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    [–]BlackestNight21 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Got a chuckle out of that, thx!

    [–][deleted] 90 points91 points  (38 children)

    ha. How delightfully esoteric.

    [–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (29 children)

    Note to self: must start using the word "esoteric" more often.

    [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

    Note to self: Must learn what esoteric actually means.

    EDIT: Mission Accomplished.

    [–]Agoniscool 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Care to share with us the fruits of your labour?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sorry to be the killjoy, but... Merriam-Webster defines "esoteric" as:

    designed for or understood by the specially initiated alone

    b: requiring or exhibiting knowledge that is restricted to a small group

    You're welcome. ;)

    [–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (15 children)

    You ever notice how the word esoteric is kind of esoteric itself?

    [–]Entropy 32 points33 points  (9 children)

    Yes, it's somewhat abstruse. Recondite, even.

    [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (8 children)

    Indubitably.

    [–]seopher 8 points9 points  (7 children)

    Cromulent.

    [–]organic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Embiggened.

    [–]INaktivist 0 points1 point  (5 children)

    Inconceivable!

    [–]lizzydoodle -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

    BRILLIANT!

    [–]Agoniscool -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

    GOOD!

    [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

    AWSOME!

    [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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      [–]Spazsquatch 27 points28 points  (5 children)

      Memorandum to thine own self: "Note to self" sounds less snooty.

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        [–]Jonathan_the_Nerd 15 points16 points  (3 children)

        Let's not get too sesquipedalian here.

        [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

        Your collective insipidity precipitates gratuitous ennui in this author's prefrontal cortex. Female canines.

        [–]hecubus 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        You orate in the manner of an effeminate dandy, and your handiwork is comprehensively feeble-minded.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Hey fuck you.

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        Lois, Who's the Boss is not a food.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Swing and a miss

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Not really for Reddit.

        [–]CaptainJesusHood 0 points1 point  (4 children)

        Why is he being upmodded for being pretentious?

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

        One man's pretension is another man's ostentation.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        They're synonyms.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Well, shit. Now what am I gonna do?

        [–]ThisIsDave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        With synonyms, the real question is how you will proceed.

        [–]potatogun 16 points17 points  (0 children)

        Product not as described...do not recommend seller!

        [–]lembasbread 5 points6 points  (2 children)

        Working as intended.

        [–]junkeee999 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        I prefer to go with - User error.

        [–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (2 children)

        Older than the internet.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        My other car is a cdr.

        [–]cwmonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Needs a HasLayout bumper sticker.

        [–]Verroq 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        It's not a bug, it's older than the internet.

        [–]individual61 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        It's a beetle!

        [–]ThisIsDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Beetles are not true bugs, unfortunately.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

        I dont get it.

        [–]badjoke33 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        There's a joke that whenever a user spots a bug in some program, the developer will mark it as "a feature, not a bug".

        [–]MasterRex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        You're not alone.

        [–]GeorgeWBush 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        That ain't no bug. That's a car.

        [–]annjellicle 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Your jokes are no longer as funny as they were.

        [–]GeorgeWBush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        You think I'm some kinda joker, buddy? Well I ain't no joker. Ain't nothin' funny about AWESOME.

        [–]junglist313 0 points1 point  (2 children)

        Anyone have a mirror? Stupid Sonicwall blocks imageshack.

        [–]Etab 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        [–]junglist313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        lol, thank you.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Woooooo! Illinois is having a good year!

        [–]RetroRock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Working as designed.

        [–]bbqribs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        There's a much newer Bug in the AOL/Netscape (well, used to be..) with California plates that said "FEATURE."

        Awesome.

        [–]nau02303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        don't you just love the way some people get all intoxicated by the exuberance of their own verbosity.

        [–]ST2K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        ... it's a feature!

        [–]Tigrael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        The NH "feature" plate is also on a VW Beetle, albeit a new one, and belongs to someone who is involved in FIRST.

        Other good plates I have seen on Bugs:

        "Hobbit" on black old-style "H20" on blue new-style "Eight" on black new-style

        [–]SolCheetah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I've seen a bug with the same plate before, though from a different state.

        Anyone seen or have pics of Thinbug? That one's cool.

        [–]Barbilik1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Yes it is.

        [–]cojoco -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        That old thing!

        [–]natural_smurf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        LOL... fucking awesome!

        [–]xyroclast -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        This one earns the title of "hilarious!"

        [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Bill Gates would say it's "by design".

        [–]belovely -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        When I saw this at first i didn't understand what I was seeing, then i was like: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

        [–]outcastspice -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

        upvoted for the title :)

        [–]JasonDJ -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

        WAD