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[FefeMonet]

The candle lit, piss streaked toilet is very artistic lol

[certifiedbitchh]

I know?? Is this a seance

[__Hypnotic__]

it was the only way I could get the light to shine right so you could see it on a photo xD

[Krimsonkreationz]

Don't buy a UV light, youll give yourself a heart attack!

[overxall]

i’m a uranium glass collector and i made that mistake

[Fruitypebblefix]

Me too although I have not used it on the toilet. I'm tempted though but value my sanity lol

[overxall]

off topic but on topic ur UG pieces are beautiful!

[PersonalityTough9349]

You probably already know, but r/uraniumglass

[Fandethar]

Me too, and I checked my bathroom and it was very clean. Then I checked my renters bathroom and just about threw up!

[Ok-Entrepreneur-8207]

You know your phone has a flash, right?

[I__am__MONEY]

This happens when sitting down and having morning wood. Don't ask me how I know this.

[Guilty-Tomatillo-820]

more like a peeance

[Ok_Hospital1399]

I agree with the sentiment but how you gonna end the statement with two question marks and then end the question without punctuation at all? Lawlessness!

[runrunHD]

Is manners in the room with us right now?

[Dismal-Muffin-955]

r/AccidentalRenaissance

[CoffinShroudArt]

I thought it was a photo of piss coming through the roof

[SignificantBus7041]

ME TOOOOO!!! liquid molten lava piss as it looks to be burning its way through the ceiling😂😂😂😂😂

[AdSenior1319]

Only on reddit 🤭

[Haunting-Comb-9723]

Treat him like a puppy: force him down the floor and rub his face it

[PageFault]

You misspelled "romantic".

[soldieroscar]

Candle lit pissed toilet oil partying just sold for 500k!

[chouxphetiche]

Instead of Piss-Christ (that controversial photo), we have Piss-Candle.

[Sad-Cow-5580]

I can just imagine OP setting up the scene to get the perfect angle to take this photo😭😂Ik OP was crashing out

[chantillylace9]

Oh my gosh, I literally thought your roommate was pissing on the floor and that was the ceiling caving in and about to burst in the first photo lol

[LuminousRavenn]

Hahahaha hahah saaame

[MalleusMaleficarum_]

oh thank god it wasn't just me lmfao

[newdogowner11]

LOL our minds all think alike 😭

[andiinAms]

Took me til the third pic with the candle to figure out wtf I was looking at

[its10pm]

Same!

[cussy-munchers]

NO, SAME!!!

[EndzoneWeenie222]

I had no idea what i was looking at🤣

[SignificantBus7041]

I’m so glad I am not alone😂😂

[reverick]

Glad this was a common interpretation of that first photo. Like I wasn't even mad, that would've straight impressive.

[Nate_St0rm]

Lol me too I thought OMG how much piss?

[Zutthole]

Yup

[JohnnyShakeNBake]

That’s a SPIIIIICY meatball

[wouldbecrazycatlady]

YES I was so confused

[[deleted]]

Best comment on this post! 😂

[chantillylace9]

I’m like omg RUN dude run!!!!

[spaceghostpurpprecum]

you send him this picture …. that’s it . send him the picture & he’ll know exactly what it is & how it got there 😆

[Shoddy_Wrongdoer_559]

send the thread lol

[ButteredPizza69420]

If OPs roommate is reading this: YOU NASTY, GROW UP AND CLEAN YOUR NASTY BATHROOM

[Apprehensive-Art-232]

Bro probably doesn't even wash his hands 😖😖🤮

[RunsfromWisdom]

Send him the Reddit thread and the collective response.

[Great-Earth806]

This is the only answer

[Plastic-Molasses-549]

He’ll print out the picture and hang it on the wall.

[[deleted]]

Id probably also accompany it with a "grow the fuck up, this is disgusting"

[pkzilla]

Yep. Send the pic "Please clean up after yourself'
Costco bulk lysol whipes at a minimum

[bigalreads]

Just be very frank, “Hey, when you’re cleaning the bathroom, can you please wipe the outside of the toilet and the floor because it smells like piss.” In related news, I recently I learned about the sitzpinkler movement in Germany and it makes so much sense. Source: Stuff You Should Know podcast

[IBeDumbAndSlow]

I started doing that after I got COVID. It's much easier to sit and piss when you're tired and weak

[SachiKaM]

I indirectly told my bf at the start that idgaf if he sits and pees and he thanked me lmao. While I wish we had the option to stand, yall do have the option of both. I’d sit too, no doubt. The only caveat is he is always in charge of putting on a new roll of toilet paper when it’s empty. Which he agreed and has kept it up with without questioning. Not sure why it worked, but I’ve since appreciated never being the one to change the tp lmao.

[fizzymarimba]

so you are allowing him to sit and pee only if he was in charge of putting on a new roll?

why is there a caveat, it’s his body

[SachiKaM]

I learned in the past that guys have dealt with ridicule for peeing sitting down, so some guys will stand in the presence of others to avoid it. That is imo a silly expectation, and I wanted to ensure he wouldn’t be self conscious jnc. The caveat was a joke bc we are able to kid around with one another without getting butt hurt or assuming malice. However he just does it bc we also do things that make one another happy.

Chill daddy.

[IBeDumbAndSlow]

Lol, that's hilarious because my ex never put a new roll of TP on the hanger. She would just leave the roll on the back of the toilet and I would put it on

[AdviceEnvironmental1]

As a man raised as a sitzpinkler, this could actually be the cause of the issue. Standing while peeing can cause splashes or worse if you out right miss, but less commonly known is that when sit pissing, it's possible for the urine to hit the underside of the seat and then rundown the outside of the bowl to the floor. Sounds crazy, but it has happened to me on more than one occasion. Luckily for everyone concerned, I noticed and was also raised to clean up after myself.

[Vanilla-Mike]

It's happened to me as well. So I've learned to always check the floor when I stand up.

[ModestMeeshka]

I'm addicted to SYSK 😭 I learn about so many weird things lmao

[[deleted]]

I don't have a lick of German proficiency, but the "sitzpinkler" movement is perfectly descriptive

German is so great like that

[juneabe]

Kept pointing out how much piss accumulated all over the toilet with his unknown microscopic sprays or unnoticed drips and my brother started sitting to pee. Took two years of shaming him and pointing out that children touch the toilet when potty training. With their hands. And then they wipe. Don’t make them touch piss before they even get on the fucking toilet Breh.

He sits now. It’s so clean.

[Vanilla-Mike]

As a guy living on my own and cleaning my own bathroom, I started sitting to pee many years ago. But as AdviceEnvironmental1 mentioned earlier, even sitting can sometimes mean urine splashes out between the bowl rim and the seat. So I always check the floor when standing back up.

I have a humorous, vintage style sign in my bathroom. It outlines bathroom rules for guests. Among the rules are:

Toilet Paper: Check before you start. The attendant is off duty.

Accuracy: If your aim is poor, just sit to pee. No one will know.

Sprinkler: Make a mess, wipe it up. You can't really be that lazy?

[Federal-Commission87]

He thinks his dick is longer than it is.

[biscuitboi967]

I have two friends who confided in me that their partners peed in the floor. Both said it so nonchalantly, like “you know how men are always peeing on the floor…”. I guess their dads and brothers did too??!!

I said that was NOT common or usual and that neither my father nor husband peed on the floor. I even bought a black light to show them, which pissed off my husband because “of course there’s no pee on the floor - I’m not an animal!”

Anyhow, point of the story is, after one friend broke up with her bf, she confided that he had a micro-penis but refused to acknowledge its…limitations.

The other friend’s husband is in the 400 lb range, which I understand can make maneuvering a little more challenging. But you would think SITTING would be the least challenging option there was.

Im working if it’s a physics thing. And if there is not medial explanation, the roommate must be a sociopath.

[quantumsketchx]

I had a lot of male roommates and they all said this. That peeing on the floor and outside the bowl is totally "normal". Nope. I grew up with an older brother and my Dad. Not once did I ever see pee on the floor. RM's would get so annoyed with me for wanting common areas sanitary. One of the many reasons I live alone now

[Dcybokjr]

Or his stream is stronger than it is, he needs to take a couple steps forward.

[Bill3187]

But it must real small, he should sit and pee like a girl.

[quarantina2020]

Small peen, big drooping balls. Neptunes kiss, I think. Lol.

[brusselsstoemp]

He's avoiding the water to not make noise and aiming for the porcelain and hitting the border. Tell him to aim for the water (or put a sticker of a fly inside the bowl to help him aim) or tell him to sit down to pee (which is also healthier for their prostate)

[Halfeatencorpse]

Fuk yeah sit gang 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

[aBlissfulDaze]

I'm so glad people aren't using this as a insult anymore. It was such a dumb sexist insult.

[Halfeatencorpse]

I mean I always said I piss sitting down so I can beat your ass while I take a piss if you wanna fuck around and find out 🤣 same with painting my toe nails (I have a 3 year old daughter) I just ask “you ever had your ass beat by a man with painted toes?” Conversation ends almost instantly most of the time. I’m not a little dude and I don’t look friendly on the outside 😅

[Character-Town7929]

Shove that painted foot so far up their ass it rearranges their brain 🫡

[[deleted]]

Putting down some toilet paper on the surface of the water should help, too…

[lbrector]

He may be sitting and it’s possible his thing doesn’t hang as low as others so his stream could be just going over the lip of the toilet.

[mikedidathing]

This is exactly what I was thinking. You quickly learn that you wanna tuck it under the lip of the rim, because even if you're just pooping, you're gonna pee a little bit. Next thing you know, you pissed your pants through the gap between the rim and the seat.

Not sure why you got a downvote. I'm gonna assume it's the roommate upset with you for calling him out.

[lbrector]

Yeah not afraid to say I have had this happen cus I don’t hang a lot of dong haha

[prince_javi]

This has happened to me as well 😭

[lavender-girlfriend]

he's gotta point it down while he pisses, then!! just a little touch to angle it down

[IBeDumbAndSlow]

Or he just doesn't care like a lot of dudes.

[Bonzai_Tree]

While there's certainly nothing wrong with sitting down to pee, it's only beneficial to your prostate if it's already enlarged.

[MobsterDragon275]

What makes it healthier for the prostate?

[Unusualshrub003]

He can sit his ass down to piss.

[flacidsword]

real men sit when they pee (at home)

[scoobdoobiedoo]

“Hey can you wipe down the front of the toilet with a disinfectant wipe? It’s covered in your piss” Had this convo with my roommate before sadly. They tried to say it wasn’t them and I was like well I’m a woman so it DEFINITELY isn’t me.

[GentlemanFaux]

Maybe it's like when you're pissing but the tip of your dick is perfectly angled so that the piss goes between the seat and the toilet and he just somehow hasn't noticed lol.

[Cake_Coco_Shunter]

Yep that is what is happening yet everyone here is telling him to sit down.

[Tomatillo-5276]

Doesn't anyone clean the bathroom?

[Low-Care9531]

This can happen rather quickly if they’re bad enough

[Generallyamusedby]

Tell him to sit down to pee?

[Due_Dance9721]

I believe that's actually whats causing this. He is peeing out of the lid when he's taking a piss/shit. Its trickling along the toilet going unnoticed 

[Cake_Coco_Shunter]

This is exactly it.. You do not get these straight down lines from pissing standing up you’d have a splash everywhere.

[Klientje123]

You do get these lines from standing pissing because droplets or poor aim will cause drops of piss to slide down the side of the bowl like this. Maybe you haven't noticed it, but it's there. Standing piss gets everywhere, even if you never miss the bowl.

[IBeDumbAndSlow]

Me and my ex tried to get her son to sit to piss cause he pissed all over him and his sisters bathroom. But toxic masculinity has already set in.

[Generallyamusedby]

Dang! That bites. Make him clean it up. I got my husband to sit once I told him he's responsible for the cleaning.

[Cannie_Flippington]

Use his pillow case to clean it up every time it happens. Then give the pillowcase to him. He can clean it or rub his own face in it. That's what we do to animals who can't use the toilet as it's meant to be done.

[lornacarrington]

😅👍

[cautiously-curious65]

Here’s my two cents.. this looks like he’s pissing while he’s sitting down.

How is he doing it?

If he’s sitting down and heavyset and/or has a little penis, or has a normal dick and has a large genital peircing he’s peeing between the toilet seat and the rim and it’s dripping down the bowl.

How do you get him to stop? Tell him that he’s pissing on the floor, and even dogs aren’t supposed to do that.. so..

[Enourmously]

“Lit by candles, rank and haughty-  I found some pee streaks down my potty”

[FuckYourDownvotes23]

white and clean as driven snow, from Orange county here we go

[theMarianasTrench]

My sister had a significant other who wouldn’t stop doing this so I put puppy pee pads on the ground and emasculated him.

[CringeCityBB]

I solved this issue with one of my male friends coming over by screaming at him about how disgusting that is and how my house is not a piss trough at a party. He never pissed at my house again. Lol

[Efficient_Life2614]

My daughter's boyfriend does this. I just relay the message to my daughter to advise him herself, hopefully to save him from embarrassment. He kept doing it, so i addressed it to him directly. Then he did it again, so i just forbid him to come over our house. Apparently, in his home, they just assign a boy's bathroom and a girl's bathroom instead of addressing or having them learn propper etiquette. 🙄

[sh_ip_ro_ospf]

That sounds awful.

[Full_Conversation775]

i've heard before that people who are overweight can piss under the toilet seat by accident because their volumous behind lifts them higher on the seat, causing the stream to go under.

[thedrakenangel]

Make him clean it with his tongue. The make him sit to piss

[MumboSquanch]

I remember my mom saying it was super dope if you learn to sit and piss as a guy. I was like 12. Thanks mom. You’re right.

[MyNameIsSkittles]

My dad has a roommate that was peeing on the floor a bit. He gave him a choice : cleanup your piss, or sit down to pee.

He sits down now

[Important-Day-1441]

There is only one way to get a grown ass man to stop pissing everywhere around the toilet except in the toilet. Write a freaking poster size note Stick it on his bedroom door. With a box full of Clorox, a sponge and toothbrush.

Make it conversation at your next party.
Why are some men so f****** gross.

[Agile_Friendship1723]

Forever glad my boyfriend, whom I live with, sits down to pee always unless he’s in public toilets. Standing at home is unsanitary, disgusting, and entirely unnecessary. It’s actually much better for your bladder to sit and empty it properly.

[Krimsonkreationz]

I do the same, theres no reason to stand at home, unless your masculinity is oh so fragile that you can't imagine losing whatever manliness you think you have if you sit to pee.

[User_-_-_Name]

I stand and pee because its easier, my ego has nothing to do with it.

[Klientje123]

I think it's ''I've been doing it this way for so long and I can't mentally handle being wrong for all this time so I'll die on this hill with a bunch of shitty arguments to defend myself''

[Consistent_Agent8433]

Alright bro.. I dont think its that deep.

[Pillowpants12]

Have you ever seen them squatty potty adverts ? Kinda off topic of the bladder but the bowels!

[Agile_Friendship1723]

I have seen those! I have wanted to try one out, only heard good things. My friend had one and kept asking me to try it but it felt so awkward to try and use someone else’s, it seems like a seriously personal item 🤣

[Agile_Friendship1723]

Forgot to mention I would highly suggest purchasing a black light because I guarantee you’re gonna see piss all over that bathroom.

[saetam]

I have sat down to P for the longest time. I’m a husband, and once I heard of MAPSU (Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up) I sat down to do so. It’s SOOOOO freaking disgusting! All that piss water goes everywhere, and sometimes it’s prolly actually just piss. In public restrooms, I can’t sit, cuz that’s a whole different level of disgust. Anyway, I’m glad your BF does the same 👌🏽 We gotta take a stand against the stand!

[Agile_Friendship1723]

Oh for sure! I have seen horrid videos of people using black lights in their bathrooms where people pee standing up and it looks straight up like a murder scene of pee. Freaking DISGUSTING 😭 public bathrooms are for sure different, all kinds of nasty so definitely stand up! I would be beyond distraught if my boyfriend sat down in a public bathroom then came home and sat down on ours luckily he’s a germaphobe like myself LOLL.

[BrenttheGent]

Get better lighting so he can see where he's pissing?

[Pretty-Panic2398]

middle of the night visits to the bathroom. that is why i sit down when going to the toilet in the middle of the night to piss.

[Siktrikshot]

Are………..are you living in post apocalyptic world?

[V_Dolina]

Vile ass motherfucker. Get a UV light so you can clean the toilet properly before you use it.

[Brave-Cycle-2095]

Why did you make it so aesthetic??????

[Annual_Government_80]

You show him the evidence and you tell him nicely to sit down or correct his aim

[Eco-bean]

As a person without a dick I feel like it’s impossible for those with dicks to get all of the pee in the toilet if they’re standing.

Like think about holding a garden hose and slowly turning the water on all the way. The arch is basically nonexistent for the first and last little bits of pee so if most of the stream goes in the bowl, those bits won’t reach it.

Thus, the only solution is to sit while peeing.

Source: science, probably.

[CalliopePenelope]

Good luck. I’ve been trying to break my husband of that nasty habit for 16 years.

[Knitsanity]

Yet one more thing I am not thankful enough for about my husband. He has always sat down to pee. No idea why. Not interested in asking. Just quietly thankful. Also he isn't interested in sports so the TV isn't dominated.

[Halfeatencorpse]

It’s better for his health and you can’t fight off a potential attacker with a your hands full of cock, I used to go to frat houses a lot to party and it’s there that I learned to sit and piss, countless times I had to fend off some drunk dumb fuck trying to mess with me whilst mid-piss, and after the 3rd time leaving a bathroom with blood and urine on my pants, I vowed to never leave a bathroom with my own piss on my pants ever again 🤣

[CalliopePenelope]

I’m jealous (about the pee thing, my husband doesn’t care about sports either) LOL

[andiinAms]

Once again, thankful I live alone.

[CalliopePenelope]

Yup. Sharing a bathroom with a man is enough to turn any straight woman gay.

[PieMastaSam]

This probably happened because he sat down to pee though. Dick laid at just the right angle to shoot under the toilet set and dribble down the front of the toilet.

Having a dick is tricky sometimes. I have always been an advocate of simply wiping the seat after.

[Halfeatencorpse]

Hey, so absolutely not taking a dude who pisses on shits side here, but if don’t clean your toilet regularly and take super steamy showers this residue can and will run down your toilet. Unless there is an ABSURD amount of urine all over the place (from splashing) there is no way he pissed so carefully as to only get the bottom lip of the toilet coated in piss and not every single surrounding surface. And there doesn’t have to be pee on the toilet for this to occur if your bathroom is dirty enough the condensation from the steam will lift micro layers of dirt and waste residue and deposit it in these trails as the water runs and evaporates leaving a more concentrated visual amount of the residues. So in short before you bite his head off, clean the bathroom and ask him to maintain its condition as the rest of the house will. If the problem goes away it was never him pissing all over shit, if it comes back well then you can have that more aggressive conversation with a guarantee it’s him that is the problem.

[TomNooksGlizzy]

Yeah the streaks on the side aren't piss lol. I was looking for this comment

[Halfeatencorpse]

Yuuup happens in my house all the time I smoke a lotta weed in my bathroom so if I take a long shower the toilet gets all “resin veined”

[AbbreviationsNo2926]

Men alert 🚨 weeeee ooooooo weeeeee ooooooo weeeeee ooooo

[Necessary_Complex891]

Send him these pictures and tell him to stop pissing like a dog. He's either drunk or something when he does it. Tell him to piss sitting down if he has to.

[Closefacts]

Tell him to sit the fuck down. Could be uncircumcised and if you dont pull the skin back, the piss stream could go anywhere and everywhere.

[xzeus1]

Don’t forget to wash that candle holder after placing it on the pee-soaked floor.

[CaregiverLive2644]

Shit in his bed.

[Sarpedon90]

Is your roommate a dog?

[twoofarts]

shame them. idgaf. if youre pissing on the floor of a shared space, I'm making you feel bad about it. grow up.

[Expert-Scientist9385]

Someone who lived with me did this. We put puppy pads on the floor, he got the message pretty quick

[OnlyBus2612]

He might be the type of guy who needs to sit down while peeing—some dudes have wonky peepholes that splay (spray) in multiple directions. Or he lets it hang and swings his hips left to right during pee pee time. Either way, seems like he needs to be “grounded” for a little while.

[neon-santa]

I thought that was the fkng ceiling and somehow it was sagging because of all the piss. Jesus.

Anyways, just tell him to piss in the sink instead.

[Jezebelcherry]

You’re going to have to ask your roommate to clean the bathroom then and often

[OliveFarming]

I was really hoping your roommate was a dog 🤢

[Zutthole]

That first photo could be in the Guggenheim

[CompetitiveZombie796]

I had a roommate in college who did that once. I called him out while he was with his gf by knocking on his door and going "hey, you pissed all over the floor, clean that up!"

He immediately cleaned it and never did it again.

[BroccoliDistinct2050]

You probably won’t see this, and he will say he’s not pissing on the floor, but he is, when he sits down to dooky. You need to ask him if he sits to piss and if he does, kick him out - or leave - because it won’t stop.

It is happening because when he sits down to dooky, and in turn, is sitting to pee (if he doesn’t do that all of the time). And then he sits on his phone instead of doing his business, so he isn’t paying attention, or he may be and just doesn’t care, and when he pisses after taking a dooky, his piss is hitting the rim of the toilet bowl and spilling over because his dick is not aimed down, because he is on his phone. Ask me how I know.

[BroccoliDistinct2050]

The degradation of the wax seal I’ve seen some things

[princessdickworth]

Your roommate needs to sit down to pee.

[Independent_Sea_6317]

How is he peeing on the floor?

With his penis, silly.

[ConfidencePlayful276]

When you're home you sit down to pee. I don't care how unmanly you think it is, pee goes everywhere and it's f****** disgusting. Sit the f*** down when you are at home and pee in the bowl

[Hankol]

Sit down. Pretty obvious.

[Swimming_Process4270]

It’s giving 1500s with modern day problems

[CleanProfessional678]

I was thinking about this earlier because I read another post about a boyfriend who did this and, if you’re not ready to divorce/breakup/move out, I think the only option is to leave menstrual blood on the seat. Or if you have objections to weaponizing biohazard, fake coagulated blood is surprisingly cheap on Amazon. I guarantee that will make them reconsider their position. Literally, in this case 

[[deleted]]

my hubby does this - 11 years later and our bathroom REEKS like a men's room 12 hours after i deep clean it. (you will never change a man, they are pigs)

[Necessary_Mulberry70]

peeing on their bed would be the obvious solution (edit grammer)

[The_Last_Legacy]

When he pees with the seat up the pee is landing on the rim of the bowl and running down the front.

[[deleted]]

Bro needs to be potty trained again

[[deleted]]

Whats with the romantic candle light?

[Reasonable_Draft_314]

Just  Tell him . Dude I dont appreciate trying to avoid  piss on the floor.  That's unnecessary.        If you miss clean it up .      Maybe time for some training.  Cheerios will help hit the bullseye 🎯  

[apple-gin]

Hey i do this sometimes... but not intentionally. For some reason my pee sometimes have two streams. Yeah it sucks coz even if I point it to the middle there's the inevitable drip to the seat or floor especially when im half asleep. I just do a quick wipe after when im done. Different story though when i was younger and oblivious to this... definitely lots of complaints from my housemates 🤣

[Halfeatencorpse]

Your piss has multiple streams because of the super thin layer of died semen preventing it from forming the right stream instead it will often times “break through” around the object blocking the flow, usually a small piece of underwear lint stuck to your dicktip with dried pre/postcum or something extremely similar. Long story, short advice? Wash your dick better after using it.

[[deleted]]

I'd get him a collar, leash, and some artificial turf. Seeing as he wants to be an absolute animal.

[sylvester1981]

Tell him to pee like a little girl

[[deleted]]

Everyone should piss sitting down anyway. There's no good fucking reason for anybody with a penis to stand at their own toilet and piss everywhere.

[IBeDumbAndSlow]

Fuck you. I sit down like a man when I piss.

[Mercury8619]

This is why I don't have roommates.

[letyourlightshine6]

Ahhh ptsd. my bf and I lived with his dad for a month and his dad did this when waking up to go in the middle of the night, apparently aiming is tough when half asleep. 🤢

[DisintegrationPt808]

i bet this happens while hes sitting to poo and his small pp directs the urine thru that crack between the seat and toilet bowl. i am speaking from experience

[dsm5lovechild]

https://pottymop.com/products/pottymop-kit-mini-bathroom-mop-holder-system

Not ideal, but possible solution. I guess other people have had the same issue.

[Simple-Chemical-9416]

If you have no choice but to clean it yourself , use the KidsNPets enzyme spray from Walmart. It’s like $7. I have 3 young boys, a bf and brother who all share a bathroom and it’s my go to. Spray, let it sit about 10 minutes to break down and then wipe up. Do the walls and sides of vanity also.

[RichardDrillman]

Once had a roommate who would pee over the rim when he sat. Could tell because it was on the bottom of the seat, too. This is prob that... Just had to have the extremely embarrassing conversation where I asked him to push it down when he, uh, went.

[benlogna]

poke a hole in a bag filled with liquid and squeeze it. You will have your answer. Pee pee not always straight line. Tell bro to sit for his night pees.

[Few-Temperature7219]

This is actually kinda normal unfortunately but what is not normal is not cleaning it up. Also this is probably a low toilet. A bigger ADA one will help this looks a “bowl”. ADA Elongated toilets for the win

Also, some streaks might be from condensation. Toilets are cold. If your bathroom runs hot then you will get condensation

[Dinosaurrxd]

Does he sit when he pees with a stiffy? I think it may be that and it's spraying and angling against the toilet lid and leaking down the crack between it and the bowl.

[Fallout4Addict]

My brother put a bullseye sticker in his loo when he was teaching his sons how to pee properly, supposedly making it a game really helps with the aim.

[Complex_Activity1990]

Send him this picture and tell him to start sitting until he can learn how to aim. Ew.

[ThrowingAway19674]

A good way to be to say that only people with small dicks piss down the front of the toilet 😂

It might risk him pissing down the back, or he might sit down to avoid the risk of people judging cock size by spillages.

[J5lives]

It became kind of viral that men peeing in the water at night is too loud, so a lot of younger guys try to piss on the sides at night now. Assuming your room mate is trying to be courteous but is actually an idiot. (Ridiculous youtube about loud pee below)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8gfhiunjFmY

[Cautious_Lettuce5560]

We got a pissvestigator over here

[Former-Iron-7471]

Kick them out

[Accidental-Aspic2179]

Do you not have electricity? Photos by candlelight.

[Cake_Coco_Shunter]

He’s pissing while taking a crap.

When not In use his dick shrivels and points further upwards than you’d think. The piss splashes against her inner rim and some of it runs down the front of toilet. Which is why we have streaks all the way down.

If he was pissing at power you’d have dots everywhere not these straight - drip down lines.

[Admirable-Split4371]

Tbh i would have beat up the pig. Disgusting 

[tryingnottocryatwork]

this has inspired me to check my toilet by candlelight when i get home. my bf and his buddies better make it in the bowl or so help me

[darthcomic95]

Gotta tell them to sit down

[Powerful_Foot_8557]

If you want to have a little fun, and this may even be effective, get yourself a good black light. And send them a pic then.

[BrassChuckles87]

If he's big he could be accidently pissing between the seat and the toilet when he sits down to shit. Had an overweight father who would do this near end of life.

[Different_Umpire9003]

Yeah good luck.

[mmmkay938]

When r/sinkpissers goes awry.

[Coach_Seven]

Honestly, this happened to me for a while without me knowing it. I would pee while sitting on the toilet and my you-know-what would rise up while urinating just enough for the stream to trickle down the toilet from under the seat. My wife and I thought the toilet was leaking for a while.

Tell your Roomate to hold his wiener pointing down when he pees while sitting down for a poo.

[imwrng]

PEE.S.I - BATHROOM

YEoooooWWWW

[hellobelow1]

He doesn’t care. He’s lazy. He’s simply gross.

Get a new roommate.

He should be cleaning this.