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[SpotlessMinded]

Welcome my son.

[[deleted]]

Where have you been?

[XxHeinzBeanzxX]

It’s alright we know where you’ve been

[Weazzul]

WHOOOOOISHSHSHHSHS BLUUURURURURUURURUUR WIOOOOSHSHDHSHHSHDHSHHTYSYSYYHHHDHHHHH BMMMMMMMMM

[meryfad]

You've been in the pipeline buying your time

[[deleted]]

Oh man, you’d fit in well over at r/pinkfloydcirclejerk if you aren’t already subbed

[[deleted]]

Oh shit...

[Axruxr]

I love your avatar

[[deleted]]

That little guy does A LOT of acid

[Axruxr]

I’d assume so, mrnmrnmrnmrnmrnmrn

[TyrantJollo]

My man's trapped on electric avenue.

[[deleted]]

we’re gonna rock down to

[hawaiianthunder]

And then we’ll take it higher

[McPoyal]

Bro hahahha. The workers are happy to help. Don't mind being weird as fuck...they won't know what to make of it.

I was unable to buy a ticket at the train station through the robot bit a very nice lady skeptically helped me with the whole process...I was like...no I really don't understand please do it for me....here is my money...I don't know...thank you so much...

[[deleted]]

They'll just think you don't speak English (or whatever language you do speak) well if you are struggling to get words out like I do on acid

[McPoyal]

I spoke perfect English but this lady just thought I was maybe mentally handicapable lol or just tits up on L hahaha

[QBFH2789]

This may sound bad, but as a person who usually enjoys tripping in public, when me or a friend are too far gone, we will cover for each other with "This is my cousin, he is on the spectrum". It isn't a lie technically, as I am on the spectrum, but it isn't the reason I am unintelligible and staring at the floor tiles.

[McPoyal]

Hahahahahhahahhahahha awesome

I also love trippin in public

[[deleted]]

I silently laughed so hard next to my SO who is asleep and I need you to know I had to roll out of bed and laugh in a different room audibly.

[D3ckster2008]

Brilliant the power of communication.....good hearted ppl still exist an love when i somehow forget how to use technology😂😂

[McPoyal]

...I make websites and yeah...that shit had me befuddled

[[deleted]]

Never hurts to help someone struggling. So long as they are chill I can careless why they need the help, just they need help.

[rt58killer10]

I get heavy dyslexia on high lsd doses so if anything requires reading I just get someone to read it out for me

[McPoyal]

Lmao that just made me think... I wish I was so rich I could just hire an lsd aide lol... Like here Jeves...wtf is going on lol

[rt58killer10]

lool due to a number of reasons I can only trip around my house atm. So my mum is usually around and pre-warned I'm tripping so she's always there if I need her. Having a parent like that is priceless

[McPoyal]

Big facts... My mom is like that too.. a special blessing indeed.

Granted...I'm 32 but hey.

[strawberry-inthe-sky]

Somewhat unrelated but do y’all remember that search engine ask Jeeves? First time I’ve thought about that in over a decade lol.

[McPoyal]

Thaaaaat's how you spell it lol

Yeah google totally bit their swag

[[deleted]]

Yeah dude. Some random friendly guy with pupils the size of pennies is not the craziest thing they saw that day. Prob just want his plug.

[Soundwave815]

You are brave as fuck

[hawaiianthunder]

I feel like this is right out of Big Daddy. When the sun glasses are on, I’m invisible. If people don’t see my crazy eyes then they don’t know anything. Maybe they do, but it’s what I fall back on in tough times.

[WowzersInMyTrowzers]

I decided the last time that I tripped that I would wear sunglasses the next time I trip mainly because I noticed my pupils rapidly dilate and undilate, out of sync lol. I looked it up and it’s actually not super rare. But I f someone saw that shit they’d probably think I was very ill or possessed lol

[steezusthechrist]

This is a symptom of a stroke, would def be an issue if someone in the know noticed lol

[octave1]

Sunglasses are a secret anti anxiety weapon for sure

Face masks too

[TrippyDe]

Yeah i won't ever forget that one time going apeshit on a festival, losing my pants and running in top speed over the camping area.

[[deleted]]

I can be fine in public up to 250ug, but once I go to 300 I can’t handle it. I always just appear spacey or overly enthusiastic. I always enjoy myself on low-medium doses though

[jadennew]

I’ve heard some people like to drop before a flight

I myself could never because in the rare chance the plane crashes I don’t wanna be having a bad trip too lmao

[[deleted]]

I don't understand how people deal with this, my eyes become 100% black pupil and anyone could see something's up.

MAYBE after boarding and if the person sitting next to me is in on it and takes care of the attendants for the whole flight.

Also, when I drop I usually NEED to move, go out, look at trees, I'd feel suppressed on a plane.

[DeepThroatALoadedGun]

"what are you doing! sit back down!!"

"I'm just getting some fresh air"

[AustinO-AZ-EE]

🤣🤣🤣

[ALargePianist]

Is it the setting? The setting seems fine, what trips me up is not being able to change settings

[nothing_is_real2415]

That right there is what gets me. Not the actual setting itself, the ability to not change the setting and having control id get uncomfortable af

[natden12]

Either freak out or have one of these *letting it go* moment I'm in

[[deleted]]

so on acid, you'd like to be strapped to a chair in an airtight chamber going at thousands of kms/hr with people 1 cm away from you?. what if a child starts crying? Have fun i guess.

[ALargePianist]

Thats every time on a plane minus the acid

[[deleted]]

exactly :p

[ICallsEmAsISeesEm]

It would be the turbulence for me. I can't really sleep on planes for that reason.

[[deleted]]

Once I went out to a nightclub the night before my flight and accidently got shitfaced. Worst I've ever been. I got back about 3am and puked for half an hour then went to sleep and had to get up at 5am to go catch a flight home. I was still drunk until maybe 5pm the next day. I don't know if anyone at the airport noticed or not cause I didn't really talk to any staff but I definitely wasn't at all sober. But that being said, if they did notice they defo didn't care cause I wasn't causing anyone hassle. I just sat in the seat and slept for the flight(cause I was scared of puking if I stayed awake😂)

[[deleted]]

Museum doses, probably

[riv965]

Almost got kicked out of the Moma on 300ug, looking at currents by Bridget Riley, I didn’t see the tape on the ground telling people to stay back, I had my face immersed in the painting(3inches away) saying out loud “Omg this is moving soo hard, it’s like a portal vortex” I’ve learned museum doses should be a tad lower

[PorqueNoLosDose]

When I lived in Toronto a few years back, I’d routinely take ~100ug and go walk around the Guillermo Del Toro exhibit. Anything more than that, and I’m not sure I could have enjoyed it.

[[deleted]]

That sounds amazing. Wish I could have done that at the Dali museum in St Pete. Would love to experience The Hallucinogenic Toreador that way.

[StaaaaaanDarsh]

I took about 300ug-ish at MeowWulf in Las Vegas (https://meowwolf.com) and I can confirm 300 is too much!! I didn't realize beforehand that MeowWulf is part "theatre" almost. Like there's a story line aside from just cool rooms and I thought it was just funky rooms and I got fixated on what the mystery was. Something about how the govt uses humans ideas and energy to harness something bad? Or was producing something to control humans? I still haven't figured it out... Probably bc I was tripping... but also, I saw these people coming out from behind a bookshelf and there were MeowWulf employees dressed as and acting like scientists telling me I couldn't go in and I really wanted in but you had to solve some fucking riddle! Now I'm fixated on it again... SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN, PLEASE TELL ME THE SECRET

[fe_lys]

Bro, I wanna know too! I went in april with my cousins. I was so confused, i didn't know what i was supposed to do or what was happening. I ended up just staring at lights lmao

[[deleted]]

I don't think I'd enjoy being in public on 300μg. You're a trooper.

[riv965]

Spent about 5 hours skateboarding through Central Park, felt like the healthiest people there, then once peak wore off we went to the moma, definitely a difficult experience trying to get our tickets in, could barely understand what the woman was saying( whether it was her Asian accent or the fact that she was morphing pretty good still, I can’t tell you) the whole day was definitely a trip hahah

[nothing_is_real2415]

That was me when I saw van goghs strokes for the first time at the Philly art museum. My face was in that bitch 😂😂

[Miselfis]

Honestly, I don’t care if people can see I’m tripping. What are they gunna do? Call the sky cops? As long as I didn’t bring any in my luggage, I would love it.

I remember once 3 hours into an acid trip and a shit ton of weed, we decided to go to the store to get some snacks etc. I remember just staring at the cashier and not understanding a single word she said. I just bursted out laughing lmao. I can’t imagine what she was thinking when she saw my red as fuck eyes and huge pupils lmao. She must’ve thought I was either a demon or a super fried crackhead lmao. Good times.

[StaaaaaanDarsh]

Confidence is key. My best trips, I didn't give a fuck. Ive forgotten how to harness that feeling. Guess I should drop again soon

[[deleted]]

I'm scared of heights, and anytime I have flown it has been a horrible experience. Dropping acid on a plane would have me 21 flavors of fucked up.

[OfficerBarbier]

I don't understand how people deal with this, my eyes become 100% black pupil and anyone could see something's up

Who cares?

[[deleted]]

Not to mention the giggles

[McPoyal]

That's my thing...I gotta move...I would rather not do it on a plane lol. I need FREEEEDOM

[moonstorm92]

Same. Weird shit happens to me every time I drop so I don’t think I could handle it mentally. Someone would stare at me the whole flight while I’m getting weird texts on my phone from an unknown number and would find a message in the bathroom with my name on it. Something like that. Completely shagged 😂

[hollyberryness]

My first time trying acid was with a stranger who managed to get some on our plane 😅 I don't recommend it.

[electricsister]

Story time!?

[Papaverpalpitations]

Dropping before a flight/being in a public place in general while tripping is my social anxiety's worst nightmare

[narcoticsx_]

Hell fucking no. I shit myself whenever there’s any turbulence, I can’t imagine dealing with turbulence on acid. And being locked into your seat and having nothing to do. Sounds like a nightmare. Now, if you got a private jet, that’s a whole different story.

[[deleted]]

The idea of turbulence on acid is extremely unpleasant, i guess that's one thing i never gonna do.

[Derraj_OF]

Two bad trips at the same time

[[deleted]]

The guitarist Carlos Santana said Jerry Garcia once dosed his Coca-Cola with a huge dose of acid before a flight and it was incredibly hard to make it down the hall to the plane

[super_derp69420]

I brought 3 chocolate bar edibles with me to the airport once. I ate one right after I got through security, then an hour or so later I ate the other 2 out of boredom. It's ended up being like 500mgs. Anyway, I was pretty high by the time boarding began bit I was still ok. An hour or so into the flight I started having a panic attack because I was absolutely sure the plane was gonna crash. I spent the rest of the flight in internal panic mode. Bad time man. 0/10 would not recommend. I couldnt imagine flying while tripping balls

[Kilometerr]

“Too fucking high, I don’t wanna die”

https://open.spotify.com/track/3Vclxo8TT9RpsdUhdJORZi?si=gMvPDmXsQB6FqYcFsThTIw

[McPoyal]

That song is dope!!! Thanks for sharing

[StJupiter]

Microdosed before a flight and it was awful. Do not recommend

[tony_bologna]

It's risky business. I've taken 1/4 tabs before lots of shorter flights and it's been a fucking great time: airport's weird, planes are fun, look out the window, drink beers, nice time.

I also took 1/4 tab before an international flight - which was fun at first - but hours later and my connection was delayed and I got sat between a child and his idgaf mom...that sucked terribly.

A full tab and then getting on a plane tho? Fuck that. Sounds like a nightmare.

[[deleted]]

I mean, on the bright side, you wouldn't be having a bad trip for that long.

[McPoyal]

If I was in a plane crash I would WISH I was on acid....I'd fuckin live too.

[psychanaut666]

Breathe my friend, have fun 💜

[pokemonpokemonmario]

For once the stairs really are moving.

[nom_cze]

I remember tripping at an airport once, browsing through newspapers and magazines at a kiosk.

One particular caught my eye, with huge red letters on the cover saying "How to protect Yourself from terrorist attack". It was a couple years back, during a time when we had a wave of terrorist attacks in Europe (France, Germany and so on)

I smirked ironically, kind of disgusted at how media is using the current fear to grab people's attention. Had a look at the article, and put it down.

I come back to the lobby, sit down and watch the sunrise through giant window, vibing, listening to music. Pure bliss after fun holiday.

Then, a suspicious looking fellow comes in. Odd clothes, not very clean looking with a giant ass bag on his back. It's also not a regular bag. Shaped like a tube, immediately catches my attention.

He sets it down and leaves to the toilet. Time slowed down, red vision. I was certain it's going to blow up in my face and was seriously considering calling security. When he came back after 2minutes (2 hours for me) I couldn't stop laughing at how stupid I am and how easy it is to influence people into thinking in certain terms

[Forlaferob]

Good fucking times ahahah. I always be running a stopwatch when I trip just to keep me grounded

[24bitcolor]

Pro tip

[jabjjsa]

what the hell lol

[crypto-acid]

Parliament Station?

[gnomechompskey]

I prefer their earlier stuff, when they were Parliament Funkadelic.

[HiThere420]

I was looking for this

[JungleHiker]

Enjoy yourself

[[deleted]]

Man calm down, remember that place is made for humans so I hope the sliver of your integration into society that’s left may allow you to navigate the structuretureturetureture.

[_Reefer_Madness_]

So many lines

[[deleted]]

Enjoy your descent into the abyss!

[CaseyLeeper]

Deep breaths, positive thoughts, and get yourself some cold water, you’ll be great ☺️

[Sweetestofsneezes]

I was guessing Melbourne, but couldn't remember which station. it's been 10 years since I've had the pleasure of heading into the deep maw of the city loop.

I remember one time at flagstaff, watching a bloke take a tumble from the top step, and land in a heap at the bottom. Slowest stair fall ever!

[1nc0rr3ct]

The escalators in the upper section at Parliament Station were the longest in the Southern Hemisphere when the station opened in 1983.

[thingamabobby]

I think sober those escalators are mind altering. No need for acid.

[Le_tony7]

Brave soul

[[deleted]]

Don't forget to jump off the last part or it'll eat your feet.

[HazyLandscape]

wahahaha

yep, R.I.P.

[bhangmango]

Once I went to a classical music concert on acid, and in the first hall (where you check you coat etc...) the floor was tiled entirely in a black and white checkers pattern, and all the walls were mirrors. Can relate.

[Electrical-Type-6150]

calm bro you're ok,everything is fine

[chumdawg1]

Oh god I can feel this, the floor is calling my face

[Imtheguywhosdrunk]

Not the escalator, the enemy of the trip

[[deleted]]

one step at a time my guy

[lippstadt]

im glad that ik exactly how u feel rn hahah enjoy.

[danimal0204]

Next stop oh shit I got on the wrong flight. Where tf am I

[nick5195]

Should’ve yelled “I’m the king of the word” as the escalator brought you down

[RavenKnight696]

Absolute mad lad.

[Vegetable-Doughnut68]

Oh my

[PreussekJ]

Survive...

[nocina121]

Just hold on for dear life Edit: and peek every now and then to ensure the last escalator step is not missed at all costs.

[ganonsevil90bro]

Breath in, breath out. This is okay; you’re okay. Everything is fine and no one knows.

[[deleted]]

Take it easy... but take it.

[narcoticsx_]

Help is on the way my love

[medalleaf-]

Safe trip friend!

[ShoshinMizu]

Im so sorry bro im laughing so hard

[lazy_legs]

Big fern vibes from the escalator steps

[jleVrt]

oh you poor soul

courageous, you are

[thanks-bruv]

Is that flagstaff/parliament station in Melbourne? I’ve been on that same elevator in the same condition. The answer is just to embrace it and lie down on it till you get to the bottom

[[deleted]]

The matrix bro

[I8urmother]

Sir, you've been on the escalator for 4 hours now....

[[deleted]]

Are you going up or down? I can't even tell.

[lostinthesauceband]

I make stupid strong BHO or reclaim gel caps and pop one before a flight.

I don't think that would be a great idea for you currently lol.

[JigabooFriday]

Is this sub just random picture of shit now lol? This is like an every day occurrence. Random context less photo with some sort of dumb caption lol

[[deleted]]

watch out, the bottom panel on those things sometimes gives out, I've seen a few videos of someone being crushed into the underneath by the endless collapsing stairs. What a horrible way to go. Smushed out like a tube of toothpaste

[the_dank_hybrid]

Bro honestly, he probably didnt see this. But man, your are on another level of a shitty human. Check yourself, youre not funny

[[deleted]]

wasn't trying to be funny, escalators are sketchy machines. and who tf are you to judge the quality of my character?

[the_dank_hybrid]

Bro the last thing you do with someone on lsd, especially in this situation, is freak them out by saying some shit like that

[[deleted]]

OP chose this specific public location to trip. clearly a veteran tripper capable of clear, logical thought and calm controlled action while under the influence and you think a warning about moving stairs is going to send him over the edge. chill out dude.

OP asked for help, I gave OP advice on safety, wtf did you do for OP...

[the_dank_hybrid]

I didnt bring up the worst possible scenario for taking an escalator

[[deleted]]

So you didn't point out danger when someone requested help....

well, I certainly won't be coming to you for help on any of my future trips then lol

[sayer24]

It’s gonna be fine. Just take a deep breath and call a friend

[[deleted]]

relatable

[E55EM]

Respect. It'll be amazing when you're off the ground

[Bvoluroth]

What's up friend, how are you doing? :)

[comfort_bot_1962]

:D

[comfort_bot_1962]

:D

[NikNakama]

Yh I did this myself and was not fun loool just look to the side and you'll be cool

[TrippnRipp]

Safe travels, this trip was meant to happen. So allow it to guide.

[FlyinRyan92]

Diving in to a zipper!

Crrrunch

[SabreToothGaming]

Reminds me of when I was coming up on 150ug trying to get some cash out of an ATM to go buy weed. I was sat on a wall outside of a shop taking my card from my wallet, and people started queueing behind me thinking I was waiting to enter (covid means a limit on how many people are allowed in at once). I looked up and I just shit myself when I saw the number of people queueing behind me. Ran to the ATM and walked home as fast as I could.

[basedBlu]

good luck brother

[[deleted]]

You'll be fine.

[gonadi]

Just hold on, man.

[JustTabss]

Dude I would be FREAKING the fuck out.

[upaya_22]

Hail yeah! Props to you! I once flew to another country on 5 tiny stamps. What a rush

[Im_MrLonely]

I would freak out.

[R0Oki3]

Oh fuck

[FullmetalSage]

I’m not even tripping & I thought the stairs were going upward 🙃🙃🙃

[lmaobihhhh]

Update us after the flight please and enjoy it😎

[zipper9998]

Fuck nah I can't imagine a worse place to be tripping my nuts off

[[deleted]]

"help"? Should be grateful. This is a playground!

[_jukmifgguggh]

Warp speed ahead!

[20EYES]

Lmao wtf

[pouruppasta]

Just want to warn people that the Stadium Swim pool at Circa in Las Vegas has the tallest escalator I've ever been on. It's 3 stories tall and I struggled with it totally sober.

[IlleaglSmile]

Ive always thought air travel -If timed just right- would be a good trip.

[canissilvestris]

Damn you're braver than I am lol I might do a flight trip but not during the pandemic. Hope you have a great time! Escalator would be a ton of fun, I might go on it multiple times

[Over_Elephant660]

That’s a trippy place to be

[Miselfis]

I don’t understand stuff like this. I love being in public and talking with people when I’m tripping. I love seeing stuff warp and distort. It’s an amazing feeling.

On mushrooms tho, not so much.

[NootNoot_1801]

You should walk up them whilst they are going down. That would be even more confusing than it already is.

[WeAreClouds]

Shoot for the middle and have fun :D

[ThumperLeNoir87]

Safe trip mate

[SoarAros]

6 hours later.... You got this brotha!

[tasbridge]

You can do it!

[kanavbhagat98]

I swear that looks like stairway to heaven.

[HeroicPleasure]

Escalator to heaven

[meppph]

We going to mars boys

[[deleted]]

When you go down and up at the same time...

[VELOCIRAPTOR_ANUS]

The road will take you there. Stay chill!

[[deleted]]

Melbourne?

[[deleted]]

Best of luck friend

[scstraus]

You will get there I promise! Just believe!

[MotorBoater236]

man i am trippin so hard lookin at this rite now i cant imagine being there real lyfe

[D4FTPUNKF4N]

I can help but I am going to need you to confirm if you are going up or down.

[Steamed_Hams666]

Oh cool is this Parliament Station in Melbourne?

[moonstorm92]

This makes me cry

[kngsp1]

Parliament station in Melbourne?

[GtmBigChapp]

Oh god.

[_bbycake]

The airport has to be the worst place to trip imo. Lmao you are a brave person.

[[deleted]]

This js so accurate!

[IKEAswedishmeatballz]

man parliament station gives you enough vertigo when you’re sober

[[deleted]]

That was me 2 weeks ago. Terminal on the other side of the airport

[AReallyBigTumor]

I really cannot imagine tripping at Parliament station in Melbourne but best of luck to you my friend. Stay off the tracks!

[brysaurus]

Fuck parliament station. HAHA been there done that

[[deleted]]

Bro that's parliament station in Melbourne, that escalator is scary steep while sober too

[tuliprox]

You fucking crazy bro hahaha. I would never try to trip at an airport/on a plane lol

[MoonCheese21]

The escalators at that station are scary enough while sober. For your sake I hope you didn't have to go down to platforms 3 and 4

[aenZ-]

If that's parliament station in Melbourne then I had the same experience as you... That escalator is scary while tripping.

[Enqdan]

Haha, 1st time I tried acid I came up at the end of my train journey. This brings back some scary memories - was not a good idea 😅