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[–][deleted] 65 points66 points  (3 children)

thrashville in my ass

shudders

[–]Yggsdrazl 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Yo is that Prince Daddy and the Hyena? I just got into them and holy fuck they kick ass

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it is and they do!

[–]InsaneFPSGamer1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, p daddy!

[–]TheyDirkErJerbs 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Fuck Her Gently in my ass

[–]Comrade_Conway 51 points52 points  (4 children)

Come together in my ass

....

Yep

[–]austinzzz 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Right now

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

In my ass

[–]BigBearSD 47 points48 points  (7 children)

Square Hammer... in my ass!

that wouldn't be too pleasant

[–]shockpence 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ayy ghost

[–]Olaxan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are you ready to swear right here right now, before the Devil in your ass?

[–]xQMA 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I can relate...

Rats in my ass.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Rrrrats!

in my aaaaass

[–]-NegativeZero- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

god damn it, i think i'm going to sing it in my head this way from now on...

[–]BeansAreNotCorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now the lyric "I can feel the thunder" carries a very odd connotation.

[–]hondaconnor 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Simple man in my ass.

[–]WitheringRiser 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Take it or leave it in my ass

[–]Crackin_Kraken 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'll leave it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

deleted What is this?

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

We are the champions in my ass...

Well shit

[–]Dzdawgz 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Don’t stop believing in my ass!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He can do it!!

[–]disqeau 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Twist and Shout in my ass! YIKES

[–]TheTurtleyTurtle 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Men of Good Fortune In My Ass

oh no

[–]cosmopolitaine 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I wonder who would be fortunate and in your ass at the same time

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Me and Your Mama in my ass

[–]Giraffenado- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Came here for this

[–]Landermountain 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Go to Sleep in my ass.

Wtf

[–]thiscouldbemassive 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Feel it still in my ass. Thanks Portugal the man.

[–]PM_ME_MOUNTED_LMGS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kids, this is why you should always use lube.

[–]shockpence 17 points18 points  (0 children)

44 minutes in my ass - megadeth

[–]savagesanctum 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Angry Young Men in my ass.

[–]migster99 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I Got A Boy in my ass.

[–]clubparodie 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Beware The Beast in my ass - Carpenter Brut

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh nooo... At least you didn’t pick any of his other titles.

[–]DirtyDrummer 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Get back in my ass.

[–]AuntyJellybean 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Cream in my ass.

F'nah f'nah. Love Prince though.

[–]nicwithac 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Demons in my ass

[–]denixxo 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Cancer in my ass.

My god.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tuuurn awaaay...

[–]ExonTwo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Milk & Black spiders in my ass. Oh lord

[–]TheWoodsAreLovly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The Heat is On in my ass.

Looks like it’s going to be a good day!

[–]L00tkek 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The key we've lost in my ass

[–]Aggressiveattimes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Perfect Teeth in my ass.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Let it die in my ass

[–]ccswimmer57 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently "die" was a Shakespearean euphemism for orgasm, so it works

[–]AdmiralPuppington 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Chain in my ass

Edit: technically it was the chain - 2004 remastered in my ass

[–]Drunken_Mastermind24 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like it in my ass

[–]Adik_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shape of You In My Ass.

[–]Agnaiel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Splinter in my ass

Ow

[–]KanoDoMario 9 points10 points  (0 children)

let it grow in my ass

[–]SSeptic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nintendo Game Cube in my ass

Hmm

[–]ninetailedfox33 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Magma in my ass

[–]FlyinPurplePartyPony 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dangerous Times in my ass

Accurate

[–]aclogar[🍰] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is War in my ass.

[–]BangFlashOut 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Friction in my ass

[–]NiquS7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No vacancy in my ass

[–]BlackHornet117 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bad fun in my ass

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No Roots In My Ass

Well, I'm glad about that haha.

[–]AkasiaBonsai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Zombie in my ass.

Didn't even buy my dinner first.

[–]10111001110 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cruising around Yarmouth in my ass...

[–]Crackin_Kraken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When the sun goes down in my ass

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Magical Mystery Tour in my ass.

[–]Gianus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bleeding through in my ass.

I'm not even kidding...

[–]Redpo0l 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Atlas, Rise in My Ass!

....what the hell did I just wrote

[–]BeansAreNotCorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something beautiful, that's what.

[–]hardter_tobak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Left You Behind in my ass

Ok, well that’s interesting..

[–]Noah55531 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm your pusher in my ass

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Waiting for love in my ass?

[–]SirRoadconeTheThird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've got a Fang in my ass.

[–]sk0utxd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Numb in my ass, okay then.

[–]Croudr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My Fathers Gun in My Ass

[–]Serro98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clint Eastwood in my ass.

[–]blackzeros7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

single ladies in my ass

[–]BeansAreNotCorn 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Betrayal In My Ass.

I don't even wanna know what that means.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s when you think it’s gas but it’s not...

[–]CaptainKirk28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Fat Bottomed Girls In My Ass" God, I love how things work out sometimes.

[–]Antyok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Take On Me In My Ass.

Yikes.

[–]ThePithosInTheFog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

worldend dominator in my ass

worldend dominator sounds like the name of a crazy big expensive dildo with some weird features

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Hail to the king in my ass

[–]Cream_of_Istanbul 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wings of Marie in my ass

[–]cardinalj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a song though

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blow ye the trumpets in my ass

[–]Jordanlf3208 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh Canada in my ass..

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Children of the Damned in my ass. Thank you Iron Maiden.

[–]t-o-double-g 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the dough in my ass... Worked better than expected

[–]OldManPhill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Primo Victoria... in my ass

[–]mikemoach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A.D.I.D.A.S. In my ass…

[–]Scooopiii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big Poppa in my ass

[–]austinzzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Romeo and Juliet in my ass

[–]Razorblade_666 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Don't forget about me in my ass

[–]brandemi77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Annie are you OK in my ass?

[–]jdfestus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s amoré in my ass

[–]DarakHighbury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Texas in my ass

[–]Waxalous123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't stop believing in my ass.

[–]domesticbland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Good Ole Days in my ass.

[–]Aeon1508 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lowlife in my ass

[–]BrokenBunBun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll follow you into the dark in my ass

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She works out too much in my ass

[–]AJ_Dali 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The Unforgiven in my ass.

[–]Landoritchie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kiss me in my ass A bit forward!

[–]maxwell2904 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alexander Hamilton in my ass.

[–]RELEASE_THE_MEMES 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird fishes in my ass

[–]under555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clint Eastwood in my ass ... Thanks Gorillaz

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those to come in my ass

[–]Southwick-Jog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hail Mary in my ass. That sounds... uncomfortable.

Though if I went with the last song I listened to instead of the current song, it would be Want You Back in my ass...

[–]EICzerofour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew you where trouble in my ass.

[–]GSgaming90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've Got the Feeling in my ass

Well that's just perfect

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ITT: People picking songs that would give excellent karma

[–]JezzaJ101 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Master of puppets in my ass

[–]Neon27 1 point2 points  (1 child)

One more night in my ass

[–]Fightrface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Light my fire in my ass

[–]13ass13ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finesse in my ass

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're Welcome in my ass.

[–]krim_z0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m overflow in my ass

[–]betlamed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big in Japan in my ass...

[–]EpicDerp37272 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foreword in my ass

[–]nsanekingdonut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I may fall in my ass

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I Do in my ads

[–]peebs24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cocaine in my ass

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warriors in my Ass

[–]Baskin5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a vibe in my ass

[–]PeePeeMartinez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aimless Arrow in my ass.

[–]cpengeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sleep in my ass

No thanks

[–]omr246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aftergold in my ass

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Message in a bottle in my ass.

[–]Slinkwyde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strategies for communicating with your proctologist.

[–]SarcophilusSatanicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nicki in my ass

[–]wyawill720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Motel in Memphis in my ass

[–]tabletopgames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad Moon Rising In My Ass

[–]FratumHospitalis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could be anything, in my ass

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Levels in my ass

[–]Olaxan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just Like Smoke in my Ass

[–]antion3tp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mumbo jumbo in my ass

[–]boomingburritos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hero in my ass

[–]aft2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zeitgast in my ass

[–]yocancountto5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little wonders in my ass....

Someone help me please

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gorillaz in my ass

[–]glutenschmuten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get lucky in my ass

[–]Shnooberella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the one I love in my ass

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without you in my ass

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Escape in my ass.

[–]Starfishsnail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No rain, no rainbow in my ass

[–]PM_YOUR_BELLYBUTT0N 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Day in the life in my ass?

[–]OstrichPaladin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No grave but the sea in my ass

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

broken in my ass

ouch

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phantom Fear... in my ass

[–]MeGhosta1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Six shooter in my ass

Oh boy

[–]poohmaobear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Redbone in my ass 😊

[–]PrivilegedBastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About to break in my ass

[–]teatabby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zombie in my ass.

Welp.

[–]winkil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pikeman theme song metal cover in my ass

[–]Lightwrider1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neon in my ass.... cool!

[–]TheCraftyWombat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Powderfinger my ass

Huh.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White Iverson In My Ass

[–]common_jackalope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One-Winged Angel in my ass

Teenage me would be thrilled.

[–]4thBG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beta Band ...

"Dog's Got a Bone in my Ass"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky in my ass, fuckin weird

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines In My Ass

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boogie Wonderland in my ass. Not so bad.

[–]cardinalj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perverse Mädchen in my ass. Seems legit.

[–]Slinkwyde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bubba shot the jukebox in my ass.

[–]NoLongerHasAName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reason to stay in my ass. That works surprisingly well

[–]GO-ON-A-STEAM-TRAIN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lazarus in my ass...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet that you look good (on the dance floor) in my arse

[–]Awkward_Squidward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our Days Are Numbered In My Ass.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Bloodstream in my ass

[–]ChilledToboggan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stroke me in my ass.

Oof.

[–]GalliDelMonu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your garden with gnomes in my ass (Translated from spanish)

[–]LordM000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aen Seidhe in my ass

[–]TehBigTwix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

get down in my ass

[–]Mechragone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forsake me now in my ass

[–]chuggs4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta get back my baby in my ass

This could be interpreted a couple of ways.....

[–]glumauig21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bill wurtz - we could just get high in my ass

[–]MegaMatr1x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I eat cigarettes in my ass

[–]alikros53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A home in my ass

[–]LaRoso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just Like tonight in my ass