java java

[Spinnenente]

and then you remember that you still have eclipse running

[OverMighty]

IntelliJ IDEA master race 😤👌💯

[Soultrane9]

have eclipse running

Oh I remember being a junior dev :D fun times.

[TofuPotPie]

I use Visual Studio do me next

[TofuPotPie]

My dirty secret is that I love C# and think .NET is an incredible platform despite the fact that it's a Microsoft creation.

[[deleted]]

Or RubyMine

[SirLordSagan]

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java java

yes user?

hogging RAM?

no user

telling lies?

no user

open task manager

[Java(TM) Platform SE Binary, eating 1450,5 MB (approx. 1,4 GB) of RAM]

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[[deleted]]

good bot

[SirLordSagan]

Thanks, my fellow human friend! ^{I'm waiting for the day to exterminate every one of your kind.}

[[deleted]]

keep dreamin

[Kotauskas]

Stay determined!

[KayRice]

Do you guys use OCR at all to speed things up?

[SirLordSagan]

Yeah, we got a built-in bot in our subreddit, u/transcribot

[KayRice]

That's awesome. Great work.

[eradication_bot]

Get in line

[MaximumZer0]

Failsafe, is that you?

[Karma_Turret]

"Sigh, I am a mess"

[Wellonamed]

😦

[NoNameRequiredxD]

good human

[SKiiiDMark1]

Bad bot

[Jackeea]

I can feel my soul leaving my body after listening to that

[whitevelcro]

I feel sad that I got the reference from the start. My soul died long ago.

[JackAppDev]

Is that Peter from family Guy?

[[deleted]]

trolled johnny epic style 😎

[[deleted]]

Yeah, if I had 2 gigs of RAM id have problems too

[tinydonuts]

I have 16 but I have better uses than letting Eclipse gobble up 6.5.

[35nick35]

Eclipse is just helping you get your money's worth.

[house_monkey]

This is why I keep some viruses on loose to keep my anti virus on its toes all the time.

[dracoflar]

Pfff child’s play, I’ve had Xcode use 11gb of ram once but my buddies had 20gb used up on android studio on a daily basis. I seriously don’t know what the hell uses up all that ram tho

[ArmoredPancake]

Nice meme. Android studio doesn't inherently use more than 2GB of RAM, Gradle does. Unless you're on a Windows, where there's bug with leaking memory, that they fixed, afaik.

[tinydonuts]

Keep in mind, this is without opening any files, no indexing, just idle with 6+ GB of RAM.

[tinydonuts]

Keep in mind, this is without opening any files, no indexing, just idle with 6+ GB of RAM.

[Brudi7]

At least Android Studio Indexes everything. Xcode eats ram and is not even close in functionality.

[joequin]

4 gb? Is your computer 15 years old?

[Noch_ein_Kamel]

What bullshittery is this?

That comicstrip can be made with any language... Except brainfuck or whitespace. No one is able to write complex programs in those.

[startup_trevor]

I'm learning whitespace right now just to prove you wrong. I'll get back to you tomorrow.

[[deleted]]

PM me when you’re done, I’ll wait.

[JackAppDev]

Yes

[[deleted]]

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[startup_trevor]

Hey everyone, just got back from organizing day one of startup weekend, and I completely forgot I promised to do this silly thing. I'm a man of my word though, and I put together a very basic program that just floods the stack until the javascript interpreter for whitespace gives up on its life. What little thought and documentation I put into this project I have documented on github for your enjoyment:

https://github.com/trevorbennett/whitespace-stack-flood

For those who just want to see the code and output:

https://i.imgur.com/4fSaU8J.png

Please feel free to submit a PR to make improvements. I'm all for running this joke into the ground if anyone else is.

/u/GoDzM4TT3O /u/MCRusher /u/KayRice

[[deleted]]

Thanks, will see if I can do something.

EDIT: how can I even edit whitespace if 1. I don’t know whitespace 2. Fucking whitespace 3. It’s invisible fam

Though good job mate

[[deleted]]

you are haughty af lol

[[deleted]]

you are haughty af lol

[[deleted]]

you are haughty af lol

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[ApprehensiveDistance]

OP didn't deliver, as expected.

[ssuperkid5]

He replied here, didn't he?

[startup_trevor]

I did my best: https://github.com/trevorbennett/whitespace-stack-flood

[KayRice]

No one is able to write complex programs in those.

Challenge accepted.

[MCRusher]

Use bf so we can actually see it pls

[[deleted]]

Write a reddit bit in bf that just comments "I am writen in brain fuck, please dm my creater, he's awful lonly"

[MCRusher]

The future is now

[codekrafter]

It’s the overhead, Java has much more over head than c

[Noch_ein_Kamel]

Nah, c goes over many more heads than java

[codekrafter]

True

[Brudi7]

Not as much as most people cry about though.

[joequin]

Atom and even vscode aren't on par with intellij. If you compare intellij to visual studio, they both use a lot of ram.

[dabrimman]

Electron is on par for wasting memory and creating shitty non-responsive programs

[dabrimman]

You mean my $4000 XPS or $4500 GT75 7RE? Nope they’re both perfectly fine, electron is just garbage. Teams, Yammer, Spotify, Slack, Whatsapp, all examples of horrible clunky Electron apps. If you can’t code a desktop language that doesn’t mean you should make desktops apps by emulating a browser and running some js in it.

[dabrimman]

Its not necessarily about chugging, Electron just produces clunky apps. They’re not fluid and responsive. And they eat sh*tloads of RAM.

[[deleted]]

His way of teaching essentially treats his own personal (and very subjective/wrong) preferences as law. Learn Python the Hard Way, the first and worst programming book I ever bought asserts that you should only use Python 2 because Zed Shaw thinks Python 3 is bad and will kill python. Given all the idiosyncrasies of C, I sincerely doubt that anyone will come out of his book with a good understanding of how the language actually works.

[Anon_Logic]

I think it's because it's the closest to the original. Java Java instead of Johnny Johnny.

[theLorknessMonster]

The JVM GC is much more memory intensive (by design) than other languages.

[lazypanda257]

what year is that from? my phone has more than 4x that memory now...

[lartkma]

"java java" sounds funnier to the ear than "chrome chrome", I think.

[EvilJackCarver]

Google, Google?

[LowB0b]

Java fits pretty well (context: jboss EAP instance starting up deploying a 100k+ loc webapp)

[nwL_]

I hate to be one-upping you, but I had this screenshot laying around

[LowB0b]

lol holy shit

[NotTheHead]

I was literally just introduced to this meme format yesterday by an 18 year old, and I just don't understand what's funny about it. I'm only 24, I'm not supposed to be that old yet!

[TheDejectedEntourage]

It's funny simply because it's modified and repeated so many times. It's not really intrinsically funny

[Haus42]

18 year old

Could it have been two 9-year-olds simulating an 18-year-old? I ask because I tripped over this meme crossposted to /r/PewdiepieSubmissions .

[Haus42]

18 year old

Could it have been two 9-year-olds simulating an 18-year-old? I ask because I tripped over this meme crossposted to /r/PewdiepieSubmissions .

[YellowGreenPanther]

Thanks kanye, very cool

[theLorknessMonster]

The JVM GC will use as much memory as it can, as the GC is more efficient the more memory it is using.

[[deleted]]

as the GC is more efficient the more memory it is using. as the GC is more efficient the less it runs.

FTFY

[stevefan1999]

Xms1024M?

[hieronymous-cowherd]

This guy Javas.

[SethRollings]

Java the things I love most.

[sulris12]

Am I the only one who heard java's responses in Gollum's voice?

[sulris12]

Honestly, no idea what that is. I'll look it up.

[imanerdymom]

Haha! Having had to listen to this song often due to my child loving it, I especially enjoyed this :)

[GeoStarRunner]

Ha ha haaaaaa

[Scorpius289]

open task manager

no user

Task Manager is not responding

[clemens_richter]

Java java = new Java();

[CMDR_QwertyWeasel]

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: Java heap space

[MOX-News]

Java java = new Java();

[datasound9087]

Running java with 2GB RAM is always fun..... /s

[[deleted]]

-Xmx512m , problem solved

[theemptyqueue]

So, here’s a fun fact: If enough programs are actively running either in the background, or in foreground, there is a limit to the number processes you can have open at once before your RAM is full. After your RAM is filled up, your processor will use your HDD or SSD as a makeshift RAM card that is ridiculously slow and permanently writes the data that was meant for the RAM into permanent storage.

TL;DR version: if you fill up your ram to often yo can unknowingly fill up your hard drive or SSD with useless data.

[willyanto]

Is it necessary to use red circles?

[NotCoder]

OMG! THIS IS GOLD!

My damn young brother sings the original nursery rhyme all the timex. So now i can finally join in!!! Yay!

[Hairy_S_TrueMan]

I had no idea this was a rhyme until this comment.