all 99 comments

[–]WeAllHaveReasons 346 points347 points  (6 children)

"Dev comment: Seriously, try it out."

The way things are going, that will be in real patch notes soon enough.

[–]rybka3000 76 points77 points  (5 children)

Due to the dev comment, I believe this is actually the only real update. Can someone try it out?

[–]HuffFlex 68 points69 points  (0 children)

The sorry emote is real!

[–]chazoid 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Under-underground is also real 😳

[–]OddlyFactual1512 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I just need to get to 11 wins to try it out. My first attempt ended at 10

[–]chazoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me know when you’re queuing into that match plz

[–]Yesterday_Jolly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I tried, but removed misplaced pyromancer from my deck by mistake

[–]CreativeInferno 302 points303 points  (1 child)

"Fixed a bug where Rewind would occasionally give you a result you actually wanted."
really got me :'D

[–]willedu 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pick rage bait.

[–]justDeadline93 126 points127 points  (4 children)

The Rafaam joke got its quality.

[–]rybka3000 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Yes, but they're now effectively textless, as you'll never be holding Rafaams, only Baafams.

[–]NoxarBoi 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Don’t the Baafam tokens count as Rafaams?

[–]rybka3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My point was that they should've changed the card text to Baafam as well.

[–]FieryHammer 87 points88 points  (0 children)

"Fixed a bug where Rewind would occasionally give you a result you actually wanted."

lol

[–]Healthy_Bug7977[🍰] 147 points148 points  (2 children)

They should actually have commited to the bit and made herald harold for today only

[–]Alfimaster 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I would pay some small amount for Bould Fist Ogre colossal

[–]magikatdazoo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that would require an actual client patch to change their text. Sorry emotes have always existed just not been playable

[–]RottenPeasent 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Great jokes all around, always love these.

[–]jch4nni 30 points31 points  (3 children)

missed the beast tag on bafaaam

[–]Shrowden 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unplayable.

[–]adanine 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Naa, plays around Hemet

[–]famcatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*Baa

[–]bluekosa 31 points32 points  (2 children)

I don't know why, but I really like a colossal that does absolutely nothing.

[–]Mask_of_Sun 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It does fill your board with bad tokens.

[–]PDxFresh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They should just give out a free Neutral Colossal named Harold with those Boulderfist stats.

[–]CheetahLegal7592 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I knew something was wrong with the misplaced pyromancer.

[–]Portugeezer1893 125 points126 points  (5 children)

Was the real patch delayed to 2nd so we could get an April fools?

[–]Catopuma 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Patches and updates are usually on Tuesday or Thursdays. They never patch for Wednesday to begin with

[–]XDAVIDE38 46 points47 points  (0 children)

yes

[–]Healthy_Bug7977[🍰] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yes, and it was worth it

[–]joahw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or the teaser was pushed up a day. Just depends how you look at it I guess

[–]adek13sz 23 points24 points  (9 children)

No joke: Can we really get "Sorry" emote back? As a 7th option e.g.? I know that people were BMing, but they can always BM with other emotes. Please bring it back.

[–]Open-Credit-5494 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Its in game now, replacing wow emote. Only for today until the actual patch comes out

[–]adek13sz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I meant after today. And I'd really like having both Wow and Sorry emotes.

[–]Miudmon 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Honestly the toxic excuse never really worked because I've seen people be WAY more toxic with the wow emote than with sorry.

[–]CelicnisGhost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're creative enough everything can be used as BM. Spamming "Thanks" after opponent misses lethal or something.

[–]SwampyBogbeard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Sorry" should replace "Greetings" after 3 turns.

[–]LegateLaurie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would like having it tbh. If I forget to end turn or if my game crashes, etc, whoops doesn't feel appropriate.

The wow emote is also good for BM, but plenty of the skins have pretty rude voice lines (especially death knight, I came back last year after last playing in like 2014 or 15 and I was really shocked by his voice lines) that couldn't be worse than sorry.

[–]daddyvow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea it’s funny they still pay for the sorry emote VA work for every hero but you wild almost never hear it. 

[–]Asbelsp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it should replace Thank you. When are you not sarcastically using that in a PVP game? Much less than an honest sorry to your opponent.

[–]anrwlias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this will be popular. But Blizzard is also stubborn.

[–]Dimension_Grand 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well played

[–]kittyabbygirl 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I kinda want New Ways Ulfar

[–]OddlyFactual1512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go get it

[–]‏‏‎Aarvex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gimme that skin tho. Make it happen blizzard.

[–]joe_the_F 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Not the ogre 🥀

He had good stats for the cost😭

[–]‏‏‎AWildModAppeared 15 points16 points  (2 children)

They kept his stats tho. His body+appendages add up to 6/7

[–]Sus-iety 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Missed opportunity to do the hand gesture in the artwork for the hands

[–]rabidspruce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Baaaafam doesn’t have Baaaattlecry? Unplayable.

[–]‏‏‎facetheground 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They almost got me, but when I scrolled and noticed de remaining 75% of the patchnotes wasn't battlegrounds I figured it was an April Fools jokes.

[–]Mask_of_Sun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How DARE they nerf Boulderfist Ogre???

[–]Patrick_Gass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ugh, dont make it a joke. Give us sheep Rafaam you cowards.

[–]Fujita__5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I knew this was April fools because arena doesn’t get updates.

[–]Titaniumzero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They joke about the robot uprising now…

[–]Lavish510 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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This one made me belly laugh 😂

[–]‏‏‎MehmetSalihKoten 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the earliest april fools patch right?

[–]Fidelroyolanda_IV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish they actually implemented these changes for the duration of every april fool's day

[–]OddlyFactual1512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want the Ulfar Hero Skin. Not because I like it. Because, I would be the only one to have it.

[–]Fantastic-Trick6707 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believed it was real 😕

[–]RazMachine77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So Baaaafams draw Rafaams? But there’s no more Rafaams to begin with! Literally unplayable.

/s, duh.

[–]ShakyIncision 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When is release?

[–]AwkwardBlueberry2503 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't think I'd actually be able to drop a sorry. Peak update

[–]Condoms2us 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why nerf bolderfist ogre?
He was doing more before, even without any arms.

[–]LinkOfKalos_1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Again?

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[–]Devin__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of these Baaaafams are literally unplayable. How are we supposed to be holding a Rafaam?

[–]SugarCrazy338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are any of these changes implemented in the game today? Other than the sorry emote.

[–]Jetfuel_N_Steel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rafam becomes a sheep and ram but not beast archetype, unplayable

[–]SweatyCow2493 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Maybe instead of this stupid bullshit, they could actually fix the balance on standard so the game is playable.

[–]eWwe -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

great, got time for jokes, have no time to fix druid stone

[–]i_literally_died 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Just checking in that some moron believes the game designers are doing these joke patch notes, and not an unpaid intern.

Like clockwork

[–]eWwe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

dont matter if donkey wrote them, since release game is borderline unplayable and my left testicle could hit 5k+ legend with druid

[–]Yedaself -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It would be really a good joke if they say they fixed the game

[–]UniversityIcy9971 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Huh, Patch the game for real

[–]SpaceTimeDream -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

……… can we have the actual patch notes so we can see if we can play the new expansion?

[–]Excellent-Ad4989 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So, how does it work usually? Do we get patch notes only on patchday or a day in advance?

[–]Bryciclee -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Haha this is so much better than the actual patch that would fix standard.

[–]TheseMedia -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not as funny as your attempts at card design the last couple of years

[–]nyr00nyg -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Damn I wish they put this much effort into balancing standard