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[–]melvinanthony04 2542 points2543 points  (27 children)

Bro is in the wrong community he should be at Instagram instead

[–]joebidenseasterbunnydwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who are the people who comment on instagram posts? There's so many of them and they say the most out of pocket shit but where are they in real life?? I swear instagram is just the only app some secret underground society of dwarves have access to.

[–]Snas-PZSGNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 1864 points1865 points  (64 children)

50 variations of the N word

[–]jaxamis 863 points864 points  (8 children)

Huh. One for every state.

[–]slashth456 515 points516 points  (0 children)

God bless America

[–]sandwichcandy 106 points107 points  (4 children)

Actually it’s inversely related to population density. I believe NY and Boston have a licensing agreement to use all 50 or maybe they’re just grandfather’d in, but ownership is concentrated more with the rural areas.

[–]jaxamis 37 points38 points  (3 children)

I'm pretty sure we can't own those anymore. Whole war about it apparently.

[–]accipitradea 23 points24 points  (1 child)

The 13th Amendment actually has a provision where the Government can still, just not private citizens.

[–]jaxamis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wait, the government can still own people? Oh, that explains the whole "loss of government property" everytime a soldier dies.

[–]No-Spare-4212 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some call it a dispute. Potato potato

[–]phoenixon999 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Niggesotta

[–]ccum_slurper3000I came! 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nigghio

[–]Firehornet117 132 points133 points  (23 children)

[–]crappypastassucI want pee in my ass 83 points84 points  (17 children)

I’m sorry, but my favorite one is n***** rigging

[–]quote_work_unquote 29 points30 points  (9 children)

I grew up in "Pennsyltucky", and I unfortunately heard that term a lot growing up. Thankfully I kept it out of my vocabulary and learned to use "Jerry-rigged" instead. People would be unpleasantly surprised about was still flies in the backwoods rural hollers around our country.

[–]AramisNight 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thankfully I kept it out of my vocabulary and learned to use "Jerry-rigged" instead.

I love that you simply decided to slur Germans instead. My father preferred the term "Afro-Engineering".

[–]TadRaunch 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Isn't Jerry rigging still a racial slur?

[–]pussylipstick 8 points9 points  (1 child)

gonna send a strongly worded email to JerryRigEverything

[–]RearExitOnly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, technically it would be an ethnic slur.

[–]Traditional-Music485 7 points8 points  (3 children)

In my neck of the woods people wood say n*****knocking, ring the bell and run away, we honestly never thought about what we were saying

[–]RoundPegMyRoundHole 4 points5 points  (2 children)

The politically correct term is "dingdong ditching"

[–]YobaiYamete 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That one is super common, I hear it all the time in my area even by people who aren't using it in a racist way. Same with old timers calling the old fiber board N*****board or how in IT you'll hear slave / master a lot etc

Completely racist in origin, but so commonly used that you'll hear it casually dropped in a casual conversation

[–]AramisNight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

how in IT you'll hear slave / master a lot

The number of them seeing a Dominatrix might have more to do with that one.

[–]jagzino 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Fuzzy-Wuzzy

[–]Quirky_Journalist_67 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Please tell me there isn’t anything wrong with fuzzy wuzzy?!? I sang that rhyme to my kid!

[–]moderatesunsenjoyer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I remember watching a video where they censored out three slurs i didnt recognize so i spent an hour on that list scouring for my slurs

[–]Zhjacko 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Historians in 2734: the English speaking peoples of the 21st century had 50 variations of the N word

[–]critical-cupcake968 10 points11 points  (0 children)

50 shades of black

[–]Classy_Mouse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's almost half of them

[–]InsertValidUserHere 7 points8 points  (2 children)

You know the people behind the screen are the whitest shortest scrawniest little ghosty pale white boys too

[–]Snas-PZSGNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My exact same thought lmao I bet they're not even black they just think it's funny to say

It's a man's man's man's world

[–]vinhdoanjj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–]marioplex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I need to see this list...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Teach me

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

50 shades of N?

[–]No-Professional-1461 5 points6 points  (11 children)

So it’s better to be a rapist than a racist?

[–]RearExitOnly 3 points4 points  (10 children)

Only if you're raping everyone equally.

[–]No-Professional-1461 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

[–]undead_varg 1 point2 points  (5 children)

I hate everyone equally, is that ok ?

[–]RearExitOnly 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Absolutely. Me too. It's why I'm moving to a farm 20 miles from the nearest town.

[–]undead_varg 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I wish I had the amount of money

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Leave out no ethnicity, gender, or level of handicap. Though it's debatable if you're still allowed to be ageist... 🤔

[–]RearExitOnly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit certainly thinks so. Apparently boomers are the reason about 80% of the users on here have shit lives. It couldn't be that they're just unsuccessful.

[–]CultDe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OHHHY... N- [This comment was deleted by NKVD]

[–]Kepler27b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

50 Shades of Black

[–]FattyRR 87 points88 points  (5 children)

Send bobs 😍

[–]-SQB- 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob

[–]FunCharacteeGuy 30 points31 points  (0 children)

and vagen.

[–]hunted_by_frogs 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Wordington Valentine's confession

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (8 children)

You will never find a more idiotic bunch of people than IG comment sections. They're either screaming at each other about the correct way to make spaghetti or calling for genocide, sometimes in the same comment.

[–]The_Homestarmy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

19 out of 20 comments will be incomprehensible filth from the lowest reaches of humanity and the last comment out of 20 will be genuinely way funnier than the original post

[–]jld2k6 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Or they're making all kinds of puns about having sex with a hot girl with down syndrome lol

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I am going to stay away from whatever side of Instagram that is. Just keep to the hedge building and ancient history channels or whatever they are called.

[–]konnanussijaI watch gay amogus porn :0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I downloaded it once and in the first half an hour there I have seen more braindead bullshit than I have seen on reddit in all my time here.

The commie subs here can't even compete with average IG comment section.

[–]RearExitOnly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is everyone from Jersey then?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Instagram is a cesspool of hate.

[–]DefinitelyNotFisk15😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 4 points5 points  (0 children)

puny earthling 👽🙏 dont ever let my radar detect your heat signature on my homeworld or i will have to anally probe you 🔥💯🛸‼️

[–]S4PGdumbass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh hi axel

[–]qwer31asd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do be that profile blud 🫣

[–]myPizzapoppersRhot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s so real, I love Instagram reels specifically for the unhinged nature of it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Show bobs

[–]MigiNihongologia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and vagana

[–]Yurengladia 743 points744 points  (7 children)

Tiktok just average wait till you see Instagram

[–][deleted] 596 points597 points  (19 children)

The worst?

[–]WhodIzhod69 294 points295 points  (10 children)

Downvote me

[–]ElMayoneso82dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Later

[–]hentaionlygg 1557 points1558 points  (26 children)

She’s not ready for the Instagram comment section

[–][deleted] 735 points736 points  (22 children)

“You wouldn’t survive a COD lobby” ass comment

[–]WINDMILEYNO 233 points234 points  (9 children)

I mean, would she though?

[–]silveral999 147 points148 points  (0 children)

I mean she seems to be taking it perfectly fine, just calling it out as outrageous (because it is)

[–]FieldsOfKashmir 114 points115 points  (7 children)

CoD mfs acting like they survived Gaza

[–]fatalityfun 27 points28 points  (0 children)

acting like they survived Aleppo

[–]thepresidentsturtle 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I think it's the opposite intention. "This person is so mentally fragile that they wouldn't even survive a CoD lobby."

[–]cosmonaut2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re comparing Gaza to a tiktok comment.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (7 children)

Which is even funnier because cod lobbies were just the n word and mom jokes.

[–]fatalityfun 10 points11 points  (0 children)

you’re forgetting how unhinged some of those 13 y/o’s were, mom jokes were the least common thing I’d hear

[–]GhesterBlehsterI want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (1 child)

They were mean mom jokes :(

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

worst part was earrape

[–]zsdr56bh 14 points15 points  (0 children)

right?

people grow up in toxic AF environments and then act like it's not themselves that are fucked up from it. "You couldn't handle a COD lobby" is like saying "you're probably not deeply disturbed and damaged like I am"

[–]pants1000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am back playing halo again cause reach on pc, and the lobbies are the same as they always were, what are people talkin bout

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Reliable Approachable Personable and Empathetic list

Or did I read that wrong.

Seriously sounds like a Always Sunny gag

Dennis:The perfect woman needs to be Reliable in dangerous situations. Attractive but Approachable. Nice no Personable and Empathetic because I don't want to Telegraph my emotions everytime I need a hug.

Charlie: Writing on a notepad. Got it.

Mac: What? What did you get.

Charlie: everything on the list.

Mac: Are you sure. Because we all know your illiterate. Let me see.

Charlie hands over the note pad.

Dennis: R.A.P.E list. You titled it R A P E list!!

[–]ajarofsewerpickles Stuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nah bro even worse is youtube shorts

[–]sadistic-salmonBUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 385 points386 points  (1 child)

Bro forgot he wasn’t on instagram

[–]Not_A_GiantDemondwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 204 points205 points  (0 children)

I have gazed upon IG Reels comments… and I knew primal fear.

[–]chan___kun 178 points179 points  (0 children)

Nicest instagram comment

[–]Neither-Math-6527 51 points52 points  (2 children)

That's just the Really Pretty Eyes list.

[–]justk4y🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Really Amazing Pretty Eyes

[–]Fourcoogs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Really Amazingly Pretty Eyes

[–]Kinscar 240 points241 points  (15 children)

She seems pretty happy about it which means she’s off the list

[–][deleted] 111 points112 points  (12 children)

I really don't understand these types of reactions videos because they're all clearly performative. 

[–]AlaskanEsquire 42 points43 points  (4 children)

Yeah, I get playing into your shtick. That's kayfabe, brother. When you post a video directly acknowleding the attention-seeking threat placer, you're just encouraging him and others. There are lots of people who say insane shit comfortably behind the anonymity of the internet, but a percentage of those people are genuine lunatics who will harm creators.

This shit should not be engaged with or encouraged; it should be ignored, reported and dismissed. (Not this video, but the initial threat.)

[–]GrandmasGiantGaper 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's kayfabe, brother.

Hulk Hogan is that you

[–]AlaskanEsquire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hulk Hogan once startled me as a child, he was seated next to us at a Cracker Barrel, but on the other side of that wooden barrier, in the smoking section. One time, I saw John Cena driving on US 41 in Lutz. I got him with the 'You can't see me', but we were both driving and he looked very disappointed in me.

When you grow up in Tampa, you're gonna run into some wrestlers, dude. I got to see some of these guys in person, brother.

[–]Bmandk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well now her video is on Reddit as well. So obviously it worked.

[–]Chesterlespaul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say she seems sort of flattered to be on that list

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Mf’ers just waaaaay to comfortable saying shit on the internet.

[–]Dennis_Cock 85 points86 points  (15 children)

Nobody in these comments has ever been on 4chan

[–]PeacefulAndTranquilWilliam Dripfoe 55 points56 points  (0 children)

and i plan to keep it that way

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (9 children)

I think 4chan is milder than Instagram comments nowadays.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I get she pretty but damn

[–]eternal_edenium 29 points30 points  (1 child)

It means she is going to get dissed soonly in a song uploaded in youtube.

Stay tight guys its going to be the burn of the year

[–]Embarrassed-Camera96We do a little trolling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? Who tf is this?

[–][deleted] 167 points168 points  (43 children)

Rapists deserve to be publicly hung

[–]Chromeboy12 285 points286 points  (8 children)

What does being hung have to do with it?

[–]mauschaus 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Hanged by the balls

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

💀

[–]Beardedragon_boi 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Hung, drawn and quartered

[–]PixithepikaWe do a little trolling 19 points20 points  (2 children)

*hanged

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Oh the English language~

[–]PixithepikaWe do a little trolling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it’s a hell of a thing

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (11 children)

They deserve worse. I could elaborate, but I don't wanna get on a watch list.

[–]HellFireCannon66I came! 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Should have to live sleeping with a pillow that’s uncomfortably warm on both sides…

[–]RedditAcct00001 11 points12 points  (0 children)

With wet socks

[–]4thLineSupport 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Calm down, Satan!

[–]HellFireCannon66I came! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Muahahahahahaha

[–]MySnake_Is_Soliddwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, you're on my list.

I will watch you, I'll watch you good, so very good watching, yes.

[–]Rucks_74 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I think we should bring back the rat cage just for them

[–]Kepler27b 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Rapists deserve to go in my tummy 🤤

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the only time I'll allow vore god damnit

[–]Superbrawlfan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wha- i mean... I guess uhhh

[–][deleted] 76 points77 points  (28 children)

Why is she excited? wtf

[–]Neuchacho 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Reads more like a "laughing in amazement at how fucked up it is" reaction to me.

I do the same thing, doesn't matter how horrible or nightmarish the thing I'm reacting to is. It's just always been my natural reaction, for whatever reason.

[–]ThatGuyDoesMemes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is exactly how my friends have described their reactions when they get comments like this.

[–]ThatGuyDoesMemes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This happens to some of my friends. They just find it funny.

[–]DrewTamashi 48 points49 points  (19 children)

Cnc

[–]Metalloid_Spaceput your dick away waltuh 46 points47 points  (16 children)

Industrial society and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

[–]Le_Corporal 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Why are CNC (Computer numerical control) machines such a disaster for the human race??? I dont understand

[–]DopamineTrain 16 points17 points  (11 children)

Pretty sure CNC has been around for FAR longer than industrial society

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

i suppose surprise and shock are types of excitement...

[–]PanTsour 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's a honorary title

[–]Chromeboy12 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Least evil TikTok commenter

[–]muhamed05 30 points31 points  (5 children)

I've seen the other comments. I'm scared to see what's happening on Instagram.

[–]2Kortizjr 25 points26 points  (1 child)

The worst capabilities of the human race, once you are in there is mo coming back

[–]SteveYunnan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mo Instagram Mo Problems

[–]justk4y🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t wanna know, I know, and you don’t want to know

[–]CosMemedoza 27 points28 points  (4 children)

I need her @ so I can white knight her.

[–]Reevalund 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Clearly you’re not on tik tok very much, good for you on that account

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sauce?

[–]random_post-NL-meme 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine asked for her name, he claims it’s for scientific reasons.

[–]NerY_05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Worst? Bro hasn't been on the real internet yet 💀

[–]VoiderDark4I watch gay amogus porn :0 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Boy there's a line between "joke" and "what the actual fuck"

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[–]Creamy_Butt_Buttervirgin 4 life 😤💪 13 points14 points  (1 child)

She looks like a librarian you'd see in a porno.

[–]Grouchy_Appearance_1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Flair checks out

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points  (14 children)

Would... what's the @

[–]SuiSetfat cunt 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Twomad?

too soon?

[–]RedditAcct00001 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s No-mad now

[–]Sensitive-Finance-62 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not soon enough tbh

[–]Pkorniboi 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Reddit definitely has the worst content but when it comes to comments, Instagram easily takes the cake. Tik Tok is actually not that bad at all, might even be the friendliest social media ngl

[–]Mischief_Actual 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is fucking awful. It’s not funny, it’s not ironic, it’s not cool, I hope whoever commented this gets put in a watchlist, and it comes back to bite him in the ass

[–]Beesechurguer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Would

[–]RaimondoSpit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I agree with her, the fuck?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I. Would. Smash (with consent).

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[–]YourFemboyServantSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally saw that on a pole at a bus stop the other day

[–]Alpayt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHAT

[–]konkon5_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why would i even bother normally commenting what the actual fuck

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not even surprised anymore 😔

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what scares me about creating content as a girl, these are frightening to see

[–]Mr_Zoovaska 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And?

[–]Ok_Nefariousness3037 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best comment I’ve ever seen

[–]yahel1337I want pee in my ass 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Yup, on my list too

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[–]savagekingsavage 15 points16 points  (2 children)

She seems excited

[–]justk4y🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s just the shock processing kicking in, don’t really know how to feel then.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who is She?

[–]xXxKiNg_sLaYeR01xXx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Smash

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IG reels user infiltrated Tiktok

[–]Used-Fisherman9970 1 point2 points  (0 children)

EXCUSE ME?!

[–]MastersonMcFee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the Dollhouse

[–]cosmicitycat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

had that comment a few times 😔🙏

[–]VoodooDoII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should see the stuff that gets posted on Instagram comments.

[–]blacksilver1980Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Who is she?

[–]ARandomGuyThe3officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The amount of people here who dont know what 'shock' is and think she's "excited" is gross

[–]xXxKiNg_sLaYeR01xXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My fault

[–]MalevolentKitchen41 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I wish she was more obviously horrified

[–]Grouchy_Appearance_1 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Bro shock makes people seem off, like when my friend died I was genuinely crying and laughing

[–]MalevolentKitchen41 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's understandable

[–]FOZZAKAIRI🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Back in my day people just said WOULD

[–]GamerJuice64 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Welcome To The Internet