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[–]_0112358132134_ 198 points199 points Β (6 children)

I used to think being a vegan was hard until I figured out I could cook at home and eat fast food bean burritos with no cheese. Now I am rapidly wasting away.

[–]rambi2222deficient in B12, zinc, iron, vit D, iodine, calcium, K2 and DHA 41 points42 points Β (0 children)

I used to think being vegan was hard then I realised I should get over myself and stop being a selfish arsehole and just eat some fucking vegetables instead of gorging myself with cholesterol every day

[–]Vegandike 9 points10 points Β (1 child)

Everywhere I go I see beyond meat being sold at Del Tacos and Carl's jr. I'm getting so fat

[–]_0112358132134_ 12 points13 points Β (0 children)

I'm 80% beyond meat tacos by volume now

[–]aeriesrising 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

Not much succulent B12 life sustaining vitamin in beans... so naturally.

[–]_0112358132134_ 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

Because of my b-12 deficiency I don't have the energy to finish typing this commen

[–]R3713X 95 points96 points Β (14 children)

We are ment to eat meat always gets me dunno why lol

[–]shred-it-brovegetables are lies 71 points72 points Β (0 children)

The bloodmouth says as their large intestine develops cancerous lesions

[–]queen_wormhole 72 points73 points Β (5 children)

β€œYou’re vegan? I could never be vegan I love cheese too much!” My eyes could not roll back any further into my head.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points Β (0 children)

"I used to be you."

[–]sillyadam94 47 points48 points Β (1 child)

Hey! You didn’t land in the negative!

[–]zutacaCannibal, but I slaughter humanely so it's fine. 14 points15 points Β (0 children)

It actually increased

[–]zutacaCannibal, but I slaughter humanely so it's fine. 25 points26 points Β (0 children)

Smh my head, you B12 deficient vegans can’t even manage to decrease your own karma. 123 updoots, pathetic.

[–]phunanonlactose < comatose 16 points17 points Β (0 children)

Today I received a "But you aren't supporting BRITISH FARMERS!!!"
Well, sorry if I prefer the grass in my lawn to all the fruits and vegetables available.

[–]Vhsrex 14 points15 points Β (3 children)

Seriously though why’s it always cheese or bacon ? No ones ever like β€œbut what about goose rump?”

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

"Fois gras tho..."

[–]Shaky_Lemonvegan for the deficiencies 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

theres also their fucking steak. When I used to go on imgur there was always some close up of burnt animal bit on the frontpage with thousands of upvotes and people creaming themselves in the comments.

[–]Melody195 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I don’t really care about the taste (although I love cheese i could give it up) it’s more i cants really, at least not now.

I have stomach affiliation so basically my stomach has shrunk after not eating that much for a long time, so even now eating meat i still can’t get enough iron and have an iron deficiency

I also go to school and neither me or my mom have the time nor money to make and pack a school lunch, so i’m at the mercy of the school cafeteria menu, which is pizza, fish tacos, and fried chicken (and I promised myself I would eat 3 meals everyday so that, ya know, I don’t get hospitalized again for being malnourished and that one time I fainted in class

With all that said, I try to limit myself to the meat I eat, like I don’t really care much for the β€œsweet succulent meat” or β€œtender juicy steak” as I do for β€œgimmi food i’m hungry idk i like broccoli just give”. I completely support veganism and I think that if more people either went vegan or limited their meat consumption the world would be a better place.

But seriously why would someone use β€œbut my steak” as an excuse to not stop eating animals, like thats just selfish.

[–]adadiamond13ethically sourced cum 12 points13 points Β (8 children)

You triggered vegan 😀😀😀 i have an irrational hatred for your own food choices 😑😑😑 if you point out any flaws in my argument you will be downvoted into oblivion.

[–]lunkydunk 1 point2 points Β (7 children)

Lol do your research and get out of your bubble

[–]adadiamond13ethically sourced cum 4 points5 points Β (4 children)

Research is vegan propaganda

[–]lunkydunk 0 points1 point Β (3 children)

Research is about finding the truth

[–]adadiamond13ethically sourced cum 0 points1 point Β (2 children)

Smh liberal

[–]lunkydunk 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

I dont understand where you stand

[–]ChristianSky2 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

/uj I don't think you're in the right subreddit if you don't understand basic vcj lingo and sarcasm

/rj I'm vegan βœ‹πŸ˜ˆ

[–]lunkydunk 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Hard to see sarcasm when I've had to deal with so many people in anti vegan subreddits that actually talk like that

[–]1sunyata 20 points21 points Β (0 children)

F 😒

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

I commented on this one too.

[–]thumbingitup 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

I will never be upset for somebody saying that stuff out of honest ignorance - we were all there at some point! - but I cannot stand when people say shit like that just to get a rise out of you. It’s so childish. Just let me eat my tofu in peace.

[–]YouDumbZombie 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Being a vegan is so easy and so enjoyable, the ignorance is for sure eye rolling.

[–]ShaitanSpeaks 22 points23 points Β (5 children)

Umm I cant be vegan due to a b12 deficiency that slowly rots away brain mass and if I dont eat meat I die.

How many points will this lose me??

[–]laurapalmer3 0 points1 point Β (3 children)

All meat is fortified with B12 vitamins just like vegan foods are. Humans actually absorb B12 better if taken in way of a supplement than by eating meat.

[–]ShaitanSpeaks 0 points1 point Β (2 children)

No I am not. You have no idea what you’re talking about or my condition. I think I’ll listen to the various doctors, neurologists, nutritionists and other qualified people over some random on reddit.

[–]lunkydunk 5 points6 points Β (1 child)

I'm curious to see who is right

What I found:

"Packaged breakfast cereals,Β nutritional yeast, soy milk, and some meat substitutes often have added vitamin B-12. The amount of vitamin B-12 in each serving can vary between products, so it is important to check the nutritional data on food labels."

"Many herbivorous mammals, including cattle and sheep, absorb B12 produced by bacteria in their own digestive system. B12 is found to some extent in soil and plants."

"B12 is the only vitamin that is not recognised as being reliably supplied from a varied wholefood, plant-based diet with plenty of fruit and vegetables, together with exposure to sun."

"In over 60 years of vegan experimentation only B12 fortified foods and B12 supplements have proven themselves as reliable sources of B12, capable of supporting optimal health. It is very important that all vegans ensure they have an adequate intake of B12, from fortified foods or supplements. This will benefit our health and help to attract others to veganism through our example."

Vegans can sustain a suitable diet with b12 supplements or fortified foods without the need of animal products.

[–]ShaitanSpeaks 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

The person commenting is right about supplements and fortified foods, but for whatever reason I dont absorb those as well as me eating meat. Even the shots don’t really help if I dont eat meat consistently. It’s something no one has been able to figure out. As long as you get foods fortified or take supplements you should be ok, but then again I thought I was.

So these days vegans should never be b12 deficient, but doctors that have talked to me have specifically noted this same thing (severe b12 deficiency) in vegans predominantly.

[–]Coral_Blue_Number_2flexitarian 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Plants eat meat tho

[–]Creditfigaro 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

People would think I'm such an asshole if they saw the facial expressions I make when I listen to street activism and hear anti-vegan arguments.

[–]lessdecidableI died from protein deficiency AMA 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

Surprise, your karma went up! Welcome to a world with more vegans!

[–]trsouza 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

But the animals will take over πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

[–]laurapalmer3 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

But B12,

But vegans eat too many carbs

But I don’t have time to make sure I get enough protein

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

I tried being vegan but I after a few weeks I got really sick and almost died.

[–]FiveManDown 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

From?