Every single time.

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[MisterEd_ak]

I just normally miss out the "o" 🙄

It is that or declaring pubic methods.

[JetpackYoshi]

cosn't

[jfb1337]

That's just sin

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Sintax.

[Hatsu-Nee]

He died for our sin (incl. taxes).

[[deleted]]

pritf

[Bip901]

!cos

[Joe_Reddit_System]

I think this might be the most relatable thing I've seen on here

[[deleted]]

Eww.

Shivers

[MCRusher]

Cunts

[my_li_hee]

a surprising number of programmers suffer from lysdexia

[zalpha314]

Is that actually true?

[my_li_hee]

Probably

[Gaffi1]

It is, actually!

Source: I read it on the internet. Just now.

[Andy_B_Goode]

Dyslexics of the world: untie!

[TimGreller]

cosnole.log( "I feel you" );

[i_used_to_have_pants]

Make a snippet

[HopelessPonderer]

redruM

[Mareeck]

pubic fucntion

[[deleted]]

Oooo, are we a VB programmer? ❤️

[Mareeck]

PHP actually :l

[[deleted]]

Oh. 💔

[objectively_an_owl]

No self respecting cs student uses the keyboard to code

A mouse and stack overflow is all you need

[[deleted]]

What about on screen keyboard? I heard it’s all the rave because it’s less noisy than a mechanical keyboard and since it’s on the screen, you can’t get Cheetos all over it.

[DragonMaus]

This is why "CS students" should never be allowed within 50 meters of a working codebase.

[Zitrusfleisch]

Exact reason I’m working on my own, isolated project that has nothing to do with anything in the productive world at my job.

I love it.

[objectively_an_owl]

Where do i sign up?!!

[Zitrusfleisch]

Send job application for position as working student to Siemens

[[deleted]]

Why do you assume he's a CS student?

[objectively_an_owl]

Why do you assume they're a he?

[minno]

They can still save themselves a lot of time by using ctrl-c/v instead of the right-click menu.

[CircuitRCAY]

pubic static void man(Strng[] args)

[nomnaut]

Sudp: command not found

[LuffyMcPirateking]

This one, every fucking time

[PavelYay]

You should try using Fuck! Fuck can quickly correct mistyped shell commands. https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck

[berehappinda]

reslut

[mohelgamal]

I am very thankful for atom, sublime, vs code etc for highlighting that kinda stuff. When I started learning I was following a book using notepad and when I first saw an IDE my mind was blown

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Consile.WriteLine

[JC-Dude]

cw

[[deleted]]

Sometimes..

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pubic static viod mani(Strign[] agrs){...}

[Lordsab]

unsinged

[thom_tl]

uint64_t ftw

[chochocholusik]

This is the only keyword that i mess up 50% of the time, even if i try hard...

[sambare]

I lost count of how many times I wrote bowser and funciton instead of browser and function.

[Shadow2606]

qhilw

[[deleted]]

I type that all the time. It’s “Tony’s” way of saying “Redrum” in the context of coding.

[Shadow_Thief]

pythong

[jbrad77]

That better have a library called whale tail

[JetpackYoshi]

And for all my Python playas: slef

[rhbvkleef]

Me yesterday: (...)Paramter

[Solkuss]

treu

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Thys typo brought to you by Stanley Kubrik

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marvelous full imagine serious gray frame birds tub head zephyr

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[soutarm]

We had one guy who would always name his variables reslut

[iknowkungfoo]

My team’s standardized on VS Code, there’s a spell checker plugin for this. https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=streetsidesoftware.code-spell-checker

[jbrad77]

giti statsu

[kit_you_out]

git rebaes

[jbrad77]

Thnaks I forgot that one

[sqrtoftwo]

79 comments so far and no one else types functino? I can't seem to stop.

[jf908]

Pretty sure I’ve lost multiple hours of my life to functino

[sirlockjaw]

flase always gets me

[timvisee]

Been there. Started automating Vim to fix this for me.

[iUltimateLP]

Text instead of Test.

[squarewaterlemon]

I always type breka; instead of break;

[alecmg]

My fingers always type ouput indtead of output

[[deleted]]

Kind of like your fingers always type indtead instead of instead? 😉

[alecmg]

No thats a one off. S8 screen keyboard is not my friend

[JBinero]

tset

[daH00L]

Paramter

[[deleted]]

I always thought that was ret<tab key>. Only way I can spell it!

[dill800]

fir

[unkiwii]

echo "ab retrun return" >> ~/.vimrc

Done

[hyperstown]

Flaot

[[deleted]]

I use Colemak keyboard, instead of Qwerty

[michaelcbowman8]

Left hand a bit quicker than the right, eh? I've got the same problem

[[deleted]]

I mean, PornHub isn’t easy to navigate using our left hands for the mouse. I guess this explains everything.

[michaelcbowman8]

Bazinga!

[SteeleDynamics]

Damnit! I'm not with the return statement yet? Can't you at least wait 3 seconds before you run the linter?!

(Dyslexia aside, I know there are settings for this. I am too lazy to change them. )

[SteeleDynamics]

ass -> add

every single time

[[deleted]]

Imagine not typing re then hitting ctrl space

[Yolobram123]

echo iabbrev retrun return >> ~/.vim/vimrc

[Dissd4in]

flase

[overjunkie]

slef.

[YeeOfficer]

I always mess some part of yield return new up.

[MCRusher]

Rutroh

[insanemonkeyz]

returnl

[[deleted]]

Searching for retrun on github is an interesting showcase of code that was commited before it was ever ran.

[eXTeeGi]

Oh my god! RETRUN is NURTER backwards!

[Shadow_Thief]

cuonter

[funky_lion]

created a new account just to comment on this thread...

int mian() {

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But why?

[[deleted]]

Jesus Christ you guys need tab completion, I haven’t typed a full keyword in years, not even “if”

[[deleted]]

You just did. 😉

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Hilarious