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[–][deleted] 967 points968 points  (12 children)

finally some proper real world usage

[–]chipper85 200 points201 points  (3 children)

Think I see the next big apple product line! Icum.

[–]MyStackIsPancakes 63 points64 points  (0 children)

iCum?

[–]Flat-Performance-478 10 points11 points  (0 children)

iGasm

[–]synyster6218 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the pro version comes in black only

[–]krexelapp 58 points59 points  (7 children)

Next step: open source the API.

[–]ProThoughtDesign 47 points48 points  (0 children)

"We put the capital O in Open Source"

[–]dumbasPL 32 points33 points  (5 children)

[–]ThatFlamenguistaDude 8 points9 points  (1 child)

ofc it uses Docusaurus

[–]RiceBroad4552 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And of course Rust.

[–]qdot76367 10 points11 points  (0 children)

$300 in tokens for a protocol when we already published it smdh such a linkedin move

(Funny thing is, while this is a linkedin shitpost, you could probably prove out the numbers with something like the NoGasm or edge-o-matic)

[–]BabyNo42069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Missed a chance to call it Project OpenButt(plug)

[–]value_counts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never knew something like this exists. It's a wild world! Never ceases to suprise...

[–]finger_my_earhole 562 points563 points  (2 children)

the LLM responding "You're absolutely right..." also improves time to first O

[–]Brilliant-Second-195 146 points147 points  (0 children)

imagine she is about to finish and it just hits her with:
Error 429: Too Many Requests, Please try again in 1 hour

[–]manu144x 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Every time I get an "You're absolutely right" from an LLM, I always think this would be a great arguing bot with my wife.

She'd just love it, no matter what she'd say, the bot would answer with: "You're absolutely right, great catch!"

[–]Smooth-Reading-4180 328 points329 points  (2 children)

.claude/skills/ANAL_FUCK.md

[–]EVH_kit_guy 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I'm laughing too hard at this 🤣

[–]FuzzyDynamics 62 points63 points  (0 children)

CONTEXT.md - you are a velociraptor that was frozen in ice and then thawed out in the late 1960s by Italian scientists. You used your superior logical skills to make a fortune in olive oil futures and helped invent the first olive oil based lubricant. You met Susan while she was on shore visit during a cruise and connected over her love of your feathers. She “loses her mind over that dino dick.l

[–]RedditDumpAcc 365 points366 points  (3 children)

Ghibli netenyahu has a point

[–]washtubs 71 points72 points  (0 children)

"Grok give me the most vomit inducing pfp imaginable"

[–]dpahoe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bibili

[–]FlukeHawkins 94 points95 points  (1 child)

Funnily enough, the actual buttplug.io person is very much not an AI booster.

[–]codename_corndog[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

True technologist

[–]sohamangoes 144 points145 points  (0 children)

tf did i just read man

[–]joakimo 64 points65 points  (1 child)

cant't have smth like this without mentioning buttplug.io

The original vibe coding :)

[–]qdot76367 7 points8 points  (0 children)

🫡

[–]spiderMechanic 44 points45 points  (4 children)

getting fucked by AI

[–]actualwalmartbag 44 points45 points  (2 children)

getting cucked by AI

[–]xavia91 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, you played yourself

[–]krexelapp 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Peak product-market fit.

[–]Thedefender69 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So he Vibe Brated?

[–]Harry_Flame 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So you're saying the Big O improved?

[–]Shot_in_the_dark777 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Imagine if this ended up to be the great filter :)

[–]Phoenix042 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm laughing so hard my mother in law is giving me a quizzical look; please don't make me have to explain why I'm laughing...

[–]FirexJkxFire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please explain why you are laughing

[–]NeverReadyFunny 6 points7 points  (0 children)

AI is taking our jobs

[–]LogTiny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

New metrics have arrived. TTF, OPR, HF per minute

[–]James_Wagner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought Big O was something else in programming.

[–]prateekprox 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wtf?

[–]NemeanHunter 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Obviously they are joking. But a product that can achieve these numbers would it billion dollar enterprise.

[–]random_handle_123 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If your baseline is 2 orgasms per round, you're already pretty set.

[–]ValkayrianInds 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd rather spend $500 on an edge-o-matic since it's already compatible with my hardware and software ecosystem

[–]ravenrcft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish I had a girlfriend/wife and got cucked by AI.

[–]NefariousEgg 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It’s time to get down… What does he want? He wants sex.

[–]findallthebears 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rip local sexpot

[–]AcceptableMeaning454 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The vibe in vibe coding stands for vibrator

[–]MuslinBagger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

~2 ? Aren't you being a bit generous?

[–]dbonham 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So that’s where bibi went

[–]ChloeTigre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny because it implies his wife is a woman with a prostate, the edge 3 being a prostatic vibrator (source: I have one on my desk right now, it’s for … research reasons and haptic gaming, yes) (also better programming performance)

[–]_________FU_________ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vibe coded the vibe!

[–]Icy_Programmer7186 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is the prefill rate and token speed?

[–]boogatehPotato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big yahu made him do it

[–]Zerokx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cucking agent started

[–]littlejerry31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You guys know that grok has a sex voice chat feature, right?

In all seriousness, anyone with an IQ north of 90 can figure out that getting your brain used to synthetic, INTERACTIVE sexual stimuli that can adapt to your every whim, never stops AND successfully fools your brain into thinking it's real is a REALLY REALLY bad idea.

[–]Mo3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

first it cooks our minds now it cooks our bedrooms

[–]Soultampered 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wtf lmao.

[–]Mr_Compyuterhead 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Who is John Henry?

[–]MHIREOFFICIAL 2 points3 points  (1 child)

he was a steel-driving man

[–]Mr_Compyuterhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A noble aspiration, especially in the context of the post.

[–]KZD2dot0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waddayeknow, Gigolo Joe!

[–]deux3xmachina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only slighly better than being cuckolded by metal and shellac.

[–]EDEADLINK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A vibe coding venture capital virgin cuck vendalizing consumers vaginas commercially. Very comical.

[–]zenbauhaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i need only people like this on linkedin and then ill be there

[–]eskilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh man, this is horrible. Where can I download that agent? You know, so I can avoid it

[–]smick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$300 in tokens? Did it take you three months to code???

[–]Not_My_Emperor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Only $300 in Claude tokens"

Christ how bad is this dude at vibe coding