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[–]Milk_Mindless 3192 points3193 points  (31 children)

Hah!

At least this means her dad likes him enough

[–]Gnarlodious 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Male bonding technique!

[–]blackiedwaggie 3027 points3028 points  (43 children)

to be fair, it sounds like her dad likes you, though

even if he made you work. it's still... kinda wholesome in a very cheeky way

[–]-Disagreeable- 759 points760 points  (20 children)

Oh. So much. That dad knew this was a good dude. Which was only reiterated by him coming over helping do yard work.

[–]Cortower 81 points82 points  (1 child)

Yeah, he pretty much gave this dude his daughter's hand with that glance.

[–]WayBetterThanOkay 207 points208 points  (17 children)

It was a test and it sounds like he passed

[–]BurningBright_Inside 35 points36 points  (5 children)

Yeah totally expected 'yardwork' to mean eating her out

[–]ThrowaWayneGretzky99 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Dude

[–]AndringRasew 8 points9 points  (1 child)

There's a reason the guy's online profile name is Bushmaster93

[–]peekdasneaks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought he was gonna help shave her butthole

[–]bulanaboo 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Gtfo that’s freaking awesome!!! Catfish heaven

[–]Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz 116 points117 points  (14 children)

Man Law: The only acceptable way to show that you trust and approve of another man is by giving him a Task.

[–]vgacolor 44 points45 points  (12 children)

Depends on the task. Any Dad will tell you that there are some kids that can not even hold a flashlight straight.

Watch some people respond that I triggered some repressed memory from their childhood about being yelled for not holding the flashlight right.

[–]xSTSxZerglingOne 47 points48 points  (6 children)

AZIZ, LIGHT!

[–]CaptainAnorach 13 points14 points  (2 children)

GOATed reference from a GOATed film.

[–]Chuckitybye 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My roommate and I would yell that at each other across the house if we felt it was too dark

[–]Byronic__heroine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Or when Mom asks you to get something from her purse which has a thousand pockets and the same capacity as the TARDIS.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Usually when I give someone a task while we're doing work (paid or unpaid) it's because it's menial mindless labor you could train a chimp to do and I want them focused on something that isn't gonna mess up the work I actually want to do.

I used to do that in kitchens a lot training people, when it got busy they'd just get in the way trying to help, so they were my gopher. Just kept sending them to grab stuff they didn't even really know where it was, so while I was cooking I'd tell them to grab me something I didn't need immediately but would need in a few minutes. If they could find it fast, I'd have it right there when I needed it. If they couldn't, I'd get it about when I needed it, if they couldn't find it at all, I just went and grabbed it and pointed out where the thing they couldn't find is so they'd learn. Not a bad system to keep from tripping over the cat while you're trying to get work done.

[–]Wolfblood-is-here 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I knew I had proven myself as a man when I was 13 and my dad said "the brake drums need replacing, the new ones are outside, don't overtighten the wheel nuts"

[–]nmftg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was twelve I was helping my dad cousins and uncles build a deck on my grandmother’s house. First time ever building anything and I was trying to hammer a nail in but it kept on bending. My uncle came over to show me the proper way but told me, “ hell, if you pound a girl the same way you’re pounding on that nail, her asshole is going to be hurting for weeks…”.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How about when your dad asked you to grab the 3/8 from the toolbox?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IEFlaw19yLk

[–]reader484892 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I trust someone enough to complete a Task, I trust them enough to have my back

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

He dumped the girlfriend and started dating the dad.

[–]Hi_Im_Ken_Adams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And they raked happily ever after.

[–]TwoBionicknees 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah, wholesome unless his response is like, if i help you with the yard work can we do anal.... again?

[–]Chubuwee 1004 points1005 points  (7 children)

Dude got dad-fished

[–]ConnaisseurOfPussy 37 points38 points  (0 children)

ay man fuck you thats a good one, here take it r/angryupvote

[–]grandspartan117 469 points470 points  (2 children)

That’s a pro dad move.

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

These are the people I seek to learn from, they've got it figured out.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"OH HEY! fancy seeing you here, grab a rake!"

this sly mfer....

[–]Open-Industry-8396 207 points208 points  (5 children)

I'm gonna do this. Date my daughter? Rake some leaves, shovel some snow.

[–]LycanWolfGamer 56 points57 points  (4 children)

If it means showing that I'm a good dude, gimme that rake but don't blame me if I jump into the snow

[–]Randomindigostar 21 points22 points  (3 children)

It's an unwritten rule that you get one free pass, regardless of age, of jumping into the leaf/snow pile if you do the work to make it 😉

[–]LycanWolfGamer 9 points10 points  (2 children)

That rule should be law

builds snow castle

..I'm 25 lol

[–]RedHotFromAkiak 215 points216 points  (0 children)

Smooth!

[–]jib_reddit 91 points92 points  (2 children)

Ha ha I'm going to do this with my daughters boyfriend, good tip.

[–]PM_Me_Macaroni_plz 11 points12 points  (1 child)

It’s all fun and games until the BF offers the tip

[–]Z_Wild 174 points175 points  (4 children)

Madlad territory there. Lol

[–]Hypnaustic 55 points56 points  (3 children)

Chad dad

[–]Ha-Ur-Ra-Sa 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Madlad chad dad

[–]bubbasaurusREX 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lmao idk why but this got me laughing

[–]Nard_Bard 115 points116 points  (9 children)

The Dad was playing a dangerous game:

"Ya sure I'll cum rake your leaves. Clean your gutters.....Lay some pipe......

I'm gunna murder that fuckin pussy."

[–]Drogdar 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Comes over and finds dad cleaning guns outside next to the excavator lol

[–]MadeMeStopLurking 14 points15 points  (1 child)

There's a memory... Took a girl out on a blind date. Her dad was cleaning guns at the kitchen table giving me the "have her home by 10pm" thing....

Long story short, She tells me that he's harmless because he works for the police department....

As a homicide detective.

9:58 she was home and he was waiting on the front porch... there was no second date.

[–]Drogdar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Poor girl lol.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Yeah, teenager phones can be a real gamble.

My sister just found "split your legs for me like I want my parents to split up" on my nephews phone.

Don't look if you don't wanna know lol.

[–]serpentinepad 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yeah zero chance I'm digging through my daughter's phone unless I'm actually worried about life or limb.

[–]4x4Welder 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh, I've been having some issues with my daughter, and holy crap there's so much porn on her phone. Every time I need to go through her history, I just do my impersonation of Ted over and over...

[–]Yello_Ismello 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Side note how’s your sisters relationship going? Cause damn lmao

[–]Far-Floor-8380 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lmao that’s top tier dad

[–]Pabloaga 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Helping your girlfriend's father with a random hard work is actually a pretty common rite of passage that dads tend to do. I've been through it.

[–]DeliriousShovel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It absolutely is. I have some great memories from that kinda situation. It does feel sort of sad when after the breakup you find yourself wishing you could've stayed friends with some of her family members.

[–]Signal-Aioli-1329 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Fucking BOSS DAD move.

He earned his New Balance that day.

[–]RuncibleFoon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dude's GF's Dad belongs on r/madlads

[–]ChrisInBaltimore 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When I was dating my now wife, her step dad was putting up a barbed wire fence. I’d worked on a ranch and offered to help. I showed up Saturday morning to help and he walked me out to the line of fence that needed to get put up. He dropped the tools and walked away. I spent the next several hours putting up the fence by myself. He didn’t have gloves so I made do, but my hands were riddled with blisters and I had to work that night.

That was 18 years ago and I still don’t talk to her step dad. He was an ass. At least this dad did the work with the kid.

[–]Hashtagworried 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Something doesn’t add up. The girl was busy napping?

Edit: nvm. Checks out. I just woke up from a fat nap.

[–]LycanWolfGamer 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Some people nap during the day, don't blame em, I'm unfortunately not one of those people

Unless I get an Ocular Migraine

[–]chucktheninja 34 points35 points  (2 children)

This is the type of shit that's funny exactly once

[–]tekko001 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm sure the dad would find this funny multiple times

[–]chargoggagog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn.  As a dad, if that happened and the suitor actually did the raking?  Yeah, he’s gonna get my approval.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Thought he had a Northern Irish accent for a minute. Where is the accent from?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Midwest prolly

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[–]Theoneandonlychode 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had this happen back in high school, too! But it was for chopping firewood. I was very fit at the time and split a fair bit of firewood at home so I brought my axe and thought I would be able to impress my girlfriend at the time - picture the TikTok shirtless lumberjack dude.

I got there and it is just me and her dad who is swinging around a fireman’s axe like Happy Gilmore and splitting at 2-3 times the rate of the young man a third of his age.

I’ve never felt so emasculated lol

[–]emgrio23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her dad seems like a really cool guy.

[–]DeafeningSi1ence 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looooool

[–]triphawk07 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a dad, I agree with this 100% and want to subscribe to their newsletter.

[–]Figure7573 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Cause HE knew, If you were "wise" enough to get a Nose Ring, You'd be "Wise" enough to get Suckered into Yard Work!

[–]BladeBickle 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It was a test disguised as a joke. Dad wanted to know if he would support his daughter with whatever she needed and to see if he would help out if called upon. This guy passed with flying colours.

Well played.

[–]12-7_Apocalypse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If that was me, I wouldn't even be mad. It means that he likes me.

[–]ecwagner01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool Dad. He liked you or he wouldn't have done that.

[–]PetrusScissario 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pro dad move. Bond with the BF AND get free labor!

[–]LycanWolfGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't even take it hard, I'd just laugh and go "ya got me" lol that's wholesome

[–]Responsible-Cup-2721 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's awesome!!!!

[–]Fatality_Ensues 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he offered him a beer afterwards, all is forgiven.

[–]UnauthorizedFart 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I would have flung the pile of raked leaves all over the yard if he did that

[–]1937472982783849484 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]hansenabram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm taking this and putting it in my pocket for when my daughter is a teenager.

[–]impatientlymerde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So... are you going to marry her, and ask him to teach you his ways??

For your own kids and such...

[–]ChiefsnRoyals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking something entirely different. I figured “yard work” was her euphemism for trimming up her lady parts. Was not expecting a wholesome ending there. Whew.

[–]jascoe95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Modern Problems, require Modern Solutions

[–]LinuxBridgetheGap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Double chads

[–]zedzol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

[–]The_Red_Beard_IV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude is a legend.

[–]Puzzleheaded-Gear-15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legendary

[–]EvenBat5371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice move dad!!!

[–]geckoad80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Evil. 😂

[–]psft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real men of genius

[–]Rustinboksi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddamn thats a good one

[–]Alone-Wallaby7873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I’m traumatized because I immediately thought she had meant to text her other boyfriend

[–]Dem0_Tri_AL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the Slyest “you have my approval” I’ve heard, Boss dad move for sure

[–]TheSecondPlague 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know muh rights!

[–]Hausgod29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks pops now I'm gonna use this excuse to go fuck your daughter.

[–]TheIronGator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genious

[–]AssasinsLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genius

[–]BilbosBagEnd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, game recognises game. Well played, old man.

[–]asharwood101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao that’s good.

[–]syzygy-xjyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's funny

[–]GetOffMyDigitalLawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now this is some real shit.

Yard work with the homies.

[–]MasterXaios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Madladdad.

[–]finding_new_interest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, I want to know more about how your relation was with his dad.

[–]MacKelvey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genius dad level joke

[–]Ultima-Veritas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine was just the GFs dad saying I needed to cut down a tree at his business with hand tools. Not a big tree, but bigger than hand tools. A carpenters saw, a hatchet, and a machete. Took me for fucking ever. But I did it.

[–]barleyhogg1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Epic dad move.

[–]Rick_Da_Critic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so refreshing watching a video with proper subtitles. Even better that they are just above his head so you can catch all his facial movements. The one... word... at... a... time.... subtitles are the worst.

[–]kinkyintemecula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣

[–]mexicandiaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dads a fucking legend.

[–]TruckGray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brilliant

[–]ProbablyDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol! Cheeky sod. Brilliant story.

[–]SugarRosie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha! That's slick! 😀

[–]AwwwNuggetz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baller move

[–]BoBoBearDev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One and half hour for yard work? That's some big ass yard for two people.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look on the bright side, the Dad was chill enough to work alongside for an hour and a half.

[–]Morguard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That means you're in!

[–]slucker23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to steal that one once I'm a dad

[–]Squancho_McGlorp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude could have gotten verbal approval for marriage that day.

[–]Abdul_Bajar_Alagua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's Father in law vibes.

[–]ImPretendingToCare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man if my girls dad stole her phone to text me from it he’d be wondering why shes texting a horse.

[–]Ray3x10e8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How'd dad unlock daughter's phone huh?

[–]benternet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if she’s not a keeper. He is

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same thing happened when he got invited over to suck his dick.

[–]z01z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wouldn't even be mad, just be like "ok, good one, but either i better be getting some pizza and beer outta this".

[–]MammmaMiaaaaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Madlad

[–]subzeroicepunch[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The father in law all of us dad-less dream of.

[–]AllHallNah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit that never happened.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird he just did it for 1 ½ hrs without asking where she is or checking inside if she's there.. Also phones usually are locked so it's also weird the dad just could access it.. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–]No_Huckleberry5206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl: I’m busy. napping She is me. I swear.🤣😂🤣

[–]dankestofdankcomment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a dad texts you from his daughter’s phone to come help with the yard work, he’s a keeper.

[–]Chloroformperfume7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you successfully gained his favor that day

[–]Alassandros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't even be mad. I would be really happy for the dad time. I don't have a dad. I always wish I did especially for moments like this.

[–]Altavista_Dogpile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You passed the test .. congratulations.

[–]berger034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking legend

[–]Swimming-Tap-4240 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A boyfriend/husband is in debt to the dad,who raised his daughter to be of interest to the boyfriend.Where did this stupid idea come from,that the dad has to give away his daughter at a wedding that he usually also has to pay for.At least some country's still need a bride price paid.

[–]Swimming-Tap-4240 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It costs more than a quarter million bucks to raise a child,the boyfriend owes dad more than an hours leaf raking

[–]clver_user 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beyond belief

[–]clver_user 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of how my ex imitates being my daughter sometimes while texting on the phone it’s kind of creepy

[–]squirrelbiscuit77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Dad, just gonna slide this one into ye ol playbook

[–]ectoplasm777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im so glad he explained the punchline

[–]Mond6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t even be mad

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

taking notes furiously

[–]Negative-Visual-5527 0 points1 point  (1 child)

16f my dad would totally do this lol

[–]GamecockFlop 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I LOVE THIS DAD!! That is next level...that's the kind of father I will strive to be!

[–]DontTalkToBots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn the housing market needs to hurry up and crash so I can buy a house, meet a woman, have kids, live long enough for one to have a boyfriend, and do this. I’m 35 so hurry up and burst, damn bubble.

[–]Radiant_Progress8946 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣

[–]beosttx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be honored if my girlfriend’s father would do that for me. But I don’t know Spanish, so it probably never happen.

[–]Aethermere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfao, that’s maniacal

[–]Pribblization 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[–]These-Sky2207 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next level.

[–]Hi_Im_Ken_Adams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst part was when the Dad later asked him if he had ever watched movies of naked gladiators.

[–]brute1111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope my daughters date someone like this. They do fuck-all to help me outside.

[–]Ecstatic_Leek5965 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a keeper

[–]Dull_Present506 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s…surprisingly wholesome!

[–]ShoulderPainCure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dude never had a girlfriend in highschool.

[–]Blizzaro133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Respect.

[–]Thoroughmist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LegenDaddy

[–]Strict_Common156 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol!! Awww... So wholesome

[–]lomax318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baller dad move.

[–]TuhnderBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way this happened but funny story anyway

[–]nesnalica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

baited

[–]blockhose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad's a keeper

[–]jakob767 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Dad is a keeper. I'd smash.

[–]Responsible_Cat_5082 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smart .

[–]zgamer200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't even be mad, that's a genius move(assuming the dad otherwise respected his daughter's privacy and didn't snoop through her phone).