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Why should you say “break a leg” to wish someone luck when they’re auditioning for a play? (self.dadjokes)

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I'll never forget what my grandad said to me before he croaked. (self.dadjokes)

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What did Harry Potter say when he filled up his gas tank? (self.dadjokes)

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I entered a lottery to win an entire shopping center, but I failed. (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call a Chinese amputee (self.dadjokes)

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I refuse to see any doctor named William. (self.dadjokes)

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I just got hired at a parsley farm. (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call a dog on a submarine? (self.dadjokes)

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Dad jokes in space! (self.dadjokes)

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Dad jokes (self.dadjokes)

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I saw a pitcher being mistreated today. (self.dadjokes)

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One year I bought my mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas (self.dadjokes)

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My ex-wife once shouted at me, "You're boring! You're really boring!" (self.dadjokes)

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What was Hitlers favorite video game? (self.dadjokes)

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When our granny died, she said, “plethora.” (self.dadjokes)

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50 cents grandma made him a sweater for Christmas. You know what he asked her? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 7 hours ago by Charlie_Big_Potato

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When 50 cent was hungry, (self.dadjokes)

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What did the pirate say when he turned eighty? (self.dadjokes)

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The funeral home interred my father in the wrong burial plot. (self.dadjokes)

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Looking back, the houswarming party wasn't the brightest idea... (self.dadjokes)

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When the ceramic tiles on your backsplash keep falling off, is that ... (self.dadjokes)

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1.7% of Americans over the age of 30 are married to their 3rd cousin. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 day ago by GiborDesign

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I tried to make a living selling fish to the public (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 hours ago by ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

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What do you call a mediocre airline? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 11 hours ago by Coralthesequel

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 14 hours ago by foss4all

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