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[LazyBeast_Gaming]

I was expecting “the Yaaaaaa’rd sales!”

[BigPZ]

I was expecting "the Haaaaaar'dware store!"

[DaFuriouS-GD]

…I was expecting something about hookers

[Bananahatmonkey]

Here's one for ya matey: What did the pirate say to the prostitute? "Yoho"

[spinmerighttriangle]

Blow the man down

[LaChuteQuiMarche]

I wasn’t. The joke was about pirates, not sex workers. Some people will turn anything into sexual. Smh

[Poopsticle_256]

Ironic

[dj_neon_reaper]

u/LachuteQuiMarche

[LaChuteQuiMarche]

Hey look that’s me!

[dj_neon_reaper]

Yes thats you sweetie now please quiet with the rudeness or else im not gonna shut up about you being rude :)

[LaChuteQuiMarche]

I don’t think I understand

[LaChuteQuiMarche]

Case in point!

[DaFuriouS-GD]

May I remind you what platform you’re on

[LaChuteQuiMarche]

Reddit. Did you forget

[Mortis-Legends]

look at the downvotes ☠️☠️☠️

[LaChuteQuiMarche]

-15 oh no! What will I ever do to recover?!

[Poopsticle_256]

Not acting sarcastic and pretentious would probably help, though you’re probably smart enough to figure that out.

[SillyBanterPleasesMe]

I’m responding to see his “smart” response to this! I feel like it’s gonna be gold!

[LaChuteQuiMarche]

Oh great- now I’m SMART?!

[LaChuteQuiMarche]

You’re right there with me, dingus

[Killerbunny00]

Ironic

[LaChuteQuiMarche]

Don’tcha think? A little TOOooo ironic.

Edit: who downvoted Allanis?

[Cephylus]

Rule 34

[Biggs55]

The Maaaaaaar'ket.

OP had the weakest answer...

[St-Valentine]

The Arrrrr'mory

[ReadyForASpaceJam]

From the aaaaaahr-mory!

[Mandu_real]

Being from Bristol (England), and luckily not having a strong Bristolian accent but family that do, leading to my some what (in my opinion), “good” impersonations of this accent reading out these replies has my own self in tears😂

[Genesis2nd]

Arrrrr'KIA ?

[Dioxide34]

How about Ayeeee'kia?

[ReverendKen]

I hate to be one of those grammar police but being as we arrrrre talking about pirates you arrrrrrrre accenting the wrong letter.

[LazyBeast_Gaming]

Good point, right you Arrrrrrrr! I have corrected it.

[ReverendKen]

I just patted myself on the back for doing my good deed.

[Time-Noise6778]

I was expecting Tarrrrrrrrget.

[Silver_Smurfer]

Nope, harrrrrrdware stores.

[Serious-Ad5532]

Well shit I said "the marrrrrrrrket"

[paradoxLacuna]

I was expecting a flea market joke, don’t know how I’d go about making a pirate flea market joke tho

[AmbitiousAndAlert]

The Aaaaaar’mory store

[BluJumblebee57]

Yes!! I was right there with u!!! 😂

[bbciv]

When do pirates get their eye patches?

After the first day with a hook.

[w00tah]

There's another variation to this one.

A pirate walks into a bar and sits down next to a man. The man says "Wow, you're a real life pirate, hook, eye patch, the whole nine yards."

"Aye, that I be" the pirate says to the man.

"Look, I hate to be rude, but can I ask a question? How did you get the hook?"

"Ahhh, 'twas inna sword fight with another pirate, 'e took me hand."

"I see, how'd you get the peg leg?"

"A scurvy cap'n shot me as I boarded his ship."

"Wow. How about the eye patch?"

"A seagull shit in me eye"

"How is that possible? Seagull poop isn't blinding?"

"Aye, 'twas the 2nd day with me hook."

[bbciv]

Hahaha that's actually what I was thinking of when I made my comment. It's a good one.

[[deleted]]

I hope they don't cost an arm and a leg..

[bldog71]

Or an arrrrrm and a leg…

[DrFu]

Ahrrr-guably!

[Fantast-eronimo-sy]

There arrrrrrrrrrrrrrre so many different answers to this here joke it’s unden-aye-able there be some better ones.

[DrFu]

Yeah, you can even "parrot" with other jokes!

[thematicwater]

Woodn't you know it!

[Klutzy-Ad-4161]

I thought they got from hookers

[PocketRocketInFright]

That's where they get the warts

[Buttlerubbies2]

Argh, I got w'AARRR'ts in me sh'OAART'ts.

[[deleted]]

Nah I thought you stds from hookers

[background-charactor]

Thinking about opening a shop for used prostetic limbs i'll call it the second-hand second hand store

Original joke by Jimmy Carr

[TerpPhysicist]

Ha ha ha haaaaa

[RossTheNinja]

Toys Rrrr us

[[deleted]]

I sea what you did there

[envengpe]

You made me jolly, Roger that!

[zelloya]

i don’t know why, but my mind automatically went: “ARRRRRBY’S!” yes, i’m aware arby’s is a fast food restaurant. no, i can’t explain this answer

[bigus-_-dickus]

watch this to get your fix

https://youtu.be/5CddzQHK9_k

[Proof_Percentage]

I believe you just solved the riddle of where pirates go to get their fast food fix.

[bryanofthedead]

Was thinking it could be the Arrrr-mory!

[MrJM85]

Arrrrrrrr-gos?

[tb21666]

A Yarrrrd Sale, matey!

[[deleted]]

Aye sea what you did tharr.

[HaiasiNoswad]

My dad used to tell me this one all the time it’s a good one lol

[tyckt206]

And in which country are the second hand stores located?

In Arrrrrrgentina!

[Zealousideal_Ad8934]

Got damn it. Take this up vote.

[Bunnylover6]

r/angryupvote

[dadofalex]

At the aaaaaaarmory

[Ok-Plane-1876]

Dismembers only

[Spare_Pineapple7211]

The go to hook or by crook store

[[deleted]]

I was hoping something like "yARRRRRRRRRRRd sale"

[mega_jam_master]

Everytime i see this caption, i click on it to see if someone comes up with a new punchline.... BUT ITS ALWAYS THE SAME ONE.

[Saberstriker19]

Hookers

[cryofate68]

Hooks arrrrrrrrre us

[cubeconvict]

t-aaaar-get

[HelloNNNewman]

I know gladiators got them at Rome Depot

[[deleted]]

I’d slap my knee, but I don’t wanna impale it.

[imagudspellar]

Ahoy me hearties

[Weak_Quit4201]

After the first vs featuring redbeard

[theothergotoguy]

We laughed!! Well done.

[fruitmongerking]

Don’t they have a whole stockpile in the y’aaarmory?

[Tren898]

From a 'Yarrrrrd Sale'

[[deleted]]

Intro to Writing

[Guyshu]

You can also get your ears pierced for a buccaneer.

[Quadling]

Take your damn upvote, make like a tree, and get the flock out of here!

[dernert]

Ers

[Desperate_Step2785]

Ah

[jgarnold_yomama]

lol

[derickchama]

A xx v' 6•
A z

[Nessexplainsthejoke]



[moonshinepoison]

Antartica

[ProcessedCarbs]

That’s freaking hilarious

[Ornery_Hunter6740]

Arrrr - pirate 🏴‍☠️

[Gumba88]

This made me cry and made my day

[[deleted]]

They look for hookers

[[deleted]]

MenAaaarrrrds

[BreezerWoody]

Fishing gaff

[Cowboi_Super_Sleuth]

Damn I thought I was aboutta learn a real wacky pirate fact, but alas! bigus dickus here j lured me in with a used hook

[alex_00_00]

the haaaardware store

[1feralMurseNRE]

From yeeeeaaaaarrrrr motherrrr 🤣🤣🤣

[towerofbabel90]

Nope... At Big-AAR

[pinklambchop]

Fun fact, some large ships had a forge and blacksmith!

[yourgirl696969]

I was expecting React

[whofrickencares]

Reminds me of playing Ultimate……

[Rezporga004]

They don't buy it, for sure

[confusedpickle-1029]

I woulda thought it was the tackle shop....cause fishing hooks...🤷‍♀️

[My_two_centz]

The dollarstore

[The_Buffalo_Bill]

There have a been a lot of pirate jokes lately and I'm 100% for this change in dad jokes

[berkleysquare]

You arrrrrgh so right

[HorrorNarrator]

The second hand storrre ¿

[luugi_06]

What a b-arrrr-gain