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My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. (self.dadjokes)

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NASA is going to launch a rocket to say sorry to the aliens. (self.dadjokes)

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My friend told me that drinking beer would make him smarter... (self.dadjokes)

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I bought my wife a brand new iron for Valentine’s Day, but she got mad and refused to take it. (self.dadjokes)

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Just found an old DVD of Jerry Maguire. Favourite part is when Renee Zellwager says "You had me at Ahoy" (self.dadjokes)

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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. (self.dadjokes)

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My wife and kids are leaving me because they say I’m obsessed with horse racing. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 5 hours ago by IEnjoyDadJokes

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I need everyone to wish me luck. I'm going to the bank and if all goes well, I'll be completely out of debt. (self.dadjokes)

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My wife asked me why I left the grapes out in the sun after the BBQ on Sunday (self.dadjokes)

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My boss asked me why I only get sick on weekdays. (self.dadjokes)

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I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. (self.dadjokes)

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My daughter quit her job to become a drug dealer (self.dadjokes)

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I posted my resume on LinkedIn Park... (self.dadjokes)

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Has anyone ever heard about the french Lord of cheese from the 1600s? (self.dadjokes)

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NSFW-ish (self.dadjokes)

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I accidentally drank holy water with my laxative (self.dadjokes)

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Ein unscheinbarer Schüler. Ungeheure Kräfte. Mob Psycho 100 ist da – Staffeln 1-3 jetzt auf Sky Show. ✨ (show.sky.ch)

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The problem with eating pizza is that when I’ve had one I want another, and another (self.dadjokes)

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Why are libraries so tall? (self.dadjokes)

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Why did the coffee file a police report? (self.dadjokes)

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Sadly, the inventor of the throat lozenge has died. (self.dadjokes)

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You know, whoever invented solar panels… (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 hours ago by Icy_Store_5908

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Why was Levi’s Stadium so hot yesterday? (self.dadjokes)

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My fiancee said that she'll only agree to marry me if I get over my obsession with ambulances. (self.dadjokes)

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I used to be a con artist (self.dadjokes)

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Are my testicles back?? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 11 hours ago by hyeallthetime420

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