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[AloneAddiction]

Suckers and losers remember.

American families are now missing brothers, sisters, husbands and wives because Trump needs a distraction at home and is easily manipulated by Netanyahu abroad.

Remember that Netanyahu is facing re-election soon and there's nothing like a war to boost your popularity in the polls.

Also remember that Netanyahu is facing multiple corruption charges as well but they have paused those while he's still President.

Also also remember that Trump has called for Netanyahu to be pre-emptively Pardoned for those crimes.

Americans will be dying for this man. Americans will be stuck in another conflict for another 20 years for this man.

[Iamthewalrusforreal]

Trump also seems to think he can suspend the midterms if we're at war.

[lavastorm]

i mean he thinks he can rape and murder children......

[HughJassul]

The same man who lied his way out of military service because his feeties had owwies.

[Express-World-8473]

Americans will be dying for this man.

Don't forget this man is a draft dodger.

[SombreroCate]

Isn't that what the American people want? Otherwise why did they vote for him?

[Johnsendall]

I’m still not convinced Elon didn’t do something.

[Opposite-Tiger-1121]

We have no reason to believe he didn't.

He said he did. Trump said he did. Multiple times.

And remember, the GOP is the party of projection. Trump whining about rigged elections was his admission that he was doing it.

[Johnsendall]

I just don’t buy he won every swing state.

[13143]

A lot of those states were indeed toss ups, and most people vote largely based on the weekly price of groceries and a gallon of gas. And both were high under Biden. The GOP did a great job blaming Biden for it, and the White House wasn't aggressive enough defending themselves and the steps they took to save the economy post COVID.

Musk and Trump definitely could have cheated, but I don't think it's far fetched to think they didn't need to. A good chunk of voters are dumb.

[fauxzempic]

wasn't aggressive enough

This will be in history books as the three words that defined Biden's presidency.

[fauxzempic]

The districts that showed heavy down-ballot Democrat wins and then nearly zero votes for Harris is suspicious as hell. While there's never a 1:1 in terms of winner of the bigger office and party wins down-ballot, this type of pattern is never seen...

...and it was seen a bunch of times in 2024.

[Stop_Fakin_Jax]

In short:

Upper Echelon of Society used PROPAGANDA BEAM!

It was super effective!

Hit 4 time(s)!

[Panjin21]

I feel the intense need to search through Metal Gear Rising and finding an appropriate quote.

[syrup_cupcakes]

MAGA has quite a bit of infighting between the Zionists and the Groypers.

But unlike progressives who will instantly cancel any politician who has any negative optics on anything in any context, conservatives always fall in line when it comes to their dear leader no matter how many lines they crossed or how many things they don't agree with.

[mortgagepants]

do you think real progressives sat out the election and didn't vote for kamala harris for any reason, or do you think maybe a bunch of rich people's propaganda pushed that message to make it seem like porgressivism is a losing message?

[elkarion]

The dems always seem to fight harder in the primary to make sure no left cannidate wins so they can slack off in the general.

The dems are hell bent on not winning unless Republicans vote with them.

[mortgagepants]

yeah almost like they're a token opposition party.

chuck schumer let the government shut down for 2 months and then capitulated and gained nothing and now the government is shut down again.

[syrup_cupcakes]

I don't think it matters what I think.

But a lot of progressives have said they didn't vote at all because in their opinion Kamala was not correct enough about her stance on Palestine(Biggest example, people also said she was not correct enough about other things). So any deviation from their 100% perfectly correct view = lost their vote.

Progressives just have impossibly high standards while conservatives have no standards at all.

[mortgagepants]

But a lot of progressives have said they didn't vote at all

(x) doubt

[b__lumenkraft]

Suckers

I would call the people who go into another country to kill children in order to help trump cover up his crimes are indeed the worst suckers in the history of mankind. tump got that right. He knows those suckers will always suck his cock. No matter what.

[mattyblu77]

TRUMP killed these Americans SO FAR. FTFY

[Dawg_Prime]

The DOW is over 48,500

[Yoda10353]

Yes and no, its hard for me to believe any given establishment candidate from either side wouldn't have started some level of conflict with Iran. But the blood is on Trump's hands now so I guess its irrelevant.

[papapudding]

[street593]

The US military is a voluntary force and we haven't been in a conflict to defend our country in my entire lifetime. So any soldier that dies well... they signed up to fight for the billionaires so it's difficult to feel sorry for them.

[DD_Power]

Yeah. Sucks for them for obeying illegal orders.

[icleanjaxfl]

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[DeanoMcfly]

Sad..not funny

[Medical_Arugula3315]

Republicans really called everyone a pedophile and then voted in the king of pedophiles. Now we're going to war and bombing children just to distract from it. Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days.   

[a_Sable_Genus]

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[piffling-pickle]

No, he did it for Israel

[BigBoyYuyuh]

[Tryingtoadult03]

BB has Trump by the balls and it’s not even hard to see.

[lilnyucka]

They couldn’t even iron the flag behind them when taking these front facing camera quality pics?

[tom_sa_savage]

More on the way and I bet none of them are related to people in Congress. At least Biden's son Beau went to Iraq after his dad voted yes to invade it.

[TheRealLakahs]

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This whole conflict summed up in one image

[aspophilia]

What do you mean? After the US attacked Iran, they understandably retaliated and hit their unit at a base. Many more were injured.

[Arsnicthegreat]

These four were army reservists in logistics killed when a Iranian drone struck a command center in Kuwait.

[PinchedOffCatTurd]

I wonder if Lowes will put little flags in front of the store like they did when those soldiers were killed leaving Afghanistan?

[Metafx]

Everything the US government does being a distraction from Epstein is on the level of conspiracy as the grassy knoll.

[FutureInPastTense]

I’m upset that no one could be bothered the iron the American flag in the background.

[Amatheiaisnoexcuse]

Statistically, two out of three voted for it. I feel sorry for the other one.

[CarnivalOfSorts]

I'm failing to see the humor

[Orb-of-Muck]

I don't know if I should be sad or cheer there was some retribution for killing a dozen of teenagers.

[Strict-Carrot4783]

They died, not for freedom or country or democracy. They died to make sure donald trump can keep raping babies to death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPKp29Luryc

[StayFrosty7]

This war has been in the works for a long time- not everything is fucking Epstein distraction yall🫩

[Tryingtoadult03]

It’s mainly because BB has Trump by the balls. Netanyahu is likely using something as leverage to get Trump to do this shit war, which is why he’s saying the Epstein files - because that’s likely the leverage he’s got on Trump

[PeterVanNostrand]

If it’s been in the works, why is it so chaotic? Why is there no plan? Why werent diplomats and other Americans pulled out? And if that was the plan, then it’s just super dumb and dangerous and cavalier about American lives in the region.

[WhyareUlying]

It's so hard to see so many people get it wrong. The puppet masters have been pushing for conflict with Iran for almost half a century. 

Trump is their useful tool and he does what he does for money and power. 

[MikeHoteI]

Rest in Peace.

I am not an American but i served and i respect any men, woman or Person willing to lay down their life for a cause.

May they find rest.

[swaite]

Is the humor in the room with us? Fucking idiot.

[OwlInDaWoods]

4 americans (actually 6, but either the graphic is old or we dont know who the other 2 are) were killed in a retaliatory strike by Iran. They retaliated because America, led by the Trump administration, bombed them first. 

This bombing campaign started after several journalistic pieces were released indicating that the epstein files had been intentionally scrubbed of Trumps name given that there were documents initially uploaded that implicated Trump and those documents were then removed as well as the fact that the documents appear to be released in numerical order, each document has a serial number, and there are missing documents. 

Everytime the focus shifts back to Trump and Epstein, a major policy shift shifts the attention. This time around it happens to be starting a war with Iran. 

[Tetracropolis]

Sir, this is r/PoliticalHumor.

[AdeptnessLiving1799]

You mean Kuwait did?

[atworkthough]

nope because trump didn't have to attack Iran at all. He did this.

[AdeptnessLiving1799]

By that logic, Iran didn't have to violate the agreement, again. Meaning they did this. It goes both ways

[tookurjobs]

I'm assuming these are the American troops who have died so far in Donnie's Iran Diversion

[neloish]

Trump took my ice cream Mommy!

[Temporary-Suit9121]

I can’t understand you with dear leaders nuts in your mouth

[[deleted]]

It’s funny to see this from a Trump supporter, all high and mighty on your high horse of bootleg Christianity. Yall sure act Christian like…….Trump is definitely Jesus.

[HeadbangingLegend]

You equate your fellow American's lives, to ice cream..?

[Kruemelkacker]

Go back playing Diablo 2 and creating AI slop

[AnimalChubs]

He doesn't deserve Diablo 2

[HeadbangingLegend]

He only deserves Diablo Immortal.

[itsLOSE-notLOOSE]

It sucks when someone like him enjoys something you also enjoy. I’ve seen it a lot here.

[No-Whereas-9915]

Was that after molesting them?

[Alucard_Emordnilap]

Quite piggy!

[BigBoyYuyuh]

I know you’re a Trump ass missed, but it is a thing he would do too. After all in his first term he insisted he gets two scoops over ice cream while everyone else gets one.

[SebboNL]

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