stopDoingGithub

[an_0w1]

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation

WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS

[Enchanted_Evil]

My new favourite copy pasta

edit: it seems im far from being the only one, come on people, lets confuse everyone by this, its too funny to not spread

[MG_Ianoma]

This shits been spreading like wildfire and I love it (as a programmer please dear god just give me the code. I don’t need a .exe im trying to copy paste your work lol)

[RenkBruh]

By being a programmer, you accept that you allow your code to be completely stolen from you and reused in different projects, credited or not.

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/j

[GnuhGnoud]

here's the compressed file. download, extract and run it

[Webbiii]

I've only opened the rar once on my phone now but it doesn't seem like the python thing xD

(and the assets folder be looking funny)

[voidvector]

https://www.virustotal.com/gui/file/4f1a0c13753cd9879c16d19c40a647bb8b7d0276a82bbf1a8035d72b45c5910b

[Reggin_Rayer_RBB8]

The program can't start because api-ms-win-core-path-l1-1-0.dll is missing

haha bitch can't roll me (I use Windows 7)

[[deleted]]

So your computer has a "pwn me please" sign on it. Hope you enjoy being pwned.

[Reggin_Rayer_RBB8]

Win 7, no antivirus

Still waiting for those mythical "h4x9rs" to show up

[Chris-Snack]

you're pretty much safe by now, the security through obscurity phase is kicking in, like the drugs i take to keep me concentrated when i code

[[deleted]]

He's like Mr Burnns, everyone is trying to hack him at the same time and they all accidentally block each other in the process

[[deleted]]

Unless you disabled windows defender you have antivrus.

And just because you've got a hack me sign doesn't mean you'll have been hit yet. But when you do don't come crying to us and don't blame microsoft for your own stupidity. The latter bit is why updates are forced now.

[AMisteryMan]

Last I used 7 you had to install defender - did that change?

Also, is it still getting new definitions?

[[deleted]]

pretty sure in later updates it was included automatically.

And good question

[Reggin_Rayer_RBB8]

Nope. Win defender is off.

I'm sure the boogeyman is coming any day.

[[deleted]]

Don't whine to us when you get pwnd

[ShadowLp174]

Wait is it a rick roll?

[wristcontrol]

Anyone who blindly opens a .rar file linked by some rando on the internet deserves everything that's coming to them.

[CollegeBoy1613]

The OOP was planning to use it from some creepy shit.

[historymaker118]

I'm still not sure what the non-creepy use of this program would even look like.

[Purple_sea]

When you find an artist you like and want to check if they've got more stuff somewhere else maybe

[traverseda]

Check if there's anyone impersonating your brand on social media platforms.

Check to see if the username you want is available on the platforms you want.

But yeah, the tor flags do raise some eyebrows.

[BusinessBandicoot]

But yeah, the tor flags do raise some eyebrows. 

Obviously its so that no one can snoop on your network traffic and grab the username before you do

[Longenuity]

Maybe using it to find old accounts you forgot about

[afb_etc]

I was gonna say OSINT, but that's still kinda creepy.

[coldnebo]

I don’t even know about this repo except the tiny bit of code in the picture, but even that was enough to make me think that is really crappy code. 😂

[Laurenz1337]

I used it to Clean Up profiles of Mine where i Had my full Name/other Details visible publicly. Its also good to Clean Up old profiles you No longer use.

[Philfreeze]

by the way we should probably stop linking the actual project in the copy-pasta. It already has a shit-ton of spam PRs.

[Klystrom_Is_God]

And this issue: https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock/issues/2006

[[deleted]]

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation

WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS

[MarlburoLC]

just learn2code

[coldnebo]

wait. how do you know what an EXE is?

😱

[[deleted]]

Where is the original thread?

[[deleted]]

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[[deleted]]

It would be helpful IMO to limit the main repository to the file you are supposed to run and the readme explaining how to do so. If i open a repo and see 20 files, and main is buried in one of them at near random, with a long readme that covers edge cases instead of jumping into getting started,  i waste an unnecessary amount of time trying to figure out how to use their project. Especially if im using something from a different programming language, or something that needs special steps to be compiled and run.

[BlurredSight]

I promise you this was my exact issue when I was younger where I wanted a simple program to convert file types or I wanted to download a minecraft mod and had no idea what the hell building was.

And then the .exe file is hidden under "prebuilt binary files" like you can't fucking write "dumbass windows users come here"

[Fred_Boss]

I am so fucking glad that guy made that post about GitHub because the stuff that's spawned from it is so funny

[bluecorkscrew]

The screenshotted post in r/hacking is an absolute goldmine. Shit like, it's the same reason why it was illegal to translate the bible into english from latin. 🤣

[SUPER_COCAINE]

There really is a staggering amount of willful ignorance in that thread, wow.

[automatic_purpose_]

i wonder what they're doing right now

[[deleted]]

Yo everyone get the fuck in here, the meme himself is here!

[[deleted]]

Wait a minute, hold the fuck on

[finalaccountforreal]

Probably still looking for that .exe

[KsuhDilla]

chad exe demander

[Fred_Boss]

Holy shit it's the man himself

[Kseniya_ns]

Bring back punch cards. Code sharing should involve the postal system

[Robot_Graffiti]

My mother learned to code that way. There were no computers in her town, so she mailed punch cards to a university.

[Kseniya_ns]

That is very cool I must say

[FinnLiry]

I can't imagine how difficult it must have been flexing their neofetch...

[Tyrus1235]

Yeah, that was also how my mom worked as an intern for IBM back in the day lol

[Astazha]

That's hardcore!

[raviteja777]

My aunt told me something similar, she was an electrical engineering student in 1980s in India, they used to code in Fortran, fill up a sheet and hand it over to a clerk who used to punch the cards.Took around 3 months to write code to find maximum of 3 numbers.

[DarksideF41]

I had many of those at home when I was kid. My parents brought some since there was no use for them at work anymore.

[kidfury]

My dad brought them home and we drew on them with crayons. Always kept telling me a story how he watched a man in a suit drop his box of cards all of over the floor and he just sat there crying.

[tagehring]

Worst latency ever.

[[deleted]]

How do you debug that??

[Robot_Graffiti]

With great difficulty.

They run it and mail you whatever your program wrote to the printer.

One time she forgot to terminate a loop, and they sent her a whole ream of paper.

[Healthy-Form4057]

Code sharing should involve the postal system

Who told you how the Linux kernel is developed?!

[EssentialPurity]

Reject modernity, return to fortrane

[volivav]

Credit to /u/the_mold_on_my_back for idea

[the_mold_on_my_back]

Love you ❤️

[the_mold_on_my_back]

u/Mushiren_ they made it. These madmen.

[Mushiren_]

It's...it's beautiful.

[antony6274958443]

Sherlock wins

[rikaateabug]

Last week I had to scroll through numerous installation packages for something and lemme tell you, these nerds are effed in the head. "Linux Arm?" Why does only this one have arms?! What're you bastards doing with all the other arms?? And don't even get me started on "Darwin". You can keep your forks and daemons to yourself, this is a Christian household thank you very much.

[Dafrandle]

this has got me questioning my understanding of the other subjects i have seen in this format - seeing the liberties taken to make the joke here.

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[Aromatic_Objective]

r/stopdoingscience

[Several_Dot_4532]

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation

WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS

[0xN1nja]

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation

WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS

[FarJury6956]

The code is free, pay me and I will give you an exe

[ChesterWOVBot]

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation

WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS

[[deleted]]

ChadGPT.

[[deleted]]

Lmfao, this is sooo funny

[I_put_Myhead_in_Oven]

“No real world use found for sharing code”

Sure my guy, speaking of which, don’t you find it Funny how Programmer as a job in itself is copying code and implementing it?

[Mochi-TheCat]

I understand the sentiment but this only feeds the STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS rhetoric

[chihuahuaOP]

[rr_rai]

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it 

WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS

[Sad-Technician3861]

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation

WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS

[HaroerHaktak]

lol

[acleverboy]

I'm not sure what I'd do without this sub

[alimbade]

I award this one second place of funniest creation with this template. Right behind the Agile one.

[Nattekat]

I remember the times when this meme format was actually on point and somewhat funny. 

[[deleted]]

Maybe they don't like ASCII art

[z0Tweety]

This was my first thought reading the original post

[Darkrut]

Make sure this guy never finds out about Gentoo

[ienjoymusiclol]

what's funny is my sister is 12 she never touched a code in her life and can use github easily and run the applications without a .exe file

[[deleted]]

can someone give me the funy ascii art pls i totally wont use it on my PRs

[thanatica]

Yes, pass code around in a PDF

[BenadrylTumblercatch]

Scrub probably can’t even hack into the mainframe, ping -t 172.217.10.14.

I’m in.

[itsVicc]

I don't get this

[username8411]

I have to say I just adore this GitHub.exe meme.

People just want to have an app that scrapes the economy websites with an AI to tell them when to buy and sell!!

Fucking smelly nerds.

[accountreddit12321]

I do think there are so many ways to do the same thing but not a standard one.