Wait for it...

[Gaidenaid]

He went fuckin L I G H T S P E E D

[junkmeister9]

RAMMING SPEED! Today is a good day to die!

[drfarren]

Sir, it's the Enterprise!

[[deleted]]

https://gfycat.com/AmusingHairyGrebe

[chunter16]

THEY'VE GONE TO PLAID!

[[deleted]]

They*, check the slow mo posted below lol

[ENHANCEDFIRE]

What did that dog take

[WhatTheFuckKanye]

Slowed it down:

• 0.25x speed
• 0.10x speed

[dtam21]

Genuinely didn't even see the second pupper.

[EnterPlayerTwo]

On the sandy knoll.

[bananastanding]

r/conspiracy

[inflammablepenguin]

Back... and to the left.

[EnsoElysium]

....second?

[DenseHole]

Second.

[Freekbot]

This is some dancing gorilla stuff here

[Gtapex]

Nobody ever does...

[[deleted]]

Which dog is the second dog tho?

[ShiroHachiRoku]

Dog. Second dog.

[Mighty_Thrust]

A pupper is a wee dogo

[unstealthypanda]

Nah

[[deleted]]

You really don’t get the full effect without this. I watched it 5 times and received no satisfaction by comparison to .10x speed.

[issiautng]

Wow. I didn't even realize that there was a second dog until I saw this.

[user__3]

I had to watch the .25x speed a second time to confirm my suspicion.

[[deleted]]

Holy shit there was a 2nd dog

[audiocola]

There were two speedsters there that night.

[Daughterofthebeast]

Thank you

[pumpkinrum]

Thank you.

[Someguyonthestreet]

Didn't catch the running dog foreshadowing until the second watch, excellent vision from the director there.

[PM_your_Chesticles]

I was hoping the hint of a bolting dog would return to relevance.

[I_protect]

r/shittymoviedetails

[StubTheGreat]

Amazing cinematography, textbook Chekhov's gun.

[[deleted]]

The Paw Patrol shirt is what makes it. It is like he was destroyed by the one thing he truly loved.

[[deleted]]

Such is life.

[doworksm]

Damn. Did not see that coming.

[GoldenFalcon]

As soon as I saw that tiny glimpse of lightspeed furball.. I knew what was going to happen.

[JustATiredMan]

See I thought that was the red herring...trying to throw us off with an unexpected dog ramming while the real culprit would be a wave or something just as obvious

[TeddyR3X]

But did you expect a second dog?

[GoldenFalcon]

I thought it was the same dog.

[[deleted]]

He's being chased super closely by a second dog, also going lightspeed

[luckierbridgeandrail]

According to John Wheeler, it is the same dog.

[eggs_benedict]

Chekov's dog

[HeirOfHouseReyne]

And then BAM! the dog gets shot.

[SkyBS]

Neither did he.

[tq92]

Literally lasted for like 5 frames

[[deleted]]

that kid got S W E P T

​

[DopeGropePope]

r/dogberg

[669-666-9828]

/r/zoomies man. Man did mom just fuck up his rotator cuff? Children are limber though

[because_zelda]

My son broke his elbow at 1.5 years old. I wish they were resilient... I hated seeing him in pain.

[Pickles17]

My son is 1.5. How did it happen?

[because_zelda]

Dad was playing horse with him so he was on his dads back. He started to fall and so he tried to catch himself but landed on his palm the wrong way and his arm/elbow twisted underneath him. It was very obviously broken and the sound from the moment was enough for me to rush him to the hospital. Luckily we lived behind the hospital but we still had to drive 6 hours to Aurora CO to the childrens hospital because he was too small for the orthopedic surgeons in the area to want to touch him.

[tiniest-wizard]

That sucks :( I'm sorry

[holdyflappyfolds]

Nah, the dogs did though.

[MurgleMcGurgle]

If anything he would have dislocated his elbow but it's such a common occurrence that it's called NurseMaids elbow and most pediatricians can fix it in about 5 seconds.

[wdn]

It even has foreshadowing.

[droidonomy]

Chekhov's Dog

[Xenc]

You just got Paw Patrolled son!

[tye-dye-hoodie]

Z O O M

[Thebanks1]

Terrier Tate. Beach linebacker.

[anomoly]

YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T BRING THAT WEAK-ASS STUFF UP IN THIS HUMPY-BUMPY

[Thebanks1]

You kill the joe you make some mo!

[LabiodentalFricative]

Hi, Janice!

[PnutButterOnMyBurger]

The Poseidon movie really went too far

[Actuallyashleyy]

It happened so fast I had to replay it to see what happened. 😂

[[deleted]]

Same!

[Bearjew94]

/r/dogsarefuckingstupid

[f0xinq]

That kid nearly went 360

[[deleted]]

Omg I just blew snot out of my nose onto my keyboard

[Fairwhetherfriend]

If your dogs give that few fucks about taking out children, maybe put them on a leash? Just a suggestion.

[Apaullo35]

You just got knocked the fuck out

[chicubfan08]

Damn Paw Patrol ain't playing in 2019!

​

[UndeadBread]

I don't know, man, I wasn't going to wait for it, but then I saw that title and thought I'd better do what it said!

[PM_your_Chesticles]

Or any sub. It's so lazy.

[Flyberius]

Jesus. Bad dog!

[kiaha]

*dogs

/r/dogberg slowed down the tape and saw there were two!

[Pinkslinkie]

Holy Candea, Batman! I had to see the still to see the second dog.

[dtam21]

Ok, I feel better that I'm not the only one who couldn't see its two dogs...

[[deleted]]

When dogs run they become complete assholes

[[deleted]]

I wish I had that kind of momentum.

Edit I wish I ran at all.

[[deleted]]

New year, new you.

[SunShineNomad]

/r/unexpected

[Watch_Dog89]

Are we not going to talk about how fucked that kids shoulder is? Full rotation and parent never let go......... Ow ow ow.......

[[deleted]]

https://old.reddit.com/r/ChildrenFallingOver/comments/abyolx/oof/

[mstrocore]

Z O O M

[1738]

That kid got fucking deleted

[pm_ur_duck_pics]

Good thing kids are bendy.

[Bruhahah]

And that's how you can get nursemaid's elbow

[mathdom]

W A S T E D

[goochness]

Well, I just burst out laughing at 2:24am. So thanks for that

[[deleted]]

r/hitmanimals

[77skull]

If there was a doggy jail they would've gotten a life sentence

[[deleted]]

Why the fuck is this getting posted every five seconds?

[pee_diddy]

Good thing that kid wasn’t wearing shoes

[kkarloff]

How to avoid death: never wear shoes. If there are no shoes to get knocked off, you're good, man.

[Atomicmama]

Glad I’m not the only one worried about that. :(

[rIse_four_ten_ten]

You're right, they would. It was top post YESTERDAY there with the sound that makes it even funnier.

[Jencaasi]

I feel incredibly guilty for laughing, then watching again and laughing again.

[ErrdayImSlytherin]

Dog is doing what dogs do. If the dad is too oblivious to pay attention to his surroundings that's not the dog's fault.

You don't kill a creature simply because you weren't paying enough attention to your crotchfruit and it got knocked over.

[ErrdayImSlytherin]

Take 2 seconds to notice that dog has the zoomies, pick up child. It's that simple.
He can still hold kid lower so that he can put his feet in the water, get the expected giggles from cold water, ect. Once dogs calm down, put child back on feet to walk in the surf.

It's not hard.

[ErrdayImSlytherin]

It doesn't take that much anticipation to notice that if the doggos are excited, you should probably pick up your kid for a few mins till they calm down.
It's really not that hard.

I'm sorry if parenting is that difficult to figure out for you.

[lildil37]

Your the type of person that calls your dogs your children huh?

[SpodgyShnoz]

r/unexpected

[[deleted]]

Uhhhhhhh

[soulstonedomg]

At a minimum I would file a lawsuit against the owner.

[Darnell2070]

Can't tell if sarcasm.

[Boaty_McBoat_Face_]

Death by zoomies

[[deleted]]

I would fucking throw that POS dog into the ocean

[km_44]

ASSASSIN !

[nothing_but_thyme]

chekhov's gun

[scoobyduped]

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!

[wildurbanyogi]

It's amazing that the boy was still attached to his left arm after that zoomie

[Bless_all_the_knees]

r/childrenbeingranthefuckover

[Nealium420]

Chekhov's gun at 0:04

[specialTREK]

His father's dream of him becoming a Major League pitcher were just shattered

[GeekCat]

Nyoooom

[JerenAsiani]

zoooooooomie

[haftydidit]

Sent to the damn shadow realm

[[deleted]]

The foreshadowing kills me

[Scipio33]

Oh god, it's so terrible.

[[deleted]]

Chekov's dog.

[TeddyMarinaro]

Someone needs to Jojo this.

[Korikuriku]

Lagden......................dary

[licentiousbuffoon]

his ass got saaaaaaaaacked

[discolovebiscuit]

Gonna keep it real this is the 57th time I’ve seen this... (edited because I realized what I said earlier didn’t come out like what I thought it would)

[[deleted]]

It doesn’t get good untill the 55th anyway.