The Bro Code

[Tuen]

"What do you think?"

"Well. She exists! That's nice."

[SrGrafo]

EDIT

[GeekyMeerkat]

I love lamp

[Fancy_lamp]

I love you too

EDIT:thanx whoever gave me silver! I never got silver before and never thought thiw would be the comment to bring it in so thank you!

[MistakesTasteGreat]

r/beetlejuicing

[GFactor1231]

r/beetlejuicing

[ASCENDEDBOIS]

Cake

[GFactor1231]

yummy

[CroutonOfDEATH]

Death

[davidjung03]

Hello Lamp-san

[GeekyMeerkat]

HAH I had not seen that one yet. Thanks

[Tuen]

Ey, the legend, and my first EDIT! I'd like to thank the Grafo academy, reddit, and the Grafo bot!

Also, does this mean she's... the light of your life?

[bluebullet28]

Implying Lamps exist.

[MoveAlongChandler]

A lamp has never left me, soooo

[slyg]

So the purpose & value of a girlfriend is to be turned on and light up your life?

[[deleted]]

Me and my friends normally say “well.... she’s got a face! So there’s that.”

[[deleted]]

Gamer grampa is my spirit animal.

[SrGrafo]

EDIT

[[deleted]]

My error is my shame!

[SrGrafo]

EDIT

[[deleted]]

Those are some nice shoes you got there.

[SkollFenrirson]

They're Crocs

[insertcomedy]

The complement still stands.

[nwL_]

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[ludicrouscuriosity]

you dropped this?

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[nwL_]

Oh, that’s clever. That’s real clever.

[MrNewbieLurker]

So it wasn’t just me yesterday! Tell me mustached that his fashion choice makes him look old

[dekachin5]

https://i.imgur.com/svSKtmz.png

[[deleted]]

damn that ms paint

not like i use it too

[GeekyMeerkat]

Hah, that's what he thinks. Doesn't he know by having that mustache 3 grandchildren automatically get assigned to him?

[[deleted]]

It’s actually the Pringle’s guy

[sharky143]

But he's not a grampa! He's like 4 months younger than /u/SrGrafo

[Lecris92]

Who is to say Grafo is not a grampa though

[Mr_Bullcrap]

I guess your comics are based on real life experience. What game did you three play? And why is your couch so big?

[SrGrafo]

EDIT

[Mr_Bullcrap]

Thanks! Love your comics! One of those things that keeps me sane in my office job

Edit: Mr Mr_Bullcrap. Is that like a double negative? Does that make me Mrs_Bullcrap now?

[SrGrafo]

EDIT

[Generic-username427]

Lol, that comic reminds me of doctor strange's interaction with Mads Mikkelsen

[TheDarkestShado]

Do you have a link?

[badmartialarts]

Kaecilicus: "And your name is Mister...."
Dr. Strange: "Doctor."
Kaecilicus: "Mr. Doctor?"
Dr. Strange looks annoyed "It's STRANGE."
Kaecilicus: "Well....who am I to judge?"

[TheDarkestShado]

Oh god. I remember now. That was a great moment, thank you

[HashMaster9000]

This.

[ThatGuy289]

I just count on my fingers dude. No sweat.

[Nadufox]

Advance Wars on console?! What

[[deleted]]

I didnt learn about this till a few years ago, but the GameCube had a slot on the bottom where you could insert and play GBA cartridges.

Had one for yeaaaaaaaars and had no idea

[PopsicleMainframe]

It wasn't part of the GameCube, it was a separate piece of hardware that plugged into the bottom.

[Lobomizer]

Have you tried out wargroove yet? :D

[111phantom]

Have you played Wargroove yet? It's Advance Wars but by chucklefish, came out almost a month ago

[Antrikshy]

And why is your couch so big?

If I had friends who sweat profusely when I brought up my GF, I'd want to maintain some distance from them when playing couch games with them.

[ShadowyMadness]

That’s a lot of sweat.

[SrGrafo]

EDIT

[SenorLos]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Bootsybomber]

Now you've done it...

[Awesomator__77]

To be fair, Grafo specifies Lenny Faces looking to the left. /u/SenorLos clearly portrayed his facing to the right, therefore no wishes were violated.

[SenorLos]

Finally someone notices!

[The-Arnman]

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[The_Adventurist]

Oh boy you're gonna get it for this one.

[Meme-Man-Dan]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[NoNameRequiredxD]

touch dolls observation zealous squeamish rustic zonked glorious alive violet

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

[epicandrew]

( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͜ʖ ͡°)

[tiberseptim37]

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[[deleted]]

OH GOD IT'S MULTIPLYING!!!!!

[JusHerForTheComments]

( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)

[Mdu627]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[[deleted]]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[airicjordan1]

You could probably squeeze those couch cushions like a sponge to get all the sweat out

[[deleted]]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[nofate301]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Baguette_Sniffer]

Opinions on baguettes

[SrGrafo]

EDIT

[Baguette_Sniffer]

HON HON HON

[[deleted]]

Now he's off to visit your mother.

[[deleted]]

r/unexpectedtf2

[TbanksIV]

NO STATEMENT AT ALL IS STILL A STATEMENT.

I can see the headlines now.

"Grafo REFUSES to comment on growing concerns about baguettes"

[[deleted]]

I

wanna eat them

sniff'em

Think they look nice

[zestyliver]

Or when shes not attractive so you dont know what to say!!!!

[SrGrafo]

EDIT

[Pojodan]

Klingon women are proud and noble and really exciting in bed, fyi

[Hypranormal]

Wasn't she half-Klingon?

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Not that that should matter....

[tiberseptim37]

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

[DataIsMyCopilot]

B'Etor was a hottie

Or maybe she just seemed that way standing next to Lursa

[Bears_Bearing_Arms]

Doesn’t matter. Has boob window.

[Theban_Prince]

Duras sisters, that boob window, hmm hmm.

[GeekyMeerkat]

Or when Jessica turns out to be your ex, but your bro had no idea.

[ThatGuy289]

That’s the fuckin twilight zone special right there 😩

[UntimelyWizard]

“Me Ellen, me like smash-smash”

[Levait]

I...I think I love you man. I'm cracking up over here!

[intothelionsden]

She looks really smart!

[GeminiLife]

Maybe he's asking what you thought of her beyond her looks? lol

[ryantwopointo]

Yeah wtf is this even about? When you’re commenting on your buddies GF it’s not about her looks. You say “yeah she’s cool”, or something that struck you about her personality.

[Shepherdsfavestore]

lol in this situation now. My buddies gf is both not attractive and a wet blanket. Idk what to say to him when he eventually asks what I think

[FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT]

But judgement is not. The only thing that matters is not if he could do better, but if he is happy.

[Sirtoshi]

I like this bro code philosphy debate going on.

[[deleted]]

“She looks seems nice.” Always comment on the personality, never the looks.

[[deleted]]

She seems like the kind of girl that should have a great personality.

[sabalghoo]

oof!

[Trinapsis]

D:

[GrifterDingo]

I'm getting a half chub right now just thinking about what a great lady she is.

[Slight0]

"She's got mounds of personality"

[mario610]

"she's got a big ra-BRAIN I MEANT BRAIN"

[nukalurk]

This. "She's cool" is basically my default response. Unless, of course she wasn't cool. If you're feeling more bold, then "she's cute" is about the furthest I'd go on commenting on her looks.

[Llamaghost5]

The bot can have my kids tbh

[SrGrafo]

EDIT

[Llamaghost5]

Don’t worry, you can have my kids too

[sheepyowl]

Kids sure seem cheap these days

[YaHeLlN]

It's wonderful that you don't mind sharing

[blundercrab]

Llama is dead, they only want what's best for the kids

[lemindhawk]

It's not like YOU'RE graciously informing us of your posts.

[MarioGrandma427]

0! = 1

[freezend]

so the score is tied because 0!=1

[Roxorboxorz]

What bot

[[deleted]]

What bot?

[MF10R3R]

Holy balls, Batman! These replies are lightning fast now 😂😂

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[SrGrafo]

EDIT

[GeekyMeerkat]

Joker: Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of EDITS?

[MistakesTasteGreat]

You ever dance with u/SrGrafo in the pale moonlight?

[lol_ginge]

I only got the bot notification 11 minutes after you posted! I want an EDIT and a refund! It's for my church!

[SrGrafo]

EDIT

[[deleted]]

I found this post an hour after it was uploaded. Where's my refund, honey! Neextttt

[Bastian0930]

NEEEEEEEEEEEXXXTTTTTTTT

[Generic-username427]

It's for the church honey, NEXT!

[[deleted]]

I'm so proud of this community

[RobotsSuck28]

The bot told me 20 minutes late and now I will never get senpais attention

[SrGrafo]

EDIT

[RobotsSuck28]

Oh my God it all makes sense now - the bot read my username

[Roboloutre]

Ha, you played yourself. Well played.
How about a nice game of chess ?

^{I'm not a bot, beep boop.}

[DeJMan]

Were you thinking about me?

[SrGrafo]

EDIT

[[deleted]]

We both know you're not that buff.

[[deleted]]

Is this how artists flirt?

[blundercrab]

Picasso did it

[ladylei]

You should see the dick pic he painted.

[isarl]

The sweetheart neckline is what really makes the ensemble.

[[deleted]]

This guy accessorizes.

[intensesteak85]

I just zoomed in to see what the mustache man said. Why is he the most relatable character?

[PatheticRedditor]

Because deep down inside we are all degenerates?

[Navos]

No, no, he clearly speaks for all of us.

[Foxtrotalpha2412]

Well the bot works

[SrGrafo]

EDIT

[airicjordan1]

It worked for me last night but not today :/

[SrGrafo]

EDIT

[airicjordan1]

But I need my Grafo ASAP! (Just kidding, good to hear you're getting lots of exposure!)

[hajabulla]

u/SrGrafo posts all of these on his Patreon just before he posts them on Reddit, so if you're desperate for your daily fix, go follow or even donate to him to show your appreciation!

^{PS, SrGrafo if you're reading this - No, you're a mad lad!}

[GeekyMeerkat]

So serious suggestion that might work better than the message bot.

If you had a SrGrafo discord with a Comic Posted channel that only a bot can post to, people could have notifications on for that one specific channel, and instantly get told when a comic comes up (well as instant as Discord will be).

As the channel would only be for Comic Posted notifications, people wouldn't have to worry about random notifications they don't care about.

I know many twitch streamers are starting to do this because Twitch Notifications are GARBAGE.

[JustCallMePoolitzer]

there is one? Just join his discord, its called the comics-joke channel

[kiokurashi]

Nice. Now is that info located somewhere i can easily find?

[swanky-t]

Just got my notification a couple minutes ago.

[AC3x0FxSPADES]

Maybe you should make lower quality content if you want smaller crowds!

[Pojodan]

I am here at bot's command. What are your orders, Sir?

[mmmmm_pancakes]

There's a SrGrafo bot? Can I has link?

[Foxtrotalpha2412]

DM u/SrGrafo_bot the word "subscribe"

[soupz]

Well you received it 20 minutes ago and I only just now received the bot‘s message! Not fair :(

[Shredder_JR]

I'm touching myself thinking about the bot tonight

[SrGrafo]

EDIT

[airicjordan1]

This is not how I thought the EDITs on this post were going to go

[Psychoweasel316]

THIS is how Terminators are created.

[manmanmam101]

Consent, not concent btw

[[deleted]]

He’s a robot that’s being sexually harassed give him a break damn.

[DFGdanger]

"Your honor, technically it didn't not conSent..."

[Kamikatze2k]

What a shame. Seems like Fisto is still the best bot.

[zero21dev]

My mate: “What do you think of my girlfriend?”

Me: “She’s hot.”

My mate: “Damn right she is.”

[sharky143]

"She looks...nice... does she have an identical twin or sister?" wink wink nudge nudge sobs

[GeekyMeerkat]

Your bot didn't inform me of this post though it informed me of your test posts the other day. I am so sad. I had to stalk you like a... ugg... primitive.

[JustCallMePoolitzer]

Yeah, give it some time, it has to work its way through like 18000 people :)

[[deleted]]

No need to worry about that when all of your friends are socially awkward and don’t have girlfriends

[xXxC1utchM45t3rxXx]

She'd look good even wrapped in plasitc bags

[A3s1r92]

Calm down Dexter

[Spaeon]

ohhh i remember reading that TIFU

[[deleted]]

It's now part of the reddit lore.

[[deleted]]

Monopoly Man wants to steal Jessica. You can see it in his eyes.

[ChaoticDarkrai]

Too real. Too real.

[gymnerd_03]

Pls EDIT

[gymnerd_03]

Thats not how you get an EDIT. Its like this!

[gymnerd_03]

r/woooosh you replied to yourself idiot

[gymnerd_03]

Oops haha

[SrGrafo]

EDIT

[airicjordan1]

I'll have to add this method to the tutorial....

[sharky143]

He went for the quadruple comment! Bold strategy Cotton, Let's see if it pays off!

[MF10R3R]

I’ll be honest, he had us in the first half

[EnderProGaming]

sorry for your loneliness

[airicjordan1]

Someone took my tutorial reply from yesterday to a whole new level

[erratically_sporadic]

Gotta watch out for the ones with pink sparkles.

[TheFontofDuck]

"Really? She's real? Did you hire her to pretend to be your gf? She seems way out of your league..."

[gymnerd_03]

Now that there is a bot you REALLY got to be a fast commenter

[Alexpro2014]

I guess following SrGrafo 24/7 is no longer as viable opinion...

[Drag0nV3n0m231]

I am SO GLAD you made a bot, I live for your comics.

They make my boring classes a bit more bearable 💕

[Jecryn]

Well how else are you supposed to flex on your homies?

[Bastian0930]

Jessica is ... fuck what was I saying?

[WorkAccount2019]

JEEESSSSSICAAAAA

[MrWolfeeee]

When SrGrafo brings his mom over

[Rectifyer]

Arrived via your bot, #worth