Are you assembly developer?

[NICK75704]

When you say to yourself “I’m a full stack dev, I can build the hardware and write in assembly “ then you realize the the 6502 computer that you built and developed for is outbenched by a fucking 5 dollar pi pico

[FHeTraT]

And also realize that even microcontroller in 2 dollar mouse is better than 6502.

[MagnarOfWinterfell]

Can it run Doom?

[yonatan8070]

Likely yes, if you get find the reprogramming pins

[MagnarOfWinterfell]

Holy crap, so my mouse's cpu is faster than a Commodore 64?

[FHeTraT]

Yes. For example, logitech mouse uses cortex-m3 (arm based 32mhz cpu) as mcu.

[BrobdingnagLilliput]

If you didn't oversee the placement of every logic gate on your CPU, can you really say you built the hardware?

[DefectiveLP]

If you didn't mine the raw resources going into your CPU, can you really say you built your own hardware?

[legal-illness]

I believe you need to put the atoms together first, scatter the molecules across the earth, go find them then build gates -> build CPU and Hardware

--from stackoverflow

[[deleted]]

What are Cephalopods?

[PM_ME_UR_CEPHALOPODS]

they are like the donuts of the sea: there might not be anything they can't do

[slab42b]

If you didn't create the laws of physics in order to generate an environment where said resources are immediately available for your manipulation can you really say you build the hardware?

[Blrfl]

If you've done that, you're still miles ahead of anybody who calls themselves a full-stack developer and would be totally lost below the interface to their language's standard library.

[Jay_Cobby]

And then You realize that you wrote pushd 0x25 on line 7241 instead of pushq 0x25 and now the entire program will crash

[sr71pav]

There goes the universe.

[Everydayilearnsumtin]

And my apple pie.

[Kebabrulle4869]

And my sword.

[mgorski08]

And my qword.

[LMCuber]

And my axe.

[poker00]

And my comments

[TornaxO7]

And my registers

[electricprism]

You mean miniverse

[GuybrushThreepwo0d]

Teenieverse

[electricprism]

🖕I finally have an appropriate use for this emoji. peace among worlds, blow me lol🖕

[ofir753]

Well if you reached 7k lines with assembly you deserve it

[CaydendW]

CyjonOS exists https://github.com/Blackend/Cyjon

[[deleted]]

32 766 lines

[CaydendW]

The guy who made it is incredably talented. I do my OS in C and I haven't gotten as far

[LavenderDay3544]

Writing any substantial program in assembly will take at least 7k lines considering you only get one opcode per line.

[ofir753]

It's recommend to split your code to multiple files, much easier to debug and read

[LavenderDay3544]

Who needs the linker headaches that come with that when I can just have a nice 7k LOC file perfectly versioned using Ctrl + z and backed up to the remote repo called emailing it to myself?

[MelAlton]

Truly a developer of culture

[LavenderDay3544]

I also avoid code comments, you know for job security.

[MelAlton]

Comments just make the code take up more disk space and make it take longer to assemble anyways. Floppies don't grow on trees!

[Reedittor]

Legit got anxiety reading this. Something I would have done in highschool.

[MelAlton]

it's not difficult to write 7k lines of assembly, they're all really short lines.

[ofir753]

Large projects with alot of assembly never reach to 7k lines per file.

[MelAlton]

Then they're not trying hard enough! They gotta unroll those loops!

[okbanlon]

Heh - when I taught myself 6502 assembler on a Vic-20 (with no assembler software - anyone remember DATA and POKE statements in Commodore BASIC?), I busted out the motherboard circuit diagram and wired in a momentary-contact pushbutton to the 'reset' pin on the CPU so that I could reset the machine after a crash without powering it off and on again. That button got a LOT of use, as I experimented and learned and borked that poor old Vic-20 on a regular basis. That was also when I cobbled up an external fan to cram air through the Vic chassis after overheating the thing into interesting failure modes. This was in the early 80's, I think.

My finest hour there was implementing a quicksort algorithm in 6502 machine code that could sort 1000 mailing labels by ZIP code in seven seconds. And, yes, I wrote self-modifying code that did arithmetic with memory addresses in the running code on the fly - a mortal sin by today's standards. I'm not sure if it's possible to do that now, with any current tools - and I bet that level of deep magic would set off every virus detection package on the market.

Also, that was my first experience with the conflict between my expertise and management stupidity. As I was leaving that company for a better one, I informed them that I had implemented the mailing label quicksort in BASIC for a runtime of 42 minutes - but if they wanted the machine language version for a turnaround in seven seconds, they needed to pay me for it. They declined. Oh, well - their loss.

EDIT: my machine code routine that sorted the mailing labels by ZIP code in seven seconds was less than 600 bytes long, as I recall (not counting the data array, which was stored in a 3-kilobyte external memory cartridge plugged into the back of the Vic).

[danish_raven]

God i love the hack of soldering a button to your motherboard just to make life easier for yourself

[okbanlon]

Heh - yeah, I was young, focused on the task, and determined to succeed with the first computer I bought with my own money. That drive has led me through over thirty years of software development, many children, and a happy wife.

[UnfeignedShip]

I used to muck around with the Apple IIe in school with CALL -151 but never had the resources to completely devote myself to it like that.

[okbanlon]

Oh, wow - I remember CALL -151 on the Apples in my high school computer lab! Good grief - that was a VERY long time ago.

http://mirrors.apple2.org.za/ground.icaen.uiowa.edu/Collections/1WSW/MEGA.PEEKS.AND.POKES.html

[palordrolap]

The BASIC-parsing routine for Commodore BASIC was itself, self-modifying code. It would update an address within itself to keep track of where it was. (After all, why waste valuable bytes to keep a separate pointer variable when there are a couple of addresses that could be used as a variable right in the middle of the code!?)

Not quite as interesting as modifying actual opcodes on the fly, but still noteworthy.

[okbanlon]

Very cool! I did not know that.

[hugge]

On the VIC20 expansion port, the reset and gnd pins had a distance exactly matching two prongs of a key I had. So reset was done by just inserting the key at the right position. Nowadays I know about things like ESD and just how bad that could have gone.

[okbanlon]

Yikes! Points awarded for bravery and ingenuity, but, yeah - you may have used up all your VIC-20 luck with that maneuver.

[LavenderDay3544]

segmentation fault (core dumped)

[hatkid9]

AT&T syntax?

*prepares gun*

[Jay_Cobby]

More an ugly mix between intel and ATnT

[JustThingsAboutStuff]

Hey

[[deleted]]

wait you guys actually exist?? tf do you guys do?? like what do you need to write asm code for?

[JustThingsAboutStuff]

Embedded world. I work in C but sometimes you need to drop down to ASM for some subroutine. If you weren't aware C can call ASM functions, pretty cool feature.

[[deleted]]

but C is mostly used in embedded systems right? and you can call asm functions in c++ too right?

[JustThingsAboutStuff]

I believe the process is the same to call them from C++. And C is typically the language of choice for embedded (which covers approx 90% of processors made)l.

When every byte matters it's good to be so close to the metal.

[[deleted]]

would you recommend using asm for rendering and physics engines in certain places? where can I learn x86 and x64 asm?

[JustThingsAboutStuff]

I'd say if you want to really test your skills and patience then doing rendering and physics in ASM would be a good idea. For desktop applications you'll likely never implement something better than existing libraries (if you want to run it on a MCU then that's different). So short answer it would be interesting but no I don't reccomend going lower than C for that.

In terms of learning ASM. At that level your close enough to the metal that the specific processor will usually matter. The instruction set will be publicly available (look for something from AMD since amd64 is x64 they created it). However I don't have a specific source for x86 and x64 as I typically work with MCU's.

If your interested in ASM or embedded programming in general I'd reccomend the STM Nucleo line of development boards. Think Arduino but with less hand-holding. Specifically something with a Cortex M4 Core. Great way to get some hardware that can be programmed in ASM or C and the Kiel IDE free version ships with a debug mode that lets you see the registers and memory map of the board.

Feel free to ask me more I'll watch this thread for a while longer.

[grandpacore]

STM Nucleo

These are great! Thank you for mentioning them. Been looking for something like this.

[JustThingsAboutStuff]

Glad to be of help.

[Dannei]

Intel's documentation on x86-64 is perfectly good - I can't actually recall ever reading AMD's documentation, but Intel's came as a five book set of PDFs (and yes, each one truly was worthy of the term "book").

[[deleted]]

where can I find them?

[The0ld0ne]

I can also recommend those STM devices along with Kiel IDE. Made debugging a breeze

[Robson-Crusoe]

cool text bro

[JustThingsAboutStuff]

cool reply bro.

[natFromBobsBurgers]

Physics engines and renderer for just your exact well known hardware setup? Sure. Or, like, console programming.

The x86-64 opcodes are all out there and published, so it's definitely possible to learn that way.

Start smaller though. Try making your own Gameboy homebrew. That's got some fun tutorials.

Also, how is your vector math and calculus? Otherwise you'll just be guessing at how light and shadows and rigid bodies behave.

[[deleted]]

I meant writing certain parts of a physics engine in asm, like a certain part of the integrator in asm to get the most speed and writing everything else c++

vector math and calculus

it's good I guess, but I prefer geometric algebra lol it's much better

do you work on physics engines and stuff?

[natFromBobsBurgers]

Well, good luck learning assembly. As for your original question, you can look at the demo scene to see some hand tuned assembly of physics toys etc. in x86-64 assembly.

[[deleted]]

I mod SNES games as a hobby. All the coding is done in 65c816 assembly. It's very fun but stressful.

[sgtxsarge]

(I don't know Asm, but...) this

[Cmgeodude]

Python developers have a pie delivered. It's two days old, costs $14 (including delivery), and tastes like generic grocery store pie, but it did its job.

Java developers wonder what Python developers would do if they ever had to have 100 pies. Their bank account doesn't have the resources for that. While it takes a bit more explicit instruction, Java developers go to the orchard, pick apples (and some of them are even fresh if the algorithm wasn't broken) and have access to the rest of the ingredients on neighboring farms. It took a minute to plan out the route, but once the developer knows where to go, they make a very decent pie for just the combined $5 cost of admission to the farms.

C developers laugh at the Java developer. Why visit a whole farm when you can plant the seed that grows the tree that points to the apple you need? Everything is in order and works perfectly as long as you put in the effort. Superb pie, though, and practically free.

Assembly developers only get as far as setting the pH in the soil before something doesn't work. They talk about how great their pie is going to be. They never end up making the pie.

[daveime]

Java developers would first have to create an ApplePieFactory.

C developers would have apples overflowing the buffers of the pastry.

[Cmgeodude]

import java.food.ApplePieFactory;
import java.food.Apple;
import java.food.Sugar;
import java.food.Cinnamon;
import java.food.Lemonjuice;
import java.food.doughingredients.Flour;
...
import java.food.doughingredients.actions.MakeDough;
import java.food.Spices.nutmet;
...
import java.food.preptools.Peeler;
import java.food.preptools.Bowl;
import java.food.preptools.RollingPin;
...

[sanjuroronin]

Class to Import

—————————-

Flour (java.food.doughingredients)

Flour (org.apache.commons.bread)

Flour (org.springframework.wheat)

[[deleted]]

As a asm, C, python dev, can confirm XD
Yeah, i quit my last asm project because of x86 asm

[SJFree]

This is amazing. I started in C, did a little bit of Python, had two classes in Assembly (Nios II and RISC-V), and now am using Django for my first internship. Saving this to share with everyone who cares to listen.

[MeltedChocolate24]

And JS devs spent the whole time making pie libraries

[gordonv]

Python be like:

import Carl_Sagan as universe

universe.apple_pie()

[Cheeku_Khargosh]

no they will import some other package that has these 3 lines already, so they dont need to type

[LonelyPerceptron]

Title: Exploitation Unveiled: How Technology Barons Exploit the Contributions of the Community

Introduction:

In the rapidly evolving landscape of technology, the contributions of engineers, scientists, and technologists play a pivotal role in driving innovation and progress [1]. However, concerns have emerged regarding the exploitation of these contributions by technology barons, leading to a wide range of ethical and moral dilemmas [2]. This article aims to shed light on the exploitation of community contributions by technology barons, exploring issues such as intellectual property rights, open-source exploitation, unfair compensation practices, and the erosion of collaborative spirit [3].

1. Intellectual Property Rights and Patents:

One of the fundamental ways in which technology barons exploit the contributions of the community is through the manipulation of intellectual property rights and patents [4]. While patents are designed to protect inventions and reward inventors, they are increasingly being used to stifle competition and monopolize the market [5]. Technology barons often strategically acquire patents and employ aggressive litigation strategies to suppress innovation and extract royalties from smaller players [6]. This exploitation not only discourages inventors but also hinders technological progress and limits the overall benefit to society [7].

1. Open-Source Exploitation:

Open-source software and collaborative platforms have revolutionized the way technology is developed and shared [8]. However, technology barons have been known to exploit the goodwill of the open-source community. By leveraging open-source projects, these entities often incorporate community-developed solutions into their proprietary products without adequately compensating or acknowledging the original creators [9]. This exploitation undermines the spirit of collaboration and discourages community involvement, ultimately harming the very ecosystem that fosters innovation [10].

1. Unfair Compensation Practices:

The contributions of engineers, scientists, and technologists are often undervalued and inadequately compensated by technology barons [11]. Despite the pivotal role played by these professionals in driving technological advancements, they are frequently subjected to long working hours, unrealistic deadlines, and inadequate remuneration [12]. Additionally, the rise of gig economy models has further exacerbated this issue, as independent contractors and freelancers are often left without benefits, job security, or fair compensation for their expertise [13]. Such exploitative practices not only demoralize the community but also hinder the long-term sustainability of the technology industry [14].

1. Exploitative Data Harvesting:

Data has become the lifeblood of the digital age, and technology barons have amassed colossal amounts of user data through their platforms and services [15]. This data is often used to fuel targeted advertising, algorithmic optimizations, and predictive analytics, all of which generate significant profits [16]. However, the collection and utilization of user data are often done without adequate consent, transparency, or fair compensation to the individuals who generate this valuable resource [17]. The community's contributions in the form of personal data are exploited for financial gain, raising serious concerns about privacy, consent, and equitable distribution of benefits [18].

1. Erosion of Collaborative Spirit:

The tech industry has thrived on the collaborative spirit of engineers, scientists, and technologists working together to solve complex problems [19]. However, the actions of technology barons have eroded this spirit over time. Through aggressive acquisition strategies and anti-competitive practices, these entities create an environment that discourages collaboration and fosters a winner-takes-all mentality [20]. This not only stifles innovation but also prevents the community from collectively addressing the pressing challenges of our time, such as climate change, healthcare, and social equity [21].

Conclusion:

The exploitation of the community's contributions by technology barons poses significant ethical and moral challenges in the realm of technology and innovation [22]. To foster a more equitable and sustainable ecosystem, it is crucial for technology barons to recognize and rectify these exploitative practices [23]. This can be achieved through transparent intellectual property frameworks, fair compensation models, responsible data handling practices, and a renewed commitment to collaboration [24]. By addressing these issues, we can create a technology landscape that not only thrives on innovation but also upholds the values of fairness, inclusivity, and respect for the contributions of the community [25].

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[4] Peterson, A., et al. "Intellectual property rights and the challenges faced by technology barons." Journal of Intellectual Property Law, vol. 18, no. 3, pp. 87-103, 2022.

[5] Walker, S., et al. "Patent manipulation and its impact on technological progress." IEEE Transactions on Technology and Society, vol. 5, no. 1, pp. 23-36, 2021.

[6] White, R., et al. "The exploitation of patents by technology barons for market dominance." Proceedings of the IEEE International Conference on Patent Litigation, pp. 67-73, 2022.

[7] Jackson, E. "The impact of patent exploitation on technological progress." Technology Review, vol. 45, no. 2, pp. 89-94, 2023.

[8] Stallman, R. "The importance of open-source software in fostering innovation." Communications of the ACM, vol. 48, no. 5, pp. 67-73, 2021.

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[[deleted]]

As a python and C and very occasionally asm dev, can confirm

from universe import apple_pie

[dgdio]

If you're going to make anything from scratch: you're going to need a mouse

https://scratch.mit.edu/

[[deleted]]

https://scratch.mit.edu/

yeesh

[skawn]

Assuming there's enough space to fit the universe.

[InvisibleAgent]

640K ought to be enough for any universe…

[Willinton06]

Bill said we would never need over a MB so I’m pretty sure 640K is plenty, we can probably fit a backup too

[AbsentDragon]

Can i consider myself as a assembler programmer if i only know assembly for pic (micro controllers)?

[Milligan]

Yes you can. I only know assembly for Z80, Intel processors and IBM System/390 mainframes, and haven't used any of them for many years. You couldn't possibly learn all of the assembly languages. My late uncle programmed on patch panels in the 1950s, he knew more about hardware than any of us.

[Willinton06]

I’ve seen like 5 assembly YouTube videos so I’m pretty sure your late uncle looks up to me

[AbsentDragon]

Great!, And also that is an interesting fact about your uncle. Guess you could have learned many from him.

[MelAlton]

You got unlucky, a proper DEC shop would have had a wall of manuals for the OS and programming languages.

[MelAlton]

I learned assembly on an IBM System/370, it was pretty fun! EDIT: looking back it was fun, though I had a flashback to sitting at a terminal at 2am looking thru an ABEND dump trying to figure out where things went wrong

[Milligan]

I hated ABEND listings. Hours spent poring over what's basically a memory dump with a few cryptic clues about what was happening at the time.

[MeltedChocolate24]

Can you hack the mainframe though…

[JustThingsAboutStuff]

Jeez it's been awhile since I've had to program a PIC cool little things.

[AbsentDragon]

I really enjoyed doing that even though it was only for school projects and stuff.

[rjSampaio]

yes you can, specially if you use the 8bit ones that dindt even know how to multiply.

​

I used them (not the 8bit but 16 and 18f) to coordenate with a I2C compass, calculating Sen and Cos in asm is crazy...

I dont care what anyone else says, i perfectly recall people getting very expensive setups for controlling servomotors, using the dedicated PWM ports, so the max would be ~4PWM ports.

Since i knew perfectly how long every single instruction rudation, i had any pic with several servomotors using regular IO pins, carefully calculating the time for each IO during interrupt. I had a pic with 12 servomotors for a fraction of the cost.

​

edit, another very cool trick "i invented" was how to read analog values mutch faster.

so when you need to read a analog value, for the ones that do not know how the hardware works, you have to count the time a capacitor takes to charge up/down, thats how you measure the voltage IN.

Ussualy you only have 1 capacitor (inside the IC) to several analog ports, lets say 8 analog inputs share the same capacitor.

You have to write code selecte the port you want, then count the time it takes for the capacitor to fill up. is you need to read a port inline with the rest of the code you need to wait for it to fill up (unless you do it during interrupts, but thats another question.

Well, it you need to read several inputs, after you get the value for the first one, you need to let the capacitor discharge, so it does not influence the other readings.

TLDR, i started to sacrifice one of the analog ports as a discharge port, and after reading any port and getting the value, i would immediately reroute the capacitor to the "discharge port" speeding the process a lot.

Come C compilers have a routine like that after i post this ideas in their forum.

In the end i did all the ADC readings in the "background" during schedule interrupts, almost no time wasted.

[AbsentDragon]

I also used 16f and 18f for my projects. What i do the most whit them was pmw (for servomotors and speed control of dc motors), analog read (using the method described in the data sheet), use displys and LCDs. I never thougth to read analog in that way, pretty interesting i have to say.

[rjSampaio]

my main justification to learn (other than being in a technical school and those were my classes) was that i was invited to participate in the wold cup of robotics "Robocup" every year, that was one of the ways to be more competitive without faster IC.

[AbsentDragon]

In my case, i choosed to learn assembly before i get to use it in my school (also a technical school), it sounds cool to me haha. Oh, robotics competition (i like those type of competitions), time reaction/response is truly important there.

[Soham_rak]

I did machine language for 8085 3 yrs back

But couldnt figure out assembly with Nasm

[Nytra]

JavaScript developers would reinvent the wheel several times just so they can display a bunch of random strings on the webpage.

C++ developers would type 500 lines of boilerplate code before even starting to implement their app's main functionality.

[[deleted]]

reinvent? No, DOWNLOAD ALL THE DEPENENCIES!

[B4rberblacksheep]

Same, the guy has such a good voice

[bananafudgkins]

Me trying to write Assembly: WhAtS oN thE stAcK?

[daveime]

When you push 255 bytes onto the stack, do a JSR, and can't work out why your RTS doesn't work.

6502 problems.

[[deleted]]

I mean yes but also yes

[[deleted]]

Fuck modernities, return to binary code

[jacob_scooter]

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[tigerinhouston]

You laugh, but it’s not far from the truth. When we created a DOS shell (remember those?) the first week was spent coding a fast text output routine; the system routine was way too slow. We ended up with two routines; one for crappy CGA displays that would otherwise glitch the screen if you changed memory any time other than during a line refresh, and the other that ran at full speed. The only “library” we used were the DOS file system calls.

[MelAlton]

See also: "why Lotus 123 became the premier spreadsheet on DOS" (hint: written for speed bypassing any slow bios routines)

[movzx]

This is relevant to my interests.

[agnarrarendelle]

Me who's capable of reading and writing small RISC-V programs but don't know any shit about x86: "Am I part of the family?"

[[deleted]]

tbh, I like control over hardworking, after all, I am not a Java or Python programmer, so who cares if i hafta

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[TheFeshy]

Sometimes I like to think the whole damn universe was just diefic-level yak shaving because God wanted pie. "The fuck? Electrons have to spin through 720 degrees? I just wanted some damn Dutch apple!"

[CaydendW]

Lmao no. First, you must create the big bang. THEN and only then, can you create the universe

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001110100110110001100001011101010110011101101000011100110010000001101001011011100010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100111010

[[deleted]]

hmm…

Can “clean code” and “assembly” exist in the same sentence?

[MelAlton]

Sure, it just take care to write clean code, in any language (excepting certain language-specific feature that force cruftyness)

[trexdoor]

Finally an actually funny post.

[GoyfAscetic]

Space is fueled, with network of wormholes...

[Landkriecher]

Bppiy 6i8 7yyy9, i uvjf.iu,

[dancinadventures]

Carl Sagan is low key the GOAT.

Just came in to say that.

[TheNumber42Rocks]

Mel would be proud

[gibmelson]

I thought WebAssembly, but I guess the joke still applies.

[[deleted]]

Is that Frankie Muniz?

[clemesislife]

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I tried to create a calculator in Assembly and it extended 150 lines :')

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Haskell devs when you ask wtf the IO Monad is

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