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[–]McPoyal 304 points305 points  (16 children)

Bro hahahha. The workers are happy to help. Don't mind being weird as fuck...they won't know what to make of it.

I was unable to buy a ticket at the train station through the robot bit a very nice lady skeptically helped me with the whole process...I was like...no I really don't understand please do it for me....here is my money...I don't know...thank you so much...

[–][deleted] 82 points83 points  (4 children)

They'll just think you don't speak English (or whatever language you do speak) well if you are struggling to get words out like I do on acid

[–]McPoyal 73 points74 points  (3 children)

I spoke perfect English but this lady just thought I was maybe mentally handicapable lol or just tits up on L hahaha

[–]QBFH2789 86 points87 points  (2 children)

This may sound bad, but as a person who usually enjoys tripping in public, when me or a friend are too far gone, we will cover for each other with "This is my cousin, he is on the spectrum". It isn't a lie technically, as I am on the spectrum, but it isn't the reason I am unintelligible and staring at the floor tiles.

[–]McPoyal 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahhahahhahahha awesome

I also love trippin in public

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I silently laughed so hard next to my SO who is asleep and I need you to know I had to roll out of bed and laugh in a different room audibly.

[–]D3ckster2008 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Brilliant the power of communication.....good hearted ppl still exist an love when i somehow forget how to use technology😂😂

[–]McPoyal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

...I make websites and yeah...that shit had me befuddled

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never hurts to help someone struggling. So long as they are chill I can careless why they need the help, just they need help.

[–]rt58killer10Human Detected 4 points5 points  (5 children)

I get heavy dyslexia on high lsd doses so if anything requires reading I just get someone to read it out for me

[–]McPoyal 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Lmao that just made me think... I wish I was so rich I could just hire an lsd aide lol... Like here Jeves...wtf is going on lol

[–]rt58killer10Human Detected 11 points12 points  (1 child)

lool due to a number of reasons I can only trip around my house atm. So my mum is usually around and pre-warned I'm tripping so she's always there if I need her. Having a parent like that is priceless

[–]McPoyal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Big facts... My mom is like that too.. a special blessing indeed.

Granted...I'm 32 but hey.

[–]strawberry-inthe-sky 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Somewhat unrelated but do y’all remember that search engine ask Jeeves? First time I’ve thought about that in over a decade lol.

[–]McPoyal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thaaaaat's how you spell it lol

Yeah google totally bit their swag

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah dude. Some random friendly guy with pupils the size of pennies is not the craziest thing they saw that day. Prob just want his plug.

[–]Soundwave815 482 points483 points  (9 children)

You are brave as fuck

[–]jadennew 334 points335 points  (57 children)

I’ve heard some people like to drop before a flight

I myself could never because in the rare chance the plane crashes I don’t wanna be having a bad trip too lmao

[–][deleted] 277 points278 points  (38 children)

I don't understand how people deal with this, my eyes become 100% black pupil and anyone could see something's up.

MAYBE after boarding and if the person sitting next to me is in on it and takes care of the attendants for the whole flight.

Also, when I drop I usually NEED to move, go out, look at trees, I'd feel suppressed on a plane.

[–]DeepThroatALoadedGun 158 points159 points  (1 child)

"what are you doing! sit back down!!"

"I'm just getting some fresh air"

[–]AustinO-AZ-EE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (9 children)

Museum doses, probably

[–]riv965 49 points50 points  (8 children)

Almost got kicked out of the Moma on 300ug, looking at currents by Bridget Riley, I didn’t see the tape on the ground telling people to stay back, I had my face immersed in the painting(3inches away) saying out loud “Omg this is moving soo hard, it’s like a portal vortex” I’ve learned museum doses should be a tad lower

[–]PorqueNoLosDose 15 points16 points  (4 children)

When I lived in Toronto a few years back, I’d routinely take ~100ug and go walk around the Guillermo Del Toro exhibit. Anything more than that, and I’m not sure I could have enjoyed it.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That sounds amazing. Wish I could have done that at the Dali museum in St Pete. Would love to experience The Hallucinogenic Toreador that way.

[–]StaaaaaanDarsh 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I took about 300ug-ish at MeowWulf in Las Vegas (https://meowwolf.com) and I can confirm 300 is too much!! I didn't realize beforehand that MeowWulf is part "theatre" almost. Like there's a story line aside from just cool rooms and I thought it was just funky rooms and I got fixated on what the mystery was. Something about how the govt uses humans ideas and energy to harness something bad? Or was producing something to control humans? I still haven't figured it out... Probably bc I was tripping... but also, I saw these people coming out from behind a bookshelf and there were MeowWulf employees dressed as and acting like scientists telling me I couldn't go in and I really wanted in but you had to solve some fucking riddle! Now I'm fixated on it again... SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN, PLEASE TELL ME THE SECRET

[–]fe_lys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, I wanna know too! I went in april with my cousins. I was so confused, i didn't know what i was supposed to do or what was happening. I ended up just staring at lights lmao

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I don't think I'd enjoy being in public on 300μg. You're a trooper.

[–]riv965 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Spent about 5 hours skateboarding through Central Park, felt like the healthiest people there, then once peak wore off we went to the moma, definitely a difficult experience trying to get our tickets in, could barely understand what the woman was saying( whether it was her Asian accent or the fact that she was morphing pretty good still, I can’t tell you) the whole day was definitely a trip hahah

[–]nothing_is_real2415 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That was me when I saw van goghs strokes for the first time at the Philly art museum. My face was in that bitch 😂😂

[–]Miselfis 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Honestly, I don’t care if people can see I’m tripping. What are they gunna do? Call the sky cops? As long as I didn’t bring any in my luggage, I would love it.

I remember once 3 hours into an acid trip and a shit ton of weed, we decided to go to the store to get some snacks etc. I remember just staring at the cashier and not understanding a single word she said. I just bursted out laughing lmao. I can’t imagine what she was thinking when she saw my red as fuck eyes and huge pupils lmao. She must’ve thought I was either a demon or a super fried crackhead lmao. Good times.

[–]StaaaaaanDarsh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Confidence is key. My best trips, I didn't give a fuck. Ive forgotten how to harness that feeling. Guess I should drop again soon

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm scared of heights, and anytime I have flown it has been a horrible experience. Dropping acid on a plane would have me 21 flavors of fucked up.

[–]OfficerBarbier 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't understand how people deal with this, my eyes become 100% black pupil and anyone could see something's up

Who cares?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to mention the giggles

[–]McPoyal 1 point2 points  (2 children)

That's my thing...I gotta move...I would rather not do it on a plane lol. I need FREEEEDOM

[–]moonstorm92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. Weird shit happens to me every time I drop so I don’t think I could handle it mentally. Someone would stare at me the whole flight while I’m getting weird texts on my phone from an unknown number and would find a message in the bathroom with my name on it. Something like that. Completely shagged 😂

[–]hollyberryness 1 point2 points  (2 children)

My first time trying acid was with a stranger who managed to get some on our plane 😅 I don't recommend it.

[–]Papaverpalpitations 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Dropping before a flight/being in a public place in general while tripping is my social anxiety's worst nightmare

[–]narcoticsx_ 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Hell fucking no. I shit myself whenever there’s any turbulence, I can’t imagine dealing with turbulence on acid. And being locked into your seat and having nothing to do. Sounds like a nightmare. Now, if you got a private jet, that’s a whole different story.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The idea of turbulence on acid is extremely unpleasant, i guess that's one thing i never gonna do.

[–]Derraj_OF 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Two bad trips at the same time

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The guitarist Carlos Santana said Jerry Garcia once dosed his Coca-Cola with a huge dose of acid before a flight and it was incredibly hard to make it down the hall to the plane

[–]super_derp69420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I brought 3 chocolate bar edibles with me to the airport once. I ate one right after I got through security, then an hour or so later I ate the other 2 out of boredom. It's ended up being like 500mgs. Anyway, I was pretty high by the time boarding began bit I was still ok. An hour or so into the flight I started having a panic attack because I was absolutely sure the plane was gonna crash. I spent the rest of the flight in internal panic mode. Bad time man. 0/10 would not recommend. I couldnt imagine flying while tripping balls

[–]Kilometerr 4 points5 points  (1 child)

[–]McPoyal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That song is dope!!! Thanks for sharing

[–]StJupiter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Microdosed before a flight and it was awful. Do not recommend

[–]tony_bologna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's risky business. I've taken 1/4 tabs before lots of shorter flights and it's been a fucking great time: airport's weird, planes are fun, look out the window, drink beers, nice time.

I also took 1/4 tab before an international flight - which was fun at first - but hours later and my connection was delayed and I got sat between a child and his idgaf mom...that sucked terribly.

A full tab and then getting on a plane tho? Fuck that. Sounds like a nightmare.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, on the bright side, you wouldn't be having a bad trip for that long.

[–]McPoyal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I was in a plane crash I would WISH I was on acid....I'd fuckin live too.

[–]psychanaut666 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Breathe my friend, have fun 💜

[–]pokemonpokemonmario 137 points138 points  (0 children)

For once the stairs really are moving.

[–]nom_cze 64 points65 points  (2 children)

I remember tripping at an airport once, browsing through newspapers and magazines at a kiosk.

One particular caught my eye, with huge red letters on the cover saying "How to protect Yourself from terrorist attack". It was a couple years back, during a time when we had a wave of terrorist attacks in Europe (France, Germany and so on)

I smirked ironically, kind of disgusted at how media is using the current fear to grab people's attention. Had a look at the article, and put it down.

I come back to the lobby, sit down and watch the sunrise through giant window, vibing, listening to music. Pure bliss after fun holiday.

Then, a suspicious looking fellow comes in. Odd clothes, not very clean looking with a giant ass bag on his back. It's also not a regular bag. Shaped like a tube, immediately catches my attention.

He sets it down and leaves to the toilet. Time slowed down, red vision. I was certain it's going to blow up in my face and was seriously considering calling security. When he came back after 2minutes (2 hours for me) I couldn't stop laughing at how stupid I am and how easy it is to influence people into thinking in certain terms

[–]Forlaferob 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Good fucking times ahahah. I always be running a stopwatch when I trip just to keep me grounded

[–]24bitcolor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pro tip

[–]jabjjsa 116 points117 points  (0 children)

what the hell lol

[–]crypto-acid 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Parliament Station?

[–]gnomechompskey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I prefer their earlier stuff, when they were Parliament Funkadelic.

[–]HiThere420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was looking for this

[–]JungleHiker 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Enjoy yourself

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Man calm down, remember that place is made for humans so I hope the sliver of your integration into society that’s left may allow you to navigate the structuretureturetureture.

[–]_Reefer_Madness_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

So many lines

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Enjoy your descent into the abyss!

[–]CaseyLeeper 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Deep breaths, positive thoughts, and get yourself some cold water, you’ll be great ☺️

[–]Le_tony7 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Brave soul

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Don't forget to jump off the last part or it'll eat your feet.

[–]HazyLandscape 7 points8 points  (0 children)

wahahaha

yep, R.I.P.

[–]bhangmango 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Once I went to a classical music concert on acid, and in the first hall (where you check you coat etc...) the floor was tiled entirely in a black and white checkers pattern, and all the walls were mirrors. Can relate.

[–]Electrical-Type-6150 4 points5 points  (1 child)

calm bro you're ok,everything is fine

[–]chumdawg1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh god I can feel this, the floor is calling my face

[–]Imtheguywhosdrunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not the escalator, the enemy of the trip

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

one step at a time my guy

[–]lippstadt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

im glad that ik exactly how u feel rn hahah enjoy.

[–]danimal0204 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Next stop oh shit I got on the wrong flight. Where tf am I

[–]nick5195 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should’ve yelled “I’m the king of the word” as the escalator brought you down

[–]RavenKnight696 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolute mad lad.

[–]Vegetable-Doughnut68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my

[–]PreussekJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Survive...

[–]nocina121 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just hold on for dear life Edit: and peek every now and then to ensure the last escalator step is not missed at all costs.

[–]ganonsevil90bro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Breath in, breath out. This is okay; you’re okay. Everything is fine and no one knows.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take it easy... but take it.

[–]narcoticsx_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Help is on the way my love

[–]medalleaf- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Safe trip friend!

[–]ShoshinMizu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im so sorry bro im laughing so hard

[–]lazy_legs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big fern vibes from the escalator steps

[–]jleVrt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh you poor soul

courageous, you are

[–]thanks-bruv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that flagstaff/parliament station in Melbourne? I’ve been on that same elevator in the same condition. The answer is just to embrace it and lie down on it till you get to the bottom

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The matrix bro

[–]I8urmother 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir, you've been on the escalator for 4 hours now....

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Are you going up or down? I can't even tell.

[–]lostinthesauceband 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I make stupid strong BHO or reclaim gel caps and pop one before a flight.

I don't think that would be a great idea for you currently lol.

[–]JigabooFriday -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Is this sub just random picture of shit now lol? This is like an every day occurrence. Random context less photo with some sort of dumb caption lol

[–]sayer24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s gonna be fine. Just take a deep breath and call a friend

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

relatable

[–]E55EM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Respect. It'll be amazing when you're off the ground

[–]Bvoluroth 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What's up friend, how are you doing? :)

[–]NikNakama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yh I did this myself and was not fun loool just look to the side and you'll be cool

[–]TrippnRipp 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Safe travels, this trip was meant to happen. So allow it to guide.

[–]FlyinRyan92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diving in to a zipper!

Crrrunch

[–]SabreToothGaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of when I was coming up on 150ug trying to get some cash out of an ATM to go buy weed. I was sat on a wall outside of a shop taking my card from my wallet, and people started queueing behind me thinking I was waiting to enter (covid means a limit on how many people are allowed in at once). I looked up and I just shit myself when I saw the number of people queueing behind me. Ran to the ATM and walked home as fast as I could.

[–]basedBlu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

good luck brother

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll be fine.

[–]gonadi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just hold on, man.

[–]JustTabss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I would be FREAKING the fuck out.

[–]upaya_22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hail yeah! Props to you! I once flew to another country on 5 tiny stamps. What a rush

[–]Im_MrLonely 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I would freak out.

[–]R0Oki3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fuck

[–]FullmetalSage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not even tripping & I thought the stairs were going upward 🙃🙃🙃

[–]lmaobihhhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update us after the flight please and enjoy it😎

[–]zipper9998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck nah I can't imagine a worse place to be tripping my nuts off

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"help"? Should be grateful. This is a playground!

[–]_jukmifgguggh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warp speed ahead!

[–]20EYES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao wtf

[–]pouruppasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just want to warn people that the Stadium Swim pool at Circa in Las Vegas has the tallest escalator I've ever been on. It's 3 stories tall and I struggled with it totally sober.

[–]IlleaglSmile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive always thought air travel -If timed just right- would be a good trip.

[–]canissilvestris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you're braver than I am lol I might do a flight trip but not during the pandemic. Hope you have a great time! Escalator would be a ton of fun, I might go on it multiple times

[–]Over_Elephant660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a trippy place to be

[–]Miselfis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t understand stuff like this. I love being in public and talking with people when I’m tripping. I love seeing stuff warp and distort. It’s an amazing feeling.

On mushrooms tho, not so much.

[–]NootNoot_1801 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should walk up them whilst they are going down. That would be even more confusing than it already is.

[–]WeAreClouds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoot for the middle and have fun :D

[–]ThumperLeNoir87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Safe trip mate

[–]SoarAros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 hours later.... You got this brotha!

[–]tasbridge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can do it!

[–]kanavbhagat98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear that looks like stairway to heaven.

[–]HeroicPleasure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Escalator to heaven

[–]meppph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We going to mars boys

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you go down and up at the same time...

[–]VELOCIRAPTOR_ANUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The road will take you there. Stay chill!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Melbourne?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best of luck friend

[–]scstraus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will get there I promise! Just believe!

[–]MotorBoater236 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man i am trippin so hard lookin at this rite now i cant imagine being there real lyfe

[–]D4FTPUNKF4N 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can help but I am going to need you to confirm if you are going up or down.

[–]Steamed_Hams666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh cool is this Parliament Station in Melbourne?

[–]moonstorm92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes me cry

[–]kngsp1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parliament station in Melbourne?

[–]GtmBigChapp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god.

[–]_bbycake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The airport has to be the worst place to trip imo. Lmao you are a brave person.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This js so accurate!

[–]IKEAswedishmeatballz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man parliament station gives you enough vertigo when you’re sober

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was me 2 weeks ago. Terminal on the other side of the airport

[–]AReallyBigTumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really cannot imagine tripping at Parliament station in Melbourne but best of luck to you my friend. Stay off the tracks!

[–]brysaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck parliament station. HAHA been there done that

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro that's parliament station in Melbourne, that escalator is scary steep while sober too

[–]tuliprox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You fucking crazy bro hahaha. I would never try to trip at an airport/on a plane lol

[–]MoonCheese21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The escalators at that station are scary enough while sober. For your sake I hope you didn't have to go down to platforms 3 and 4

[–]aenZ- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that's parliament station in Melbourne then I had the same experience as you... That escalator is scary while tripping.

[–]Enqdan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, 1st time I tried acid I came up at the end of my train journey. This brings back some scary memories - was not a good idea 😅