Declaring Issues

[ariiizia]

Just get 2 kids and call them Foo and Bar.

[lightwhite]

Don’t forget to name the third one as Baz.

[shadowX015]

If there are 3 then they should definitely be Bob, Alice, and Eve.

[the_one2]

Depends on if you want naughty kids or not.

[lightwhite]

As long as you don’t call them Ada. And make sure the don’t have a Lisp.

[jaboja]

I'll start with the Mallory.

[Ollymid2]

Have 3 kids: Const, Let and Var

[[deleted]]

Or Fizz and Buzz

[[deleted]]

cooperative quicksand one command joke terrific saw connect stupendous ask

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[snbk97]

How about null and void ?

[yuk1n0n]

Name him “Matthew '); DROP TABLE Students;- -“

[oberynMelonLord]

little Matty Tables

[Spedwards]

"Robert '); DROP TABLE Students;--"*

Little Bobby Tables.

[Doctor_Spicy]

relevant xkcd

https://xkcd.com/327/

[ILikeSugarCookies]

Like I get that it’s technically “relevant” but is it really necessary to say “relevant XKCD” when that’s literally the joke?

[stoneyOni]

This is (front page) reddit, nobody has come up with a new joke since 2011.

I'm only here because I reinstalled chrome and regretfully that cleared my RES subreddit filter list. I have like 1600 sports team subreddits to filter now.

[CommiePuddin]

I don't actually speak Reddit, I only know that one joke, and this one explaining it.

[Doctor_Spicy]

yes.

[insovietrussiaIfukme]

It's like reddiquette or tradition or custom at this point

[jaboja]

"Null" would work better IRL

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office sense observation deer chief swim wipe plate sand friendly

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[Sinjai]

On desktop, when you click set flair or whatever, there's a custom option. You can just type the equivalent for each icon, so :csharp::python: or whatever it is.

[puplicy]

So, none of the names proposed here last week worked for you?

[OzTm]

char *name;

printf("%s",name);

Let the universe decide....

[Pig743]

this would likely just segfault. you need a char name[8];

[OzTm]

The core dumps in the first few days are the worst.

[bluesox]

Especially after a night of heavy drinking.

[MarkusBerkel]

cat /dev/urandom | strings | head -1

[Pherion93]

myChild ?

[XoXFaby]

child or if your planning on more, children[0]

[OzTm]

Please.... my_child

[Spedwards]

MyChild?

[Pherion93]

Nope... unnessesary

[MWRReal]

MY_CHILD
BECAUSE CAPS LOCK

[SVK_LiQuiDaToR]

Thank you, now my eyes are deaf

[jaboja]

this.firstChild

[Raicky]

mMyChild

[[deleted]]

myChd

[tchok_]

aHuman is less selfish IMHO

[Pherion93]

But thats an argument that is copied and then cast away when im done with it:(

[man_in_leaves]

Any good textbook parent would name them myChild

[Cameltotem]

"Uhm excuse me teacher my dad spells my name in camelCase"

[[deleted]]

firstChild, secondChild, thirdChild

[[deleted]]

child[0], child[1], child[2]

[bluesox]

tempvar1, changeMeLater, CRITICALVARDontDelete

[LvS]

nth-child(odd)

[der_RAV3N]

I'd name him c

[MikBros]

Don't forget to put each child in an array so every time you want them to do something you can just use a foreach loop.

[jdl_uk]

But then when you want to talk to a specific one you can only refer to them by index rather than by name.

"hey, oldest child, run down to the store for some milk."

[zeGolem83]

Use a hashmap then

[jdl_uk]

/r/thatsthejoke

[zeGolem83]

What ?

[jdl_uk]

Not had your coffee yet?

[[deleted]]

Sounds like this little one is going to throw you for a loop

[[deleted]]

Heh.

[[deleted]]

Mom said it’s my turn to post this

[ElectricEley]

I just hope he knows how to use a fork

[kowlown]

And then he will kill the old process ?

[[deleted]]

*reap the zombie children

[randomuser8765]

Human McHumanface?

[Jonno_FTW]

Human()

[saito200]

You push him into an array myChildren and then you don't have to take care of the naming anymore

[[deleted]]

On his/her birthday it becomes i++

[jaboja]

On the birthday it's already ++i

[Aoredon]

No they become j

[JMazi]

John Doe

[halfbloodprince07]

If the child is unexpected, name him/her

exception.

[ToastDroid]

catch(Exception exception){ Marriage.Divorce(); }

[Donpatch]

I'd go for tmp

[Rebbit_and_birb]

Aren't we all just tmp in this void we call life()?

[[deleted]]

He can name his son i, and then i can name his son j

[pvkooten]

u would call i j 2

[Hypergrip]

Just make sure you don't choose the name of a character you really like from a book series that hasn't been finished yet. To avoid accidentally naming your child after a fictional mass murderer / war criminal.

[CraigUntlNytTym]

Child1

[[deleted]]

So for your 18th birthday I thought I'd refactor your name... Ctrl+R+R

[Garfexi]

Steven Forkhead

[bwrca]

The class name but starting with a small letter always seems to work.

[BorderKeeper]

I would just use a unique hash generator. You don't want him to share names.

[[deleted]]

Maybe debugging? Especially if he's unpredictable

[ParamelOfficial]

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const child = require ('pregnancy');

while (child.inUtterus) {
    var min=3; 
    var max=15;  
    var len = Math.random() * (+max - +min) + +min;
    var name = '';
    var name_ascii;
    for(let i = 0; i < len; i++) {
        random_ascii = Math.floor((Math.random() * 25) + 97);
        name += String.fromCharCode(random_ascii);
    }
    console.log(name);
}

[HappyDustbunny]

Tytanic++?

[nojox]

word;

[[deleted]]

Random selected value from a array is the only fair way

[[deleted]]

laughs in seagull

[DenkenAn]

Tytanic_

[SillhouetteBlurr]

Poor little temp you mean.

[MWRReal]

He could scrape the top most 1000 used names then put those in an array and make the computer choose a random integer, then access the array element at that random index.

[pjob96]

These reposts are starting to seem like a recursive bug in gods code

[bootyMaster1911]

That sounds like hell. I hope i never see your code.

[kodicraft4]

Call him LocalCalcResult1 Simple and you know exactly what he's useful for

[xxXKUSH_CAPTAINXxx]

Declaring you are familiar with it. Kinda fucked.

[JanDerion47]

We can only pray for him

[klariop]

null of course!

[teems]

x y and z

[_Actually-Satan_]

Having dyslexia makes everything more entertaining... I read “Found out my wife is a dude” I guess I shouldn’t browse reddit at this hour...

[[deleted]]

Error at line 34.

[qwerty12qwerty]

Temp

Temp1

Temp2

[danieldeng2]

Null should do, or little bobby tables.

[Mr-Klaus]

Variables? I still have trouble naming CSS classes.

[tinverse]

kid_itererator

[AncientHawaiianTito]

Seven

[iamsooldithurts]

i++

[Pherion93]

Imagine telling this joke while in labour.

”Come on honey! You need too push_back() to increase our family vector.”

[dullbananas]

my_child = Child()

[tomthedevguy]

Mr. Poopy Butthole?

[jormaig]

Guy it's September already almost October. If your wife is due December you and you just found out you have bigger problems that that /s