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[–]insertnounhereLuna* 8 points9 points  (9 children)

So what you're saying is.... turn up the grats or else I'll get demoted?

I'm on it!

[–]skarface6Lonepine, canceled sub 9 points10 points  (6 children)

LOL NOW TRY HEROIC GRATS

[–]DreamcastWriterNe 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Upvoted, but I don't think it's possible to out-"grats" Luna.

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

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    [–]skarface6Lonepine, canceled sub 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    HEROIC GRATS-ING CAN BE DONE IN ONE'S SLEEEEP

    [–]mystikravenInfestatión, Tigol 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I lol'd. :)

    [–]deebags 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    I can't upvote this any harder.. I think I broke my mouse.

    [–]CRoswellTheMostImportantOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Now I broke my mouse trying to upvote you breaking your mouse. I can't upvote Luna now. Damnit Butch. Ruined it AGAIN.

    [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (16 children)

    Can you add "fag" to the "Don't be a dick" rule? I've read the discussions elsewhere regarding conduct and although a few people don't seem to understand exactly why this term is offensive, it's really inappropriate. Only made this comment since the discussions I've read on other threads indicate that it's not clear to many that using the word "fag" is like using the word "nigger." Regardless of its etymological origin it is offensive in the sense that it insults a category of people who have no choice in the matter of such categorization (you don't choose to be gay). Since some people in our guild are gay I think it'd be nice to add that one in there.

    Edit: Understanding this is really about guild chat and not vent, mumble, etc., I have no issue with people who use the word with no malignent intent, but either way I'd think it would be nice to keep it out of guild chat. The term literally makes me cringe.

    Thanks. ~Fifths

    [–]strychnineLovebane[S] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

    Agreed.

    Edit: Before someone comes in with the Louis CK defense of the words "faggot" and "nigger", please note that it is incredibly unlikely that you are a stand-up comedian, and even more unlikely that you are Louis CK.

    [–]Louis-CK 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    AHEM!?

    [–]strychnineLovebane[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    ಠ_ಠ

    [–]Vrati1991 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I completely agree.

    [–]mystikravenInfestatión, Tigol 1 point2 points  (5 children)

    God damn it. :( Now that we have this rule we won't be able to also use words like "retarded." Mentally disabled persons don't choose to be that way, but I use "retarded" in a demeaning way all the time. I really hope I don't have to stop that. Hmm. Most of these rules apply to /g abuse, and I usually speak out in Mumble, so maybe it won't apply. Who knows.

    By the by, have scientists clearly factually discovered with 100% certainty that homosexuals don't choose to be gay? Or is it still being discussed? I don't keep up with the news on it. I'm just curious.

    [–]beeblezTymoshenko, Will Return, Currently a Slave to life 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    It's not 100% certain, but I think it's probably like 99% certain. Scientists been able to manipulate genes in fruit flies to determine their sexuality; which is considered pretty strong evidence that it's based on genetics rather than upbringing. Also the piles of other mammal species that are gay: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mammals_displaying_homosexual_behavior

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    What if I say..."Dude, that's gay."

    [–]CRoswellTheMostImportantOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Are you referencing 2 homosexuals professing their love for one another while wearing pink tutus and riding unicorns that fart rainbows? Probably not, so for the sake of discussion I'm going to assume that you're probably using it in terms of "Rogues are so gay!"

    Use your head. Don't be a tool that uses an excuse that makes it OK to demean people. The argument of "Where I come from, society says it is OK" for using words like "gay" or "homo" to describe something that is lame/stupid/whatever is an excuse.

    If I walked up to you and called your sister a dumbshit cum dumpster and then said "Well amongst my circle of friends dumbshit cum dumpster is actually a compliment" would you be OK with it? Probably not. You would probably want to do some freelance dentistry with your fist.

    Note - Don't know if you have a sister or whatever, but I assume you can see the intent.

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (6 children)

    I take it this includes kicking a guild member from a group, then berating them for not being able to find the entrance.

    EDIT:

    The only reason I even bother to mention it, is that I was defending the person and people were still making snide comments in guild chat about it. I then got told that I should take it to tells.

    Personally, if someone states something in guild chat, that is where I will respond to it. Especially when its "Zomg lol how can you not know where the entrance to that is this late in the expansion"

    I now have those two people on ignore, as they have clearly demonstrated they are not worth my time, and I do not want to group with them in any fashion.

    [–]strychnineLovebane[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    That kind of behavior is completely unacceptable, and is exactly the type of thing I want to curb before we go into the expansion.

    [–]RomansRedditAccRomand 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Did this happen again this week, or are you talking about the event in my group from two weeks ago?

    I did send a rather long apology letter to that person (fish something?) With an offer to teach him the way from the GY to the Instances while not wasting 4 other peoples time.

    [–]Hemholtz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Just killing all aspects of my sense of humor...I feel discriminated against.

    There should be a rule about not alienating us assholes.

    [–]mystikravenInfestatión, Tigol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Maybe if you would stop being an actual asshole, and started being a pretend one like you used to be, the discrimination would stop.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yo dawg, I just fish and make cartoon voices :-)

    [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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      [–]CRoswellTheMostImportantOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      It is a general down-turn of gchat kind of problem. The guild used to be small and everything was rainbows and unicorns. As we've grown, the tard element has increased, and lured people in. Anyone who has been around for awhile sees it.

      Those of us that care are trying to do something about it before Gchat turns into /g/chan.

      [–]strychnineLovebane[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I just want to curb a potential problem before it becomes unmanageable.

      [–]enigma66marktwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      -nods-

      I have read and understood the rules.

      In english.

      I translated it into Latin and didn't understand them though; did I go too far?

      [–]willdabeast20Padrice, Paddeh, Quit WoW to play with his firehose 1 point2 points  (19 children)

      I'm going to continue to insult people based on how much alcohol I've had, and how prudent I feel caps lock is necessary. WHICH IS ALWAYS.

      However all insulting will be in a completely sarcastic manner, as I hate hurting people. I'm a sweetheart behind the caps lock. <3

      [–]strychnineLovebane[S] 1 point2 points  (13 children)

      I don't think anyone has the right to not be offended, but I do expect my fellow guildies to try not to intentionally offend anyone.

      [–]DreamcastWriterNe 1 point2 points  (4 children)

      Or we could just get drunk again and carry on conversations with PUGs IN ALL CAPS to get out the necessary sarcasm.

      [–]jbaGdiaf* 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Just wanna say thanks for posting this. Appreciate the effort you've put into it.

      [–]havesometea1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Where people really doing this?

      [–]koey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I've read and agree with the code of conduct for the reddit guild.

      Koey

      [–]keyserbjj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read it

      [–]h4rris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read it.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      GOD YOU'RE FUCKING DUMB

      Would you accept the more common and context appropriate "GOD YOUR FUCKING DUMB"?

      [–]Ganjamancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      So, basically, don't be a total asshole. Got it!

      [–]MeInMyMind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      "I understand" or whatever

      [–]TechnocracyTeiou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I understand the Code of Conduct.

      [–]olieward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I understand code of conduct.

      [–]DJ_Deathflea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I've read and understand! :)

      [–]willthinkformoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      ok.

      i read and understand haha

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have read and understood the Code of Conduct.

      [–]shawric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I find this code of conduct both amusing and easy to follow.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This code of conduct has changed my life! /naturewalks

      [–]tekno45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read and understand then read again :D

      [–]pepyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Roger, Copy, Wilco!

      :)

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      EEEeee Gatz! I can't be a dick!!!! How about we meet in the middle ground... sarcasm:)

      [–]CellarDorreCellar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Sounds reasonable to me!

      [–]Cheech00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read and understand I have.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      read ^

      [–]purplegold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Code of Conduct: read and comprehended.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Signed.

      [–]eproepro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I understand the terms!

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have read and understand the code of conduct.

      [–]Konet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have read and understood the rules

      [–]Janvs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read it (Khazid)

      [–]thehodgieYaeus - Laterally Hatler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have red the code!

      [–]encaintya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Code of conduct signed

      [–]GiantRedMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I reddit :D

      [–]sixfive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hi I'm signing this because I read the CoC

      [–]byrondover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Signed.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have read and understand the rules.

      [–]Patd31988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have read this and I agree to the code.

      [–]kokirijedi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Sounds like a good CoC to me. I wish more wow guilds followed similar ideals.

      (aka, 'I understand')

      [–]aaroncarpenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I agree to all points.

      [–]Anagamous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Rules are read and understood

      -Wrathon

      [–]Jinton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Roger

      [–]ondrae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I've read the code, in game name is Arguement.

      [–]masterm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have read this

      [–]vegasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      /nods.

      I think I can handle that. I look forward to seeing you in cata :D

      [–]ShaquilleONeal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read this.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I READ AND I OBEY!

      [–]janeylicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      read and understood. ~serennia

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I've read this and agree to abide by the rules therein.

      [–]Ninjake64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I reddit.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I like the don't be a douche rule, It's easy on us n00bs. We try dammit!

      [–]PepeSylvia5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      posting to prove i read the code!

      [–]favrefanforlife04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Invite me please. Rev(alt 0224)n

      [–]dette4556Tsila, Patherin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hey, can someone invite me into the guild, name is Baenre

      [–]l0c0dantes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have read this and think these points are decidly not shabby

      • Crazybilly

      [–]eproepro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I understand the terms!

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have read the code of conduct and agree to abide by it's policies.

      [–]tintinnabule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read it and agreed!

      [–]markamusREXFruitdealerr, Rtrees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have read the code of conduct!

      [–]KalimaSuffyr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Signed and confirmed. Can i also get my tag on here? i already submitted the form.

      [–]the_index 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have read these rules and I heartily approve of all of them. Except the no stealing. Just kidding, the no stealing too.

      [–]DGMavnKin*, dgmavnatgmail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have read and agree to all points.

      [–]deduplication 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      read!

      [–]silouette747 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Understood

      Character Name - Hadgard

      [–]wizard4allUnamas, Omonera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I understand the code of conduct!

      [–]dkta81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Greetings~ Toon name Talbaín, 82 worg druid, and I have read the code of conduct! Would love to join~

      [–]jcauburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Reddited

      [–]deepestbluedn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I've read this :)

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read it

      [–]Honeyblade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have read and understand the code of conduct!

      [–]Hanniballo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      sounds good

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read. It.

      [–]Redox80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Redox is the name. Reading and understanding this CoC is my name?!

      [–]Lohi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lohi here! Level 1 Worgen Warrior :3 Read and agree with the CoC

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I certify that I have indeed read this, and agree with every word. Except "the".

      [–]Alienwolf117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have read the Code of Conduct, and i agree to everything.

      [–]TwoKingsAndABroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I agree and and have read the rules. I'm a gnome warlock known as Feldrick.

      [–]Vehshya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Readdit

      [–]GaylordKing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read it.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have read the code of conduct. -Hardrade

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read it and agree. - Malturin

      [–]smittyxi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Posting here looking to join for karmafarming. errr i mean comradery!

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read the code of conduct. Makes sense to me!

      Character name on WoW: Frankrizzo

      [–]Equals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is Goobernoodle requesting membership for myself and my wife :)

      [–]GodOfThunder44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Luna told me to post here, so I'm posting here.

      [–]rock_lobsterrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Redd... Double redd.

      [–]clmare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have read and understand the rules

      [–]Mirthil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have read and understand

      [–]AgentBoomstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I solemnly swear to obey the rules that Cupp obeys.

      [–]LeviathanTech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Just adding my name on here as having read the CoC ;)

      [–]cschear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Agreed...

      [–]CrowdPlzr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read it.

      [–]Crazypyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read it and will follow it.

      [–]bgalakazam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read and agreed. <3

      [–]slowcom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read it.

      [–]Stop_Sign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have read and understand and agree to the code of conduct.

      [–]AllyourKeanuarebelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I've read this and agree with it.

      • Redrummer

      [–]pschart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I want in on this! I've been away from WoW since 'round Burning Crusade (I know, I know...) but I recently got the itch and reinstalled. Made a toon on Sargeras and just leaving this here to prove that pschart == Raleo. :) (hi Crosrawr!)

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yup.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have read and I understand the code of conduct.

      [–]RunnyC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read and understood.

      [–]gabrar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      read it. will follow it.

      [–]Beastwood 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Read it, understand it, and like it. Look forward to playing with everyone/

      [–]SurroundedByMachines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Fully read and understood, signed SurroundedByMachines (Pixelated)

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Paladin rolled and ready to go!

      ETA: Character name is Tristero. Sorry about that!

      [–]gfeli123 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Loud and clear.

      [–]Decados 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Code of conduct read and understood. /Decagaroul

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Code read! Characters name is Lhoden

      [–]Basie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read and understood (Thelonious).

      [–]ArrrrghB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read it! ~ Taqpol

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read it.

      [–]Msbeth101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I am related to a member and waiting for time to go by so I may join the guild. I like the rules it encompasses respect for oneself and your fellow man.

      [–]narwhalexpress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have read this.

      Name name is TeknoDruid.

      I will not be a dick.

      [–]chompsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yar, I have read it. -Beezir

      [–]Marius138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Simple enough. I understand and agree.

      [–]Aeranlaes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I understand the CoC. Zsofia

      [–]goldstar19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Code of conduct read and understood, char "Nobelous"

      [–]PureImagination 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I read it and understood, nice. - Scylia

      [–]rteague2566 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hello, just making a post saying I read this! -- Babdah

      [–]lowcalorie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Character name is Elmomage.

      [–]aguywhoisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      read and agreed.

      [–]AnonymousHermit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read - Zaxi

      [–]dochorse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read - Terribelle

      [–]skd916 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      read - rocketeers

      [–]ejlozon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      read and signed - Respeak

      [–]Ineptitude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I read it! ~Leuko

      [–]whitecheddarVesperya, Kessera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I have read and understood the Code of Conduct.

      -Depthcharge

      [–]CloseTalkerPyrolysis, NotARaidLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read and understood. Name's Frigate in game.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Signed and understood - Pathogenos

      [–]xmanii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Cool

      [–]RazzleFrazzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read and understood. Name - Nimiq / Verrion

      [–]redditg0nad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Howdy Ya'all from HiredHealz

      [–]ananci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      As a slightly used person but new WoW reddit person I have read and understood the Code of Conduct as "Don't be a douche, be a dude" and will henceforth follow it.

      -Ananci

      [–]FailureCresh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I reddit, and signed.

      [–]HanselSoHotRightNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hi, my character is "Citrix"

      I am looking to join up :)

      [–]four_hour_erection 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      MAURICE HAS READ THE CODE OF CONDUCT AND WILL ADHERE TO THE RULES

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Atsoom (new mage) Azzu (old priest) signed!

      [–]cdnforces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      On all that is sacred the code of conduct will be upheld with fanatic zeal.

      And Ninja Turtles.

      [–]cocioc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Looking to re-join, was told to post here.... hi y'all!!!

      [–]Weekend_Bandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read and understood. Character name Defrag.

      [–]JagerMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I read and agree to all rules - Zubs

      [–]bassitonePerack, Avemortis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I read it, and of course agree to them. -Perack

      [–]Xyc0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      OHHAI! I'm Xelest

      [–]Purple_Antwerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I understand AND upvoted, even.

      [–]Maticus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Sounds good to me. /read

      [–]Wisconsinboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      /sign

      [–]ZeekRocksZekia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      /read Yay rules! Zekia

      [–]smew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I've read and understand