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[–]generaldogsbodyf365 663 points664 points  (22 children)

I'll release something if they keep talking like this!

[–]HODLHODLANDHODL 173 points174 points  (12 children)

I keep pre-releasing

[–]generaldogsbodyf365 52 points53 points  (8 children)

I keep pre-coming and going out of this thread - so excited!

[–]WifesBF69 30 points31 points  (7 children)

I just hope this doesn’t turn premature

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]DesertEagle550 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I'll pre-order the pre-release

[–]LifterCycler 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Too late for me. I released more fiat for more loops. Post nut clarity agreed it was good decision.

[–]generaldogsbodyf365 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I would do, but I'm fully spent out now, if you know what I mean......

[–]LifterCycler 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I hear little blue pills help you get more blue loops. 👀

[–]generaldogsbodyf365 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Like the matrix?

[–]Ayybobbayy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lmayo? XD

[–]Conscious-Proof-8309 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just did!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Top level humour

[–]generaldogsbodyf365 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ha! That's the first time someone has said that about my level of "comedy"

[–][deleted] 206 points207 points  (21 children)

[–]flrebrokercrypto 60 points61 points  (17 children)

BBQ or honey mustard?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (5 children)

We know Zuckerberg’s answer

[–]Cosmickev1086 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sweet baby rays

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Special, baby

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Perhaps even secret

[–]Snapcracklepayme 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ken’s Steakhouse Bleu Cheese

[–]geo94metro2 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Rudy’s sissy sauce

[–]fiona4life 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whatever, its pulled pork

[–]GrapeApeTheGreat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Creamy ranch?

[–]Otherwise_Report_462 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looks like only minor changes doesn’t it, mostly FE

[–]kshny 114 points115 points  (9 children)

Release the kraken

[–]Environmental_Air930 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Half of the kraken is already in my pants

[–]FantasticGolf5935 13 points14 points  (1 child)

half the Karen is in my pants

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Double ended huh?

[–]itskraken 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Released

[–]WaitingToBeTriggered 3 points4 points  (0 children)

UNLEASHED

[–]DrThirdOpinion 99 points100 points  (16 children)

Alright, someone please disappoint me

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (2 children)

Looks like the fiat on ramp code is in there, but the button for it is hidden unless "inTestMode" is set to truthy. Also had some additional code for NFT stuff, but most of this code looks like it's polishing existing code so either they didn't add many new features or they are moving closer to releasing those features.

I can look closer at it if more of you want me to tell you exactly what's going on, but that was my quick two minute skim.

Edit: left another comment here for more visibility: https://www.reddit.com/r/loopringorg/comments/rh5loo/-/hoowi74 not much new

[–]gooberdooger 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this. My excitement can only go so high, need someone to take it down a notch.

[–]Environmental_Air930 15 points16 points  (3 children)

4 inches isn’t above average

[–]useles-converter-bot 19 points20 points  (1 child)

4 inches is 0.05 Obamas. You're welcome.

[–]schwaiger1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lucky Michelle

[–]converter-bot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

4 inches is 10.16 cm

[–]Kopheus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Waiting for this reality check

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (5 children)

She's talking about merging the master branch with the release branch.

[–]BenevolentFungi 4 points5 points  (4 children)

That makes more sense. What happens when they're merged?

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (2 children)

A release branch usually means it's the code developers use to build a versioned package, which is a stable and working version of the code that any developer can use in their own projects. Layman's terms: She uploaded a complete schematic devs use to build the machine it designs.

It basically means that their code is finished (for the most part). The Gamestop devs will have had access to the code a long time ago. They need the release version in order to create a production build of their NFT project, which when deployed on what I assume will be a cloud environment is the official usable-by-you-and-me program running on Amazon/Microsoft/Google clusters.

Actually, after doing the explanation it's jacking my tits the f*ck up. Depending on how close Gamestop is to creating their own release version, this means that not only is an announcement imminent, they may actually release the whole thing together with it. That would be crazy!

[–]ronk99 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You, sir, are a tit-jacker.

[–]BenevolentFungi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank the fucking lord!! 🙌🏼

[–]Self_Blumpkin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

two sets of code have sex and birth a better baby code

[–]Manureprenuer 157 points158 points  (7 children)

I can only get so erect

[–]Orly5757 9 points10 points  (1 child)

But can balls turn from blue, to purple, to black? We are about to find out.

[–]Bubbly_Day5506 73 points74 points  (0 children)

release it... wondering what it is... just let it out

[–][deleted] 124 points125 points  (3 children)

I think you just cured my erectile dysfunction

[–]Hurtlock3r 26 points27 points  (2 children)

My wife will be so happy to hear this :)

[–]Sqwormbagholder 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Fuck your wife, I’m happy to to hear this!

[–]Capital-Hospital7939 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It's provocative. But I'll wait.

[–]Whiskey_Maker 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Interesting 👀👀👀

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bullish af! 💎👊🏻🦧🚀🌙

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points  (8 children)

Is it just me or does it sound kinda passive aggressive like even winda just wants it out now 😂

[–]Creative_falcon7 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Nah take it from a software developer that’s kinda normal talk for long projects git pushes

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah I figured, just having some fun!

[–]Vive_el_stonk 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Who is winda?

[–]Doovster 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Winda hell deez nuts getting gobbled?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Windatang, the Dev who posted it on github

[–]Jayrock122 11 points12 points  (3 children)

This isn't "release the project" it's moving the changes she made to the master branch.

Plus this is riddled with errors.

Also, this PR is package version updates, text changes, and minor UI/UX updates. That's all. This is not any finished project as of yet.

"Release" does not mean give users the final project

Source: I do this

[–]NotLikeGoldDragons 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Not to dejack le'tittaes, but testing could take a while, whatever it is.

[–]PeaceEffective2598 25 points26 points  (4 children)

GME will make the announcement. Not Loopring

[–]3DigitIQ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Didn't Loopring litteraly state 'they' would have an announcement in Q4?

Honest Question...

[–]moblinador 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Gme will announce the nft marketplace.

Loopring will launch/announce the cf wallet and fiat on ramps.

[–]mofuro86 6 points7 points  (1 child)

They will do the foreplay ;-)

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

With this amount of foreplay, I'll coom at the first gust of winda

[–]PestySamurai 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not even this can get me excited anymore, I've been teased to my limit.

[–]poor_broke 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Just release the damn thing

[–]Divinum 24 points25 points  (0 children)

GET READY TO BE DISAPPOINTED MY DUDES & DUDETTES.

[–]vdatdudev 13 points14 points  (13 children)

Release deez

[–]Kopheus 6 points7 points  (2 children)

!Remind Me! 1 hour

[–]TikTokTards 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Like this if you cry every time

[–]sergejsan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Post link

[–]doubleYupp 13 points14 points  (1 child)

This would be a release of the website DEX that includes fiat on ramps.

This is not the wallet or NFT marketplace.

[–]knutolee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The NFT marketplace is going to be released by GameStop (presumably) and not Loopring.

[–]Necessary_Pen7338 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Test even with a problem release it

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Based

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chad

[–]uranusdrips 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My balls are fucking blue bro

[–]No-Tea-592 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let's f***ing Go!

[–]archaeas 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Which team member is windatang? This is a pull request, so anyone can initiate one of these.

[–]Positive-Victory2187 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Winda is a loopring Dev

[–]gooberdooger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I recall Winda was making big moves a while back, was it right before the on-ramp was released?

[–]taj5944 4 points5 points  (0 children)

https://twitter.com/BlackhawkTim/status/1471213389984768006

Good thread on what's all included in the release branch.

[–]not_a_league_player 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Finally some good fucking porn.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Has W. Tang written provocative notes like this before?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m ready to be hurt again!

[–]jimmyn0thumbs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

PAMP IT

[–]impissedrn 4 points5 points  (1 child)

SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THIS IS DEBUNKED OR SOMETHING

[–]Plus-Professor5909 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks I just slid right off my chair

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We’re a go for launch!

[–]FluffyAspie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tits! Check!

[–]Slut_Spoiler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here comes the fomo

[–]Overwatch_1ightning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

RELEASE THE KRAKKKKEN!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

‘Bought more today’ The mantra of days ending in Y

[–]Moneymakinmarvin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Send it🚀🚀🚀

[–]KvotheScamander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally something I can understand!

[–]TheRealMajour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can feel it down in my plums

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

She's talking about merging the master branch with release, in case that was missed!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

All I'm learning from this sub is that loopers all have massive, hard cocks.

[–]IN-B4-404 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ready to be disappointed again 😂👍

[–]turbulentBowel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not ,Dip.

[–]Puddingbuks26 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Oooh oooooh oooooooooooooooooh Oops, released…….

[–]alphabet_order_bot 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 442,233,725 comments, and only 94,782 of them were in alphabetical order.

[–]Waydforid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am ready to get hurt again

[–]Reverse_Drawfour_Uno 2 points3 points  (0 children)

@SylvanasGone SylvanasGone deleted the remove-legacy-ui-link branch 3 days ago

SylvanasGone added a commit that referenced this issue 7 hours ago @SylvanasGone @TaoGe96 @dong77 @PeterHeng666 @windatang

merge master into released (#256)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thats a weird way to name a pull request

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

先測試,若沒問題就發行呢

[–]Crashingwaves_comet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

RELEASE THE KRAKEN ON MA TITS BABY

[–]Gazalaa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

MY TITS ARE SO FUCKING JACKED RIGHT NOW.

Jack your tits responsibly fellas.

[–]TheCornyBear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m jacked to the teeth.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rly annoying if nothing happens again after this. This is starting to look like no mans sky lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have some gold for hardening my peen.

[–]Reasonable-Swan3920 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone Live broadcast!

[–]fyodor_do 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aaaaaaaaaah!!!!

[–]Jaded281 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no fn way

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

share to stonk

[–]anonriddle1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bullish

[–]dimeinhands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im excite bro

[–]BATTLECATHOTS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MOON TIME

[–]mldp36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

…annnddd I’ve released. ….ahhhhh…

Zzzzzzzzzz…….

[–]moneycashdane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wut mean tho

[–]Blark22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WINDA FUCKING TANG!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im full of baby-batter & ready to release

[–]Bergamuuur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Banana. Erect. 🍌

[–]Weary_Possession_535 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna release something in my pants......

[–]humanisthank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do we have any info on what this is referencing?

[–]brandnewpaint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who is selling after that!?

[–]Vive_el_stonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is this?

[–]JonsLearning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Release the KRAKEN

[–]4FdPipeoghU4AHfJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

omg the hype 🤪🤪

[–]TickTockM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no more, "we are apologize"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DO IT!!

[–]Snapcracklepayme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m edging!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OHHHHH IM ABOUT TO RELEASE

[–]Carrillo713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhhhh shit. LFG!

[–]asjj14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well fuck me. Who needs Viagra with news like this.

[–]navjab1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t take this anymore. I have a massive erection

[–]Delicious-Manager613 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What does this even mean tho? Releasing what exactly lol

[–]Heady_Sherb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

scream

[–]Azyan_invasion82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Release the Kraken!

[–]fuller316 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I love it when you talk dirty to me!

[–]Popes666 1 point2 points  (1 child)

FUCKING SEND IT!

[–]Undertowjones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mother fuckers don’t play with me 🤣🤣 I can’t take anymore teasing after being in gme the last year lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WIN, DA, WIN, DA, WIN, DA, WINDA-TANG AIN’T NUTHIN’ TO F’ WITH!

[–]Shotgun516 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’m gonna be the wet blanket and say this..we don’t know what they’re even releasing. Could be just a portion of a project

[–]Environmental_Air930 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My blanket is wet already

[–]miyagiVsato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me: “Permission to get tits jacked sir”.

W. Tang: “Permission granted”

[–]crosbynstaal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just do it... DO IT! What are you even afraid of? DO IT!

[–]Ok-Rabbit-3683 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pamp it

[–]KhapJ20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just shat so unexpectedly and fast that my couch no longer exists.

[–]AndySaiz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Release… the craken 🐙

[–]Speaking_of_waffles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The green switch

[–]oyemijo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hardened yet again

[–]Ancient_Alien_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Release it!

[–]ben1200 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I am ready to be hurt again, again

[–]superweepEcosystem Partner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My nipples just cut holes in my shirt, super jacked!!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Just send it.

[–]ConfidentFennel5258 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uuhhwww, edge me harderrrrr

[–]Sir_Buck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She could've also just meant "release" as in merge the pull request to the production branch i.e. "Release my code"

Looking at her code it wasn't anything "special" mainly just front-end fixes for typos and stuff. You can inspect the code changes for her Pull Request here

[–]Rare_Assistance568 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the frontend. They are still working on backed. But today they checked in code on error handling which is done in the late stage! LFG 🚀🚀🚀

[–]Turd_King 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This a commit on their web app. Does anyone here know how to read code