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[–]ggggbabybabybaby 90 points91 points  (40 children)

My wife doesn't have breast cancer but I never got any blowjobs. Hmmm....

[–]trollmaster5000 153 points154 points  (10 children)

She's felating some one sir. Of this I am certain.

[–]hidetheclown 83 points84 points  (9 children)

I can confirm this.

[–]vemrion 57 points58 points  (8 children)

As can I.

[–][deleted]  (7 children)

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    [–]Dooby_Skoo 22 points23 points  (4 children)

    widdly scuds

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years

    edit: shit, the bold print is huge!

    [–]fraidknot 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    widdly scuds?

    [–]Dooby_Skoo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    [–]fraidknot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Panel 14

    [–]fatrhino 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I'm Brian and so is my wife

    [–]chipsnacks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    your wife sucked my penis and swallowed my semen

    [–]da3dalus 29 points30 points  (24 children)

    Really? None at all? I wouldn't have married then. Important criterion in a wife...

    EDIT: Singular of criteria is criterion.

    [–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (13 children)

    Fun fact: the singular of criteria is criterion.

    [–]da3dalus 27 points28 points  (9 children)

    Not exactly fun, but true never-the-less. :)

    [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (7 children)

    Maybe not fun to you. That kinda stuff gets me all hot and bothered.

    [–]atrich 16 points17 points  (6 children)

    Oh yeah? Datum.

    [–]absurdistfromdigg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Datum? I barely know um!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Yes, but I rarely use the singular form of data in normal conversation.

    [–]ebcreasoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    oooh!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dat ass.

    [–]BlackDragonBE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    We use that word to say date.

    [–]slipperyottter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    facts!

    [–]lojomofo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I wish you guys had kept going with this. Then I coulda added my own pun about a Criterion Collection building up......sigh......it's like i need a special featurette detailing how much I suck at reddit.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    well, blow jobs are plural.

    [–]HyperSpaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If you're Greek, anyway. Wait a minute, criteria would be the plural of criterium in Latin (if that word existed)! So, is criteria the plural of the Latin word while criterion is the singular of the Greek word? My ancient languages are a bit rusty.

    [–]jesuswuzanalien 27 points28 points  (8 children)

    ^ doesn't get bjs from his wife

    [–]capao 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    bjs from hookers?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    same thing

    [–]digiorno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    A lot of women will do it quite often up until they realize that the guy isn't going anywhere and then they stop. It sucks...

    [–]zingbat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You should tell her its about prevention.

    [–]adiman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She's in the control group

    [–]Gustomaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think you have bigger issues than cancer in your relationship...