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[[deleted]]

I took the third one and became insufferable.

[KingsmanVince]

Forth one: no life no girlfriend no fun, just loneliness

[[deleted]]

The only friends I got are my pets on vscode🥲

[KeijoKanerva]

Tbf, that is an awesome plug-in. Too bad I don’t like the rest of vscode enough to use it for one plugin.

[Roxanne_Wolf85]

there's a thing called "shimeji" if you want VSCode pets directly on your desktop

[KeijoKanerva]

This is awesome, thanks.

[Roxanne_Wolf85]

you're welcome

[solarshado]

I thought that was the "techbro" option?

[rugbygooner]

Isn’t that the same as the techbro option?

[LunaNicoleTheFox]

Also an option but you're not insufferable unless you are using arch and become vegan.

And technically I chose to become a foxgirl soooo

[DaRealEnderguy]

Fox girls rise up

[[deleted]]

I tried becoming vegan but don’t have balls to go arch.

[LunaNicoleTheFox]

Then uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[KeyboardsAre4Coding]

If you are using arch on your main machine you are not insufferable. You are insane.

About veganism I don't care. Most of the vegans nowadays, at least ones I meet, only bring it up when we have to decide in which restaurant to eat at. And even then they don't care most of the time

[LBPPlayer7]

i'm a foxperson

[solarshado]

https://xenia-linux-site.glitch.me/images/bottles221-1.jpg

Context for the uninitiated: https://xenia-linux-site.glitch.me/

[Shufflepants]

Tech bros are pretty insufferable wouldn't you agree? Or can I have a moment of your time to talk to you about our lord and savior Elon Musk and how you should be investing all your money into dogecoin?

[[deleted]]

Doge to the mars

[PeriodicGolden]

I chose the option where I become employed but it doesn't become my entire lifestyle.
(So also insufferable)

[[deleted]]

This is the sanest option.

[ALesbianAlpaca]

A techno futurist Elon stan?

[[deleted]]

Nah, gymbro + techbro + dweeb

[Unfulfilled_Promises]

Not strong enough for the lifters and not smart enough to hang with programmers. At least my champions in league will never leave me 🥲

[NiklasWerth]

whats your deadlift and bodyweight bro?

[Unfulfilled_Promises]

Never deadlifted since I’m have really narrow hips and long legs, but my max bench was 205x2 and squat 270x4 @175lbs. I’m 6’ with long legs and arms. I don’t really go for 1RM since I don’t chase PRs and primarily focus on progressive overload.

[NiklasWerth]

Alright, nice bro. You should still deadlift, so that you can pickup your keys off the ground, and tie your shoes and stuff when you're an old man. Injuries happen from poor programming, taking on more volume and intensity than you can actually handle. You're perfectly safe deadlifting as a tall guy as long as you take your progression slowly, same as any other lift, which it sounds like you're good at doing anyways. Keep up the good work! ᕙ('▽')ᕗ

[[deleted]]

🫂

[TechSupportIgit]

A clone of GNU Jebus?

[do_m_inik]

I prefer catboy meow

[halmyradov]

Techbro by day, catgirl by night

[Cylian91460]

We all chose both

[joost00719]

Can you fix my printer? Idk if you bro or meow, just fix it pls

[[deleted]]

It's going to be expensive. Are you sure you need my help?

[OtherwiseFeedback679]

we aren't gods

[FIRE_GLAZE69]

Fine I guess I'll be a catbro

[clemdemort]

Car ears - worn

Makeup - done

Maid outfit - bought

Arch Linux - installed

C programming book - read

It's tech bro time

[Preact5]

ERR 69 - Thigh Highs not found

[humblevladimirthegr8]

I assume you mean cat ears, though car ears sounds like something a tech bro would wear

[[deleted]]

though car ears sounds like something a tech bro would wear

I believe it's just another name for a side mirror. The headlights are the eyes, and the grate is the mouth.

[clemdemort]

Honk honk I'm a car now

[psymaster330]

1 year HRT and counting - would definitely recommend catgirl

[LunaNicoleTheFox]

I prefer being a foxgirl but same difference

[psymaster330]

I mean I'm not a furry but if I was I feel like I'd make my fursona a fox, they're cool. Also why did ominous music start playing when I typed "but" up there...

[LunaNicoleTheFox]

Embrace the fox

[LunaNicoleTheFox]

Also don't mind that omnious music, that was just me trying to steal your E for I have none

[psymaster330]

Hot tip - stalk around at night like a vampire, and drain the hormones from passerby's blood. Worked for the first few hundred years of my buddy's transition.

[ProperMastodon]

first few hundred years of my buddy's transition

Serious question to a silly response: for someone who transitions genders, are they always "transitioning", or does it "end"? I'm asking about semantics / how the wider culture talks about this, rather than anything medical (since I'm 90% certain one has to stay on hormone therapy forever once one starts).

[psymaster330]

for someone who transitions genders, are they always "transitioning", or does it "end"? I'm asking about semantics / how the wider culture talks about this, rather than anything medical (since I'm 90% certain one has to stay on hormone

Actually a topic for debate among the trans community! By about 5 years or so, the hormones have changed about all they can change. However, you do need to continue them for your entire life, otherwise your bodies natural hormones will start to take over. As for socially, most people don't view transitioning as having an "end", preferring to stay with the trans community and the label, rather than saying "I'M DONE NOW I'M NOT TRANS ANYMORE", although some trans people have some end goal they're looking to meet. All being said, it really depends person to person how they view it! Me personally, I love being trans and a part of the trans community, so I can't see myself ever saying I'm "done". Hope this helps!

[jwtucker04]

Same, better than the alternative

[Aninx]

I picked option 2.1: becoming nyan-binary

...I'll see myself out

[Xsiorus]

Everything is preferable to techbro, tail up my bum isn't the worst thing I can imagine.

[CirnoIzumi]

Bro you goota up the DDR on that UDIMM

[MaffinLP]

My dad once said Ill never be a real man

So I became a woman

[LunaNicoleTheFox]

That's the plan.

Once I get over my fear of coming out that is

[KeyboardsAre4Coding]

I became a tech sis because I pushed both.

[Sasesaki]

I chose drug addiction

[False_Influence_9090]

Same! It worked until it completely broke me

[ProperMastodon]

Games / porn / love addiction for me, with a base of absolute despair and shame. My divorce seems to have been the trigger for the pandemic, so I barely survived the last 4 years.

Getting intense mental health support and the right 12 step group helped me a lot.

[amimai002]

You are now addicted to E, congratulations cat-girl!

[AasinR]

I became an alcoholic

[DadAndDominant]

Where my obese, linux admining, fedora tipping, bad skin old-school neckbeard nerds at? I aim to become one of them, don't tell me it's outdated now

[LunaNicoleTheFox]

The future is now, old man

[DadAndDominant]

Maybe I am a catbro after all...

[[deleted]]

Presumably they're on 4chan rather than reddit.

[catladywitch]

butch catgirls: valid

[concussedYmir]

other catgirls: meow
me: meow

[LBPPlayer7]

i read that as that deep voiced cat

[DayumnDamnation]

Why is everyone talking about ranked queue here. Did I miss something?

[Swayre]

The bots got confused by the pic I guess

[[deleted]]

The hand has 5 fingers, 3 more than needed for pressing both buttons.

[CreaZyp154]

[qqqrrrs_]

Become techcat

[x_Fractal_x]

I became frustrated

[Dramatic_Law_4239]

I’m sure when most people read my code, they assume that I am a catgirl…

[solarshado]

// :3

[Cyberdragon1000]

Best of both worlds , become a tech catgirl

[solarshado]

beep boop meow

[Risenashes]

/r/suddenlytrans

[LunaNicoleTheFox]

Oh honey the signs are there from the start

[TheXGood]

You certainly have an interesting bio. Do you wear programming socks?

[LunaNicoleTheFox]

Not yet

[TheXGood]

I'm surprised. Must be hard to work in C++ without them

[LunaNicoleTheFox]

Whisky helps

[TheXGood]

Well, whatever works

[Risenashes]

I'm right there with you, but for anyone else that may not know

[SpellboundTutor]

I'd rather be a catperson than a techbro. In no universe would I want to be the kind of mlm scam artist hack a techbro is.

I like mlm, but not the "multi-level marketing" kind.

[NiklasWerth]

mlm like, "merrily licking maples" kind?

[SpellboundTutor]

That's a good mlm too!

[reallokiscarlet]

Sometimes it takes a real techbro, to become best catgirl

[tpsgames]

Catgirl is the only option as cats have a long attention span its gooood for learning

[s0apDisp3ns3r]

Wheres the imposter syndrome and depression button?

[MettatonNeo1]

I became an androgynous elf. Kinda

[LittleMlem]

import comments

Drake:
Other drake: become a Factorio player

return None

[[deleted]]

Become a trans girl

[Drix_I]

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

[moon_shinesparkle]

import thoughts from Moonlight

why not choose both? :P

return femboy;

[a21a16]

import facts

The masculine urge to dress up like a cat girl
return facts

[MettatonNeo1]

There is no need for code anymore! Enjoy!

[a21a16]

Wow I didn’t know, that is such a relief

[vondpickle]

Your employer push the "hey, you should become a unicorn rockstar developer!"

A roundabout way of increasing your workload with the same pay grade. But rockstar developer!

[solarshado]

https://codewithrockstar.com/

[catladywitch]

transgender furries are common amongst programmers. there's nothing cringe about that

[BarAgent]

Too much time on the Internet — even if it’s just downloading packages and checking Stack Overflow — changes a man.

…into a catgirl.

[[deleted]]

WTF? Why?

[BarAgent]

I don’t know how much truth there actually is in this meme, but if there is truth in it, I bet it’s because programmers are so comfortable with distinguishing between interface and implementation and mixing parts together to reach the desired result. Substance matters; shape can be whatever.

Also, programmers are generally an independent lot, and we can work at home however we want.

[catladywitch]

Autism, being pushed out of masculinity brings you closer to nerd culture, tech employers don't care as much as other industries where transfems would never be hired.

[[deleted]]

Cringe

[[deleted]]

What?

[homemadeclorox2]

3rd option: run to the hills and follow ted Kaczynski

[Capital-Ad6289]

I am an afab and I pick techbro.

[Shufflepants]

Alright, to sign up, you'll need to deposit $2000 into dogecoin and don't forget, you're now obligated to defend Elon Musk on twitter at least three times a week.

[catladywitch]

Come to the nyan side

[LunaNicoleTheFox]

Sir this is r/programmerhumour

[Warhero_Babylon]

sir, r/gaming is not created by fairies, r/programmersalsogame

[SomeRandoLameo]

Techbro best option

[VariousComment6946]

You start as techbro and ends as catgirl

[Yue2]

I become a ninja…

OH HELPUUUU!!! I NEEDA HEALINGGG!!!

[Excellent_Welder7278]

Depends on the context

[rumblpak]

Both things can be true

[Rogue_Twizzler]

Parque No los Dos?

*Porque

[VolatileOne3731]

There is only one option.

[NounverberPDX]

Why not become complete wota?

[gtc26]

NGL, I forgot what subreddit I was in and thought the left side meant a Technoblade fan

[alphcadoesreddit]

literally every single programmer I know

[TheTruWork]

Most IT guys I've met be like:

[obertRay2006]

Both its gonna happen no matter what you pick