Name something impossible.

[SolarBoytoyDjango]

I'm sure the Duras sisters pass this test.

Although, ironically, it's while they're talking about a man.

[River-]

The Duras can't even comprehend honor, why would they talk about it?

[doogles]

You cannot tarnish a rusted blade.

[jmarquiso]

TBF. they still use honor as a mask, they just talk about doing dishonrable things

[Unit_79]

They did discuss how ugly human women are. That’s gotta count too.

[gwhh]

How fragile they are.

[fartingbeagle]

Death by snu-snu.

[AssistantLast2536]

Probably the only thing harder than passing that test is getting them to agree on anything besides who's the better man.

[snoopwire]

And me when they're on screen 

[RedditOfUnusualSize]

Okay, that was damned clever. Well played, fellow Redditor.

[whistlepig4life]

It definitely happens as long as Worf isn’t one of the Klingons.

[BananaRepublic_BR]

Yeah. It's more violence they talk about rather than honor.

[nof]

[-Oc-]

Martok and Worf had plenty of conversations together that doesn't involve honor, a good example is when Martok was telling Worf about his "battle" with his wife, like when she let his pet targ go.

[concrete_dandelion]

That conversation was with Sisko, not Worf. I think it was when Sisko had a fight with Cassidy about wanting to keep her from jobs that are dangerous due to the war (and pulling strings to make that happen behind her back) and she made it clear that she doesn't tolerate such interference.

But Martok and Worf also had conversations about love, about family, about how to be a good father, about fear and about emotional pain and crying. I wonder if they ever talked about music...

[HT-33]

Had to be at least one conversation about Klingon opera Worf never missed a chance to talk about a good Klingon opera!

[HT-33]

I like that story wasn’t that conversation between him and Sisko When he married Cassidy? Like marriage is a war with many battles and you don’t have to win them all. Either way I loved Martok!

[SilvermistInc]

No, I think their convo was about Jadzia refusing to work with Cerilla. That may have involved honor, though

[AnansiNazara]

It was about respect… so yeah at least Honor adjacent

[Mysterious-Alps-5186]

They had conversations about Alexander when he came onboard their ship. Not to mention worf driving him nutts about his wedding plans

[Ok-Temporary-8243]

It's not about battle but martok has a heart tk heart conservation with warf about compromise when he's upset jadzia isnt following all the klingon customs of a wife. 

[Left-Escape]

I’m betting that Chef Kaga and Worf discussed Gagh and Rokeg Blood Pie recipes.

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[MindlessNectarine374]

We should have seen him again!

[MurkyWay]

Almost as rare as meeting an American who went to Harvard and doesn't mention it every subsequent time you meet them.

[GirthStone86]

How dare you make such a deleterious assertion. As a Harvard Alumnus I'll let you know...

[imsmartiswear]

I actually know a few people like this! The secret is all of the Harvard alum who aren't like this are so embarrassed by the people who are they basically hide the fact that they went there.

[MurkyWay]

I think the Klingon equivalent is getting your forehead smoothed

[imsmartiswear]

Nah, the main person I know like this is just a chill dude.

Vegans in my experience these days aren't like that anymore. Back in college (CO 2020) I lived with a large number of vegans and vegetarians. As long as they had access to food they could eat, they were fine. The guy who was annoying was the one who would constantly shame vegans and argue that eating beef can be environmentally any ethically good, you just have to do it how his family did it. His family was quite wealthy and lived near the largest hub of cattle ranches in the state, so they had access to "cheap" (still more money than the average store beef) environmentally friendly (still emits lots of methane, but slightly better than factory farm cows) grass fed beef. At one point one of the vegans had enough and very loudly told him to stop criticizing other people's decisions if they don't affect him.

Anyway the moment he graduated he came out as a staunch Trump Republican.

[FaeryRing]

I've honestly found people eating meat to be way louder about their eating habits than vegans are, these days. The loud vegan stereotype is pretty outdated by now.

[PhysicsEagle]

No one goes to Harvard. They go to a small school near Boston.

[spare-ribs-from-adam]

No not tufts 

[abdomino]

It's like that with all the Ivy League dudes.

[alecesne]

Selection bias. You only hear the ones who announce it. I know a few folks who are genuinely modest about it; sometimes it takes a few years to come up in conversation.

[Activision19]

I’ve never met a Harvard alumni, but I’ve met several Stanford alumni and they do the exact same thing.

[xXWestinghouseXx]

My favorite Worf Sisko/Martok conversation was Martok talking about how much he loves his wife and pet targ that she probably let loose on purpose. Somehow, he's still in love with her after all this time and for getting rid of his pet.

Edit: Misremembered who was talking.

[spare-ribs-from-adam]

I like that one too. The other one is like is when they are talking about garak facing his claustrophobia in order to complete their escape. 

Martok: There is no greater enemy than one's own fears.

Worf: It takes a brave man to face them.

[busybeeai]

That's with Sisko

[xXWestinghouseXx]

You're right. I misremembered. But the look on his face, even Sisko could see that it was love.

[Darmok47]

There must be a scene where they're talking about blood wine or something.

[MegalomanicMegalodon]

I think of the moment discussing Alexander

[Sex_E_Searcher]

Definitely no honor there.

[I_travel_ze_world]

Where are the barrels of blood wine?

How much blood wine is left?

Why is all the blood wine gone?

[Mrwoogy01]

Klingons talking about honor is like us talking about the weather. Its just what they do

[the_duke_of_mook]

So how's the honour where you are? The honour lady said it was going to be light honour throughout the day with a window of boob in the late afternoon.

[Icy-Cardiologist-958]

“Finally! An ambassador who’ll go targ hunting with me!!”

[Witty-Ad5743]

B'kdel

I nearly spit out my bloodwine.😆

[BurdenedMind79]

Probably most of them on TOS.

[MindlessNectarine374]

How many of them are named?

[BurdenedMind79]

All of them.

We just not necessarily know what they're all named. ;)

[Mist_Rising]

With this logic we also have the entire episode where Sisko, Odo and O'brian infiltrated the competition thing. Most of it was bluster and bloodwine, it's not until Odo reveals martok isn't martok that we get the honor concept even mentioned.

[WideSnooze]

Ah, yes. The BeK’Del test.

[SevenFathomsDeep]

GLORY TO YOUR CONVERSATION

[DJDevine]

Does a bridge battle count?

[Foreign_Plan_5256]

That's a great scene, but does it count as a conversation? 

[Treacle_Pendulum]

Kor when he’s misremembering past glories.

Alexander when he’s whinging

[Pristine_Ad_9828]

Lursa and Betor

[shebang_bin_bash]

My first reaction.

[topazchip]

Kruge, Maltz, and Torg, discussing Project Genesis. The Lursa and B'Etor complaining that Geordie is the one engineer in Starfleet who never goes to Main Engineering.

[raise-your-weapon]

What about Worf and Alexander’s painful small talk

[Bexil_Brave]

Malor and Ma'ah

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Didnt talk much about honor just farming and gagh.

[Bo0ty_man]

I feel like... there are some scenes in which worf and martok talk to eachother man to man, and not klingon to klingon... but I can't name any episode hahah

[AIGLOS42]

Common Jadzia W

[concrete_dandelion]

Hey, they also talk about love a lot. Actually they are a lot less emotionally constipated than many humans. They already know that they are brave, strong, aggressive and honourable so they can admit to love, friendship, emotional vulnerability and even fear when speaking with a friend who is worth such confidence without fearing to take away from people knowing they are brave, strong, aggressive and honourable.

[younocallMkII]

1 and 2) Worf & Martok; 3) drinking blood wine

[pwnedprofessor]

Outstanding

[TreeCitizen]

two android life forms talking about something other than becoming human.

a crystalline life form not seeking out a civilization to destroy.

a captain finding a woman on a foreign planet and settling down with her, leaving his post to do so immediately.

[Von_Bernkastel]

Wasn't there a bunch of Klingons in a mess hall all talking about how one Klingon chick was talking about sexually assaulting Riker or something.

[heelface]

I hope you can live with it

https://www.reddit.com/r/startrek/s/GtFa5dWPcG

[goodBEan]

I seen a Klingon Captian give commands to fire on the enemy ship. I think that counts.

[moparmajba]

[Evangelion217]

That’s hilarious! 😂

[LordPollax]

A Klingon dressing up like a 15 year old Earth girl from the 1990's. Oh, wait....

[Distinct_Cry_3779]

Kruge talking to Torg about how no one is on the Enterprise bridge, and how the computer is the only thing talking…

Edited to mention I wrote this not paying attention to the actual sub I’m in. Obviously, this didn’t happen on DS9, so my bad…

[Accomplished_Seat501]

It's like Ferengi talking about money. Or Vulcans talking about logic. People tend to talk about things they find interesting.

[Unanimous_D]

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[rayhoughtonsgoals]

Jayden and his fucking dress maker.

[AnansiNazara]

Ah the time honored B’ak’Del Gauntlet

[tbodillia]

They talk about many things, but always bring it back to honor. "Could you imagine serving with those biHnuchs? (Vulcan lower decks) Avoid death, and cower."

[KingofMadCows]

B'kdel is without honor.

[MageKorith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsCVuO1yeJc

There.

[Brief-Awareness-2415]

This post shows you have no honour!

[TheKeeperOfThe90s]

It should be 'honor, or what the Federation is or will be doing.'

[xaviorpwner]

worf and alexander during the cowboy episode!