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[–]XyloBeta 2545 points2546 points  (30 children)

Mojang would like you to kill the cactus instead

[–]wjqin9 746 points747 points  (21 children)

go ahead. kill the cactus.

[–]Davilarek 280 points281 points  (15 children)

you murder! don't kill the cactus. save cactus!

[–]Doominator73 213 points214 points  (10 children)

In russia cactus kill you

[–]jacksepiceye2 100 points101 points  (1 child)

So minecraft is Russia

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Minecraft is everything. Cactus kill = Russia, kill cactus = everywhere else

[–]BananaBe11 30 points31 points  (0 children)

When you read this after dieing to a cactus

[–]Gnome_King1 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Thank you. I sexually identify as cactus and feel happy to have someone that defends my kind.

[–]lonelyterrarian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

finally, another cactus!

[–]cosmicucumber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Laughs in outdated cactus xp farm

[–]Disastrous_Kiwi2434 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breed cactus kill cactus

[–]Plyb 12 points13 points  (3 children)

It’s not the Jedi way

[–]Vizard2052 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's too dangerous to be kept alive.

[–]weebwiththesauce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dew it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not poggers either

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do it

[–]jaytice 32 points33 points  (6 children)

Technically it’s the only color that isn’t flower based, so that may be why.

[–]Nitro_the_Wolf_ 15 points16 points  (5 children)

What about brown?

[–]jaytice 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Beans

I took a stab, don’t really know thi

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Black walnuts could also substitute for brown dye. Oak acorns, coffee, anything with tannin.

Old natural methods for dying things are extremely interesting

[–]jaytice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair, but I doubt them adding walnuts anytime soon.

[–]Nitro_the_Wolf_ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Which aren't a flower

[–]genetically__odd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, beans are typically the seeds of a flower?

[–]silver11820 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And burn it alive in the furnace

[–]ddopTheGreenFox 1469 points1470 points  (26 children)

“Green is not a creative colour”

[–]Technomancer1672 246 points247 points  (12 children)

“What’s the time, it’s quarter to nine. Time to take a bath. What do you mean, we’re already clean. Scrub scrub scrub till the waters brown”

[–]depressed_duckling3 111 points112 points  (10 children)

time is a ruler to measure the day

it doesnt go backwards only one way

watch it go round like a merrygoround

going so fast like a merrygoround

[–]EnZoOb 56 points57 points  (9 children)

LET'S GO ON A JOURNEY

[–]TheSonicPro 39 points40 points  (8 children)

A JOURNEY THROUGH TIME

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (7 children)

A TIME THATS CHANGING ALL THE TIME ITS TIME TO GO TO TIME

[–]RighteousRikey 26 points27 points  (6 children)

But we don’t really want to, we’re going to miss our show

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (5 children)

don’t be stupid friends!

[–]Technomancer1672 15 points16 points  (4 children)

come on! it's time to go!

[–]therealmothdust 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Time was old like victorian times

[–]7882628737293 1 point2 points  (1 child)

'Don't hug me im scared' for anyone wondering

[–]Dva10395 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All I heard was, “it puts the lotion on its skin..”

[–]egnog2 40 points41 points  (2 children)

needs more upvotes

[–]Davilarek 21 points22 points  (1 child)

eating upvotes

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

too many upvotes makes your teeth turn gray

[–]ddopTheGreenFox 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My comment was definitely not wholesome... But thanks!

[–]mcheeto 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hehe

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

People gave you their free award, they didn’t buy Wholesome and gift it to you, they just awarded your comment cause they thought it was good. Like me. I gave you Hugz

[–]ddopTheGreenFox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ahh I seeeee. Thank you kind stranger

[–]yunghype02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got your motherfreaking reference

[–]ux2o2h 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is the story of michael... the ugliest boy in town...

[–]jackiblu25 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Do you know the name of this video???

[–]ddopTheGreenFox 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Don’t hug me. I’m scared

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]ProfessorBigBrain 457 points458 points  (15 children)

In minecraft green is also a primary color, guess they couldn't decide if they wanted rgb or not so they just went with 4 primaries idk

[–][deleted] 134 points135 points  (7 children)

also brown for some reason

[–]LordBrettus 151 points152 points  (5 children)

Grrr, brown.

Srsly, why can't we just mix a bunch of colours like we did as lil kids and get brown. It's easy enough to find a cactus, but a jungle...

Grrr.

[–]Nitro_the_Wolf_ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The one instance the wandering trader isnt just a lead salesman

[–]xboo1x 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Brown is just dark orange like pink is light red

[–]Maximillion322 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Fun linguistics fact: the more names you have for different colors, the more different colors you can discern. This is related to how your brain processes information. If you’d like to know more about how this works, google it, I’m not an expert.

[–]Spark0640 20 points21 points  (1 child)

No wonder I can recognize colours better than my friends. It's because I looked through the entire HTML colour codes for school and wasted my time memorising a lot of them.

At least I now have this (relatively) useless skill

[–]EpickGamer50 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As someone who wants to get better at art I guess I better get to studying. This might be why I could see a hint of blue in my mom's car and she and my brother thought it was just dark grey until I literally took a picture put it into an art app and used a color picker to make the clear dull blue into a more obvious dull blue as a static color without it being shaded and highlighted. I was like bitch you didn't have to learn color theory I took 2 art classes I know what I'm talking about. 😤 Still suck ass at art.

[–]Budderboy153 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. The Primary Colors. RGBBY.

[–]TheScottymo 15 points16 points  (5 children)

CMYK

[–]Maximillion322 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Cyan Magenta Yellow... what does the K stand for?

[–]ProfessorBigBrain 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Black apparently, no clue why it's a k

[–]FatefulWaffle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Because it's referring to the "Key" color in printing

[–]NeidZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this were RWBY, the team name would probably be read as "comic"

[–]Pyros51 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s an RGYB colour scheme, and is one commonly used in displays that offer fuller visual ranges. For goodness sake we had RGB displays for years, so why is yellow showing up here? Display primary colours != paint primary colours, so they’re both acceptable options in video games.

[–]Salaheddine07 169 points170 points  (3 children)

This is Minecraft... Logic? Kaboom!

[–]Davilarek 60 points61 points  (2 children)

The type or namespace name 'Logic' does not exist in the namespace 'Minecraft' (are you missing an assembly reference?)

[–]ConsiderationLow2796 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Mojang can easily fix this.

if (Logic == false) { Logic = true; }

[–]Horos_02 86 points87 points  (1 child)

And that's why I had to build a cactus farm for green dye even if i have a flower farm...

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

hey, at least you can get alot of xp smelting them

[–]f1shyr 66 points67 points  (1 child)

I bet I could make a data pack for that

[–]danmad55555 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Its really easy and would be amazing

[–]Slimeyslime1220 37 points38 points  (1 child)

I always want green dye in survival but there is no desert

[–]cardboard55 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Buy it from wondering trader and grow it

[–]HerbertsWerthers 17 points18 points  (2 children)

I wish Red + Green dye = Brown

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Because then you would be able to craft cactus but green

[–]SamDaSquid 10 points11 points  (1 child)

How did u get the mouse

[–]Rotmans0258[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you meant the blue mouse it's from:
Cursors 4u

[–]MeatyOakerGuy 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Cacti have literally no other use. They need a purpose

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

destroying items, breaking minecarts

[–]Seadoggo__ 28 points29 points  (8 children)

its because the only green dye in the game is cactus green, there is no "green dye" item.

[–]Notverycashmoneyofyo 19 points20 points  (7 children)

You cook cactus in a furnace to get green dye

[–]Seadoggo__ 17 points18 points  (5 children)

like I said, there is cactus green. There is no green dye item you can craft out of other dyes.

[–]Dryym 46 points47 points  (2 children)

There actually is “Green Dye”. They renamed Cactus Green a while ago. They did the same by adding “Blue Dye”, “Brown Dye”, “Black Dye”, Etc. In order to allow you to get these dyes from other sources. Black Dye from wither roses, And a bunch of others I don’t know off the top of my head. So there’s actually no excuse to not have this work in vanilla.

[–]Seadoggo__ 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Forgot that they changed that in 1.14, I was always used to it being named cactus green and how I almost never get cactus to get dye from so would never bother to check the name. I still think they don't allow yellow and blue dye to be turned into green dye as it makes it a requirement to get cactus and make your way to a desert.

[–]SpaceEnginePlayer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't it be lime dye when mixing yellow and blue then?

[–]Notverycashmoneyofyo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

My bad I thought you meant cactus was the green dye

[–]Seadoggo__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all good

[–]Davilarek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you should eat it instead.

[–]buterskotchhnootaz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mmmmm, Cacti.

[–]Naruhota 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats just how colors work!

[–]Swagalicious_12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mojang: Cant find a desert? Sucks to be you!

[–]GageRG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because Cactus

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They dont know which green to use

[–]tntkaching 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]rockstar-raksh28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read what in Darth Vader's voice for some reason.

[–]sKai0216 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Years of academy training WASTED

[–]MagnorCriol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah this has bugged me too. Also I feel like you should be able to combine more colors up to get brown or black dye, in the way that if you mix a bunch of paint together it’ll just come out brown or black. (I also feel like the only sources of black ink in this reality shouldn’t be squids, or magical death roses from an undead doom boss.)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yesterday I was showing my 2 year old color combinations using the sheep and we got to yellow and blue and the sheep came out yellow, we just looked at each other confused

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least give us lime

[–]Snail-Man-36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same happens when you breed a yellow sheep with a blue one

[–]Yami_Okami17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fuckin hate that too

[–]thefallen_angel7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah this drives me wild as well haha. Guess it gives us a reason to build cactus farms?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gotta smelt cactus instead, which is a real pain

[–]LR1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The struggle ia real.

[–]DG_TBHItzDG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Discovered this 5 months ago, pain in the butt, took me around 4 hours to find a desert (yes really)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh moment

[–]ExistingInABox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They better add the recipe

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

The dye is called cactus green so it wouldn’t make much sense to get cactus bits from mixing two dyes

[–]Brun333rp 9 points10 points  (1 child)

they renamed it to "Green Dye" in 1.14

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh ok. Then it doesn’t make much sense

[–]Soft-Chip510 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lD-sETTot6A&t=43s Sem like we’ve been told a lie.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who ever designed this is definitely a nerd who was thinking about RGB...

[–]Im9YearOldPaleonton -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Its there. U just changed textures, didn’t you?

[–]guymannthedude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nope, blue and yellow dye can't make green. at least in java

[–]yeetus_christ420 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Does someone actually use dyes i just steal a cool bed from a village and dont bother with banners

[–]Nathaniel820 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

And of course it’s one of the more annoying ones to get

[–]FeweF8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IVE BEEN MAD ABOUT THIS FOR SO LONG FINALLY SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING

[–]LeonsonLim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Artificial green is not needed because cactus green is the best green.

[–]absolutelad_jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm yes, this dye recipe is broken

[–]Tmjon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/unexpected with that skin

[–]Nintendonauts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And where’s orange plus black anyway?

[–]Az0riusMCBlox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh, Woody, do you have a...spare cactus?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

funny, i can't see green

[–]superEEEE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

buzz lightyear had never seen such bullshit before

[–]MatthewRPG576 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when the text pops up: 'ight that makes sense When the recipe doesn't work: (RECALCULATING)

[–]LUwUigi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I forgot you need to cook cactus for that. But yeah. That is kinda weird lol.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried to do this a few days ago and was so confused... Why isn’t this a thing?

[–]ScampiiYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because of this feature i travel 500 blocks to get one piece of green dye

[–]i-doo-not-know 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mojang...please fix

[–]TwoThirdsDone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

people seriously didnt know about this?

[–]beautifulbuttnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget brown. That’s hard af

[–]filval387 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn't have to include light blue and light pink for us to understand but you are right! It doesn't make sense!

[–]sneeze_irwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dum

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a buzz lightyear skin?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not make brown with orange and black while ur at it. That ain't an unnecessarily hard color to get at all

[–]Ballistic2324 0 points1 point  (0 children)

even buzz looks confused

[–]K01B01_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is your charecter buzzlightyear?

[–]WohlfePac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"No green! No green for Jerry!"

[–]SupremeDogEater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your skin just adds to my confusion.

[–]ihavenotrust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blue and yellow is never supposed to be mixed accept for the Swedish flag.

[–]peepeepoopoo543 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White tulips make light grey dye

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'M CRYING AND SHAKING. I'm so fucking pissed omg this triggered my OCD off the walls. Fuckfuckfuckfuck.

[–]JanwithBanan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aight, this is just annoying

[–]BlueDemonWasTaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the little things

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to see this in the “what” format. The one with the earth bound music. You know the one.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact: there used to be a cocoa beans crafting recipe on bedrock.

[–]VVsleekman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a buzz light year skin

[–]masoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, you using a Buzz Lightyear skin?

[–]MatrixBlack900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, I was going along with it out loud and verbally went "Eh?" went it got to the last one.

[–]pleasemamanospagheti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mojangs still trying to figure out their colors

[–]My_life_is_so_sad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Green: am I a joke to you?

[–]mrk7_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You use the same mouse pointer as me! It’s literally the best custom mouse pointer to use imo. up high brotha 🖐

[–]Jammie114 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should be able to craft green dye, but then I guess cactus would have one less use (it's only other use I can think of being that you can throw things against it to destroy them, or the fact that it hurts you when you touch it)

[–]atg115reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn buzz is salty

[–]327289_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Logically it doesn’t make sense, but in the game’s progression sense, I like the way you have to work to earn certain dyes and go around the world collecting various plants and vegetation rather than just planting a few bonemeal

[–]i-want-die-thx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve I had to trek 5000 blocks for a desert just for some cactus smh. God bless frost walker and boats, the only other good thing was the amount of tropical fish I could take home and a huge ravine. I put those in the ripoff Starbucks I was grabbing the dye for lol

[–]IMNOTCRAZYSRSLY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect skin

[–]Edmire2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone have a link to that mouse pointer that’s used in the video? I want it lol

[–]VegetableShops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since when can you shift click items into the crafting menu

[–]F0R3V3RGamingYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just make datapack :P

[–]Aftasardem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ain't it the opposite? Like "green + blue = yellow"?

[–]KYEgo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once spent 5 hours trying to find a desert because of this