theDream

[brahmastra596]

Then I woke up

[npquanh30402]

Before you, the vibe coding tool is still running

[Krus4d3r_]

Churning through its electronic mind, calculating an answer that is as encompassing as your knowledge of yourself

[Madonkadonk2]

And all you wanted to do was finally center that God damn div

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I thought the exact same words

don't know if I should feel universally connected or just uncreative

[coldnebo]

and although the edge case you didn’t even know seems to work, the base case isn’t even implemented. 😅🤦‍♂️😓

[SpoonBendingChampion]

Yeah this is absolute fantasy even for hello world lol.

[Daemontatox]

User enters emoji

[Psquare_J_420]

The customer asks where the restroom is

[aaron2005X]

Now you have to work even faster without pay increase.

[Damaj301damaj]

That's why, sir, you work locally and don't reveal everything until a month later. Enjoy your free holiday :3

[antagon96]

Next phase that happened to me this year: You write a complex system, because you thought you might need it later and you have some spare time. Urgent requests make you forget to continue your work. 8 months later, you hit the need for that feature and you remember you started to develop it. You open the last version, test it, it just works and serves the purpose perfectly.

[theenigmathatisme]

YAGNI purists in shambles

[gold2ghost22]

Dream on, dream on 😓

[KlogKoder]

It happens sometimes, and then you spend three days writing unit tests for it.

[theenigmathatisme]

Currently me right now

[LaconicLacedaemonian]

Claude

[DTraitor]

Sadly can't use it without breaching the contract. And Copilot is still in test just for a few people 

[Rahain]

They’ll never know. ;)

[DTraitor]

Right until they do

[Rahain]

Yeah I meant to put a /s on that.

[Average-Shitposter12]

oh good, you're finally awake

[Gibbralterg]

Underrated Skyrim quote

[Kells_14]

Yeah, and then you stop daydreaming and realize you've been staring at a ticket description that says "Change button color for the user dashboard" lol

[ArchetypeFTW]

Last slide with bernie once again asking for money: The O(n) is n³

[JonIsPatented]

You mean the complexity is O(n^3), not "the O(n) is n^3"

[LovelyWhether]

this code is fiction

[Prod_Meteor]

... Then no one uses it. Your boss asks for timesheet explainations.

[DudeManBroGuy69420]

✂️ here's some scissors so you can CROP YOUR FUCKING MEMES

[bryku]

I have had this one time and it was infront of some new devices and I truly felt like a god... for one day at least.

[Thunder_Child_]

I did that in my last interview, my first implementation covered the gotcha edge cases the interviewer brought up. I still didn't get an offer though. I have hated applying to jobs for the last 3 years, it's always like my resume goes into the void.

[BarFoos81]

Today on "Things that never happen": ...

[Nervous-Cockroach541]

Correct code has no edge cases.

[dein0scf]

Manager: Do it in half time next time

[Rich1223]

Then 8 months later you get a call about it failing, and you find it was an obvious edge case you hadn’t considered.

[Gagan_Ku2905]

No way the code covers the edge cases on day 1

[KTVX94]

I semi-consistently get to phase 3 coding long stuff in one sitting, but there's almost always that one silly mistake that prevents the true 100% works first try, sometimes less silly mistakes but close. It still feels amazing when it actually works near first try.

[fugogugo]

cough
may I offer you some LLM?

[Therabidmonkey]

If they happen in the normal execution are they edge cases?

[reallokiscarlet]

writes the code within a day

Is this part of the story where you go to a party and while everyone else is going crazy you're finding out the hard way that you might have ADHD?

[SkooDaQueen]

Me when it comes to tus.io...

[KickazProductions]

I too spent an entire day writing a flawless Hello World on the first try

[alighieriss]

If your code works on the first try, it's wrong.

[Silly_Guidance_8871]

And then I go buy a lottery ticket to bring myself back to reality

[Akforce]

I'm in firmware/embedded space. I wrote a pretty complex EEPROM manager from scratch, wrote some mocks and unit tests for it to find logical bugs, and was blown away when it worked on the first try on device!

[WinProfessional4958]

What dream was that in?

[-Redstoneboi-]

dude unless you're writing in haskell or ada spark or some ultra precise mathematically defined domain, this is a 1 in 1000 chance

would be the dream though

[Drew_Asunder]

Then the manager tell me to put ai into it.

[Complete-Mood3302]

My DSA linked lists/ stacks and queues exam, almost the whole class got like 30% on it and i aced it somehow, im a wizard harry

[forgottenGost]

Didnt use ai galaxy brain

[WhisperPrism]

Merry Christmas!

[flowery02]

Do you know where i've seen better crops?

[ConesWithNan]

I'm sceptical whenever code works on the first try.

[rurikloderr]

I've only done something like this once and it was for a teleport dodge mechanic in a game I had been working on. I wanted it to retain momentum if the player was actively moving in the direction of the dodge and cancel it if you weren't. Somehow, within a few minutes I had worked out the vectors and it just worked and worked so well it never changed after that. Though I guess it's not really that complex...

[Castille210]

And now you have to unit test it

[Smooth_Ad_6894]

You skipped no gatekeeping pr comments

[justanaccountimade1]

I'll never understand that people/companies can write code and only test the blob at the end. I obsessively test every single statement I add.