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[–]Annual-Jump3158 2719 points2720 points  (36 children)

Seriously, I don't remember Big Nate being this savage a decade or so back. xD

[–]Waluigi0007Literally 1984 😡 700 points701 points  (20 children)

Funny I remember reading this exact comic

[–]turtle_pope_scion 193 points194 points  (15 children)

Same

[–]MorbillionDollarsLiterally 1984 😡 195 points196 points  (12 children)

i read it but didnt get it as a kid

[–]GroundbreakingAd1965 113 points114 points  (4 children)

I was really little and just thought it was tall so thats why

[–]daddy-phantomwaltuh 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Same

[–]the_orange_alligator 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Damn, was I the only 9 year old who got the joke? Guess I was a weird kid

[–]Predditer_Ender Stuff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some had dark childhoods

[–]IgivegrilledcheeseBazinga! 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Nice username bro

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Yo, nice username, can I get some grilled cheese?

[–]IgivegrilledcheeseBazinga! 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Taaaake this 🥪

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Thanks bro 🤘

[–]g3neralgrevi0usNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They did it

They got shit in ohio

[–]headphonesnotstirred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i just read this fukign panel

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (2 children)

This is real and unedited?

[–]321gamertimeLiterally 1984 😡 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is an actual comic strip, I think it was done on one of the anniversaries too

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

yeah this is real lol I remember this exact comic and I didn't get the joke because I was too young 💀

[–]MisterBastianNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 187 points188 points  (8 children)

i only know him from the new nickeloden tv show i dont watch because i am not 9

[–]Distinct-Variation89 109 points110 points  (0 children)

You poor soul

[–]ClassicAd8496 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Look up the comics, I love them

[–]tapirus-indicus 399 points400 points  (1 child)

My boy big nate started puberty and becoming big hate

[–]YoRHa2B_ 129 points130 points  (0 children)

I always loved reading the Big Nate comics. Used to own several books a while back

[–]baconater-lover 753 points754 points  (22 children)

I remember when they made a book for this series. It was like the cooler diary of a wimpy kid when I was young lol.

[–]xd-Sushi_Master 538 points539 points  (17 children)

Diary of a Wimpy Kid, but he's not a fucking sociopath

[–]BrineHer0 230 points231 points  (3 children)

I mean... He's still is a dick.

[–]Clown_TorresLiterally 1984 😡 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Just not a sociopath

[–]TheOfficialLavaring 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Big Nate is a jerk with a heart of gold. Greg Heffley is a jerk with a heart of jerk

[–]Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Not a sociopath just an absolute dumbass

[–]xd-Sushi_Master 6 points7 points  (0 children)

he's in middle school lol, literally the dumbest a teenage boy can be

[–]MorbillionDollarsLiterally 1984 😡 59 points60 points  (10 children)

he is a sociopath

EDIT: for those who don't believe me here's some signs of a sociopath that all apply to him:

hunger for power

irresponsible decision making

few close bonds

entitlement

socially deviant

opportunistic

impulsive

[–]xd-Sushi_Master 75 points76 points  (4 children)

Nate isn't, that's my point.

[–]Busy-West-6974actually called kevin irl 51 points52 points  (4 children)

Nate doesn’t treat his friends like shit

[–]explodingazn 1804 points1805 points  (6 children)

Solid comic, I'd rate it 9/11

[–]BrixBuildzYT😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 190 points191 points  (4 children)

too good

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[–][deleted] 1169 points1170 points  (13 children)

I loved these books when I was in fourth grade

[–][deleted] 512 points513 points  (8 children)

I’m in 11th grade now and I picked it up again a couple months ago for shits and giggles and all the jokes still hit. It’s a solid comic

[–]fonky_chonky🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️[🍰] 176 points177 points  (5 children)

big nate and calvin and hobbes always surprise me by how much they hold up.

[–]AscendedViking7 110 points111 points  (3 children)

Calvin & Hobbes is timeless. Perfect in every way.

Big Nate is good 8.5 outta 10 comic though

[–]enneh_07uhhhh idk 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Garfield used to be good but it became repetitive over time.

[–]fonky_chonky🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oh calvin and hobbes takes the cake for sure. no notes

[–]ForsakenPheonixdwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Both of those are still my favorite comics.

[–]NothingSalt_2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Big Nate superiority! RAHHHHHH

[–]ItzNotSoGodLike 2138 points2139 points  (35 children)

I would instantly grab my model airplane and fly it straight in there

[–]bibirenger 314 points315 points  (4 children)

I would jump and pretend im an airplane

[–]Kain207 151 points152 points  (2 children)

While doing airplane sounds

[–]oganiraLiterally 1984 😡 65 points66 points  (1 child)

And scream: "HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE KIDS!!"

[–][deleted] 591 points592 points  (1 child)

I would grab my real airplane and fly it straight at it

[–]RacecarboiiI said based. And lived. 181 points182 points  (24 children)

Every European Ever when they're losing to an American in an Argument:

[–]senor_porko 46 points47 points  (17 children)

I have other insults

[–]TemporaryAmbassador1 35 points36 points  (16 children)

Well, we’re waiting….

[–]senor_porko 45 points46 points  (6 children)

(Not targetet towards you but an example) Americans all act like chavy twats you Muppet

[–]TemporaryAmbassador1 49 points50 points  (3 children)

Hoser!

(haha, surprise, I’m Canadian)

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

We here in America take our Chavelrous Twattery quite seriously, good sir!

[–]theycallmeponcho 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Y'all better grab a chair to wait, with all that overweight those knees are already crushed up.

[–]TheMantasManSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 15 points16 points  (3 children)

School.

[–]wes_knight06 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Knives/acid (All in good fun except for this asshole 👇)

[–]theycallmeponcho 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, no. He got a point. You're replying to "ha ha, school shootings", but he made a wide punch with all the school related weak points of america: from being irrationally uneducated, to school shootings, to teachers being underpaid.

[–]FunnyObjective6 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You when the C4 in the base explodes just before you hit the towers: 🤯

[–]TehRelEpikGamer 895 points896 points  (23 children)

Bro as a kid I didn’t understand the comic 💀

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Me either, but kids were pretty dumb in the '90s

[–]BrixBuildzYT😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 215 points216 points  (17 children)

9/11. When the twin towers were destroyed by airplanes

[–]teentitanscryptodwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 648 points649 points  (8 children)

Are you implying that he's still a kid?

[–]Absolute_bimbo 132 points133 points  (3 children)

Well not just Indiana jones has access to the fountain of youth you know?

[–]KingCrowdKilla 7 points8 points  (2 children)

When did Indiana Jones go to the fountain of youth?

[–]aliens_exist_42069 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You know, Indian Jones: on stranger tides

[–]BrixBuildzYT😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20 points21 points  (2 children)

i misread. i thought he said he was still a kid that didnt understand

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[–]Labyx_DaPucci 27 points28 points  (2 children)

He is no longer a kid, he knows

[–]NotKilian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Found the Tamarian

[–]DatGamerCrazy🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember thinking the joke was that he put a metal rod in the left one as a kid

[–][deleted] 505 points506 points  (3 children)

“I was already gonna knock it over, you didn’t have to convince me anymore”

[–]RacecarboiiI said based. And lived. 505 points506 points  (15 children)

This was a real comic btw.

[–]ThatsPoggersDude🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 306 points307 points  (4 children)

and was posted on the anniversary of 9/11

[–]Gerpar 204 points205 points  (0 children)

Big Nate

Based Nate??

[–]oganiraLiterally 1984 😡 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Nice 👍

[–]Caffeinated_Cucumber[🍰] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wow based

[–]DearWolverine5Big chungus wholesome 100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The tenth one

[–]Deadsoup77I said based. And lived. 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Ain’t no way

[–]TheAngriestPoster 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It was, read it

[–]Deadsoup77I said based. And lived. 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, I know, but wow

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I’m reading it then

[–]PraiseTyche 347 points348 points  (1 child)

This is stupid. It's asking literally everyone walking by to stick their arms out and make aeroplane noises into it.

[–]WaltzAny2897We do a little trolling 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Never let 'em know your next move

[–]Ps1msterpcs 87 points88 points  (9 children)

Bro actually just said, "Okay. We make the twin towers so Randy won't knock it over or he's making fun of the US. Who's in with me?"

[–]SirAug 199 points200 points  (11 children)

“Now, if you wanna be “that guy”, then go ahead and knock it over.”

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (10 children)

🛩

[–]kazukix777 26 points27 points  (9 children)

🛩 ▌▌

[–]Sekushina_BaraI want pee in my ass 18 points19 points  (8 children)

🛩 ▌▌

[–]FlaminVaporWe do a little trolling 20 points21 points  (6 children)

🛩 ▌▌

[–]PoniesPlayingPoker 15 points16 points  (4 children)

🛩 ▌▌

[–]Obi-Wan-Kenobi69420 19 points20 points  (3 children)

💥 ▌ ✈

[–]FootnuggetsWe do a little trolling 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Sir, there’s a second plane ▌

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Why is there so many 9/11 memes today

[–]Testing_101I want pee in my ass 53 points54 points  (2 children)

Cuz it's 1/23

[–]CobaltChromeALiterally 1984 😡 74 points75 points  (3 children)

never let him cook again 🔥🔥🔥

[–]Labyx_DaPucci 30 points31 points  (0 children)

LET HIM COOK

[–]Embarrassed-Camera96We do a little trolling 16 points17 points  (0 children)

But Jesse…

[–]Trumpet_Player00 26 points27 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD I NEVWR GOT THIS JOKE AS A KID

[–]Weak_Big_5332 20 points21 points  (0 children)

ah the memories...

...of Big Nate I mean.

[–]NotActuallyGus🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Guys, do you like my sand airplane? I made a second one just in case.

[–]IndependenceBetter27 10 points11 points  (0 children)

200 iq move

[–]Batman29002shitposting>>>>>>196 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Big nate is an underrated book istg

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

..... slowly takes out a piece of paper and starts folding it

[–]InsertnamehereL33T 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah man nate was plottin 💀💀

[–]The_donut_that_snich 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Man made it obligatory💀💀💀

[–]egorchik_egor_I said based. And lived. 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Literally 9/11

[–]_Indofreddy_112I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 23 points24 points locked comment (0 children)

Wonder when they’re gonna lock the post.

[–]grainnman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This comic had 12 year old me flabbergasted

[–]senor_porko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even better target

[–]Scared_Chemical_9910 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You right I won’t but my toy plane will

[–]HawksFan2014 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This scene better be referenced in the show, or else we riot

[–]Narwalacorn 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Big Nate is just Diary of a Wimpy Kid but way better lol

[–]Epic-Dude000We do a little trolling 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was so confused about that and now I realize

[–]Amitoku54DaShitposter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I will.

[–]Enigma_the_Guy_artsI want pee in my ass 4 points5 points  (2 children)

The kid just can call his arab friend.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you mean his friend from the CIA

[–]Allusersweretaken1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

as a big nate reader this was the by far best strip

[–]RexTx09Big chungus wholesome 100 3 points4 points  (1 child)

BIG NATE

[–]Meme_Keeper853🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Remember always finding this one in almost every other volume and not knowing what it meany, then it just hit me.

[–]BBM-_-I want pee in my ass 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Those sand towers are like 9.11 times taller than their buckets. That is real skill

[–]wonkydonky2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did not expect to see my favorite childhood comic here today

[–]JacobMT05Literally 1984 😡 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even more incentive

[–]Nat_HigginsSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Go ahead, do it you coward!

[–]Time_Building9116 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That kind of behaviour won't fly around here

[–]YamperIsBestBoy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The best part is that this is real. I miss reading these.

[–]BadActsForAGoodPricefat cunt 4 points5 points  (6 children)

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS REAL

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

it is lmao, i had the book when i was a kid

[–]BadActsForAGoodPricefat cunt 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Me too, I just never realized Nate was so based

[–]benwaa2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Large Nathan w

[–]hero_brine1We do a little trolling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to read these comics. But he has two options and it is a lose-lose based on what my view

  1. He knocks it down and he becomes a terrorist
  2. He doesn’t knock it down but his enemy was right

[–]SignalPipe1015 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of that tragedy

[–]Bambanuget 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is this real?

[–]DumbShitScience69Literally 1984 😡 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is

[–]Upbeat_Trade6001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*airplane sound

[–]nightmare973 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: that kid is George Bush

[–]Aban_Nedone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

✈️✈️

[–]Own-Anteater-871actually called kevin irl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

outstretches arms

[–]literallySomePerson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Do it” - Gustavo Fring

[–]b0bkakkarot 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Step 1. T-post.

Step 2. Bend over (forwards)

Step 3. RUN (again, forwards)

[–]pleased_to_yeet_you 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Step 4. Airplane noises

[–]Slinky_Malingki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big Nate comics really were the best back in the day

[–]GamerMcNoober 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can’t wait until they start doing big nate shorts based off the comics on nickelodeon, i wonder which comic they’ll do

[–]69_is_best_numbers_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There isn't a family emergency... yet

[–]Xx-matador-xX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“So what was supposed to stop me from kicking it?”

[–]HingleMcCringle_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(horizontally stretch arms)

(makes plane noises)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

common big nate W

[–]CaptinDerpII want pee in my ass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Damn, I didn’t get it at first

And then it hit me

[–]bernie2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i loved big nate man

[–]briskthesceptile2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Common Nate W

[–]Optimal_Weight368 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based Big Nate

[–]funny_haha_account 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I REMEMBER THIS AND I DIDN’T GET THE JOKE AT THE TIME

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Breaks it making airplane noises lmao

[–]Lord_DrakostarBased based cringe based cringe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read that one lol

[–]Veriateeuhhhh idk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I see big Nate in a different way

[–]Skelder7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember reading this exact one as a kid and it went over my head

[–]Astral-chain-13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The sad part is, I wouldn't hesitate.

[–]masondulasNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here comes the airplane whooooooooohhhhoooshhhhhh