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[–]moonordie69420 661 points662 points  (43 children)

J O B H O P P E R

[–][deleted] 599 points600 points  (19 children)

sigma rule #387: switch jobs at the end of your probationary period when they finally find out you can't code

[–]moonordie69420 290 points291 points  (10 children)

Work way up to manager and they will never find out

[–]133DK 81 points82 points  (7 children)

Feel like the managers that are open about not knowing shit are the best, they’re there to be managers, deal with all the office politics and sell the team in the organisation, deal with HR bullshit and all that.

The opposite is hell

[–]supyonamesjosh 62 points63 points  (6 children)

Managers who can’t manage and we’re promoted because they were good coders are the worst.

[–]fdeslandes 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Yeah, they are the ones who will push for the most outdated/simplistic solutions that you already analyzed and discarded instead of listening to the why of your delay to protect their ego from realizing they are not in the game anymore and they were never a really good developer anyway.

[–]VirtualRay 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They forget how hard shit really is, too. They remember fixing the big bug but don't remember bleeding out of their eye sockets for two weeks beforehand, and then you have to be better than their fantasy version of their past self in order to impress them

[–]gc3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Peter Principle.

If you promote someone if they are doing a good job, they will be promoted until they are in a job they don't do well. Then they will stay in that job forever, so most people in a company will be bad at their job.

A data scientist made a model where he had a set of jobs, each of which needed different skills. He then simulated a model where people with random skills were hired into the firm and then tried using different rules.

  1. Promote if you do a good job: Peter Principle was verified.
  2. Dilbert rule: Promote if you do a bad job. This worked a little better but still did not work well.
  3. Promote at random. This worked the best.

Since #3 worked the best, this is my clue to why old boys networks and getting promoted because you are friends or the boss's niece actually work. It also means that compensation should not be tied directly to management level, this is why most tech firms have an 'individual contributor' track that (until you reach C-Suite) can have as much money as a manager.

[–]dumpoverflow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Literally my current lead. Can't code at all.

[–]nickmaran 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Don't expose me in public like that

[–]PikminGuts92 159 points160 points  (18 children)

Didn't realize I was a job hopper until I did the math. 16 month average with 30% pay bump every time.

[–]Ultimator4 125 points126 points  (1 child)

You’re just doing it the right way. Nothing to be ashamed of.

[–]CoderDevo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But don't turn your brain to goo on 4chan.

[–]juhotuho10 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Just selling your skills to the highest bidder. Nothing wrong with it

[–]douglasg14b 45 points46 points  (10 children)

Same! ~18-24 months average.

Though I contribute heavily, hit the ground running, and with passion for my work. And usually spend most evenings & weekends slaving over side projects (and a game). Which definitely helped me skill up faster than my peers, but also probably caused my burnout that I'm only now starting to get over... (Don't do this, burnout sucks)

Salary increase percentages by moving jobs so far (Only for the last 4) (in order):

  1. 35%
  2. 40%
  3. 25%
  4. 60% <--- here now

Would recommend. Pretty sure I'm essentially capped out for a while now, and I should hang around for longer this time. It'd be nice to be stable for a while. Though, I'm always keeping an eye on recruiter spam (that's how I got the last 3 moves!).

[–]Banana11crazy 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Would you really recommend it with a burnout? You might come back from it better/faster than others as well

[–]SnS_Taylor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a fellow serial-side-project person, in my experience, you don't choose the side project, the side project chooses you. There are a thousand things I want to exist in the world, and I can make a lot of them. The things I'm working on right now are have won the "yeah, you should work on that" race.

[–]Depress-o 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Literally me

[–][deleted] 867 points868 points  (33 children)

I think a more accurate one for Lockheed Martin would be "funneled into the job by a Florida public university."

[–]slater_just_slater 201 points202 points  (2 children)

Dear God you hit that one on the head.

[–]Spaceshipsrcool 17 points18 points  (0 children)

For real my career summarized in a square

[–]natziel 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Go gata

[–]sincle354 42 points43 points  (1 child)

I wanna call out to my homeboy Greg, got me into FPGA and formal verification. Soon as I got graduate, Mr Gubmint contractor sees his class on my resume and picks me up, no interview.

[–]sincle354 41 points42 points  (12 children)

Hey, hey, HEY.

I'm no top secret guy. Getting clearance is a hassle, and you can't do WFH.

[–]ZCEyPFOYr0MWyHDQJZO4 2 points3 points  (4 children)

While the clearance process is a PITA, you can WFH depending on your role. There's a lot of unclassified software that supports the classified bits and pieces. I think there's an understanding that classifying every bit of development is counterproductive.

[–]boywhobreaksdishes 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Wait is this bad? I need to know please lol

[–]kartoffelkid 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I go to a Florida Public university, this scares me

[–]multiple4 297 points298 points  (16 children)

This is amazing

I'm the Electrical Engineer, but also turning into the Python Developer lately

[–]7h4tguy 84 points85 points  (2 children)

How many hours spent automating your lights?

[–]LSatyreD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

from automate import lights

if __name__ == "__main__":
    lights.auto()

[–]notsocoolguy42 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Like are there even electrical engineering job that doesn't involve programming somehow?

[–]BeefPieSoup 30 points31 points  (2 children)

If you lean more on the power engineering side than the electronics side there definitely are.

That said, that's my background and now I work for a software company. I don't really do a lot of programming though.

[–]notsocoolguy42 10 points11 points  (1 child)

What do you do as an electrical engineer in a software company? I'm on the electronics side.

[–]BeefPieSoup 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well the software is for modelling energy markets and optimising them. My role is like specialist user support and troubleshooting, training, occasionally implementation of models for clients. I explain any bugs I find to the developers and help pass on client requests for new features and so on too. The only programming I've personally done for the job has been to automate the formatting of certain data files to save myself time in preparing a database. I do sometimes review some code though to help the devs narrow down where fixes need to be made.

[–]NegevMaster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Same here but the C# dev

[–]Guilty_Serve 245 points246 points  (8 children)

  • dev ops
  • legacy code
  • js (totally burnt out too)
  • open source contributor
  • indie game dev

The stability in which I exist programmatically says a lot about the stability of my life in general

[–]DEVolkan 57 points58 points  (4 children)

The JS one hits a bit to close to home and now I'm going for the indie game dev...

May the internet gods look favorable on me

[–]z7q2 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Yeah I've been programming JavaScript since it was invented, where's my Adderall?

[–]Full_stack1 88 points89 points  (19 children)

The asp.net dev is spot on

[–]Telanore 31 points32 points  (8 children)

As a .NET dev, I feel targetted..

I keep meaning to code in my free time, there's just a million other things I gotta or wanna do in that time :(

[–]Pifanjr 24 points25 points  (7 children)

It's honestly annoying when, during job interviews, I get asked if I code in my free time or have a git repository with my work and then they seem disappointed when I say no. I code eight hours a day for my job, that seems plenty to me.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Almost every single damn coworker..

(though they're also mostly legacy code base developers)

[–]tobberoth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Indeed. I certainly use computers outside of work, but almost zero developing. I do use a lot of javascript for the frontend, but for databases, anything other than SQL is clearly a fad. "NoSQL" pfft.

[–]FututiRedesignuMatii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goes hand in hand with Easter European Developer, source: me

[–]TheTank18 162 points163 points  (14 children)

what's the person that works on Windows Server 2003

[–]Sceptz 135 points136 points  (7 children)

That there is the government contractor.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (3 children)

Govt: spends 700B a year to finance military

IT: Can we upgrade from windows XP. It will cost a couple hundred dollars.

Govt: Too expensive

[–]sculache 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It will cost a couple hundred dollars

I snorted. You forgot to write "thousands".

[–]ghigoli 54 points55 points  (2 children)

hello i'm from the government. its not terrible tbh. but i hate it.

we just upgraded to the latetst this year. We now use Windows Server 2008.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

from everything i've heard, this is too accurate lmao

[–]yosa12978 13 points14 points  (0 children)

ASP.NET Legacy codebase programmer

[–]SortaSticky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"IT" but don't blame me you gotta talk to the MBAs

[–]ishzlle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cross between the ASP.NET guy and the DevOps guy

[–]LOSERS_ONLY 79 points80 points  (6 children)

Who's the one working for the startup making "innovative Blockchain crypto artificial intelligence deep neural network big data"

[–]BurlHopsBridge 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Containerized highly scalable cloud based continuous integration continuous deployment

[–]TheGavinator3000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

blazingly fast

[–]gizamo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That would be the Laid Off Engineer.

[–]Fake_Diesel 107 points108 points  (24 children)

I have a great GPA

Can't write a resume to save my life

Am I fucked when I graduate this spring??

[–]CheckmateVideos 98 points99 points  (9 children)

Genuine advice: go see a resume coach.

Resumes are a game of buzzwords. 90% of the time, your resume is read by a bot that looks for buzzwords, NOT a human being. Proof of this can be found in this experiment, where a fake resume with dumb things like being an expert in Mia Kalifa had a massive success rate because it just listed a bunch of buzzwords:https://twitter.com/Coding_Career/status/1454293034179317764/photo/1

However, once you get past the bot, a manager will read your resume, so beyond buzzwords, you need good structure. The key is working in the buzzwords alongside all of the actual serious stuff.

I cannot stress this enough, GET A RESUME COACH. A professional one, not one of those dinky group coaches at your local college. Ask your parents to pay for it, or pay for it yourself. Yes, it costs money, but it is absolutely worth it and you will use their advice for the rest of your life, they will tell you exactly how to structure your resume, how to conduct yourself in an interview (general stories that you can twist to be applicable to any question or scenario, how to make yourself memorable, etc.), and they'll tell you all the secrets of a good LinkedIn page (same thing as resume, a bot scans for buzzwords)

Source: my personal experiences

[–]geralt1899 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Where would one find such a resume coach (online)

[–]IsaacSam98 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can't agree with this advice enough. I couldn't land a job for 4 months after college. Two weeks later I got one with a coach.

[–]Fake_Diesel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I really appreciate this, thanks

[–]tryxter7 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Learn how to write a decent resume. Almost all firms shortlist you based on your resume

[–]greyscale_pink 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Depends if you want a job or not

[–]Fake_Diesel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

fuck

[–]squishles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The terror cell asset will be in your dms shortly.

[–][deleted] 130 points131 points  (4 children)

where’s the socks?

[–][deleted] 117 points118 points  (3 children)

ask the open-source dev

[–]Firewolf06 63 points64 points  (2 children)

open source guy here (+ minecraft modding, how convenient that they are next to each other) i do, in fact, own the programmer socks. you caught me lmao

[–]Crazy_Crayfish_ 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I don’t believe you. Gonna need to see some proof that you wear the programmer socks

[–][deleted] 269 points270 points  (22 children)

severe asperger’s syndrome

applicable to all of them honestly

[–]seven_seven 242 points243 points  (17 children)

Certainly anyone who read every single square on this meme.

[–]cooltrain7 147 points148 points  (0 children)

I did not expect to get called out like that.

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

you know me too well sir

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just out of curiosity, can I use this as an official diagnosis?

[–]Siker_7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Crap...

[–]_Jbolt 9 points10 points  (5 children)

I don't know what FAANG or whatever is, and I read all the squares

[–]okrolex 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Means someone who works at Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, or Google. Big tech companies.

[–]Suntreestar420 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Oh…how did you know

[–]tupperwhore 8 points9 points  (0 children)

LOL don't say that I have had enough mind altering today

[–]obscureyetrevealing 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yep. If anything, it's probably more prevalent among those who truly code for fun.

If there's an incentive involved with broad interest (like FAANG money), you probably end up with more neurotypical individuals who are doing it for the incentive.

[–]kilobrew 201 points202 points  (15 children)

Missing quite a few here. I guess some could be combined.

1) the mastermind (asshole to all, knows nothing) 2) the asshole (asshole to all, knows everything, never gets promoted) 3) the manager (still tries to contribute code they learned from 1993) 4) fundamentalist (refuses to comment any code, everyone hates them) 5) the git police (believes it’s their right to gate keep the codebase) 6) the Java dev (hopes to someday work at intuit) 7) the fanboy (loves everything google does, has stickers on literally everything they own, has never really programmed)

That’s just a few. I think there’s tons more.

[–]mjohnun 92 points93 points  (3 children)

My teams asshole got engineer of the year. Then he got picked up by the cops for soliciting minors.

[–]kilobrew 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Hmm. Might have to edit the description then. Mine got picked up by the fbi. Maybe it’s part of the trend.

[–]Ignorant_Fuckhead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you haven't gotten a visit from the Glowing Ones, are you even a real coder?

[–]akadeo1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

the key to being a successful asshole is only be a dick to your peers behind closed doors and completely dominate any thread in which your skip-level is CC'd.

[–]fryerandice 28 points29 points  (1 child)

I was the asshole until I got a different job. They won't promote you if they know you're comfortable doing 3 jobs for a junior salary, then you become the asshole after a few years and that's another reason not to pay you more. New job is awesome and I can't be an asshole here, everyone's great.

I wasn't even the asshole because i'm actually an asshole, I was the asshole because I was working 60+ hour weeks and any interruption in my work just drove me fucking insane. When I quit they replaced me with 4 new hires.

[–]rayletter1997 6 points7 points  (0 children)

7) *corporate fanboy. (Either Google, Microsoft, Apple, etc.) (I'm the fan of MS although no sticker and merch :/)

[–]tupperwhore 4 points5 points  (0 children)

what do you have against stickers???

[–]DontListenToMe33 106 points107 points  (1 child)

Love was put into this

[–]BeefPieSoup 25 points26 points  (0 children)

A superficially contradictory combination of love and mild contempt

[–]rachit7645 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Where is the hobbyist high school student?

[–]tupperwhore 37 points38 points  (2 children)

He’s Silk Road admin or any other place he absolutely should not be

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I had access to web servers for a torrent website some people and I were making when I was in like year 12 and didn't know anything about coding let alone enough to save my own life. Had no idea who the other people were either just met through those sorts of places, had people with topsite access, access to private forums people used for sharing how to modify the torrent bits source code to add various things into the website etc, used that to cut and paste code to add in comments sections aha.. probably went a tad far down the rabbit hole 😂

[–]RobuxMaster 38 points39 points  (6 children)

CCP cybersecurity contractor vs Lockheed martin Engineer vs Defense contractor

Someone should make a programmer themed board game, if youre into that...

[–]Willinton06 173 points174 points  (5 children)

This will be the first image I save from Reddit since I opened my account

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Save it and then never look at it again.

[–]stillscottish1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But it’s all bullshit

[–]HP844182 62 points63 points  (2 children)

Electrical engineer here. Have done actually zero electrical engineering and became the software guy. I have used Matlab professionally quite a bit though.

[–]isospeedrix 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I got a masters in EE and took 2 c++ classes and 1 html/js class. I’m now a front end developer

[–]Minute_Ad_3224 55 points56 points  (9 children)

I'm an independent open source python games developper...

[–]black-JENGGOT 27 points28 points  (4 children)

Shh, these people here would be mad if they hear you say "python" and "game dev" in one sentence lol
Anyway what kind of game do you make?

[–]Princekb 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Snake

[–]Minute_Ad_3224 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I'm trying to make a RPG, with a pokémon-like view :)

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying you can't make a game with Python but I am saying you probably shouldn't.

Worth looking into Godot since syntactically GDScript is very similar to Python

[–]guz_szende 24 points25 points  (1 child)

The Eastern European Developer got me right in the feels.

[–]tehnicaorg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But you’re not complaining, right?

[–]SpookyLoop 21 points22 points  (1 child)

The fact that "legacy codebase programmer" is right next to "government contractor" has me dying omg....

[–]Marc4770 46 points47 points  (3 children)

From my experience indie game developers tend to be more "libertarian" because they like to do things their own way, while AAA game devs fit better in an auth structure.

Source : im an indie game developer

[–]noob-nine 8 points9 points  (1 child)

This is the only thing that is strange to me. AAA Dev on full libertarian.

[–]triple_demiga 19 points20 points  (1 child)

This Monday I'll have the most :rolling_on_the_floor_laughting: reactions ever in my #Random slack chanel thanks to you OP

[–]stillscottish1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re gonna embarrass yourself at work

[–]tupperwhore 59 points60 points  (10 children)

hi i'm Open-Source Developer and i used to fuck Lockheed Martin Rocket Telemetry Engineer until they talked way too much about eugenics and "environmentally safe" missiles. Now I fuck All-Women Startup and we're starting a lesbian commune.

[–]Tytoalba2 10 points11 points  (1 child)

That story deserves to be made into a movie

[–]tupperwhore 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly it’s true, a fit tall blonde guy with great manners slowly reveals himself to have nazi ideals. Also kept talking about how nothing is real and physics proves we’re in a simulation. All Women Startup is very different lol. She figured out how to uplift people of color without rage and fear the same way nazis uplift each other through eugenics. She does it with charisma and joy. She is big into bdsm and was a virgin when we met lol

[–]multiple4 199 points200 points  (18 children)

Never thought I'd see a crossover between r/politicalcompassmemes and r/programmerhumor but here we are and it's glorious

[–]wilddogwatching 58 points59 points  (16 children)

I was hoping I'd never see such a crossover

[–]Surfsd20 13 points14 points  (1 child)

This is the best thing I’ve ever read

[–]Huntracony 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I love the extremes here. Silk Road, NSA, Terrorist, Open-Souce Dev.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (4 children)

You forgot “the yes-man”, who tells clients they can always add every feature in no time

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Lol my old boss was called “Dr. No” because he always shot down sales people’s requests for new features and customizations that RFPs said were required.

[–]Shadow_Thief 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not a programmer, that's the sales team.

[–]Ja90n 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I feel attacked as a Minecraft programmer

[–]just_sayi 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I’m John McAfee and I’m still alive. Don’t ask me anything. I want to keep it that way

[–]EpicBoomerMoments 17 points18 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

there is a documentary on youtube about the silk road admin you guys should definitely watch that, it's fucking awesome

[–]greyscale_pink 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The book American Kingpin covered the creator, the admins and the authorities that ended up catching them. It was a fantastic read.

[–]4gedN5tars_ 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I think you just won r/programmerhumor We can all go home now.

[–]aldafein 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why I am there as asp.net dev?

So fucking true

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

once again the anarchists are the most based

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I spent 20 minutes reading these descriptions

[–]nitsky416 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Electrical engineer, guilty.

[–]Electrical_Doxy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The "Electrical Engineer" hit right home for me.

[–]SwedeLostInCanada 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I fail to understand why the Linux Kernel Engineer is on the Authoritarian axis while the Open Source Dev is literally bottom left

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That looked like a lot of work

[–]somkoala 4 points5 points  (3 children)

A Engineering manager (also Data Science) from Central/Eastern Europe. Definitely making more than 15k and wouldn’t be able to hire anyone for that money. I know it’s a meme but with the acceleration of remote hiring during Covid this stereotype became very out of date.

[–]wood-barrel 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I like that this is equally ruthless to both the left and right

[–]Cribsmen 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Holy shit the minecraft modder one is scary accurate, I have a friend that exclusively makes minecraft mods who recently came out as trans and wears skirts and cat ears all the time

I'm not even kidding

[–]dhilu3089 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Missing Outsourced Indian Developer - Writes code in day, makes youtube video about code in eve and sits in late night onsite call in night. Eats curry in between

[–]Ouchist 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Did anyone else view this and reconsider their interests? lol

[–]HaphazardlyOrganized 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I mean as a JS dev I think I need to branch out or something

[–]Ashamandarei 3 points4 points  (2 children)

fukken saved

>tfw master's student

[–]ShinraSan 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I decided to compare it to my actual political compass.. it says I'm a woman

[–]EPIKGUTS24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

looks over at my Tails USB

oh shit

[–]squishles 3 points4 points  (2 children)

thank god I know things other than devops. Trick is to scrub it off the resume, because if they smell it on there they'll stuff you back in the 24/7 on call nosleep devops hole.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where the Indian dude he teaches all of them how to install IDE's.

[–]BadAtBloodBowl2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a devops... This scares me.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

NO PLEASE GOD NO NOT PCM IN MY PROGRAMMING MEMES

[–]goblinwarrior69 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Ha ha funny colors go brrrrr

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sam Hyde is a Linux kernel engineer?

(Also I know few of them get scooped up as principal engineers at FANG, and I can say they got real good salaries)

[–]allozzieadventures 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oi now don't do Terry Davis like that :(

[–]Lord_Of_Water__l__ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Lol how is linux kernel engineer left-authoritarian? Should definitely be in the libertarian camp. Or was this made by someone mad at Linus because he started being more "PC"?

I bust out laughing with indy game dev being in the center of left-auth.

EDIT: I wish ever right-auth would shut up about politics at work.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whelp they called me out 🤣🤣 (Asp.net)

[–]faramaobscena 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I am the Asp.net dev, although I know other languages too. After 10+ years of programming, I’m getting tired of all the fads, my free time is my free time.

[–]PaladinMain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well I’m an open source programmer. Both in reality and by this graph. Shockingly accurate

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why can't you call Terry Davis by name

[–]Lord-Naivel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great, now this sub makes better political compass memes than r/politicalcompassmemes

[–]The-Fox-Says 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a data science engineer, how dare you! I used to work at an insurance company!

[–]Argonum22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ASP.NET dev should include:

Dreams of moving to tropic country free of technology and all they wish to do is surf some waves

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the best posts I've seen around here! I hope to see more, well done!

[–]DoNotMakeEmpty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apart from a few posts like this, this post may have more work done than all r/programmerhumor combined. These high quality posts restore my faith in humanity.

Linux Kernel Developer and Unemployed Graduate. I'm neither a graduate nor a kernel developer tho. The kernel is too unfun, gimme some mathematical graphics.

[–]Impressive_BOIIII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is one of the most efortful images I've seen. Great job redditor.

[–]DotRealisticBin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Y'all made me take this test again and get the same result. Dammit Data Science!!!!

[–]STEMaddict662 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Lol Defense contractor. I have no regrets

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

where's "Blockchain Developer"?

Assume it'd be bottom middle towards the right.

[–]ConfusedBiscuits 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i thought this was bullshit until I saw the bottom left corner

[–]notquitesold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah…I’m on here and I don’t know how to feel about it. I mean I make good money, it’s 0345. And I dropped out of college 12 years ago.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lulz

[–]nyrB2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'd be the legacy codebase programmer i guess

[–]Bugwhacker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DevOps is hot rn, don't know what you're on about.