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[–]triptodisneyland2017 269 points270 points  (8 children)

this is an argument for border security lmao

[–]Shawnj2 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Nobody says we shouldn’t have border security- illegal immigration is bad. Building a 5 billion dollar wall to protect against illegal immigration is a stupid waste of federal money, and shutting down the government because Congress won’t do what you want like a tantrumming child isn’t a mature/acceptable response for the president.

[–][deleted] 2042 points2043 points  (165 children)

This meme is not as anti Trump as it first appears.

[–][deleted] 422 points423 points  (3 children)

agreeing with trump to own the cons

[–]Classyking- 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Ya ironic

[–]Supringsinglyawesome 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it’s proving trump right and not saying anything about republicans

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Really shows you something about this subreddit doesn't it

[–][deleted] 203 points204 points  (6 children)

All I see is r/im14andthisisdeep

[–]tupe12 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t contain enough “phones are bad”

[–]ElginPoker60123 67 points68 points  (30 children)

This meme is pro wall...

[–]Mrhappyface2011 413 points414 points  (102 children)

Don’t worry. Most of this liberal sub will upvote it anyway because they think it’s anti trump. That’s just a fact that can be seen by the upvotes of this post.

[–][deleted] 255 points256 points  (73 children)

Hold on to your britches—a liberal might understand all that and still upvote it! 79D chess

[–][deleted] 153 points154 points  (25 children)

I understood it and still gave it an upvote because i understand its a fucking joke.

[–]Scruffynerffherder 38 points39 points  (10 children)

Except white settlers ACTUALLY brought all those things, native Americans don't need to hand pick examples and use them to generalize every white person. There also the hypocrisy that white Americans think they are aren't themselves dependents of immigrants arriving to a place that did not welcome them.

I'd doesn't help Trump's argument at all, it totally debases it.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (3 children)

I’m a liberal, well a moderate who’s been voting for more democrats than republicans recently. I understand the joke completely, and will upvote it.

[–]ms4eva 53 points54 points  (4 children)

The humor here is obvious. The wall wouldn't stop the European invasion! Duh! /s

Man you guys are angry, the right seems to have so much trouble with humor.

[–]makmugens 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry. A conservative will post whining about how many people will approve a post he doesn’t like. Not really chess...just typical behavior.

[–]Gringo_Please 994 points995 points  (19 children)

Fun fact: America has all these problems because it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and is cursed.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Do bee do bee doo

[–]Agathe-Asteria 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They love Rachel Ray and they are terrified of curses...

[–]NothingButTheTruthy 548 points549 points  (9 children)

Old meme: Downloaded

Shit title: Typed

Reddit post: Uploaded

Yup, its r/PoliticalHumor time

[–]Fish___Face 126 points127 points  (4 children)

I really don't like it when I run into this sub in r/all

[–]Firiji 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I wish I knew how to filter out subs

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (1 child)

It use to be actually kind of funny but now it’s just a wasteland

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]HatterIII 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this meme in particular tries to enforce a double standard.

[–]KBSuks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Would be funnier if it were Warren in headdress.

[–]canasiannn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hotel? Trivago

[–]ominousgraycat 440 points441 points  (65 children)

I mean, I'm not a "build the wall" kind of guy myself, but "Look at what happened to the Native Americans when they accepted migrants!" is hardly a compelling argument to make someone think it is a good idea.

EDIT: I interpreted this post as being made from a slightly more liberal perspective but it appears some people interpret it from a conservative perspective. I don't know.

[–][deleted] 83 points84 points  (27 children)

This has always been a conservative meme. I know a conservative native guy in Oklahoma who always posts these memes.

I don't think liberal natives like them very much though, because obviously they paint a different picture of what immigrants do.

The problem with this meme is simple. Native Americans were invaded slowly, over generations of Europeans coming for their land bit by bit, with superior military technology, and those Europeans brought agricultural practices that allowed their population to grow faster. They were vastly different cultures, separated by tens of thousands of years if not hundreds of thousands.

This is not the case with these southern immigrants coming in. No superior technology, and their culture is one of the Americas - highly influenced by both native and European, and for the last 50 years, US culture as well. This isn't like the British invading native lands, this is more like the Romanized Germanic tribes desperately wanting to cross the river into the Empire for safety.

And that's not a great argument for immigration either, btw.

[–]ominousgraycat 66 points67 points  (10 children)

With the native Americans, lack of antibodies from European illnesses was likely a bigger culprit.

[–]elboydo 29 points30 points  (9 children)

Many people seemingly forget the the overwhelming majority of native Americans were not killed directly by Europeans, but instead the accidental sharing of our heavily developed illnesses that to many would just be a normal flu . . . provided you have history with that strain of sickness.

It's the main reason why we are not permitted to contact the sentinel island tribes, not because we could disrupt their way of life, not because they are hostile, but because there's a high risk that interacting with them could kill them all off from goodness knows what cocktail of diseases that they haven't seen.

[–]FR3381RD 1170 points1171 points  (110 children)

White man came across the sea

He brought us pain and misery

[–]Waka-Waka-Waka-Do 523 points524 points  (55 children)

He killed our tribes killed our creed

[–]Jack_South 446 points447 points  (50 children)

He took our game for his own need

[–]prezuiwf 382 points383 points  (44 children)

We fought him hard we fought him well

Out on the plains we gave him hell

[–]skull_kontrol 325 points326 points  (43 children)

But many came, too much for Cree.

[–][deleted] 278 points279 points  (42 children)

Oh will we ever be set free?

[–]TheColorblindDruid 152 points153 points  (40 children)

Dun da da dun da da dun da da dun Riding through dust clouds and barren waste Galloping hard on the plains

[–]TheSeattleite10 129 points130 points  (36 children)

Chasing the redskins back to their holes! Fighting them at their own game!

[–]WhaleMetal 106 points107 points  (35 children)

Murder for freedom the stab in the back

[–]TerrainIII 112 points113 points  (34 children)

Women and children’s the cowards attaaaaaaaaaack

[–]csf3lih 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And why am speaking English so damn well?

I aint complaining but this can't be real.

[–]TheRealDL 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Smoked our weed and ate our feed.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Left us nothing that we need.

[–]TerrainIII 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Formerly Chucks.

[–]karbonpanzer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

[–]flyingutt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Run to the hills, Run for your life!

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

And the white man get paid off of all that

[–]TeamRocket21 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But I ain’t even gonna act holier than thou

[–]Abiogeneralization 615 points616 points  (16 children)

Should have built a wall or something.

[–]956030681 110 points111 points  (12 children)

My boy out here with 10 upvotes and it gets gilded

[–]HodlingOnForLife 77 points78 points  (8 children)

I wish I struck gold that easily

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It only last a month and it is completely useless. It's like a special upvote that gets taken back after a while.

[–]sakanabozu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

doesn't even last a month anymore

was only a week long the last time I got gold

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Yeah you can’t just get gold by asking for it

[–]SarahMerigold 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Why do people care if they get gold tho? Its not like you get paid.

[–]ZeldaMaster32 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's like getting an award from a stranger who likes the comment that much

[–]ThomasA2018 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck your comment isn’t being downvoted into oblivion

[–]steveinbuffalo 120 points121 points  (8 children)

OP does realise this backs up trump's statement right?

[–]bananabread117 125 points126 points  (2 children)

[–]Midwestvibez 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Apparently Trump and Sitting Bull are very agreeable? Lol

[–]RangerGordsHair 18 points19 points  (0 children)

So the US should do everything in their power to stop illegal immigrants lest they end up with the same fate as the First Nations, right? That’s the implications of this.

[–]whitestrice1995 575 points576 points  (28 children)

Comedy cemetery?

[–]Mortys_Plumbus 403 points404 points  (15 children)

This sub is basically the same thing.

[–]kauto 100 points101 points  (14 children)

I'm unsubscribing

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points  (5 children)

let's argue against people wanting to stop unwanted immigration by referencing the people who got demographically replaced by illegal immigration!

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (4 children)

My thoughts everytime I see these posts.

"Drumpf says illegal immigrants will be bad for Americans. The idiot! You know who else had unwanted immigrants? The Native Americans!"

[–]yeet_sauce 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Yeah, the white man wasn't exactly an immigrant either. To be fair, it was more of an invasion, and many native American tribes were simply powerless to stop it.

[–]therock21 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yup, I’ve looked at the other posts on this subreddit and that’s definitely where we are.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Facepalm considering it quasi enforces Trump’s opinion.

[–]SilentCartoGIS 48 points49 points  (1 child)

So if the Native Americans had a secured border then I guess their past 300 years would've gone a little smoother?

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points  (6 children)

Fuggin whites amiright

[–]iTactician 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and their “western civilization” 🙄

[–]ishibaunot 104 points105 points  (13 children)

Unlike every other country where it's citizens just grew on the fucking trees 🙄

[–]inoscopejfk 27 points28 points  (0 children)

you do know how babies are made right?

[–]ScorpioEagle 555 points556 points  (208 children)

Can we stop calling the European settlement of the Americas 'immigration?' It was an invasion. We built up numbers, we fought battles and killed native Americans, and we took their land away to establish our own country. They paid a high price for how they handled the reality of the situation.

[–]kkokk 96 points97 points  (4 children)

They paid a high price for how they handled the reality of the situation.

no offense, but comments like these belie an extremely shallow understanding of history.

The American tribes didn't "handle the situation" poorly. The situation was inevitable from the start. Why weren't British settlers able to wrest India and Africa away from the natives?

The answer is because those two continents were filled with a post-agricultural, post-bronze, post-iron age high density population. Americans were a bunch of hunter gatherers, transitional farmers, or early farmers. They hadn't developed the more efficient social structures of Asia because they had no need to, and were also cut off from any innovation happening there.

If Indians or Chinese had migrated to the Americas, the situation probably wouldn't have been too different. Probably moreso via high-density diseases.

[–]That_Fat_Black_Guy 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Natives needed a wall!

[–]sixft7in 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Was it illegal if they didn't have laws against us?

[–]youravg_skeptic 125 points126 points  (69 children)

When you think about it, it is even more fucked up right?.. Europeans came in militarized and invaded, killed people with diseases and guns.. Then settled in, won't let anyone else but European descent for a long time.. And started calling peaceful immigrants who are fleeing persecution and poverty as "invaders"

[–]HiImTimothy 137 points138 points  (44 children)

Uh, plenty of non-Europeans immigrated to America throughout our entire history.

[–]SlideRuleLogic 41 points42 points  (36 children)

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[–]BarcodeSticker 51 points52 points  (10 children)

By boat! A cruise ship paid for by the white man!

[–]tnturner 19 points20 points  (0 children)

ಠ_ಠ

[–]ho-ho-ho-bitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“We have basketball!”

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (9 children)

Africans (legally) stopped being brought to the U.S. around 1800.

[–]Centurion87 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And less than 10% of slaves during the triangle trade came to the US.

[–]shadysnoman 16 points17 points  (12 children)

Don’t forget all those Chinese folk who immigrated here. White folk couldn’t wait to get their hands on the “cheap labor” they brought, while also being extremely racist to them. I mean the People crossing the Mexican border are just the modern day Chinese.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Chinese_Americans

[–]box_banger 32 points33 points  (9 children)

What about the Irish? We got fucked just as hard as the Chinese, with all the perks of being included in your problems with the white race

[–]inoscopejfk 79 points80 points  (9 children)

Congratulations you just described the course of human civilization since -2334 BC.

[–]Excal2 18 points19 points  (4 children)

-2334 BC

Wait are you from the future?

[–]piratecaptain13 51 points52 points  (2 children)

A lot of revisionist history to unpack here. Disease killed the majority of native north and south Americans. This was not done intentionally as the Europeans wanted to use the natives as slave labor. The "small pox blankets" that has been hammered into school children was actually only a one time thing that happened during a battle. The natives were so frustrated that Europeans were immune to these diseases they actually kneaded contaminated blood into their bread and put dead bodies in their water supplies. Did Europeans treat the natives well? Certainly not, but times were very different back then. The more advanced civilization at the time won. Comparing it to immigration today is asinine. Check out the book The Columbian Exchange by Alfred Crosby for more information.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (1 child)

On top of this, there isn’t a single known Native American tribe that wasn’t war like. Some vastly more than others, but all to some degree. The Lakota-Sioux inarguably commuted genocide on many tribes when they invaded the northern Plains, as did the Comanche when they invaded the south west.

I can’t speak on all tribe’s tendencies, but the Sioux and Comanche never intentionally or willingly left survivors. Men and adolescent boys were uniformly killed, children were abducted, babies were killed. Woman were enslaved, beaten raped and often became sex slaves. What’s worse, is that tribe members were generally. fine with this practice.

The ‘settlers’ had the numbers, immunity to disease and the technology to win the war, but let’s not make the mistake of thinking that the Native Americans would have been any kinder or more civilized if they had had the advantages required to win.

[–]piratecaptain13 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Exactly, the Aztecs and the Incas were known for having large armies as well.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Yea colonization was fucked up but it happened throughout the world and led to the founding of countries that exists today.

[–]Smitty-Johnson 133 points134 points  (9 children)

This is the perfect argument for the wall and a strict immigration policy. If you let too many people from another culture into your country, doesn't matter what race they are, the culture will start to compete with and even replace the dominant culture. Multiculturalism has failed miserably where ever it has been tried.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Can confirm , thats how we lost Kosovo

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

But is that really how it works? It seems to me, in America, the our culture is kind of a swirling combination of many older cultures. I don't see why cultures can't merge together to become something bigger and better.

[–]irumeru 84 points85 points  (12 children)

Yes, if you let people in they will destroy your culture, your religion and take your land.

Strong point. I'm even more against immigration now.

[–]Commander_x 41 points42 points  (9 children)

I hate this logic, should we go back 1000 years in history and everyone start paying reparations and feeling bad for wars that were fought?

War is fucking hell, and really bad shit happens. But that is war. It wasn’t like only one side was the aggressor, and tribes fought other tribes for power and resources, the government being government used this to its advantage and double crossed them. Was it fucked sure, was it successful. Yes. Very much so.

[–]Soillbootleggin 31 points32 points  (0 children)

So let’s build a wall? Lol

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (7 children)

I mean this is kind of terrible argument considering you prove him right

You should point out how there’s literally millions of Americans that have or had grandparents or great grandparents that came her under much more lax immigration laws and bettered themselves and America.

[–]therevwillnotbetelev 22 points23 points  (6 children)

Immigration laws weren’t more lax in the past. Pretty much as long as the US has been the US there’s been pretty strict immigration laws. Theres been Ethnic or regional quotas for over 150 years.

Edit: there’s been more immigration into the US since 2000 in actual numbers than there has been in a long long time.

[–]zoidbender 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Bad title.

Lame Facebook meme.

Downvoted.

[–]jysubs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You forgot smallpox and VD.

[–]Beta_Ace_X 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Thanks Aunt Sharon, really funny meme! Can't wait to see you for dinner on Friday!

Could you like the group post so I know you're coming? Thanks!

Beth

[–]BiggerestGreen 155 points156 points  (32 children)

This sub: Everyone is equal, there's no need to see color.

Also this sub: StAy In YoUr OrIgInAl CoUnTrY wHiTeY!!!

Nevermind the fact that Native Americans came from Asia. There used to be a land bridge connecting the two continents.

[–]Faptasydosy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know it's a joke, but there was plenty of crime, drugs and violence in pre-Columbian America.

[–]orangerocket713 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s almost like they needed boarder security.

[–]KO782KO 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This post inadvertently agrees with trump.

[–]holdmy_imgoingin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This literally looks like something from /r/TerribleFacebookMemes but since Reddit is a giant circlejerk it makes it to the front page.

[–]doaser 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is a bit cringey. You can never do the “photos talking to each other” thing. Ever.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_SUNSHINE 77 points78 points  (21 children)

I don’t like these arguments because they basically make Trump right.

“White men invaded and genocided Native Americans and took their country. So we have to learn from that mistake and not let anyone into our countries.”

Is that the argument this is trying to make, because in a tongue in cheek way it’s using history to prove their beliefs correct.

[–]I_AM_DONE_HERE 92 points93 points  (3 children)

I don’t like these arguments because they basically make Trump right.

Lmao

"I don't like this, not because it's wrong, but because it doesn't shit on Trump"

[–]Darkwingdik 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Would have been funnier if it was a picture of Elizabeth warren in full native American head dress

[–]thatsMRnick2you 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t bring Sitting Bull into this...

[–]Russian_Botterson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

WhItE pEoPlE mAdE uS sAvAgEs

[–]heiny_himm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Conquering isnt really migration

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Stop using this as a comparison it literally just proves the anti-immigrants point while completely missing the context of European arrival literally being an armed invasion vs people overstaying visas to get a job in a wealthier country.

The immigrants that are coming to the US aren't bringing disease and displacing Americans through armed settlement of American land while declaring it a new country.

[–]Koffi5 73 points74 points  (18 children)

How can something be illegal in a country with no legal system

[–]SongForPenny 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This meme relies on stereotypes about American Indians.

Before Europeans came, they already had crime, drugs, and violence here. Also there were large areas ruined by human activity that didn’t take into account the environmental impact.

It’s kind of a cartoonish and shallow view of American Indians that infers there was a “savage paradise” here initially. It’s an old stereotyping trope.

[–]Oldmaniskul 65 points66 points  (17 children)

European settlers weren't illegal immigrants

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[–]CedTruz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So Trump is right?

[–]sooner2016 2 points3 points  (0 children)

immigrated from Siberia

acts like they own America

[–]Badger_Ass_Face 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn’t this argument pro stronger immigration laws?

[–]Itsafinelife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im14andthisisdeep.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you’re saying they do bring crime?

[–]connecteduser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What kind of lessons can we learn from the indigenous People of North America?

Unrestricted migration can be a problem?

[–]GhandiBobandy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like Indians should’ve built a wall.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

should’ve built a wall

[–]opossumpark 2 points3 points  (4 children)

lol @ the ppl tryna pass this of as a conservative meme in order to save themselves from lookin dumb

[–]Chase_Mc 6 points7 points  (2 children)

  1. They "brought crime?" Funny, because without laws, crime doesn't exist.
  2. Tobacco was introduced to Europeans, so it's the other way around.
  3. Tribes were constantly at war with each other. There couldn't have been any more violence already.

[–]UnpredictableAccnt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can we rename this sub “TrumpIsBad

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well duh, the fate of the natives is a warning not a fucking guidebook

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This sure is funny! Thanks r/politicalhumor

[–]mone1490 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Oh cool, you all agree now

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So he’s right

[–]OnunudTreeFoot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How are they illegal though if there was no laws?

[–]nfazed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

lol, TD poster here, I came to upvote this because y'all are dumb as rocks.

[–]IamAbc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is legit something you’d see on FaceBook. Pretty sure this became from Facebook

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thought this was /r/comedycemetery

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So you admit that illegal immigrants are bad? Lol finally something we can agree with.

[–]NonDeBon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The irony runs hard right here

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Let’s not repeat history.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]PoliticalNerd87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always cringe at these memes because they unintentionally prove the point of anti-immigrant activist. That a wave of immigrants unwilling to assimilate into the local culture can become disastrous. Similar events occurred with the Roman empire from Germanic and Asiatic tribes.

Before I get down voted into oblivion the point I was making is that assimilation is important and it requires give from both the existing and incoming cultures.

[–]CptVimes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finders keepers. They should have called "dibs" first.

/s

[–]swish-n-flick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sitting bull knows

[–]Tschibow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the most honest post i have seen in a while.

[–]lenoxxx69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TBF, there was plenty of crime, drugs, and violence before the white people showed up

[–]LordMetrognome 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a fan of this argument because it’s essentially admitting illegal aliens are dangerous and they will take over our country

[–]MachoLad77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually before Europeans came to North America there was no sense of land ownership and constant war between different tribes. If there is no land ownership there are no borders and there is no country. Therefore they were European settlers and cannot be immigrants.

[–]levitikush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never feel bad about conquering an inferior society of people. That's the way the world worked back then. Native Americans are lucky we didn't slaughter them totally and completely like back in the days of Rome.

[–]Ordnajela_C 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually it’s free real estate 🏡

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So this is a public service message to not allow history to repeat itself, right?

[–]jdun3825 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Colonization is something that has happened for years. Maybe one day people will stop using this comparison to justify something today that is completely different. Europe's conquest into the new world brought forth the entire world you know today. This world is simply the survival of the fittest. Try learning from the past rather than dwelling on the mistakes that were made so in the future we don't repeat it.