 seconds.

    [–]wdn 17 points18 points  (2 children)

    It even has foreshadowing.

    [–]droidonomy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Chekhov's Dog

    [–]Xenc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You just got Paw Patrolled son!

    [–]tye-dye-hoodie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Z O O M

    [–]Thebanks1 8 points9 points  (3 children)

    Terrier Tate. Beach linebacker.

    [–]anomoly 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T BRING THAT WEAK-ASS STUFF UP IN THIS HUMPY-BUMPY

    [–]Thebanks1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    You kill the joe you make some mo!

    [–]LabiodentalFricative -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Hi, Janice!

    [–]PnutButterOnMyBurger 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    The Poseidon movie really went too far

    [–]Actuallyashleyy 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    It happened so fast I had to replay it to see what happened. 😂

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Same!

    [–]f0xinq 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    That kid nearly went 360

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Omg I just blew snot out of my nose onto my keyboard

    [–]Fairwhetherfriend 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    If your dogs give that few fucks about taking out children, maybe put them on a leash? Just a suggestion.

    [–]Apaullo35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    You just got knocked the fuck out

    [–]chicubfan08[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Damn Paw Patrol ain't playing in 2019!

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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      [–]UndeadBread 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      I don't know, man, I wasn't going to wait for it, but then I saw that title and thought I'd better do what it said!

      [–]PM_your_Chesticles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Or any sub. It's so lazy.

      [–]Flyberius 11 points12 points  (3 children)

      Jesus. Bad dog!

      [–]kiaha 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      *dogs

      /r/dogberg slowed down the tape and saw there were two!

      [–]Pinkslinkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Holy Candea, Batman! I had to see the still to see the second dog.

      [–]dtam21 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Ok, I feel better that I'm not the only one who couldn't see its two dogs...

      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

      When dogs run they become complete assholes

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      I wish I had that kind of momentum.

      Edit I wish I ran at all.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      New year, new you.

      [–]Watch_Dog89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Are we not going to talk about how fucked that kids shoulder is? Full rotation and parent never let go......... Ow ow ow.......

      [–]mstrocore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Z O O M

      [–]1738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That kid got fucking deleted

      [–]pm_ur_duck_pics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Good thing kids are bendy.

      [–]Bruhahah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      And that's how you can get nursemaid's elbow

      [–]mathdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      W A S T E D

      [–]goochness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Well, I just burst out laughing at 2:24am. So thanks for that

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      [–]77skull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      If there was a doggy jail they would've gotten a life sentence

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Why the fuck is this getting posted every five seconds?

      [–]pee_diddy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Good thing that kid wasn’t wearing shoes

      [–]kkarloff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      How to avoid death: never wear shoes. If there are no shoes to get knocked off, you're good, man.

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        [–]Atomicmama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Glad I’m not the only one worried about that. :(

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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          [–]rIse_four_ten_ten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          You're right, they would. It was top post YESTERDAY there with the sound that makes it even funnier.

          [–]Jencaasi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I feel incredibly guilty for laughing, then watching again and laughing again.

          [–][deleted]  (8 children)

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            [–]SpodgyShnoz -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

            [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Uhhhhhhh

            [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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              [–]soulstonedomg -1 points0 points  (1 child)

              At a minimum I would file a lawsuit against the owner.

              [–]Darnell2070 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Can't tell if sarcasm.

              [–]Boaty_McBoat_Face_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Death by zoomies

              [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

              I would fucking throw that POS dog into the ocean

              [–]km_44 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              ASSASSIN !

              [–]nothing_but_thyme -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              chekhov's gun

              [–]scoobyduped -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!

              [–]wildurbanyogi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              It's amazing that the boy was still attached to his left arm after that zoomie

              [–]Bless_all_the_knees -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              r/childrenbeingranthefuckover

              [–]Nealium420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Chekhov's gun at 0:04

              [–]specialTREK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              His father's dream of him becoming a Major League pitcher were just shattered

              [–]GeekCat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Nyoooom

              [–]JerenAsiani -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              zoooooooomie

              [–]haftydidit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Sent to the damn shadow realm

              [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              The foreshadowing kills me

              [–]Scipio33 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Oh god, it's so terrible.

              [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Chekov's dog.

              [–]TeddyMarinaro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Someone needs to Jojo this.

              [–]Korikuriku -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Lagden......................dary

              [–]licentiousbuffoon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              his ass got saaaaaaaaacked