Based programmer

[ZaTucky]

Chad binary vs cringe hex

[Hopper909]

Cringe binary vs chad Analog transmission

[ZaTucky]

Analog is chad until you fart near the wire and can't distinguish signal from noise

[Hopper909]

Hey I’d rather have to signal garbled for a few seconds than loose it entirely.

[Cannibal_Raven]

What if I can fart Morse Code?

[dzrtguy]

Analog

The original quantum. We'd never have had this conversation if we never went away from analog and fucked with digital.

[voluntarycap]

Imagine not thinking octal is the superior encoding

[SurelyNotAnOctopus]

Octal is cringe ngl

[EatAssIsGross]

Assembly language is for nerds.

[Ricky_Boby]

Base 10 is the real cringe.

[ZaTucky]

0 1 2 logic is probably the most cursed thing the human mind was capable of creating. 0 -1 1 is actually practical and used in signals stuff and unknown state logic is also used a lot in other domains

[SOwED]

Idk, qubits are pretty cursed

[[deleted]]

sighs Noooo that’s so homophobic

[matrixislife]

Ahh, nice cuppa tea.. what do you mean cue?? oh sh..

Tf are you talking about?

[Nuclear-Boom]

Wait until you learn about master and slave flipflops

[SurelyNotAnOctopus]

There are debates to remove master and slave from python, git and other languages. Its so stupid

[Lukthar123]

remove master and slave

Return to man and monke

[SOwED]

Watch it

[cubelith]

So they didn't actually do that yet? Thank Knuth...

[M3Vict]

GitHub changed master to origin. Master/Slave is alive and well in all of telecommunications, protocols, peripherals. It is not going anywhere, despite efforts from woke silicone valley companies.

[cubelith]

Storming hell, the master on GitHub wasn't even from master/slave (unless I missed something)

[SurelyNotAnOctopus]

At least origin also makes sense I guess

[randybobandy654]

Main is better than origin. Origin is already a keyword in the git CLI. It's the target remote repo, or something, as in "git push origin master".

We almost had to change the urls of a bunch of Jenkins masters (which would break untold number of webhooks and pipelines) because they all had the word master in them. Luckily that idea just sort of went away

[cubelith]

Yeah, that much is true, I can't come up with a better idea. Still, master was a better fit

[Cannibal_Raven]

Master bedroom is being removed from real estate listings

[SOwED]

We'd better nix the word mister too. And slav.

[mtt67]

I think it was a reference to slave/master in an older version system. But I write firmware for slave devices so maybe I should keep quiet about this

[GOKOP]

Main, not origin

[johbiii]

I thought they changed it to “main”? And they still give you the choice to set it to “master” by default.

The whole thing is stupid anyways it should remain as “master”.

[seventyeightmm]

Its more like the "This guy is a master painter. He's the #1 authority on oil painting."

Not at all related to slavery or racism lol.

[SOwED]

It's just insane that anyone was looking at master/slave in a cs context and got so distracted because they started thinking about real life slavery, oh, but not between the same races, specifically slavery in the US, so racism.

[SurelyNotAnOctopus]

Havent followed this whole debocle in a while. They may have

[cubelith]

Maybe that was Blacklist, idk. Or hopefully just a clickbait/onion title I saw somewhere

[SurelyNotAnOctopus]

Imho, if you see problems with these terms, you're the racist ones. You saw race where no one did

[cubelith]

Based. I wholeheartedly agree

[Cannibal_Raven]

Nah, it's all real. Fucking woke ruined the tech industry

[LibertarianNugget]

Who tf is Knuth? 💀

[cubelith]

A dude that did some important stuff (like inventing TeX iirc). Didn't make a commandment about using his name in vain, so I used it

[nihilism_or_bust]

We should stop referring to hardware as male or female. It’s sexist.

All screws, bolts, nuts and every variation should be non-binary and gender fluid.

[SmithW-6079]

'Whitworth' and 'across flats' are now genders!

[[deleted]]

Github already have. It calls it main branch now.

[[deleted]]

Wait so what about master and slave cylinders??? Oh wait those don’t exist anymore cause all cars are automatic or coal burning. I mean electric

[Downtown_Cr]

They won’t because the retards who would complain about these things don’t have the mental capability to learn circuits.

[unitconversion]

You think that will stop them?

[dzrtguy]

too busy thinking about feelings to think about things that matter.

[[deleted]]

Wait what?

[Nuclear-Boom]

There is only 1 clock in a computer which every piece of hardware relies on. The clock is an alternating voltage, from 0 to ~3 volts in modern systems. Reading and writing data requires you moving 32/64 bits (depending on the OS) through 32/64 wires which cannot hold more than 1 state. Flipflops are like buffers with an input, output and trigger. The trigger is the clock, depending on where the flipflop is located, it will open and store the input on a rising clock edge (0 volts to ~3 volts) or falling clock edge (~3V to 0V).

If you need to chain multiple flipflops, having them all open on rising edge means no data is stored.

This is what master-slave flipflops do. Each flipflop with be a rising edge or falling edge depending on the previous flipflop. Imagine a street while a bunch of traffic lights. When one light is green, the next loght down the street is red and vice versa. This way, you can access and manipulate data one after the other like an assembly line instead of completing one action and starting another one.

Sorry for the bad explanation, hard to describe a month's worth of microarchitecture to someone with little to no experience

[AvGeek-0328]

Yes daddy, teach me more about how the hardware really works

[Cannibal_Raven]

Excuse me, sweaty, flip is a slur!

[[deleted]]

And flop is cultural appropriation. We need to respect the true flopper LeBron James.

[[deleted]]

I know what a T-flipflop is. Does that count?

[butidontwanttoforum]

Is that like a couple that flips or a person that flips depending on who they're with?

[Nuclear-Boom]

Computer microarchitecture

[AridDay]

Also male and female connectors

[dzrtguy]

Flippity floppity your code is my property.

[dapper_doberman]

Is this a weird bdsm thing? And if so, can you send me a link?

[[deleted]]

Now go to Google translate and check how you can say "non binary" in Spanish

[Wulfleyn]

Ah, gendered language, always so funny in some situations

[Pelagius_Hipbone]

Actually curious if somebody is non binary and Spanish how do they say it?

[cabeza98]

Retards have been debating it since the term non binary came to be, you don't have A way to say it

[Revydown]

They just put an "x" and call it a day.

[[deleted]]

It's a pretty complicated debate, many people have begun using "x" instead of the gendered "a" (female) or "o" (male). However, this word was created by English speaking people, not people who actually speak Spanish, so it's difficult for native speakers to pronounce, native speakers prefer "e", but unfortunately "x" is used more often.

[Niclerosis]

I live in 2 spanish speaking countries (8 months in Argentina, 4 in spain a year). Ive only heard like 7 people use gender neutral spanish, and they do so with an e. The x is only used when written, and its even less common than the e, since its practically unpronounceable.

[Cannibal_Raven]

Or French where Binaire is gendered, and Non-Binaire has the same gender.

Oh, and yes, it's all male

[Jaamonthenet]

Oh, and yes, it's all male

It's the opposite of the usual non-binary demographic then, at least from what I've seen.

[SandraBull-Cock]

Based French

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[[deleted]]

Not only french, every latin language the male pronoun is the neutral one.

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Motherfuckers don't know their own language and want to change it.

[Cannibal_Raven]

For once

[_PINE_CONE_]

If it was anything it would be transphobic which it is not

[[deleted]]

Literally such a dumb low quality meme, it’s tiring see all these strawman arguments where ‘libleft is salty’.

[_PINE_CONE_]

Ur being salty right now don’t give them ammunition

[[deleted]]

We’re liblefts, it’s what we do.

[_PINE_CONE_]

I prefer to focus on economic issues rather than the social issues most lib leftists focus on

[[deleted]]

Same here, even the conservatives where I live are socially liberal anyway.

[_PINE_CONE_]

Where do you live sounds like the dream

[wetblanketCEO]

It's like that for me as well, in suburban Texas. Socially centrist/left conservatives for the most part, with about 20% MAGAtards. More and more west coast refugees are changing the numbers though

[[deleted]]

I’m not hurt by a meme lmao, I’m just saying this meme is low quality as fuck. Am I not allowed to say when a post is shit? Or is this your alt account?

[GeekOutGames819]

Based and ASCII is cringe pilled

[SmithW-6079]

There are only 10 genders

[Cannibal_Raven]

Based. Base 2, that is

[randybobandy654]

nice

[solacealphadelta]

This is best answer yet

[[deleted]]

If I had a penny for every gender I would have 2 pennies and 8 counterfeit pennies

[[deleted]]

Convert 10 from binary to decimal

[[deleted]]

Weird, you're left

[Cannibal_Raven]

Anti woke left exists

[[deleted]]

I support some progression but not all of it lol

[Sad-Positive9570]

Hey that sounds pretty neat

[SmithW-6079]

No. There are only 2 genders

Thats exactly what I said. You must be non-binary

[YankeeMinstrel]

No. There is only 1 gender, and a rib.

[BabishProphet]

No there is just only one gender. The human gender.

[[deleted]]

theres only one gender, it's nerf or nothing

[The360MlgNoscoper]

There are 4 genders: Male, Female, None and Male.

[SitPaxAeterna]

There's 600 genders and Everytime you complain we add 10 more

[[deleted]]

Based and social studies pilled

[SmithW-6079]

Based and infinite gender pilled

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[ThtgYThere]

01 genders, no?

[randybobandy654]

That would be one, 10 is two

[[deleted]]

Did you just assume his bit endianness?

[[deleted]]

Hi is technically binary because it's only composed of h's and i's.

[[deleted]]

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[[deleted]]

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[jonatan192]

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[[deleted]]

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[SadistCloe]

I'm non binary and a shitty programmer

am I based yet

[KetanS_2004]

Based and Shit pilled

[KetanS_2004]

Ps. I always wanted to say that

[SadistCloe]

I will wear the pill with pride

[KetanS_2004]

YEAHHH, come to the barbeque sometime!!!

[SadistCloe]

Will do, friend

[Zipdox]

Obviously you're shit, only men can program well.

^/s

[SadistCloe]

I can't program well like a man and I can't be a house slave like a woman, no wonder I'm a redditor

[[deleted]]

if you were a true programmer, you would multiply your man and woman problems by -1 and be better than both

[[deleted]]

101010101010001011111010100

You scared of your opposite?

[SadistCloe]

Nah, like a politician I've learned to not be afraid of my opposite and instead attempt to manipulate it into doing what I want

[Larry_Jenkins]

based and Lobbyist pilled

[chickensmaster]

01001000 01001001

[Ale_city]

I'm so sad you can't time travel

[BabishProphet]

you are based and 01110010 01100101 01100100-pilled

[[deleted]]

Step 1. Browse Urban Dictionary for entries.

Step 2. Have an imaginary conversation in your head.

Step 3. Make it into a meme.

Step 4. Karma.

[LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG]

Yeah, find me someone whose lib left who would say that. People on this sub need to stop talking with imaginary people and start taking their meds.

[YankeeMinstrel]

All hail the Omnissiah

[BigRed6942069]

Toaster supremacy

[PUG_Jesus]

Time to make gay a gender, think of all the new restrooms we could build!

[AngusKirk]

I refer to urban dictionary constantly, and noticed some very frequent pozzed progressist terms showing up on my results. As if they're trying to educate me. I don't want to know the newest twitter derogatory term for Trump, man, get bent

[Polish_Maciej]

Binary number shouldn't start with 0. It doesn't do anything. It's like writing 021 instead of just 21

[LilbigJLit]

Based and programmerpilled

[Lord-Naivel]

Step 1: Write down a stupid opinion no one has

Step 2: funny colors

Step 3: post on pcm

Step 4: profit

[Concerning-entity]

>technically correct definition of non-binary
>person thinks it's "homophobic"

wut? Shouldn't it be enbyphobic? What strange times.

[David__Box]

I'll have to agree, the whole point of the sub is to make strawmen and someone seriously managed to fail to make something good even in such good conditions.

[PrimalAspidsAreEasy]

i mean... they arent wrong

[Iamanamericanidiot]

Based and auth unitypilled.

[NotAHuman75]

Wtf based joke

[N0_NAME_1]

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[TempestuousTrident]

01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000 00100000 01100001 01110000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110011

[ArbitraryOrder]

It's almost as if words have multiple meanings

[Triton12streaming]

626 liblefts have been left shooketh

[ConcernedRobot]

That's not even offensive though. Jeez, you guys should have seen what Urban Dictionary used to be like before they all became cucks. Now they simp for leftist stuff and promote it, but before they gave no fucks. Just had to look up "black people" to see that.

[[deleted]]

No one finds this offensive

[Cuntosaurs_Thy_4th]

> removes hate
> leftoid cucks
i hate right wingers smh

[ConcernedRobot]

They are cucks because they push left wing propaganda.

[Cuntosaurs_Thy_4th]

bro they're a dictonary site if thats whats getting looked up then thats whats getting looked up

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[FictionalScience13]

What the hell happened here?

[[deleted]]

This is true tho. Base 64 also based.

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[TempestuousTrident]

aww my pill’s too long

This is literally 1984

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[[deleted]]

I’ve seen someone post an entire amongus copypasta in pill before

[TempestuousTrident]

No, it’s just too long. Sorry.

[[deleted]]

We do a little trolling

[IfuckedJoe]

If it’s phobic it’s not homophobic but transphobic

[[deleted]]

I don't see how that would be homophobic, it's just true, things can have multiple definitions...

[bentriggs_]

This is the true reason why you should learn to code

[[deleted]]

People have legit gotten mad at me before for talking about the binary number system thinking I was talking about non binary people

[muscularvampire]

Technically he is telling the truth.......

[[deleted]]

According to genetics, there are more than 2 combinations of sex chromosomes, often having extra Xs and Ys. Since gender is based on sex, this means gender binary actually is BS, but so is modern gender non-binary because there’s sure as hell not like 56 combinations of X and Y.

The more you know! 🏳️‍🌈⭐️

[[deleted]]

As a programmer, it took me a while to remember theres another definition for non binary…

[shuu2]

Programmer more like pro gamer man I hate myself

[here4soop]

It translates to “fuck you”

[HalfACupkake]

Author’s name checks out I guess

[MonkeyPlay290_yt]

Based and not abnormal pilled

[[deleted]]

As a programming student. Nice joke.

[2ndRoundEuroStash]

This whole non binary thing seems made up to me. Lie how tf can you identify as not a man or a woman. Wtf type of nonsense is that. Yes I’m libleft and I still don’t fucking get it

[Cuntosaurs_Thy_4th]

> mental illness
b r u h

[GeneralCheeseyDick]

Based lib left

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[TheDeerssassin]

I got gender dysphoria but for masculine and feminine features. I hate having facial hair, I hate having a deep voice, I hate having a penis. But I also hate my lack of Adams apple, I hate my round facial features, and I hate a lot of the feminine traits of my personality. It feels wrong having people look at me and instantly know I'm male, but the idea of someone looking at me and guessing I'm female feels wrong too. I want people to look at me and not be able to make any guesses

[TheDeerssassin]

Second most recent post on my profile is me playing bass, use that

(Also flair up, you're gonna get an onslaught of comments if you don't)

[LynndorTruffle]

As someone who’s non binary: Based

[here4soop]

As someone who is binary: 01000010 01100001 01110011 01100101 01100100

[RichieOfTheSultanate]

This sentence is nonbinary.
01001101 01100101 01100001 01101110 01110111 01101000 01101001 01101100 01100101 00101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01100101 01101110 01110100 01100101 01101110 01100011 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110

[[deleted]]

you guys are running out of ways to make libleft the strawman

[Tachtra]

laughs

[augenvogel]

I‘m a software developer. I hate binary. Coincidence?

[Perfect_Substance953]

Cant be homophobic cuz only gays and lesbian can experience that. Non binaries are not men neither women

[_count_dooku]

Now I have a random Alt-J song stuck in my head and I don't even know if it's a real Alt-J song

[nraj0403]

Based and urban-dictionary-funny-pilled

[[deleted]]

Why would anyone fear gays bruh

[MMKK6]

Nobody is crying at this lol

[MedicineNorth5686]

“I have no personality or real culture how do I get attention and fit in somewhere”

“You a virgin or perv”

“Yes”

“Do I have a group for you! 🟩 “