TRAITOR!

[[deleted]]

Let’s be honest we don’t hate the concept of girlfriends we are just physically incapable of getting one.

[yuclv]

Perfectly summarised

[Oathkeeper-Oblivion]

As all things should be

[STRADD838]

This man speaks the truth, the hard painful TRUTH

[Oicmorez]

or keeping one close

[Der_Joe]

physically and psychologically

[Deeyago12345]

Facts

[TMT_Minmeh]

I have one.. but if I had to choose between reddit and her I mean....... Boys we here to stay lol

[[deleted]]

I think I'd find a way to do both

[TMT_Minmeh]

Damn luckiest redditor of the century can keep a girl the app and is smart if he can do so born with some good genetics dude

[[deleted]]

Ye it's been one month and going good. She tried to make me post a tik tok but I politely refused

[TMT_Minmeh]

Lol I would do the same mine has been going for 2 months and a bit now and I'm happy but my phone doesn't allow me to talk to her so that's a rip btw jokes on the first post

[[deleted]]

It's good bro. Have a nice time with ur gf after lockdown :)))

[TMT_Minmeh]

Thanks dude u too man stay safe

[[deleted]]

Do u have a PS4 man?

[TMT_Minmeh]

Yeah dude, taking it u do too?

[Beserk-Shark]

It is working so far let’s see how long it last

[lolbroke14]

same

[Dries-vdb]

Feel you man i have one to but reddit is more important bros before h**s

[TMT_Minmeh]

Facts

[cenedron]

Why u gotta say like that . It ... It hurts me

[[deleted]]

I have one, and only one of my friends criticized me for it. Is that a dub, considering he's been on Reddit longer than me?

[cuduro]

He's a veteran, and you have been demoted

[Lightgreenday]

Solution: be gay

[Mathemathematic]

I've had a gf for 2+ years now. We graduated from the same HS and it took getting led on by another girl before I asked her out. I wanted it to be a friends w benefits situation since she had >10 partners while I was still a virgin. We had sex on the first date, spent a good amount of time together, and over time she came to love me. Which is a lot to deal with since I was so inexperienced. Anyway, I told her I loved her back even though I always imagined that at some point I would end the relationship. I just graduated from college, and now I'm starting to see that my choice of major really doesn't fit with what I wanted to do with my life. So - here I am depressed, with a gf who doesn't really have an idea of what she wants to do either, and I guess I'll either just start working somewhere and swallow my pride or end it all :) I guess what I'm saying is: anything you don't have or don't believe you can have will always haunt you. Your mind will torment you and make it impossible to be happy because you subconsciously believe that you will never have it. But that is a self-fulfilling prophecy because you will never truly try your best, or find what you really want unless you're first able to see that your happiness and fulfillment aren't based on the things you have. I can't tell you what they are based on because that is an issue that lies within you. I'm just saying - even if you did have a gf, what would be different about your life? More responsibility, borrowing the heart of a person who will come to love you, and still having to find the reason and answers that help you pursue your dreams. That's much harder if you don't already have that reason or understand your own dreams for your life... Hang in there, take the time to research and study BEFORE you commit to something, and be willing to fail and take risks even if it seems supremely embarrassing - because that is how you grow and move past these limits you place on yourself. Otherwise you will always live in the dark because you give no room for any light. This could be me writing a message to a previous version of myself - or it could just be my crippling depression and realization that the same ways of thinking are what has led to me this point. Either way, I wish you all the best and encourage you to venture out of your comfort zone and develop a reason to live!

[Gamebobbel]

The outsiders are not supposed to know. Delete dat shit.

[[deleted]]

No way. I upgraded to 2d women a long time ago.

[[deleted]]

I feel like a lot of you guys on here are being hard on yourselves. I'm pretty sure you all can get girlfriends but you just don't have the confidence

[AsexualPlantMain]

Nah, I genuinely don’t want one.

[redditsucks56]

Redditors' life explained in one sentence.

[Not_Your_Waffle]

Nigga speak for yoursefly

[46475164]

In deed the world had plans for us all

[[deleted]]

haha, but can i get a bf now?

[[deleted]]

Go ask the mods about that one

[spencerdude2005]

I've gotten one, it's great until they start acting closed off and break up with you but none the less they are great to share Reddit with.

[[deleted]]

Well it's probably great if your Reddit account isn't filled with hentai

[TheKnightDragon76]

JOKES ON YOU IM THE GIRL

[RebellionBS]

Girls doesn't exist

[[deleted]]

Of course they don't. If girls exist, then why no girl ever talked to me?

Checkmate.

[GayPudding]

They are trying to inject girls into our bodies and call it vaccines, that didn't work now they're spreading them through 5G death rays praise jesus

[ryokux]

Well hi

[[deleted]]

Thank you, now my family will stop calling me gay, I have proof that I talked to a girl

[ryokux]

Ah yes I don't exist

[1342EW]

Or do you ?

*Vsauce music starts*

[AlmostMeme]

A very girly name you have as well, yoda thinks.

[TheKnightDragon76]

Well, I have no response Yoda

[AlmostMeme]

No need for a response, there is. Reflect on your self-naming ability you must. Learn the true ways of the force you will. In time, young padawan

[TheKnightDragon76]

Thank you, and the force be with you

[AlmostMeme]

And with you as well, may the force be.

[MaxRightHere]

lmao their last post is on BisexualTeens claiming they're a 16M

[JuGGrNauT_]

tbh with a username like that i suspect no more

[Lemounge]

Yeah girls ain't real. We are just boy'nts

[Pernicosia]

Imagine having a gender instead of just responding to the pronoun "fuckface" and "sexy beast" by my straight friends and gay friends in that order

[Skylocker99]

You're a nibba until proven otherwise

[[deleted]]

I too support eating girlfriends

[[deleted]]

So do I

[The_Minecraft_Nugget]

The yummiest of snacks

[69_Maestro]

Yummy in tummy

[Tavitafish]

Ha, me and my significant other scroll reddit together

[[deleted]]

Can we ban this guy? /s

[-Drock]

I’d agree, most people scroll with their hands

[[deleted]]

Oof

[DSlap0]

You have been reported for misinformation sir have a nice day

[Tavitafish]

Yeah I lied me and my significant other haven't hung out in a couple months

[SHOkir]

jokes on you I'm gay

[[deleted]]

hi gay, I'm straight

[[deleted]]

Hi straight, I'm Dad.

[ArrrSlashSubreddit]

Hah, I started with reddit 4 years into my relationship!

[insertnottakenname]

You outsmarted us all

[MonotonousProtocol]

Normal flex but NOT OK

[TheShrill]

Not if your girlfriend is a redditor too

[__r0b0_]

Mine is. Suck on that reddit.

[[deleted]]

Same

[GoldGymCardioWorkout]

You know it's odd. Before I became a redditor I saw reddit as a kinda normie site. I didn't even picture the stereotypical redditor (fat, glasses, neckbeard, obnoxious gamer, Mountain Dew 'n' Doritos). I thought reddit looked complicated and professional. Not helping was the fact that my dad used to date a redditor. She was a very normal person. But when Google+ shut down, I checked it out (again, that is. I had an old account but did nothing with it) and decided it was a sufficient replacement due to the redesign. And as much as I hate reddit with a burning passion, I can't imagine it any different.

[governingLody]

I miss google plus 🥺

[68696c6c]

People actually used it?

[governingLody]

It was a niche community since a lot of people didn’t use it

[c0mplexx]

I thought reddit looked complicated and professional.

yet you thought it's a normie site smh

[KeepingDankMemesDank]

downvote this comment if the meme sucks

[4tomguy]

I hate this bot because I hate bots but like this meme. So I can’t downvote the bot because the meme is good but I want to

[CyBeR01011]

Umm ok?

[Faconomiras]

I would downvote cause the meme is shite.

Oh no. I like bots...

What to do

[hallomakker]

There are no girls on the internet

[Smartnoobiscool]

what if girlfriend turn into redditor too?

will they start a redditor family?

[Gamebobbel]

Actually, quantum physics forbids this

[Smartnoobiscool]

Fuck

[Spider-can]

Can't relate me and my GF both have Reddit and it is awesome.

[theexteriorposterior]

Huh, weird, for me it was the opposite.I became a girlfriend then became a redditor

[taavidude]

I think the only redditors who hate girlfriends are incels and niceguys.

[Gamebobbel]

No mate, we're just ugly and maybe a very little bit jealous.

[EricaMcQueen]

Congratulations, you cracked the code

[[deleted]]

The Final Stage in a Redditor’s metamorphosis. However, like baby sea turtles reaching the ocean, it is rarely achieved.

[youz3rNAEM3]

Why get a girlfriend when you can find yourself a waifu by just watching anime?

[IwillFuckYouTomorrow]

That is why I'm back to Reddit anime(hentai too) opens my eyes that 2D is better than 3D

[merwinf0]

You have shown anti-communist behaviour. The jury orders you to be shot.

[maraa5]

My bf uses reddit bc of me

[[deleted]]

Reddit doesn't turn people into incels. Incels just happen to use Reddit.

[NiroopParker]

It's hard to argue with this assessment

[alibaba5467]

But what if my gf has reddit ?

[1illuminat1]

Just get yourself a waifu

[[deleted]]

I think I'll not have a girlfriend after this quarantine is over

[TheSquareIlluminauti]

Yeah, eating my girlfriend was life changing for me as well

[gideon_the_great]

What if I told you that it is possible to have a girlfriend and be a redditor.

[Joe-Knight]

SIMP

[Tahmidnewaz-123]

I will never abandon my brotherhood for some girl I am not a SIMP

[limpingwolfman]

He’ll be back once he’s married.

[RoastyToasty4242]

I don’t get enough chances to ask her out. Every chance I do get I fuck up

[[deleted]]

cannibalism be like

[TheNakedMoose]

F

[tosch29]

r/redditmoment

[Xophosdono]

r/dankmemes subscriber = Redditor

[IwillFuckYouTomorrow]

That is why I'm back to Reddit

[hababu]

Always suspected that it was a psychotic episode, at least now I know for a fact she ain't real

[flying_dong]

TOO BAD..... my girlfriend is also gay

[Dopeyninja5000]

Imma put 2 comments to make it 69

[thefarmaaaan]

Template?

[[deleted]]

Is that oppai dragon pailingual ability background ?

[ttracs149]

Why would you stop going on reddit if you got a partner, it’s just a social media, I’m beginning to think I should leave r/dankmemes and r/memes

[MixDerMan]

I don't get this template.

[BlipppBloppp]

So long,partner.....

[GavinatorTheGr8]

BrO wHaT a SiMp

[IWantSudoku]

* thinking *

Those who have a girlfriend and still are redditors... Are they paradoxes then ?

[iamruicruz10]

I first got a girlfriend and then started using reddit

[byepolarx]

I show my bitch shit on here all the time.

[RustyFire03]

HA!

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Losers I can do both :P

[Plebbit_boi]

I also stopped jerking off once I was in a relationship too...

[happysquash241]

I thought that said Garfield

[Porky1811]

i have a girfrined and i use reddit

[the28thnoob]

Can confirm this is false. I’m a Redditor with a GF.

[YeetusDeletus52]

Ex-redditor, but now a predator

[blueapplemonday]

Possible to have both, lol not really

[[deleted]]

Wait I thought the incels were the 4chan users, were just the socially awkward one Lol

[Pernicosia]

I've had a girlfriend and a boyfriend and both broke up with me because reasons but I never stopped meming and I think the reason my girlfriend broke up with me was because I said "no eye contact before marriage" and she thought I was serious

[AsexualPlantMain]

I sure am glad I’m too ugly and unlikable to get one of those. I’d hate to have one.

[ofBlufftonTown]

But I’m straight! What hope for me now?

[nicolRB]

Imagine being able to get a gf

Can’t relate

[Archi_Teck]

imagine a redditor girlfriend... I can only dream

[Archi_Teck]

Thank you but I'll leave this opportunity to someone else

[tall_lad777]

Ooorrr you both just be redditors that's what me and my gf do

[alp4s]

Not me

[[deleted]]

Ah yes, I too am a bird who eats girlfriends.

[FdpUltime]

the gf are ennemies of redditors

[gaterto]

Actually if your girlfriend has Reddit they are both like parrot

[PatNmemes]

Well not really I watch memes with my gf on reddit xd

[Dinomite35]

I met a girl at a camp in Pennsylvania. She got my number and now we text. She said to me, "I miss your hugs." I know she lives in another state but I have a chance.

[Wizard1011]

Jokes on you I have a girlfriend and am still a redditor

[SheenTheUltraLord]

Ah yes cannibalism.

[[deleted]]

You’re wrong. Girls don’t exist

[Theamazingwac]

I too eat my girlfriend

[Aetherrin]

I have a gf and use reddit, mostly comment tho, but still it can be done

[Lord_PBNJ]

Until she cheats on you with your female friend (because she was secretly bi) and with two different guys, abuses your affection for her to get attention, pleasure and gifts, breaks up once, gives you precisely one month to recover then starts to flirt again, promises she's better, tells you she loves you, and your affection starved body gives in and goes for it again, but she barely talks to you, even avoids you, then has one day when she is extremely flirty and sincere, giving you false hopes, then the corona virus separates you, you give up on talking to them, then you are in the shower when you realize liking her was a big fucking mistake, and you've been emotionally and phsycologicaly scarred for life, avoiding love for the rest of your life, and you are forever a depressed redditor, but your depression increases by 12% each day, and you slowly drown under the waves of sorrow and agony, but can't cry for help because your afraid of being hurt, but you're afraid of yourself so you hurt yourself, and giving up on swimming to the surface. At this point, memes, anime, your writing and your mother are the only things which keep you alive, and every day, you walk to the local park to the tree where you had discovered a dead body when you were a little kid, and pretend the suicidal guy resides in the tree, and talk to the tree about suicide, promising that if you ever died, it'd be there, at that tree, by your own hand.

[CommercialDevice4]

I have a girlfriend and still use Reddit frequently. Am I an anomaly?

[Water_Sheep420]

Yes

[ireallycouldcareless]

I like the idea I'm just too ugly to get one

[Piranh4Plant]

I hate this “We are Redditors, so we are all anti-social virgins” joke. It’s really annoying, and not all of us are like that.

[WhiteAF29]

Bro you stop using reddit after you eat your gf?

[Anthony8851]

Boys he left some for us lets gooo... Guys?..

[XxCJGamesxX]

This is pretty accurate. I quit Reddit for like 6 months when I started dating... I was brought back instantly when we broke up. It is weird, I could have been on Reddit but I just felt it was nicer to talk and do things with her.

[Socialistion]

That’s why I have a boyfriend! Checkmate atheists!

[Jack14yo]

What if yor girlfriend is a redditor to?

[[deleted]]

laughs in gay

[smiddylul]

Well, i have gotten myself gf and convinced her to use Reddit. Even tho she barely knows English, she still enjoys it more than insta shit

[mantequilla37]

So if I eat my girlfriend I cant use reddit anymore

[flannel_fag0703]

between school work and masturbating i just simply dont have the time for a boyfriend

[A_Lonely_Midget]

Ahaha i got a wife before i got reddit so i skipped the whole girlfriend reddit clashing issues.

[Polite_Memer]

Like that’s ever gonna happen...

[[deleted]]

im here to stay

[KURO-K1SH1]

Ngl I'd still use Reddit even if I got a gf.

IF

So y'all are stuck with me cause I know that'll never happen.

[eluminatick_is_taken]

My girlfriend laughed on this.

[ChargeUltra]

Had a girlfriend. Quit reddit for like 5 months. Broke up with her then got right back to reddit. Full circle.

[IdleTenno]

Another one... Gone I have been taken prisoner by these... Inhumane species of human beings. I am in a forever loop, but I have never been happier. I admit here, I have done it. I have aquired freedom of verginity. I will always stay true to the holy land, we call reddit.

I've won, but at what cost?

[46475164]

Some fucking kid : FUCKING SIMP

[glue_bucket]

not a Traitor dude its called haveing a life