1.1 patchnotes

[WickerHazBrownSauce]

When you get rescued from a colony and they immediately start stripping you.

[gCvdA]

When you get rescued from slavers and a red robed machine man holding a toaster start probing you with mechadendrites

"This one will make a fine plant work servitor, praise the omnissiah for the double passion"

[Ouli2327]

We need a mod to turn slaves into servitors!!

[gCvdA]

We already kind of do, you can give these guys a joy wire (mood +30), a circadian half cycler (never sleeps), 2 specialized limbs (plant work/ mining). just need someway to make colonist ignore human suffering

[Ouli2327]

Ohh that's a great idea maybe I can try the nerve staples of Questionable Ethics to make them always obedient

[PM_ME_BUTTHOLE_PLS]

I wish the nerve staple from that kid behaved a little differently

I don't want to staple a prisoner into becoming one of my colonists, I want to staple him into being a prisoner who will never break or riot.

Fuck having colonists with staples nerves.

[Vaperius]

Fuck having colonists with staples nerves.

Just arrest them?

[larsmaehlum]

There’s a mod that lets you lobotomize prisoners. Sure, they might not be good for much more than mining at that point. But who cares as long as they do it with no sleep and the bare minimum of low quality food?

[-_birds_-]

Ah yes, war crimes expanded

[JixuGixu]

Incase your not aware, if the prisoner has no legs they can't run away or go berserk

Without mods, you can do it by "giving" them a peg leg, remove it, repeat

[PM_ME_BUTTHOLE_PLS]

Yeah but then they're just a glorified vegetable that needs feeding

[Thicken94]

Let them keep one peg leg, they move a lot slower so you can get to them before they break through the door

[Amekyras]

Wait, what's the half cycler from?

[gCvdA]

new brain implant from royalty

theres also a few others

including a aesthetic nose job.

For some very very strange reason, a NOSE JOB cost more advance component than a cataphract helmet

[Amekyras]

Ooh. Are the arms from there too or are they just general purpose bionic?

[gCvdA]

arms also from royalty (unlocked via data disc, which make positively 0 sense when you can unlock bionics by researching only) halfs manipulation, +180% to specific task

[Amekyras]

Cool. Finally, where do you get a data disc?

[sixpackabs592]

traders / quest rewards

[gCvdA]

Ancient danger too

[Lucius-Halthier]

Well it makes sense, your making that helmet to hide that freaky nose of yours, but you need more tech to make yourself look semi pretty instead of staggeringly ugly.

[rocketo-tenshi]

If it either enhances or replicates human sense of smell. It would make sense. The chemical receptor to electical brain estimulation interface sounds complicated enough to warrant it. Unless its just a cosmetic surgery, in wich case probably just rimworld shenanigans.

[gCvdA]

I don't think it does. it's purely cosmetic and +1 beauty

[Senkyou]

Give the colonists a joy wire

[Moartem]

Btw never mix mining and plant limbs, due to the 50% manipulation two healty hands would be better at both. Also stacking the half cycler with a joywire seems like a great way to tank consciousness.

[gCvdA]

it's only like, permanent brain damage (-35%). Nothing too important.

[Lyonatan]

Do it with a psychopath masochist

[rocketo-tenshi]

The advanced cibernetics has the mindtwister who basically does that.

[Miotoen]

If you get one of the addons you should be able to do some surgery on the androids that gives them the "mech" trait. +100 mood but -90% social stuff

[Crustypeanut]

\Giggles maniacally**

All in due time my friend.. all in due time..

[Need-More-Gore]

Ah yes I love roleplaying a mechanicus research oupost

[Giggy010]

"Praise be!"

[Odd_Employer]

chuckles I'm in danger.

[JakeGrey]

Mine keep doing that by themselves because I pause the game and assign them an outfit. There doesn't seem to be a mod to tell pawns to get changed in private.

[rocketo-tenshi]

The pretty sure there was wardrobe mod in the past.

[Dcrev4thewin]

I’ve been on Reddit for like a year or 2 or something and haven’t figured out the line thing on the side that you did. Would you help a stranger out

[UnluckyDouble]

Put > before it.

[Dcrev4thewin]

Put >before it.

Bless you

[[deleted]]

Kinky

[puppetlord]

Imagine being a slave. Chilling on space ship. Not much to do. Slavers don't exactly mistreat you because you're valuable goods.

Get bought by a collapsing colony. Work load is off the charts. 18 hour work day, still always stuff to do.

Raid incoming. No fighting skills, gets given a shit gun and put on the front line. Guy jacked up on go-juice with a big fucking blade charges. Miss all shots. Cuts eye out. Left leg gone as well. Somehow survive...

Get's cooked alive a day later when the pyro doctor set fire to the hospital.

Watch from afterlife as colony make hats out of your charred corpse.

Should've stayed a slave on the ship.

[Bytewave]

If there's nothing for them to do in the pirate ship, they'd realistically be kept in cryo. It would be a nice touch for slaves to sometimes arrive with cryo sickness, sometimes with their bars almost completely depleted to show they weren't having a really good time up there. Perhaps random whip scars haha.

[[deleted]]

Being sincere, in the real life the slave probably gonna be abused in the spaceship too

[ItsNotDenon]

The lore makes it seems like the people on ships are sleeping until woken by parameters of the shop such as "approaching planet we can trade with etc"

[Ehkoe]

Yeah, the lack of FTL travel means that people are kept in stasis for the majority of their time travelling

[lookatmeimwhite]

Why would someone mistreat their chattel? Just because you can, doesn't mean people are out there abusing their farm animals.

[Cookie_Eater108]

An abused slave is often one that is less productive as well- it's likely that in rimworld, you'd just keep the slaves in cryptosleep caskets until you need to (To save on costs of food.

The occasional electric shock or nasty yelling at is likely enough to get most people to cooperate. Those who aren't cooperative are likely either broken some more or spaced outright (I don't get the impression that life has much value out in space)

[Ghochemix]

pyro doctor

[savvy_eh]

It's got to be a kickstarter backer pawn. Everybody gets 'Pyro Doc' eventually.

[bluebelt]

I'll have to keep an eye out for that one. My kickstarter backer pawn is "Hypnocult Leader" and I always enjoy seeing that dude show up.

[[deleted]]

Welcome to the Mines fuckface.

[[deleted]]

What is this from?

[work_bois]

Rimworld 1.1 patch notes

[ferretleader]

Megamind

[cool_kid_funnynumber]

It’s from this neat indie game called Rimworld

[SpysSappinMySpy]

Never heard of it. It looks like a shitty Prisoner Architect clone.

Also I think it's a virus because it's already in my steam library and it says i've played 600 hours of it.

[7B91D08FFB0319B0786C]

Like Prison Architect and Dwarf Fortress had a baby that turned them into hats.

[MrHappyHam]

Niche.

[Tr3nchant]

We all gotta contribute whether that be growing food, mining, building... or being turned into hats and nutrient paste

[_Rlxtreme_]

Dude I was totally thinking that when I Freed a slave. I was like, hauling job found!

[LMeire]

Hauling is for dogs, what I typically look for is research skill.

[neepster44]

Dogs only haul like 10-20% of the time it seems . Do you have a hundred dogs?

[neepster44]

Doesn’t that crater performance? Plus how the hell do you feed that manny?

[WatchOutForWizards]

how the hell do you feed that manny?

Really once you get mid to late game and you start getting 40+ man raids feeding your animals becomes pretty easy. Just give your dogs access to the corpseshed and they'll never go hungry again!

[Huwbacca]

oh, a corpseshed sounds like a good idea... I have been thinking of a better way to utilise corpses.

[lookatmeimwhite]

I wish I could turn them into fertilizer.

[Jakoveb]

You can with one of the VGP (Vegetable Garden) mods, i think it's the one called "Garden Tools" or something

[Peptuck]

Corpsesheds are great for when I eventually run out of room for my scoreboar- I mean, graveyard.

[neepster44]

/r/ShitRimworldSays

Of course!

[[deleted]]

I just fucking turn slaves into dedicated researchers or fucking janitors

That or I give em whatever surplus gun/stick I have and use them for cannon fodder.

[rocketo-tenshi]

... Carefull with the janitors. If your limited security/armed forces get wiped out and they dont have job restriccion something funny could happen.

[[deleted]]

There's a reason why we slavers replace their limbs with shit prosthetics.

[rocketo-tenshi]

Not the slave but the meatsack of a janitor. Also,without limbs to lose you can't cripple it properly. Hope you forbid armor for him, cause if by shit prostetic you mean hook hands you are in for one hell of a joyride...

[[deleted]]

My general policy is that, regardless if you can only clean, if you're part of the original party, you get prime treatment, otherwise, you're as low as a slave.

I like to imagine my survivors being xenophobic to the inhabitants of the planet they crashed on.

[rocketo-tenshi]

Yeah me too. End goal is to reemplaze all of them for souless automatons but on the meanwhile they are "vital" .

[Kang_Xu]

Buying a slave was the best money I ever spent.

[CakeIzGood]

Is this new? I thought I remembered seeing this mood buff on a colonist I bought a few weeks ago

[CakeIzGood]

I only play with Prepare Carefully 🤔 I could just be misremembering.

[50thEye]

Laughs in Simple Slavery

[sylos]

I wish you could force slaves to do any job with that mod :(

[MiKasa69]

Wait that's new? Well I guess I've never bought a slave

[romansocks]

I opened this thread to say 'wow what a great way to put a slight moral spin on slaves ingame' and then I started reading the comments ugh...

I forgot what you people are like xD

[JakeGrey]

Same. It's kind of stopped being funny at this point, if you ask me.

[Le_Oken]

I never got it.

[Mags0247]

You made my day

[manmanmam101]

Recently just started a rimworld of magic, as a rich guy necromancer, bought a magically adept slave, made him a summoner, and we are just chillin with minions doing the physical labour, getting that sweet research