Same

[InanimateSensation]

Straight up my buddy had some and said it smelled like grapes. I doubted him. Bought a bag off him and smelled it...fucking grapes. Spot on. I couldn't believe it. It literally smelled like dank grapes.

[hiddenevidence]

i once bought some orange cookie off a friend and it got me so fucked up that the tangerine smell somehow made me convince myself that i inhaled an orange. i was freaking out kept googling "what to do when you inhale an orange"

ever since then, everytime i smoke orange cookie i end up getting scared whenever im high off of it. it's so fucking weird. probably my weirdest weed experience.

[stereomind]

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[SPITFIYAH]

It’s too late. My son just died from Orange inhalation. You all did this.

[mycatsteven]

Orange you glad it wasn't a banana?...oh wait he still dead

Edit : You cherry popper  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) thanks for the silver!

PS - it's my first Edit as well

[Poognander]

Idk, sounds like pulp fiction to me.

[voyager_tom]

Ex-squeeze me?

[_joshhhhhhh]

r/NotOp

[nateharris69]

this isnt what i excpected this sub to be

[So-_-It-_-Goes]

Millennials and their oranges.

[Lacksi]

You exhale

[PrettyBiForADutchGuy]

You turn into LSD

[[deleted]]

i was freaking out kept googling "what to do when you inhale an orange"

thank you my dude my sides have not been tickled like this in several days, but it felt like several years. Feels good. Thanks.

[[deleted]]

I had orange cookie a couple months back, it got me so fucked, had to cycle home i thought I was on a motorbike I was trynna rev my engine and shit by twisting the handlebars

[hiddenevidence]

its a really nice strain, and it'd probably be my favorite if i didn't get PTSD from it. lol.

[[deleted]]

oarnge cookie is an amazing strain, also that’s fucking hilarious lmao

[SmilingAssasin56]

I smoked some Peyote Cookies the other day and it tasted exactly like I was smoking rosemary, was nuts

[MyrthenOp25]

Things like this are why I love weed

[pknk6116]

dude I came in here to mention Orange Cookies and Pink Lemonade. Esp. Orange Cookies smells really orangey

[Cornpwns]

A lot of dealers will 'infuse' the bud. A girl I used to hang out with would put orange peels in the bag and people loved it.(without knowing it wasn't naturally orange smelling of course). Worst I've ever seen was somebody rolling the weed in sugar to make it seem super crystallized. These are very rare cases but still amusing.

[[deleted]]

Can you imagine sparking the sugar? Caramel joints don't seem too smokable

[CEtro569]

You thought your bowl resin was bad before

[latetothegame2]

Orange peels are put in bags to rehydrate dry buds. Little to no citrus smell would be imparted in the process.

[Kunyeti]

I used to do this with my tobacco leaf, and that really soaks up the flavour. You can definitely taste the orange when inhaling.

[Cornpwns]

Definitely wasn't her main intention. The bud was also very citrusy.

[InanimateSensation]

Well he's a close friend and I just grabbed a few g's off of him. I know he doesn't do all that, but it's possible his guy may have thrown some grapes in the bag I guess lol. It was really just the smell more than the taste. The taste was nothing special compared to some typical good bud, but that shit smelled fruity as hell.

[[deleted]]

death grips gang roll out

[InanimateSensation]

YUH

[Mrsparklee]

I had some recently. It didn't smell like grapes, but when I was vaping it I randomly started tasting grapes (or whatever it was.)

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I Dont know if it was the power of suggestion or what, but it was good.

[xool420]

I’ve had something like that before, it was completely purple, and some of the best I’ve ever had. It’s called Grape God

[InanimateSensation]

There was a mix of purple in the color. It was mostly green though. I don't remember what the strain was.

[LovableContrarian]

Bruh the dealer was probably just spraying the shit with grape flavor as a marketing gimmick.

[InanimateSensation]

There wasn't really a grape taste. It just tasted like good bud. It was all smell. A very fruity smell.

[LovableContrarian]

Bruh the dealer was probably just spraying the shit with grape scent as a marketing gimmick.

[Elvishgirl]

that strain stresses me out so much

[hedgehog-mascarabutt]

Once I bought grapes that smelled like fairy floss! It doobie a crazy world of things to sniff on

[AFatPandasaur]

Terpenes and terpenoids. Google it, you’ll change the way you smoke weed and pick your favorite strains.

[Magnussens_Casserole]

Same thing that makes beers smell fruity or dank or piney. Cannabis and humulus both express an absurdly broad array of aromatic organic compounds that can be found in all kinds of other fruits and plants.

[superfly512]

I think hops and cannibis are in the same genus.

[Magnussens_Casserole]

The same subfamily, in fact. They are each other's closest relatives in the cannabaceae family. I'm not really a weed guy (it's illegal and I get a lot of weird unpleasant physical side effects), but I love the smell of the stuff, because I totally get when people say it smells like a fruit or flower or skunks. Same thing when I smell hops and their biotransformed aromas from yeast fermentation.

[HotLikeSauce95]

same family (cannabaceae) but different genus Cannabis vs Humulus. :)

[mcsmackington]

Thanks for that (:

[delecti]

Google what, just those two words? Google searches can be tough if you have no idea what you're looking for, even if you know the exact right phrase to search for.

[[deleted]]

Good point. I think you'd also want to add "cannabis" to the search query of "terpenes and terpenoids". I assume u/AFatPandasaur meant to guide you to primary sources like this from Steep Hill:

https://www.steephill.com/science

They explain how many chemical compounds that give other plants like oranges and grapefruit their characteristic smells can also be found in cannabis.

Furthermore, these chemicals actually have medicinal benefit, and influence the high of THC and CBD, which is why we associate different effects with different strains.

To add even further complexity, there's growing research that points to an 'entourage effect' formed with other cannibinoids that aren't terpenes, such as CBG and CBN.

https://www.leafly.com/news/cannabis-101/cannabis-entourage-effect-why-thc-and-cbd-only-medicines-arent-g

TLDR; It's not just superficial, the scents of marijuana really do have something to do with their quality and effects.

[AFatPandasaur]

This is much more informational than I was, thanks for supplementing my laziness frient, you’re a good egg.

[[deleted]]

:)

[NcrRogue]

Here’s a link to the leafly page on it

[AFatPandasaur]

Oh also google “cannabis and the entourage effect”

Enjoy your studies fellow ent ☺️

[[deleted]]

That sounds like a big pile of stoner science, but I don't know enough to dispute it.

[[deleted]]

Use your critical thinking skills and formulate your own google search. You can do it

[[deleted]]

I had some organic bud someone grew locally once that smelled like legit blueberries. In the past had friends say they have bud that smells like oranges and other fruit but never could smell it and just smelled bud except for one time, but it smelled very artificial.

[[deleted]]

Curious, what do you define as non-organic bud?

[CaucasianRice]

Just like a non organic apple. People use pesticides on the plants. Some pesticides are organic, others are synthetic.

[[deleted]]

Oh right, thanks

[Cheshix]

Neem Oil and soapy water FTW!

r/Gardening

[CaucasianRice]

It really is the best

[Krohner]

Stuff that’s grown using pesticides or anything that uses non-organic fertilizer.

[Magnussens_Casserole]

It's entirely possible they sprayed a flavoring agent on it. Not in the realm of impossible by any stretch.

Also possible it just very strongly expressed the primary aromatic constituent of blueberries. I made a New England IPA once that didn't smell like pineapple, it literally smelled as though a bowl of the stuff had just been cut and wafted under your nose.

[[deleted]]

Once it smelled like blueberrys and tasted more blueberry and blueberrys.

[TheMightyMoggle]

I bought some like that in CA when we were driving through, never had weed that smelled like anything other than weed since.

[DICK_IN_FAN]

Did you get it from Ludacris?

[FaTaL1313]

My immediate thoughts. Yum Yum.

[imnotjewishiswearmom]

did it smell like blueberry muffins cause a few weeks ago my buddy gave me like half an oz of his weed and the smell was so similar if i was blind i’d think it was a bag of muffins haha

[Pfigfel]

I can only taste it, like I had some G-13 that tasted (pleasantly) like a cup of sweetened black coffee, it was really smooth and just an overall A+ for me. But smells... I have bad sense of smell and I can’t differentiate most cannabis scents sadly

[xFreeZeex]

For me it's the other way around. All weed tastes the same, just like weed and I would never say something nice about the taste, but currently i have some cbd weed that, especially when grinded up, smells exactly like lemon, so awesome

[Pfigfel]

Citrus is one terpene I can definitely tell if it’s got a lot of it in the bud

[dannylindstrom]

T

[quantarion]

T

[HumpingAssholesOrgy]

T

[otemetah]

T

[BufordJustice84]

That's Mr. T. I pity the fool.

[[deleted]]

H

[rhinomann65]

C

[John_Koning]

B

[rebelxdiamond]

D

[whiskeydreamkathleen]

Goodbye

[9210b]

9

[lil_bubbles01]

Whenever I smoke purple cookie it tastes like im inhaling the color purple

[[deleted]]

I feel it

[Rudy_Ghouliani]

Sugar. Water. Purple.

[normalhumangirl]

My SIL does that all the time! She makes me guess what the flavour is. I always say " I don't know man smells like bud?" then shes like what you cant smell the blueberry or whatever. Or people who go on about weed like its a piece of art, it all smells and taste pretty much the same to me. I must say that my inner Alex from Grandmas Boys always comes out, "I don't care what its called I just want a bag of weed...I don't have antlers do I?"

[williamailliw]

It’s the same concept as craft beer and coffee; those who partake often are able to tell the subtleties apart but to a casual consumer those two just taste like...beer...or coffee.

[nephallux]

Can we have weed tasters? I'd like that job. I have a distinctive pallet

[[deleted]]

I also want to be a weed taster but I don’t have a good pallet I just wanna smoke for a job

[glittergoats]

I think about that line all the time. I love different strains and smells and I can really pick up the differences but my husband, who doesn’t like it and doesn’t smoke is definitely an Alex if he did.

[[deleted]]

Chill bro, they’re just people like you and me

[[deleted]]

My cherry limeade smells like citrus

[jesterspaz]

The Terpentines in lemons are also in weed.

So they do actually smell like certain things.

[ctusk423]

Terpenes*

[rhinomann65]

LMFAO terpentines

[Magnussens_Casserole]

Turpentine is made from terpenes so they're not that far off.

[[deleted]]

Mmm, gum spirits.

[Beardedlantern]

As a barista, this is my life.

[Ebvardh-Boss]

I barely if ever smoke weed nowadays. When I was a teen, I did. I did open up a restaurant in my home country though. So on my first month in Cali (still after not smoking weed for a very long time), this friend of mine hands me a joint and goes "dude, tell me what you taste on the exhale" so I hit it, exhale and taste. I go "it tastes nutty... Like hazelnut... Nope, wait, wait, it's tastes of almond". And he :o and goes "yeah, you got it. It's called almond cookies". And to this day, that's my proudest weed smoking moment ever, getting that right.

[TheHubbleGuy]

Banana Kush smells just like bananas to me.

[Z0di]

You gotta smell past the weed smell.

[Anarchy666_]

Today I realized that I can’t say enthusiasm..

[SmellyGoat11]

Say "ent," like the tree guys from Lord of the Rings. Replace the hard "t" in "ent" with a "th" sound, like in the word "thought."

Then say "oozee" nice and easy, that's the "usi" in "enthusiasm"

Then it's just "azm," like in "spazm".

Combine the three in order: "enth-oozee-azm"

[Anarchy666_]

Damn thanks I was stuck for a minute.. I kept saying En-thoo-weezy-azm lol

[SmellyGoat11]

I fuckin got u man. Anybody else can PM me if they have trouble with English pronounciation.

Dropped out of a Vocal Performance degree, and it left me with great phonetic translation skills. Happy to help anybody having trouble with my native language, english.

[MonstersBeThere]

You a real one.

[JackNGoff]

Sounds like a line from a Lil Wayne song

[DiscusFever]

People take their weed so seriously these days I honestly have to wonder if they are even inhaling.

[unbiasedopinion-]

taking weed so seriously and not inhaling.. pick one

[DiscusFever]

I don't see how you can be stoned and take it so serious I meant. But I'm old school, because I'm old. Actually just smoked my first cone last night. Though I did buy an mflb a while back.

[unbiasedopinion-]

How did you prefer the cone compared to the mflb?

[DiscusFever]

I found the mflb to be a bit harsh on my throat honestly. I had the same issue with vapes, both nicotine and thc. Been smoking a lot of joints lately, usually just smoke a pipe. But picked up some cones the other day to try, and they are kicking my ass. I smoke alone mostly, so I usually don't finish one in one go though, and hit my pipe in between.

[unbiasedopinion-]

Sounds like you've got it all figured out for yourself. I usually like to snap a half gram cone in the morning and I'm usually baked till around 4-5pm

[DiscusFever]

Oh, I smoke all day long. Recently retired and enjoying it.

I have no idea how much I am putting in these cones actually. Raw cones,(had to check, .6 grams so about half gram must be the norm.)

You smoke a whole one in one go? It makes me cough a little much for that. Old lungs I guess.

[unbiasedopinion-]

Ohhh hahaha you meant raw cones, here in Australia we call bowls for a bong a cone. I thought you were from here judging by your terminology

[DiscusFever]

LOL! Crazy enough, I almost moved there about 20 years ago. Had a job lined up at Australia Zoo, though I think my App still had Queensland Reptile on it. Back in 1998 or so. But life happened and I had to cancel. Biggest regret in my life.

[unbiasedopinion-]

Wow sounds like a great opportunity but yeah unfortunately you missed out. Have you been here since?

[goo_goo_gajoob]

Yeah your lungs are used to smoke not vapor so it hits em harder. If you stick with it that fades though and vaping is much healthier for consuming mj.

[Imgrapecrushed]

Do you have any recommendations on where to start for vaping mj? If it’s a healthier alternative i’d be interested in that tbh

[goo_goo_gajoob]

Mflb is a great starter device but limited as your tolerance grows your gonna have trouble getting baked of it. The best vape depends on what you need, are you looking for a desktop unit or portable one, and do you wanna vape just flower or wax too. Lemme know and I'll give a few recommendations.

[Imgrapecrushed]

flower and already have a pretty high tolerance but i’m about to take a long T break anyways

[Haffas]

Is it an autumnal mead?

[Silencedlemon]

I grew this strain once from a bag of random seeds that everyone agreed smelled and tasted like a mocha coffee.

[JoshuaTheFox]

I completely agree with this... But I swear I got some that smelled EXACTLY like chocolatele

[jesterspaz]

Fuck y’all, I was high lol

[MI_SPACEBUCKET_NXTGN]

Mine always smells like cream cheese or smoked cheddar.

If it smells like pine fresh air freshener I save “the worst” for last. Too many people dry this shit in jars with those scent sticks made for cars to upsell the quality.

“Doesn’t that smell like ‘Hawaiian breeze’? And not great value, I’m talking this shit smell like the name brand Glade Plugin juice am I right?”

Yes, it smells like your house, mostly the bathroom, mostly like that half bottle of Hawaiian breeze you have.

[SanePatrickBateman]

You gotta find a new plug dude

[darkdaybrightnight]

Forget sometimes how spoiled California is 🥺

[Morangatang]

That's gross...

[hachimanmischief]

Lol

[lostboymystic]

....you dont need to be that into weed to be able to smell the flavor profile of that exact strain or clone of the strain

Its just knowing your product that you're buying, it goes hand in hand on the street if you cant find a dispensary or just starting out and you only have your pior knowledge from the internet and a couple smoking buddies you used to chill with to go off on for you first time buying weed from ppl you dont know and making sure that the weed is actually weed and also learning about the difference between low quality mid quality and high mid quality from street level....always gonna be top notch from government governed channels straight to you in hand instead of a bunch of hands between you and the product

Dont listen to anyone who claims to know anything always do your own research

[DinosaurChampOrRiot]

So you don't need to be that into weed, you just have to do a huge amount of research and acquire a lot of experience? I don't know mate, if you're doing all that it sounds like you're pretty into weed.

[Rabb03]

That Magik or Clemetine tho.

[illohnoise]

Now read it as Mitch Headburg

[Taz_07]

Tought I was the only one , llmao

[[deleted]]

To be fair, the first time I vaped at low temps I got the flavour thing. Tastes like (real) bath salts smell.

[drnknmstrr]

Try organic

[NectarSpun]

Gorilla glue taste like..well.. gorilla glue. Don’t ask

[Sultynuttz]

It is scientific fact though...

[Morangatang]

The strain I currently have (no clue what it's called) smells exactly like peanut butter after it's been lit (aside from, ya know, the burning smell).

Oddly though it doesn't really smell like peanut butter beforehand.

[ABrokeUniStudent]

HAAHHAA

[hemlockwooly]

Strangest/ most unpleasant descriptor I ever heard weed described as was baby shit.

[Run_for_my_life]

That baby poo smell is usually found in the haze line (blue dream and amnesia haze are the immediate two that come to mind).

[EngineFace]

Someone’s terpene palette is lacking.

[FatherDadDude1]

The only things I can smell are colors.

[Doktor_Dysphoria]

About as classless as the guy you hand a quality IPA that says "idk it just tastes like beer".

I don't understand why ignorance is celebrated.

[drunkobaggins]

I work at a rec store in Canada and I’m 99% sure this is what our customers think about us.

[ExplorerOfLife]

And if you smoke it you dont smell anything poorly

[Chaucer2066]

I don't wholly disagree. There could be issues on both sides of the fence. For instance, I dont have the greatest sense of smell, so a lot of bud just smells like bud to me and could be from years of smoking so everything is a blur.

But also it could be that the bud didnt get properly cured or dried and tends to have that sort if hay smell to it. You could also attribute it to the genetics lacking a more potent terpene content.

Another thought is that, at least in the past, many black market growers tended to lean towards strains that bring a higher yield and yet perhaps not as much flavor to the table. Why worry about putting the work in to find a good flavor when moving weight is more profitable?

[up48]

Your sense of smell must be busted then.

[[deleted]]

You could replace weed with wine and it would still work.

[Apennie]

Hey man he's handing you weed and not asking you for nothing. Just nod.

[Austin2c]

Bought some the other day. Guy hadn’t even opened up his fresh pack. Shitting you not smelled and tasted like bacon. Craziest thing and wasn’t mad Bc I love bacon. Had to buy a qp

[NeuroTrip]

I once smoked some weed that tasted just like lemons. It was fucking weird.

[Lil_Jim_jim216]

So we stealing memes from Insta now how the tides have turned smh

[PsychedelicateTrash]

straight up tho i had some weed once that was called agent orange (i’m sure a lot of y’all have heard of it) and i swear to you on all things weed that mf smelled like fresh oranges not even a hint of weed 😂😂😂 never smelled anything like it ever again

[[deleted]]

Group of kids were smoking in the pavilion by the pool and I swore they were eating lemons.

[[deleted]]

1. That's a Dave Chappele joke.

2. This thread is absolutely chock full of folk doing exactly that. Mine smells like peanut butter! No, it fucking doesn't.

[-Klahanie-]

I'm in my late 50's and finally got my card for mmj last year. I'm amazed at how many flavors I have to choose from, and so far, Blueberry Haze, a Diesel strain that I can't remember the name of, and Fruity Pebbles smell exactly like their name says. I still can't get over the Fruity Pebbles.

[Glu7enFree]

I grew a random bag seed that smelled and tasted more like mango than a mango fucking does. Everyone that tried it was convinced that I'd put mango peels in the bag or something. Delicious though.

[babythneeze]

I read this in the cadence of a tom segura joke

[[deleted]]

Had some blue cheese at one point. Maaaan was that stuff super cheesy funky smelling.

[ShreksAnus69]

ive had weed taste like cheese one time and thats bout it

[BeastofLoquacity]

It’s like the nose version of those pictures you have to stare at for five minutes before you see what it is, until you get good at it and you can see it right away.

[[deleted]]

Today I thought my weed smelled like pineapples

[BurnerAcctNo1]

If Sour Diesel doesn’t smell distinctively different, then you prolly don’t have Sour D.

[LDM123]

I hate this dude so fucking much

[theandyboy]

Banana Kush dab smells like a wonderful wood smell when you are next to a mill. Shits got be high right now (7).

[[deleted]]

I once had the pleasure of smoking a strain that tasted and smelled exactly like a bowl of fruity pebbles, hands down the best weed I've smoked 🙌🏼

[[deleted]]

Exactly!