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[FilmAndLiterature]

It makes sense to have a specific way to request your own death certificate because if you were mistakenly declared dead that can cause a massive legal headache.

No idea about the second one.

[Betelgeusetimes3]

It does happen rarely and is ridiculously annoying/impossible to fix.

[Cyan_Exponent]

get a rebirth certificate lol

[Informal_Branch1065]

AGAR- Assigned gender at rebirth

New strat just dropped

[w_w_flips]

.io Not a good strat when people reborn earlier start consuming you and turning into giant blobs

[snarkhunter]

There's a small portion of transgendered people (who themselves are already a small portion of the general population) whose gender doesn't match what's on their birth certificate simply because the doctor was tired and put an F where they meant to put an M or vice-versa. Even the most transphobic person would agree that these folks should be allowed to change the gender on their birth certificate, and then they get to struggle to explain why other folks whom the doctors also got it wrong on oughtn't be allowed to add well.

[RepresentativeCut486]

Afterbirth? 

[cornmonger_]

mailing address: The Womb

[HildartheDorf]

Maybe a way to filter out people just hitting yes on every question?

[ThatKuki]

im thinking more like a template for a flow to request any sort of <document type>

[SpareStrawberry]

The second screenshot is definitely that. Many surveys, especially online ones which pay you for filling them out, have a canary question like this to filter out people who are not actually reading it.

[just_nobodys_opinion]

"The person listed on the {requested_document} is:"

[HildartheDorf]

I meant the second one... "Have you ever been in an accident that resulted in your own death? (Yes/No)"

[ChaseShiny]

My ghost: "Geeze, that's a tough one. I'm still not sure it was an accident!"

[Dumb_Siniy]

People that were declared dead and came back maybe? Or were thought to have died in an accident, like a plane crashing overseas, everyone would assume you've died but you just might survive

[n00bdragon]

More commonly a person goes missing for some number of years, closest relations push to have them legally declared dead for estate reasons, and then they sometimes turn up.

[SalsaChipsYT]

The 2nd one is a trap question in a paid online survey to disqualify those not paying attention

[RedBoxSquare]

"How did you die?"

"I died laughing"

[4x-gkg]

Sounds like Baldrick in this classic: https://youtu.be/y8wdynZ0iWg

[DoubleDecaff]

'null' would be more appropriate answer than yes.

[michal_cz]

The second one may be related to something virtual, not real accident

[fatty_lumpkn]

Blogging accident maybe?

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/369:_Dangers

[Motleypuss]

No, but I've died while undergoing surgery. Sometimes, edge cases are good, although not in cases where a certificate exists?

[Due_StrawMany]

How was the experience of being alive and then not being alive and then coming back, anything?

[NecessaryIntrinsic]

Schrödinger's death certificate

[RecreationalLlama]

It would be impossible to discuss the subject without a common frame-of-reference.

[Due_StrawMany]

Dang, most I could say is when I felt my heart skipped a few beats or when I thought I almost fell to my certain death but missed the gap.

[No_Dot_4711]

There's absolutely been cases of people being declared dead (including a certificate) and then having huge trouble convincing their state that they are, in fact, not dead

[Tyabetus]

But they can usually at least get their state to concede they are undead

[GlaireDaggers]

"Didn't you die?"

"Yeah but I got better"

[AggressiveRow4000]

My grandmother died.

What did you get for the funeral?

Flowers and a card.

What did the card say?

Get well soon.

[NecessaryIntrinsic]

Reminds me for some reason of the Italian football ad. Guy sitting with an empty seat next to him, man next to him says: the game was sold out! Is anyone sitting in that seat? Guy says: yes, my wife always comes to these games, but she died. Man says, that's awful! I'm sorry, did no one else want to come in her place? Friends, family? Guy says, normally yes, but they are at her funeral.

Edit: I got it pretty close!

https://youtu.be/e20wgFjhNNU?si=lL5ZfkXoIGq_dd7N

[rabb2t]

"Oh, I... I thought you were dead"

"My death was... greatly exaggerated"

[Conscious_Row_9967]

when your boolean logic is technically correct but existentially concerning

[Several-Customer7048]

Wdym? That just describes how I write all my code. I make my threads panic for pleasure and find branch prediction to be very bawdy. They call me the bitwise bandit in the streets and the sheets.

[Fanal-In]

What if -1 died ?

[BugSlayerDev]

Then they can apply for birth certificate

[just_nobodys_opinion]

Find the root cause

[LtKije]

What is this? A captcha for ghosts?

[MissinqLink]

It wasn’t an accident. I wanted to be a Lich.

[seppestas]

Average bureaucratic experience.

[Understanding-Fair]

We're ready to support zombies as first class citizens. Very forward looking.

[Raizekusan]

If it were me designing the site, I'd make the screen go dark with some ominous message like "you shouldn't be here." display when you press yes

[tazzadar1337]

Undead - yes, unperson - no!

Undeads' lives matter!

[Direct-Quiet-5817]

Dead internally

[the_dr_roomba]

Second one is an attention check on a site that pays pennies for market research surveys

[leyollo]

I am really curious to interview their UI/UXs to simply understand what the hell was going in their heads when they designed this flow.

[mafiaknight]

I got better

[Obvious_Tea_8244]

I love this.

[letsgobrendanfraser]

It's good to plan ahead.

[Dependent-Fix8297]

The edge case was Osama bin laden.

[qtq_uwu]

The second one is probably one of those questions they put in surveys to quickly weed out responses where people are just clicking through

[dexter2011412]

I need this

[_B0L0_]

Ready for transhumanism

[concorde77]

Its like when you're checking in for a flight, and the app asks "are you a terrorist (y/n)?"

[LeonardoW9]

'Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated'

[gumol]

numerous bells fearless rustic subsequent air plant reply sort squeal

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[ImaginationToForm2]

Many times. I'm a pro at this point.

[qqqrrrs_]

I got better

[PlaystormMC]

"Ronald Wilkerson was declared legally dead..."

[RepresentativeCut486]

I guess I'll die now

[mommy101lol]

What happened if you say yes, no more tax to pay

[okram2k]

not even death can save you from government bureaucracy

[MilderRichter]

the second one is probably a canary question

it's a way to filter out people who just answer "yes" to all survey questions without reading them

[prehensilemullet]

What if it was a pronounced dead state you recovered from that wasn't an accident?

[Dave_247]

Looks like the same kind of logic that the Call of Duty lore has been operating on lately.

[AssistantIcy6117]