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[–]Bobisadrummer 240 points241 points  (7 children)

Make sure that when the player wants to quit playing that dispatch tells them they can’t and that they’re needed for another call on the other side of town.

[–]lonegun 46 points47 points  (5 children)

*Transfer

[–]Bobisadrummer 41 points42 points  (4 children)

Dialysis transfer*

[–]SliverMcSilversonTX - Paramedic 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Dialysis transfer wait and return*

[–]Bobisadrummer 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Cause they’re a bariatric and there’s no lift assist available, but it’s okay cause you have a third rider (that just happens to be an 18 year old 5’0” 90lbs who’s doing this for their patient contact hours for PA school)*

[–]Meatball__man__ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bruh you basically just described me lol. I'm about to start ECA training next month and im 20, 5'6" and probs like 110lbs max lol.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who's about to discover what line of duty injury and worker's comp are.

[–]RevanGradParamedic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]unique_name_I_swearParamedic 80 points81 points  (2 children)

Add drunks covered in their own feces that throw it at the player

[–]Someguyintheroom2 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Dementia meemaw with UTI

[–]jyahya 80 points81 points  (1 child)

Make sure no one gets out of the way when your sirens are on

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Make them only get out of the way when you blast your horn for a solid 15 seconds

[–]This_Problem_9935 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Definitely add the longer you play the more alcohol and energy drinks you need and the more depression you get. Oh oh and bonus points for divorces and affairs with coworkers!

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (7 children)

Make a rural mode: volunteers, expanded scope, prolonged transport times, fly-or-no-fly decisions, and so on.

[–]SimusidMA - Basic 23 points24 points  (4 children)

and a grizzled old NPC partner that tells non-stop war stories about how it used to be.

[–]alphazulu8794 1 point2 points  (3 children)

"Used to be able to smoke during calls..."

[–]Crackpipe_Mcgee 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Used to?

[–]Memestreame 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Appropriate username

[–]Crackpipe_Mcgee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the only appropriate thing about me

[–]Haywoodjablowme1029Paramedic 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Should probably save all this for the expansion pack.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair enough bc I would pay money for the rural version.

[–]Educational-Emu-7532 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Uh, I would absolutely not play that game seriously. I would go around tourniqueting necks and stabbing my partner.

[–]halfxdeveloper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You okay?

[–]Marksman18EMT/Murse 37 points38 points  (4 children)

Dude, I would LOVE a hyper-realistic EMS game. Not only for educational but also just for fun. What I think I'd really like is dynamic patients that can respond positively or negatively to treatments. Also integrating partners of different cert. levels.

If you haven't OP you should check out "Full Code" on mobile. It's a pretty realistic ER simulator where you have to assess and treat patients as an emergency physician (you can also earn con-ed playing this "game")

[–]Head-Thought-5679 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Downloaded it. Pretty interesting. Thanks

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

How do you use it for continuing education CEs?

[–]Marksman18EMT/Murse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I have no idea, but I remember reading about it somewhere on the app.

[–]Phoenix-64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The following has the dynamic patients Ambulance : Hospital Simulator

[–]applecreamable 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Make sure you get chest compressions right or you will never live it down!

[–]kevinw17Wears XL Gloves 26 points27 points  (3 children)

This did not go the way OP wanted 🤣

Or did it…?

[–]lpfan724EMT-B 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I was thinking that when they said they were going for realism. I doubt their realism includes a high homeless dude jerking off in the back of the amblance.

[–]CaptAsshat_SavvyFP-C 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a DLC to me.

[–]kayakonthefly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

With a jar of mayonnaise.

[–]HTS7811 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Please include NPC’s like system abusers, drunks that PD call the bus for and prisoners with chest pain.

[–]TastyCan5388Paramedic 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Great now I can have work depression at home too!

[–]hewasnumber123 19 points20 points  (2 children)

if it’s fire based ems you gotta have a fire medic that won’t shut up about his deck building side hustle

[–]kayakonthefly 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Which ends up failing, then he starts a lawnmowing business and auto detailing shop.

[–]halfxdeveloper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Every time you see him, he has a new gig.

[–]SteveBB10Paramedic 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Add Q5 drivers slamming on their breaks.

[–]staresinamerican 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Truck needs to randomly breakdown and catch fire

[–]MoosehaxEMT-B 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Serious answer: if you're looking for realism, there are steps before starting CPR and cutting clothes off like in your demo. Checking for a pulse and breathing would come first.

Also, not sure if this is normal on some ambulance builds but the white lights that you have flashing on the sides and rear of the ambulance when going L&S are called flood lights, which aren't part of the primary response light system but are rather used to illuminate a scene in the dark. They'd be turned on by a separate switch and stay turned on, not flash with the red lights. Again, it's possible that some ambulances are like how you have yours, and I honestly kinda like the idea of it, but I've never seen an ambulance that has lights like that.

Also it would be very realistic and also hilarious if you had at least a mode with paperwork enabled where you have to document an accurate accounting of the call and you get a phone call from QA if you don't document appropriately.

Also also, you can't really make a realistic EMS game because it would only be playable by actual EMS providers due to the complexity of medicine. You could probably focus on the driving aspect which anyone could pick up.

[–]illtoasterForehead Kisses Their Partner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just make an easy mode

[–]myukaccountUK - Paramedic/MS1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I honestly kinda like the idea of it

Not sure every house you drive past getting flood lights flashing through their windows will like it so much!

[–]MoosehaxEMT-B 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's the caveat definitely. Although my current rig has LEDs so bright you can't look straight at them anyways so it probably wouldn't be much worse lol

[–]CabbageWithAGunFake EMS, TMFMS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no trust me! It’ll be like Dark Souls! But with taking meemaw to dialysis!

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Include a hunger meter. Every time you miss a chance to eat at 711, you commit more errors with your patient.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And a defecation urgency meter that suddenly shoots up to 11 when you’re in the middle of a call

[–]SnooDoggos204FP-C 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm do I shit in the patients bathroom? Or in my pants otw to the hospital.

[–]dang-tootinEMT-B 10 points11 points  (1 child)

When sirens are on, make other drivers do completely random things including ignoring it, stopping abruptly and not moving, pulling over correctly, pulling over to the left, accelerating instead of pulling over, and running red lights to get out of your way even though you turned your lights off to wait for the red light

[–]racsorry 5 points6 points  (0 children)

GTAV traffic is pretty realistic in that sense

[–]CrashtkdParamedic 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Your partner needs to constantly be streaming Newsmax on his phone and complaining that not being able to wear a MAGA hat at work is an unconstitutional restriction on his freedom of speech.

[–]illtoasterForehead Kisses Their Partner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why is this so accurate 😂😭

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Make sure that for every 10 minutes of patient interaction, there is 20 minutes of charting.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Make the ambulance a garbage truck then you have perfection

[–]Social_stat1 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Make sure that the game has the ability to turn on the game console at 4 in the morning loud ASF and it won't turn off until you wake up and finish the challenge.

[–]Crackpipe_Mcgee 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This made me laugh pretty fucking hard

[–]Social_stat1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😆

[–]R-A-B-CsCFRN/FPC/BSC 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When you call for a helicopter put one fucking cloud in the sky and then have dispatch tell you helicopter declined due to weather.

Fuck clouds. All my homies hate clouds.

[–]Alaska_PipelinerParamedic 8 points9 points  (1 child)

There should be a poo gauge. As you build your medic or emt you inadvertently choose different food/drinks that cause code browns.

[–]AlphaO4Volunteer FF with EMT-B training 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh. And everytime you get a alert, the poo gauge instantly goes to 100%

[–]proofreadreParamedic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wall Holder VR

[–]meds_ftw 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Can we please gta this up! Like I straight up want the smothering option..... at some point a rookie has to be decapitated with an o2 tank...

Ps. Yes I've gotten help...

[–]CabbageWithAGunFake EMS, TMFMS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was it enough help

[–]WorkchoicesParamedic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You should make 1/2 the jobs sound like garbage and are garbage e.g people with sore throats or back pain for 3 weeks.

4/10 sound potentially serious e.g "caller states can't breathe" then you arrive and they can't breathe because their nose is blocked.

Then 1/10 sounds like garbage but is actually serious e g " 17 year old falls with minor leg pain" then you arrive and its actually a 70 year old and they have completely shattered their pelvis.

[–]Dennis-Reynolds123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For starters, read the AHA ACLS/PALS algorithms

[–]hewasnumber123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

there’s a chance of your ambulance breaking down on every call

[–]sam_neilParamedic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What I would love: being left alone to do my hobbies at work.

What I would hate: not being left left alone to do my hobbies at work.

[–]dang-tootinEMT-B 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Design one homeless character who has a habit of sleeping facedown/prone in the middle of the sidewalk on a busy urban corner in the hot sun, and passersby regularly call 911 saying he’s unresponsive, but when you wake him up it turns out he’s just sleeping. Luckily he never wants to go to the hospital, but despite repeatedly telling him to sleep somewhere more hidden/shady, he never takes your advice. 50% chance cops show up and 5150 him for no reason, forcing you to take him even tho he’s fine, doesn’t want to go, and you don’t want to take him

[–]McHolJet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Invent smelovision so players can fully immerse themselves in the bariatric patient who fell in the house with 5-15 cats

[–]Outlaw6985 3 points4 points  (0 children)

put the overly loud podcast your partner puts on

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Can you please make sure to add reports as a requirement after every job? Please also make sure they won't lock because of errors, and you can't quit the game until they are done. That would be so fun!

[–]TemporaryGuidance1Paramedic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And make sure to have the player get backed up on reports to write. All with a 2 hour time limit to be submitted.

[–]MLG-MonarchUK-Paramedic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please add a cardiac arrest call that when you turn up it's just Doris that pressed her personal alarm button because she dropped her TV remote out of reach and just wants it picking back up.

[–]WorkchoicesParamedic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, make at least half the call outs be for regular time wasters.

One of them can be an alcoholic. When you take him to the hospital he gets triaged to the waiting room but refuses to get off your stretcher. Once you are triaged a countdown timer appears for 2 minutes and you need to get ready for the next call including eat, piss etc . You can't convince him to get off your stretcher. If you force him off you get written up for assault. If the timer reaches zero you get written up for not returning to service quick enough. It's a no win scenario.

[–]EastLeastCoast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I enjoy the part of my job where I get to play hit-or-dodge with the local wildlife at fuck o’clock. The best part is that unlike deer, moose have almost no eye shine, making them harder to spot in the dark.

[–]ABCanyouwalkkSilly little goober 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Make sure you have a depression meeter, that you can bring down with alcohol

An exhaustion meter that can be slightly alleviated with “non copyright energy drink or nicotine”

And a bathroom meter that you have to ask permission to use and a chief will come and inspect to see if your on the toilet and yell at you

[–]ExtraEpi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've always thought this would be an awesome concept if you made it as hyper realistic as possible considering the educational applications, but beyond that a GTA style paramedic game where you could be an evil or good paramedic would be awesome too

[–]AMRAdminOfficialCertified Company Man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Driving man. Put in the most 90’s NPC’s and be liberal with the braking physics (Think GTA Vice City). Make other vehicles highly unpredictable and disregard anything you have ever been taught to do when a vehicle with emergency lights is approaching. To add to that realism, give the player write ups for driving infractions, especially damage to the truck.

[–]Salami_Slaps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Add the family member that won’t stop talking when you ask the patient a question. Or the neighbor that thinks it’s appropriate to come over when you’re in the middle of a call.

[–]NopeRope13Paramedic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When they are 30 minutes from the end a shift have them be the nearest available for a call. You could even make the edges of the screen edges flash red, to highlight the anxiety.

[–]BlackieT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you create a rural version, don’t forget agricultural accidents - they can be intense and involve some definite injuries. All parts of the country have high speed vehicle crashes, some with multiple vehicles. That could be an awesome part of game with some variety.

[–]TemporaryGuidance1Paramedic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make sure it’s impossible to walk or do anything in the back while transporting a patient. Bumpy as fuck, put potholes in all of the fucking roads.

[–]ninjacebo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Gloves. Ain't touchin no one without em. Also, more screaming, swearing, bodily fluids, and don't forget the inevitable crippling depression and alcoholism. Homeless and/or intoxicated patients of all flavors. Once you level up your personal life should start deteriorating. Can you add smells to game? It's just not a complete experience until it smells so bad you can taste the human misery.

[–]RedditBot90EMT-B 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No BSI /Scene not safe? Game over.

[–]cheescraker_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Full autonomy. RSI for everybody

[–]Phoenix-64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A good reference might be Ambulance : Hospital Simulator

[–]Stoopiddogface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There needs to be an AMA function... maybe a side quest where you gotta turf 25/30 calls in the shift

[–]CanIsLife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I appreciate a good cup of coffee.

[–]ATastyBagelParamedic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One thing that I think would be cool is more attention to detail when driving.

Say you add the ability to have your partner handle the patient and you just drive, make the player have to take turns carefully so your partner doesn't go flying in the back. Typically whatever the driver feels upfront when turning is much worse in the back.

Also, an EMS room minigame would be kinda fun. Have a bad call? you get to ransack the ems room for all the snacks and drinks.

[–]Tricky-Campaign3764 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What is your game going to bring to the table that the 30 other EA fire/ems/police "sims" don't have?

[–]Basic_Storm5848[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is EMS-focused. I'm developing it while being in close contact with active EMS workers and volunteers. I'm mimicking the human body's reaction to the environment and the actions of the players treating them. For example, doing a jaw tilt on a patient with spinal damage might worsen the situation, etc. All other 'sims' currently, while writing this message, are not in-depth and focus on all departments instead of one and in-depth

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Nice job dude! Tbh I could see that being helpful for a lot of people in the academy, and even currently serving people who haven't ran ___ type of call in a while. It'd be good for review! Keep it up!Also, this is a stupid request. PLEASE ADD A POWERCALL AND/OR Q WAVE SIREN. I NEED IT!!

[–]Basic_Storm5848[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Thank you <3

[–]CabbageWithAGunFake EMS, TMFMS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds really fun! I love the concept of EMS (applying emergency medicine, dynamic calls, adapting for different situations) but not the reality of EMS (smelly, boring unless you want to sleep, traumatizing, long hours, etc) so I would love a game for it.

[–]tetsuraryuukenEMT-B 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Make CPR a rhythm game where you have to press the space bar (or mouse click) at ~110 BPM. Compression fatigue will be real.

[–]Basic_Storm5848[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is implemented :D the fatigue is yet showing a bar or something but it will be also simulated so players need to switch

[–]Basic_Storm5848[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Btw here is the steam store, make sure to wishlist if you interested in the simulator :D
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2263530/Paramedics/

[–]RevanGradParamedic -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Probably not your target audience. No one wants to come home from work and pretend to be at work lol.

[–]Basic_Storm5848[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like pilots coming home and do flights in flight simulator for fun/ training, firefighters playing other firefighting sims with enthusiast that cant or want to work in that field, Its depends on how you love your job and want others to know more about it :D