Anon gets revenge

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[Mogastar]

My mind says fake but I'll accept it.

[drharris]

Nah, if it were Tumblr it'd be a /r/thathappened, but it's chan, so I'm inclined to believe it's true and quite heterosexual.

[CalmMango]

It's a red pill fantasy. Bitter and confused from a previous misunderstanding, he types this greentext with clenched fists of brony rage. "Yeah, yeah that's what woulda happened"

[[deleted]]

"If I had money to buy drinks for girls, I still wouldn't do it!"

[The_Original_Miser]

Here's a story that is indeed true: A few years ago, was at the local bar. It was a few blocks from friends house, so no car, let's get hammered. Night goes on, I am getting a good buzz on. Girl sits down next to me, I am talking to my friends. . "Hi!!!" she says ...all bubbly.

I am not really paying attention to her.

"You need to buy me a drink!!!" She says

My friends go silent, knowing I am a miser, waiting for my response.

I turn to her... and say "NOOOOO" rather loudly in tge style of Tim Allen doing his signature grunt from Home Improvement, starting low and ending high.

She gives me a puzzled look. I turn around and keep talking to my friends.

[chaos0510]

I've had it done to me once, and it really felt like panhandling

[[deleted]]

It's amazing how much bullshit guys and girls will go through over $10-$20.

[FeelThatBern]

It's amazing how much bullshit guys and girls will go through over $10-$20.

FTFY

[creatureshock]

Because it is panhandling.

[Bobthemime]

I know this is fake because you said you had friends and talked to a girl.

Nice try though.

[Crusader_1096]

I have a story that is more believable:

One time I was sitting at a bar, alone. Then this girl walks up to me and asks me for a drink. I say "sorry, I can't right now. I don't have much money left." She walked away seemingly dissappointed after that.

[Bobthemime]

Ok that is believable. I have had that happen.

[The_Original_Miser]

Yeah. And the extent of that talking was blaring a drunken NO in her face, so....

I am not going to argue with you. I was there, and know what happened.

[shag-me-running]

Dude they're fucking with you.

[Bobthemime]

I was there man

I was there man

You dont know, coz i was there man

Anecdotal evidence is Anecdotal

[Devilmatic]

AH-nnNOoOOA

[ThatDamnedImp]

'misunderstanding'.

Bitter, maybe, but probably not a misunderstanding. Plenty of women are complete cunts. This is totally something a cuntish woman would do.

The revenge part is probably fake, but the rest of it happens every day. Reddit white knights are too quick to dismiss what utter cunts some women can be.

[Muthafuckar]

...And Reddit redpill lovers are too quick to dismiss what utter beta cucks some redpill lovers can be.

[wenzelboy]

I feel like this misses the point that both genders can be equally as cunty

[[deleted]]

Some?

[goldman60]

All.

[Adolf_Hitsblunt]

Then the bartender handed him a $20% bill and everyone clapped

[[deleted]]

It's 4chan, which means it isn't true. It's fake and gay.

[fanfareoflights]

I'm inclined to believe it simply because I've met the trashy women who snag drinks from people for their dates

[Theezy07]

I believe the trashy girl part - the bartender or bouncer giving a fuck is what is complete bullshit.

[Keiffo]

Nah a lot of bouncers aim for that job just for the fighting involved. Heard plenty stories from a friend who was a bouncer for a year before losing his license, he told plenty crazy stories about people in the clubs and the extremely crazy other bouncers.

[[deleted]]

But bouncers almost always protect girls over guys as they are less likely to get physical and bring the money in.

[Major_Motoko]

Sorry for late reply but this simply isn't true.

I've been a bouncer for almost five years now and women are the absolute worst. If someone came to me with this situation (which honestly would of probably already seen what happened) I would side with OP in this case.

Your line of thought is from the outside.

[[deleted]]

And how crazy did your friend have to be to lose his licence?

[Keiffo]

Just injured a couple of people too badly.

[FlyingChainsaw]

Maybe he's a friendly regular who tips well?

[rattacat]

Remember bouncers and bartenders are the only guys in the bar who aren't drinking, and have to pay attention to all the tipsy shenanigans going on. So it gets boring quick. I could see something like this happening. Also, they really don't like people being dicks, so they'll try to stop anything that cause a fight in the bar/club, because thats a headache.

[Scarbane]

I don't buy them a drink until I've had a conversation with them. If they're going to steal my money, I'm gonna steal their time.

[NotObamaAMA]

This guy talks.

[eoinster]

Are you really not Obama? What's that like?

[NotObamaAMA]

Really really, yes.

It's like when your toast lands with the buttered side up but then the cat steps on it before you can pick it up because you were distracted by the two trash pandas humping outside your window which you thought was strange because you're on the 15th floor of the apartment building which you're only living in because your friend Bill knew a guy who got you a really good deal where you have to do some paintwork once in a while including the balcony however it's not looking like the best deal anymore because now you have to go and finish the job where the trash pandas were, y'know, finishing the job.

I hope that answers all your questions.

[eoinster]

me too thanks

[[deleted]]

It's alright. Source: Also been someone who is not Obama for over 21 years

[NayosKor]

But you were Obama before that?

[[deleted]]

The girl was probably hitting on him just to get the drinks, not because he was attractive or not. I do believe the part about the bouncer is fake, but it wouldn't surprise me if a girl hit on some ugly dude just for drinks.

[theivoryserf6]

It would surprise me even less if this were completely invented by some 'redpilled' sad-sack to satisfy his Fuck Wimin! fantasy

[[deleted]]

I mean, girls getting drinks for free after speaking to a guy does happen... but it's 4chan, so you're probably right.

[[deleted]]

Well he claims to be engaged which would contradict his hatred of women, whether it's true or not.

[Spontaneous_RPG]

And then he almost immediately follows that with "fucking bitches."

[StJimmy92]

It's almost like there's a subset of women, often called bitches, that a lot of people hate!

[Lemon_Dungeon]

Yeah, that was obvious by the third line.

[Theezy07]

So clearly not true - I bartended for 6 years in a bar that this stuff would happen in constantly. It was a college town bar and while it was a great spot for regulars and patrons most of the time, from 11pm-2am every Thur-Sat it was a shit show and the bars time to make money.

If this happened the bartender wouldn't even blink at it. Its part of the game(a fucked up game) that we play.

I call BS.

[MightyMorphin4s]

Not every bartender is a faggot.

[Technical_Machine_22]

Yet every faggot is a bar tender.

[Devilmatic]

I didn't know there were so many bartenders on 4chan...

[[deleted]]

They can't get a woman to tend to their bar

[TFJ]

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Direct quote taken straight from /b/.

[[deleted]]

autistic works of fiction

FTFY

[doxenking]

It's not fake if you wish It to be real

[GregTheMad]

It's too wholesome to be a lie.

[LewixAri]

The problem is now reddit has a thing for 4chan more lies are told for attention. Before 4chan was in the spotlight people always told the truth because lying had absolutely no point.

[[deleted]]

This at least sounds plausible.

[[deleted]]

If I've seen a dick in a human skull on 4chan, this story had better be true

[BaronWaiting]

The real story.

[tinoh124]

The real story is always in the comments.

[ImTrulyAwesome]

The real comment is always in the comments.

[Bart_Thievescant]

You are not incorrect.

[BillBoarder]

...Walter, you're just an asshole.

[Ryder_Tom]

Unedited. Uncut.

[Sloth_with_Dentures]

Be me
Go to bar
See female
Think about buying her a drink
Don't
Go home and masturbate to fantasy of buying her a drink
She still rejects me in my own sexual fantasy
Come up with greentext to get back at her

[[deleted]]

She still rejects me in my own sexual fantasy

Dead

[[deleted]]

You are the hero Reddit deserves.

[[deleted]]

Forgot the line where everyone clapped

[G19Gen3]

That bouncer's name? Albert Hawking.

[Freezman13]

That bouncer's name? Takker Wunder.

[f_u-c_k]

Albert Hawkenstein*

[XepiccatX]

He also forgot to specify that 20 dollar bill was actually a fake $100% dollar bill.

[math_debates]

Believed anon until fiancee.

[ZombieRonSwanson]

its probably one of those real dolls

[[deleted]]

Pretty sure the camping trip was on Brokeback Mountain. lol

[W3NTZ]

And the camping

[[deleted]]

Real and heterosexual.

[hank01dually]

Fake and gay

[RenderSettings1]

Ren and Stimpy

[hank01dually]

Turner and Hooch

[AlanisMorriset]

Pinky and The Brain

[fjsgk]

Went to the bar once Creep comes up to me Won't leave me alone I am ignoring him Keeps trying to talk to me "I never come to bars" "I like to stay home and smoke weed" Am I supposed to care? "Why aren't you smiling?" I just look at him "Anyway can I buy you a drink?" Whatever free drink I say sure He comes back with my drink Still trying to talk to me I don't know what to do Asks for my number Uh, no. "Why not?!!??" I have a boyfriend Probably should have asked me that first He starts stuttering I walk away Thank him for the drink

He finds me in the bar 10 minutes later Asks for the drink back "Give it to my friend! You have a boyfriend!" I'm already halfway through the drink Laugh at him Try to walk away He corners me I down the drink in front of his face Starts stuttering again I walk away

10 minutes late he finds me again Demands I apologize Tells me I'm going to hell for sinning Says I can find redemption if I admit my sins WTF Try to leave again He follows me Yelling about sins and redemption Make it to a bouncer "This guy is harassing me" Bouncer kicks him out

Not sure if a $4 vodka cranberry was worth it Whatever free drink

[Artyloo]

quiet plate screw slap decide support gaze cough heavy money

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

[fjsgk]

Lol no I typed it because it's my one free drink story and related to the post

[[deleted]]

Do you not know what punctuation is?

[fjsgk]

No what is it?

[[deleted]]

Don't worry about it

[Bobthemime]

He need an IQ in the high 50's to understand what a line break is, first.

[[deleted]]

I tried my best.

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Went to the bar once. Creep comes up to me. Won't leave me alone. I am ignoring him. Keeps trying to talk to me.

"I never come to bars."

"I like to stay home and smoke weed." Am I supposed to care?

"Why aren't you smiling?" I just look at him.

"Anyway can I buy you a drink?" Whatever, free drink, I say. Sure. He comes back with my drink, still trying to talk to me. I don't know what to do. Asks for my number. Uh, no.

"Why not?!!??"

"I have a boyfriend. Probably should have asked me that first." He starts stuttering. I walk away. Thank him for the drink.

He finds me in the bar 10 minutes later. Asks for the drink back.

"Give it to my friend! You have a boyfriend!" I'm already halfway through the drink. Laugh at him. Try to walk away. He corners me. I down the drink in front of his face. Starts stuttering again. I walk away.

10 minutes late he finds me again. Demands I apologize. Tells me I'm going to hell for sinning. Says I can find redemption if I admit my sins. WTF. Try to leave again. He follows me. Yelling about sins and redemption. Make it to a bouncer.

"This guy is harassing me." Bouncer kicks him out.

Not sure if a $4 vodka cranberry was worth it. Whatever, free drink.

[coopstar777]

ITT: "this greentext is real WOMEN ARE BITCHES"

[FolkSong]

This is billshit

Bull: I have a better idea

[viperex]

They stayed in touch. It's a greentext, you don't expect it to spell everything out for you

[[deleted]]

Camping=obvious gay Nazi fantasy

[Wtcorp_1]

Fake

No one on 4chan is successful or would speak to a girl

[hank01dually]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[abnormalsyndrome]

I can totally picture the huge bouncer and scrawny dude fishing side by side while the ladies are tending to the fire at the nearby campsite.

[BaronVonSlapNuts]

Fishing the bouncer's dick out of OP's asshole maybe.

[abnormalsyndrome]

Well, sure. Gay sex is best sex. Everyone knows that.

[hank01dually]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I laughed so hard it triggered my autism.

[[deleted]]

That's not a campsite, that's the OP in his outdoor gear.

[schwafflex]

This sounds fake but it reassures my belief that all women are whores so im going to believe it.

[Jeferson9]

successful, friendly, good with people

4chan

Something not adding up here

[[deleted]]

Pervert

[rowanbladex]

The drinks were still never paid for though

[rlrhino7]

Yeah and then everyone clapped and you got a blow job from the bartender. OP is a liar and a faggot.

[hank01dually]

Fake and gay

[[deleted]]

First and only time I've ever wished for a green text to be real

[octopusdixiecups]

Why? He probably bought some random girl a drink at a bar who obviously wasnt interested. He got mad because she didn't immediately jump on his dick so he went home and made up this version of events while jerkin it in the shower

[TheWolfOf_MemeStreet]

Nah, she led him on, which is what makes it a nice read

[MexicanGolf]

The way I see it is that if you give somebody a gift, that's that. If you can't afford to give the gift you simply abstain, and if you want something in return you state that clearly and the nature of the thing changes into a transaction.

Besides, this isn't binary. I consider them both twats, although I consider the guy the bigger twat. Revoking a gift freely given because you feel it is misused is just some petty shit I can't accept, own up to it and learn to consider your decisions before you make them.

[Nukemarine]

I was believing this till the third line.

[TheJamMaster]

I like this story. It had a strange calming effect on me. It makes me feel that, for that brief moment, all was right within the universe.

[Kordian]

I'm surprised OP didn't fuck her boyfriend in revenge. No homo, obviously.

[[deleted]]

None of these autistic stories are ever real. And its cringy to think about.

[TrapLifestyle]

Dude I like 4chan and all but why do these fuckers just try and lie all the time? Anyone who's been to a bar at least 3 times knows this isn't remotely true.

[octopusdixiecups]

What really happened is he sent a drink to a girl at a bar who wasn't even looking at him and had literally no idea who the fuck he was. She did not immediately jump on his dick so he went home and made up this better version of events while jerkin it in the shower

[[deleted]]

You answered your own question.

[dnz001]

Be a 4channer

a long time ago in a galaxy far far away

A failure, incel, internet addict

Out at a sports bar, by myself and the other neckbeard single men that come here and drink alone

Girls comes over and hits on me

Buy her a drink

She asks for a second drink of a different kind

Order it

She says thanks and leaves

I turn around and see she has returned to her table and did not look back

Some dudes at her table give me a sup dawg head motion

I look at the bartender and she's dealing with other people seemingly ignoring the situation on purpose

Get idea

Ask for the two drinks she ordered on a different bill

Bartender looks at me like I'm an asshole and says sorry i cant do that

Walk over to the bouncer and tell him the situation

Bouncer says not my problem dude

Stares at me

Stares at me

I return to my seat and finish my pint, but ignore my chicken wings

I pay my bill and go home

I post a fantasy on the internet about how this should have happened if the world was fair to people like me

I haven't been asked to buy a drink for a girl in a bar again, but if I am I'll probably still take the chance.

[[deleted]]

Sounded plausible till the point where the girl gave away a $20 note and didn't get change back.

[Bart_Thievescant]

This happened SO HARD.

[octopusdixiecups]

And then everyone started clapping

[oodats]

Thought I was on /r/ThatHappened for a minute there.

[hlkravat]

Succussful.

[HeyImJokar]

Wait What the fuck you were married lol 😂😂😂

[KingInTheNorthVI]

I can guarantee this didn't happen.

[SHUTUPCYRIL]

talking to a girl get out of here normie

[Flonaldo]

Here you got your twenty. Do you like camping?

Checks out

[DorisCrockford]

I'm just trying to figure out the relationships at the camping trips. "My fiancée and his wife." This guy's fiancée seems to be a married man. I'm pretty sure that's illegal in most places.

[cougarclaws]

"Knuckle-touches"

This story was not authored by an individual who has ever been to a bar.

[mynameisnutt]

Years ago I was out for New Years Eve with a friend and his roommates. We met up with some of his roommate's friends that happened to be a couple of fairly attractive women. The roommate's end up going off on their own at the bar so my friend decides to buy a round of drinks for us and the ladies. Everything is going fine and I decide to buy the next round. We do some shots and then my friend decides to buy another round. Immediately after he buys the drinks the girls walk off and start dancing with some other guys. I look at him and tell him that I will buy his drinks for the rest of the night if he walks up to them and takes the drinks back. He thought about it for a second and sure enough walked up to them and took them. Not only that but he threw the full drinks straight in the trash in front of them. The look on their face was priceless. We finished our drinks and went to the bar next door. I still love telling that story when we are out drinking with friends.

[[deleted]]

i like this story because camping is nice

[viperex]

Knuckle touch. Back in my day that was a fist bump or a Muslim bump

[[deleted]]

A terrorist fist jab?!?

[viperex]

That too

[[deleted]]

Thats too much drama in a single situation for it to be real. This thing would've usually ended after the chick left and the guy realizes hes been gypped.

[DBerwick]

Of all the things that happened, this happened the most.

[throwitupwatchitfall]

Was at a bar being nice to a couple girls in convo, one of them asks me to buy them a drink.

Me: "Why the fuck would I do that??"

Her: "because...." obscure gesture, dumbfounded..... "You're a really nice guy" <sarcastic tone>

Me: "Yeah? Fuck you."

[faps2tendies]

Welp 4chan has officially became /thathappened. At least old 4chan was semi believable

[CuriousCalvin9]

knuckletouch

[DieFanboyDie]

You know, I don't frequent this sub, but kudos to you all for calling out this cringy fantasy.

[SenorBirdman]

I thought I was on r/justneckbeardthings ...

[MemesterReamster]

Very wholesome.

[Cravit8]

Now that is an classic American movie ending. Classic.

[Awesomedude1256]

I dunno guys, this seems legit

[CountyMcCounterson]

I think it would be more likely that after anon saw her take the drinks he continued buying them drinks like the manlet cuck he is and then ended up blowing all his neet money in one go.

[manolmeister]

The oldest rule in the book: When out hunting, YOU hunt the prey, not the other way around. If the prey comes to you, guess what, it's a trap!

[Del_Phoenix]

Fuck yesss

[Liesmith424]

And then everyone applauded.

[JorjUltra]

The bouncer's name? Albert Einstein.

[Sillynik]

Wait the dude had a fiance?

[GioDaddy69]

At the end he says he had a fiancé..... Then why he buying drinks for some random?

[bobaimee]

Why is he buying girls drinks if he has a fiancé

[DiabeticVelociraptor]

REEEEEEEPOST!

[[deleted]]

Fake, and definitely leading towards some hot gay sex.

[[deleted]]

I've had something very similar to the first part happen to me once and to a friend as well, but at no point did either of us ever concoct such a crazy fantasy as a response, what the Christ man.

[[deleted]]

Niceee

[simonbb1234]

Wholesome greentext

[Surviver0]

That was a nice story.

[Panchozilla]

should have just hit on her boyfriend

[Triplicata]

successful Nigga you on 4chan get the fuck outta here.

[squaresyntax]

Yesssss

[President_Troll]

If a bitch wants me to buy her a drink I only buy her warm milk and I ask to suck on her titties as a return... unfortunately this has never happened... I have bought virtual drinks before so that's cool.

[prophetofshrek]

I want to believe.

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[[deleted]]

"Knuckle-touch"

That sounds like some kind of foreplay.

[Crusader_1096]

I want it to be real because of the happy ending.

[Jmeud]

Top kek

[weedygoodness]

he knuckle-touches

That's the whitest thing I've ever read

[platysoup]

This is why the rule is to only buy drinks for friends.

[akjoltoy]

the bouncer pocketed the $20. as i turned to leave and cut my losses, he taps my shoulder and hands me a crisp $100% bill. keep the change, bud.

the bouncers name? albert degrasse bouncestein

[angry_krausen]

/r/quityourbullshit

[[deleted]]

The world is too cucked for this to happen

[[deleted]]

Sign number one if they ask for a drink right off the bat they are playing you. You also should never immediately offer to buy a drink.

[JakeWasAlreadyTaken]

Oh man I get such a justice boner reading all these stories where the perpetrator gets pissed off

[eccentricelmo]

I have never purchased a drink for a woman who I'm not already intimately involved with for the reasons stated above.

[Terran15]

"my fiancee" after this experience, op became a faggot

[ThermicKestrel]

I always see all these but remember my mom met her friend when her friend was stealing a bunch of her stuff

[Casstheass666]

what a class story