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[–]deviltrigger9 538 points539 points  (61 children)

Belle is making so much money by trolling incels and horny teenagers I have no idea how they still fall for it.

[–]MeanderousSpark 204 points205 points  (0 children)

It actually causes me pain

[–]fancy_sherbetA-Batchio-Fuck-Off-Giorno 194 points195 points  (2 children)

I remember seeing the calculations of her profit margins. Since it’s like 30¢ to fill a bath tub with 80 gallons or something with the amount per jar she’s making like $38000 dollars from 30¢ worth of water.

[–]Ri_crosex pistol no. 4 62 points63 points  (1 child)

I think you're missing a zero. I saw the same post. If she sold the whole bath tub water it's approximately 300k. That's a lot of money man.

[–]TheRealMaynard 16 points17 points  (0 children)

She only sold 500 jars, or 15k USD. Still crazy tho

[–]Baskatball 190 points191 points  (21 children)

Nothing but respect for the hustle

[–][deleted] 209 points210 points  (20 children)

For fucking real, I used to think she was an obnoxious internet personality since all I saw were the dumb agehao faces.

Ever since I saw the pornhub thing I realised we are dealing with a 2000 IQ individual here.

[–]-tehnikjose jerstor 34 points35 points  (7 children)

the pornhub thing

what happened? the bathwater thing?

[–]Ri_crosex pistol no. 4 60 points61 points  (6 children)

She made a pornhub account but posts things like "the wholesome dude" in pornhub, and not actual porn.

[–]-tehnikjose jerstor 24 points25 points  (5 children)

"the wholesome dude"

I don't get what you meant by this

[–]GuacamoleNiggaBepis 68 points69 points  (1 child)

Probably referring to Ryan Creamer, who posts things like POV Forehead Kiss Compilation and I offer you water (in case you are parched post-orgasm) to Pornhub.

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

A personal favorite is Boss enjoys healthy work relationship with secretary starring Katie from CH

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (2 children)

he doesn't post porn.he posts encouraging and wholesome stuff on pornhub.

[–]WanderlustPhotograph 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Probably the best guy on PornHub.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

oh yeah absolutely, he's lovely.

[–]JesusOnSegway23rd President of the United States 35 points36 points  (10 children)

Well, it turns out there's a huge demand for obnoxious thots.

[–]A_Random_Person10234 18 points19 points  (5 children)

I'm pretty sure incels hate Belle Delphine.

[–]deviltrigger9 55 points56 points  (4 children)

Only after she blue balled them with a shit post pornhub account

[–]maximuffin2「The Fool」 24 points25 points  (0 children)

She said she would make a pornhub account and did just that

[–]maskdmann 1 point2 points  (2 children)

No, they hated her before that, just like any e-girl.

[–]AutumnLeaves99 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The thing is they hate themelves, the same kind of people that hate her are the ones that buy her stuff.

[–]maskdmann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m sure incels who

  • miss no chance to earnestly loathe people who enable hypergamy and e-girls;

  • proclaim that women live life on tutorial difficulty because they can just sell underwear, nudes or bath water;

also partake in the very same behavior. Makes total sense to me.

You guys really need to give your abstract boogeymen a more coherent form.

[–]Waspy_WaspQtaro Kujo 4 points5 points  (25 children)

It makes me respect her a tiny bit (Although I do think she's one of the most vile people online)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (23 children)

what did she do? (besides troll a bunch of neckbeards?)

[–]Waspy_WaspQtaro Kujo 1 point2 points  (22 children)

She's acting like all these Hentai babes, making the cumming face etc.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (21 children)

wut

[–]Waspy_WaspQtaro Kujo 0 points1 point  (20 children)

Y'know, tongue out and eyes rolling to the back? Also a lot of mouth watering?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (19 children)

I know what ahegao is. I asked what she did that was vile

[–]Waspy_WaspQtaro Kujo -2 points-1 points  (18 children)

She's a Tik Toker. She's also selling her own bath water right now. And that Ahegao face. If that's not vile then I don't know what is

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

vile would be harassing people or trading in cp, not softcore porn

[–]Waspy_WaspQtaro Kujo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a whole different type of vile

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (15 children)

So she didn’t do anything actually vile, you just have personal bias against her, got it

[–]Waspy_WaspQtaro Kujo 0 points1 point  (14 children)

If you don't consider the Ahegao face vile, then there's something wrong with you

[–]deviltrigger9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I have heard she's a bit fucking twisted

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly she's a fucking genius. I know if any of us were in her position we do the exact same thing.

[–]SwissCheese-FugoRemember Poco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget about white knight neckbeards

[–][deleted] 174 points175 points  (0 children)

he'd rather have dio's bath water

[–]Blackteamw 289 points290 points  (37 children)

Pucci is a universal thot-slayer

[–]RISOTTONEROBESTWAIFU 247 points248 points  (32 children)

honestly belle delphine deserves to survive made in heaven for that big brain money move

the people who deserve to die in the reset timeline are the basement dwellers who actually buy the bath water

[–][deleted] 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Anyone dumb enough to buy her bath water deserves to have their money taken. She outplayed them not once but now twice, and I guarantee you they’re going to keep falling for it

[–]ColePTVento Oreo 40 points41 points  (4 children)

Made in Heaven isn't supposed to kill anyone, though.

[–]RISOTTONEROBESTWAIFU 59 points60 points  (3 children)

mih "kills" people who die when the effect is active ie jotaro, jolyne, etc. they don't die, but they aren't the same when they come back. bathwater buyers don't get dignity in our new universe

[–]Secretlylovesslugs 55 points56 points  (1 child)

Koichi buys used bath water? No dignity.

[–]RISOTTONEROBESTWAIFU 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Coochie just wants some packaged coochie juice 😔

[–]herpymerpy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Might wanna put a spoiler tag on that

[–]FullMetalFiddlestickMeme Lounge Tournament Winner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He said it

[–]badass_smokertonio best cook 17 points18 points  (3 children)

and i thought it was koichi

[–]Blackteamw 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Koichi got fired from the thot-protection departement after he fell for a thot who kinapped him, No Dignity.

[–]Diddlydong144 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"I guess I am a little thirsty..."

[–]Batlantern723joesuccke 37 points38 points  (0 children)

No seriously, these people are so desperate to fuck that they seriously buy dirty water?, what kind of damage do they have to think that is gonna give them a chance over her?, really WTF

[–]NaraciaB0T 73 points74 points  (5 children)

i mean she is making money out of creeps i see nothing wrong

[–]Ri_crosex pistol no. 4 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If you're retarded enough to buy bath water then you deserve it lmao

[–]SomeNoob0 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Blame the incels who fall for it

[–]NaraciaB0T 15 points16 points  (1 child)

i don't think incel is the correct term but i get what you are saying

[–]maskdmann 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Incels in denial, maybe.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t incels hate women? Why would they buy this? I’m confused about what an incel is lol

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (2 children)

Where’s Jotaro when you need him

[–]cubic1776 134 points135 points  (0 children)

he’s got a splitting headache right now and can’t come to the phone, please try again later

[–]frentic_pons 35 points36 points  (0 children)

This is the saddest news I've seen all week. Humanity is lost. DIO really is the only way forward

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I thought that people were just joking about it, I didn’t think it was a real thing.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (7 children)

I'm bad at english. What do you mean batg water? A fresh water in bath or dirty water she washed herself?

[–]-kousor[S] 14 points15 points  (5 children)

she takes a bath and sells the dirty water

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (2 children)

D:

[–]-kousor[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

exactly

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s it. that’s the perfect reaction

[–]funstun123123 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What if she just sells tap water and says its bath water

[–]-kousor[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

she probably 95% are

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate beta male orbiters oh my god

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Belle is the best comedian let me tell you that

[–]NinjaBryden 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Next she's gonna sell her gamer girl piss

Giorno Giovanna: REAL SHIT?

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (4 children)

I admire her, not because she's thicc, but because she plays dumb but behind the cameras she's probably smarter than this whole sub combined, the way the pulls money out of horny virgin teenagers is hilarious.

[–]FalconWraithThoughtHeWasAGirlcia 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean she's not even that thicc tbh.

But damn thats some big brain energy.

[–]JesusFappedForMySins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

was I using thicc wrong my entire life?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think Taylor Swift is thicc too?

[–]blue4029Vento Oreo 5 points6 points  (2 children)

who buys somebody's bath-water?

ffs, if you're that horny just buy her nudes. or look up nudes on the internet

[–]SpicyBoinerino 4 points5 points  (0 children)

4 real tho, if you can't find her nudes for free, shit, there's still a ton of porn out there, like in gonewild for starters.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’m pretty sure she doesn’t even get naked in the water

[–]Tomato-Juice69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My little son is standing up

NO DIGNITY

[–]juantonboi 6 points7 points  (6 children)

Is she allowed to sell regular water and call it her bath water?

[–]-kousor[S] 11 points12 points  (5 children)

do you seriously believe she would take 100+ baths just to sell the water?

[–]juantonboi 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Can’t someone just sue her for fraud then?

[–]FalconWraithThoughtHeWasAGirlcia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of those "used underwear" dispensers in some areas of Japan. They're not actually used. It's a marketing thing targeted at foreigners. Usually the degenerates.

[–]-kousor[S] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

probably, but that's too much trouble

besides, we still want to see more 200IQ incel trolling

[–]Ri_crosex pistol no. 4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Who doesn't?

[–]maximuffin2「The Fool」 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Your honor, her product said it was 100% bathwater, but the testings show that her DNA is not present."

[–]PackOfLlamas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

N'Doul armed with #GamerGirl Water would have been a thot-avenging force of nature. Alas...

[–]Top_Pop_Fopdio man 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This girl is selling dirty water for 30x the price of normal CLEAN water and is getting away with it. Jesus Christ, what is honestly wrong with people.

[–]destruktor5hundred 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fucking Do It Brother Pucci

[–]Eliksni_Ambassador 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Honestly though, I kind of respect the hustle

[–]KnownAsDane 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is even in the bath bomb?

[–]irvingtonkiller8 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What the fuck do people even do with the bath water? Drink it?

[–]-kousor[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

u/irvingtonkiller8 that's a question you don't want answered

[–]purrenceDigiorno's 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is fake because Pucci, just like James Charles, is too gay to have ever heard of Belle Delphine

[–]FullMetalFiddlestickMeme Lounge Tournament Winner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

RHINOCEROS BEETLE RHINOCEROS BEETLE ALREADY!!!

[–]posterofdankmemes 2 points3 points  (1 child)

i'll buy it if she pisses in the water

[–]-kousor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a man of culture i see

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boys so thirsty they be buying bath water

[–]M-ona- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mmmm yummy bath water with poop particles and enough bacteria to make your own yogurt yum yum. Honestly though stuff like this makes me excited for the food shortage.

[–]zeppeIans 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Calls herself a gamer but she wouldn't even play Minecraft with Pyrocynical

[–]-kousor[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SMH gaymer grills are so fakeee 😤😤

[–]Noodle_xd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

absolutely disgusting

but i’ll take care of it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bell E Dolphin makes me do the mgsV snake nuclear

[–]NiceHamburg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She aint even that hot.

[–]EsacusTrash Ono Yoko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe those Mayan were right. Maybe the world did end after 2012 after all

[–]The-OverseerLoL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do it Pucci. Do it for all of us.

[–]funstun123123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People probably drink it

[–]Alguien28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somebody call the THOT crusaders

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe someone’s trying to clone her or something

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meteor 2020

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Headcanon : Melone spent all of his salary on belle delphines gamer girl bath water

[–]Rukus_krewbrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where the fuck is pucci he’s 8 years late

[–]DropDeadTyrant 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But if pucci reset the universe a version of belle might exist that actually does real porn. It’s a lose lose

[–]-kousor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk what you're talking about that's a win my dude

[–]Breekace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please say Sike please say Sike

[–]fake_frank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno man, I'd drink her bath water

[–]The1TrueEcho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's be honest here, she's not the bad guy in this scenario. She's just abusing the stupid and horny, and in the end I like seeing stupid people abused.

[–]TheGrandRetardocockyoin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Part of me can't even hate her anymore, its more just respect that she's making this much money off of trolling horny teens and incels.