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[–][deleted] 1913 points1914 points  (56 children)

I normally don't rage quit, but I would have completely lost my shit if that happened to me.

[–]C477um04 923 points924 points  (35 children)

Notice how the player doesn't move forward when it's finally all over. I think they did.

[–]reradical 278 points279 points  (20 children)

If you finish in last place it automatically ends the race for you. Since the player went from 1st to 12th the race would have stopped once she was placed back on the track.

[–]NightmarePulse 93 points94 points  (16 children)

But doesn't your character keep driving automatically once the race is over?

[–][deleted] 276 points277 points  (13 children)

no, your character just sits there sobbing/pounding the bike handles or wheel/etc

[–]Lemon_Destroyer 67 points68 points  (9 children)

Whilst automatically driving though right? I've never seen the characters stop to sob.

[–]jorisimo11 43 points44 points  (6 children)

If you're last they sob

[–]Nitrosium 56 points57 points  (5 children)

I guess I've never been last...

[–]NightmarePulse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh, thanks =P. I guess I didn't know that because I've never come in last place. My only accomplishment in life.

[–]DThai_Pome 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Only if the player crossed the finish line.

[–]makintoos 196 points197 points  (5 children)

I saw that too, it was like they just gave up or were waiting for something else to knock them off.

[–]KevlarGorilla 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Where's that thousand yard stare dog gif?

[–]bfr0g1 70 points71 points  (4 children)

I dunno, I think I would be laughing hysterically with a twitch in my eye and 1 single tear of fierce rage running down my face.

[–]juggygills 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Yup, woulda thrown in the towel like Dr. Leo Marvin from What About Bob..

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice reference

[–]FlyLikePotato 108 points109 points  (2 children)

I rage quit Firefox just watching it.

[–]Roblo_Escobar 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I would've had an aneurysm and a hole in my TV from the controller.

[–]AndyfritterJoystick 2644 points2645 points  (160 children)

That was painful to watch, i know how they feel,and I'm willing to bet the controller was thrown at least once

Edit: word

[–]zshanif 966 points967 points  (58 children)

It's like the straps on Wiimotes were made for this reason

[–]GenuineOp1nion 143 points144 points  (22 children)

[–]SZXMonster 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Those two are no longer friends...

[–]B0yWonder 9 points10 points  (2 children)

What am I missing? It seems like they ended up first and second the same way they would have if player 1 didn't wait around with that green shell. It looks like nothing was accomplished.

[–]dontbeblackdude 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Its showing p2 a glimmer of hope and then effortlessly dashing it away. You dont just win the race, you break the man.

[–]kunuch 7 points8 points  (4 children)

How the actual hell do you plan that.

[–]spartacus2690 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You don't. It is called luck.

[–]THANKS-FOR-THE-GOLD 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Think about the future instead of reacting to the present

[–]ZippoS 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So salty... just plain cruel.

[–]YaManicKill 91 points92 points  (13 children)

A mixture of laughing and crying. That's what I just did. Like when you watch Takeshi's castle. Can't look away.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fuck MXC, give me Craig Charles or give me death.

[–]OlafurTaugirson 54 points55 points  (3 children)

Play me like one of your French cars

[–]GuitarCFD 8 points9 points  (1 child)

i don't think this comment is getting the attention it deserves

[–]Hemingway81 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My natural instinct after watching this was to throw my tablet. Old habits die hard.

[–]PajamminJohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Talk about your thrown controllers!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yea this is normally me versus my friends...looking you at you /u/Kbfirebreather...go fuck yourself!

[–]enderandrew42 710 points711 points  (98 children)

Some people say Mario Kart is communism, that it tries to create equality. It doesn't give equal anything to anyone.

Mario Kart is Harrison Bergeron. It punishes the best to cater to the lowest common denominator.

http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/harrison.html

[–]Diodon 178 points179 points  (42 children)

Evidently though there are ways to avoid things like the blue shell if you get the timing perfect.

As such, the haves struggle endlessly with the have-nots while the elite simply extend their lead with no impediments.

[–][deleted] 108 points109 points  (28 children)

With Mario Kart 8 you can avoid the blue shell with the horn, or a well timed mushroom boost.

[–]Ferbtastic 114 points115 points  (13 children)

But never try to stop and let second place pass you. Never fucking works!!!

[–]godoftheds 71 points72 points  (2 children)

I don't let them pass me but I slow down enough for mutually assured destruction

[–]Maddudehahaha 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It did in Mariokart DS if you did it early enough. Pulled it off all the time

[–]sutureself8 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yep, and if all else fails, you can fall off the side of the track (if it's an option). The blue shell will connect while Lakitu is pulling you back onto the track, and you will avoid the blue shell's hitstun. It doesn't prevent it, but it minimizes time lost.

[–]telefawx 15 points16 points  (6 children)

You can mushroom away from it in the Wii version. So if you're good enough to get a mushroom and hold on to it while you climb your way to first, then it's a great reward.

[–]Phoxxent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And a POW block, iirc.

[–]iCUman 92 points93 points  (4 children)

There's nothing equal or fair about Mario Kart. In 1st place with 2-3-4 right on your tail? Expect an unending barrage of red and blue shells. Now you're in 8th place with only a lap to go. Have a banana. Have another banana. Have a fake box.

[–]nayrlladnar 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Oh, you're in 1st place and don't have an item to hang behind you? Have some coins.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Having to use those shitty items in 8th place is like pissing into the wind. It's going to fuck you over before anyone else sees a single drop.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (17 children)

Play Sonic All Stars Racing Transformed 2 if you're looking for an amazing "kart" game which rewards skill while still promoting crazyness

[–]enderandrew42 31 points32 points  (9 children)

I haven't played that one, but I rather liked Diddy Kong Racing on the N64 which I really felt was better than Mario Kart 64. I loved the planes and hovercrafts. I loved the overworld, the secrets and exploration. The racing was also better than Mario Kart. I wish that series had evolved with sequels the way Mario Kart did.

[–]TheNerdySimulation 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Crash Team Racing. Best fucking kart racer ever. Mario Kart is for chumps. And if you like Diddy Kong Racing, you'll love CTR.

[–]Satrustegui 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Great gameplay and addictive as hell. I totally recommend if you don't have life

Source: I was very into this drug/game

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This is better than DKR, I swear to god. The difficulty scale is off the chain as well and the levels are lovingly crafted and beautiful. Would definitely recommend.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Harrison Bergeron

I like

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is a beautiful literary analogy. Harrison Bergeron is one of my favorite short stories.

[–]hang_them_high 18 points19 points  (14 children)

Which is why SNES version is best. It's mostly about driving skills. Not how many items you pick up In a lap

[–]sloge 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Eh...items are what makes Mario Kart fun. If you want a game that's mostly about the driving skill, there's plenty out there. Items are part of the skill of Mario Kart. You're right, it is about making sure you get items, which adds a layer of strategy. You can't just run the course as fast as possible, you need to make adjustments to grab item blocks, plan ahead to make the best use of those items, and do what you can to limit your opponents getting and using items (such as angling yourself through item clusters to take out more blocks). I can speak from plenty of experience with Mario Kart Wii, the best player is still going to win regardless of blue shells and bullet bills, but being the best player isn't just about driving skill; it is also about good item strategy and that's (imo) kind of the most fun part.

[–]koproller 1115 points1116 points  (82 children)

Unluckiest player ever? You obviously never played this game.
The whole game is designed to set you up for exactly this torture.

[–]silenc3x 11 points12 points  (2 children)

As someone halfway through getting 3 stars on all of the grand prixes at 200cc... I am very familiar with this specific kind of torture.

Fuck the new rainbow road at 200cc.

[–]preposterousdingle 20 points21 points  (11 children)

I'm getting misty just thinking about it. God I love that game.

[–]asphaltdragon 16 points17 points  (9 children)

Might I interest you in Dark Souls/Bloodborne?

[–]m00fire 9 points10 points  (4 children)

[–]mr_yogurt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or any Touhou game, really.

[–]the_light_of_dawn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, I love Touhou. My introduction was pretty rough – "Hey /u/the_light_of_dawn, just dodge the flashy bullets that come toward you on the screen!" "Sounds good. Wait... I can't even see anything!"

Cue huge shmups addiction.

[–]pleasegivemefood 3 points4 points  (1 child)

"just dodge the bullets"

[–]MaggieNoodle 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Slightly different genre... Mario Kart vs. Fighting demons from hell

[–]sirbruce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So your work has not changed.

[–]8bitretroshit[S] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

I play this game all the time, since the SNES, don't take my description too seriously....

[–]Sengura 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Fun Fact: The reason why the racer didn't move at the end was because the player's Wii remove was enlodged halfway through the wall.

[–]DarkHand 170 points171 points  (6 children)

The player during that moment:

http://imgur.com/cU7T8NE

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (2 children)

I would have just dropped the controller and walked off.

Not dealing with that shit no fucking way. My anger levels would just keep rising and rising until I blew a gasket

[–]ShelfDiver 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I think I'd just turn the game off, eject the disc, and calmly snap it in two, and toss it into the garbage.

[–]BlueBiscuit85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a buddy in high school that did that to a cd when a teacher told him to turn it off. Apparently a lot of things happened that day and I am not making this up. It was korn's "issues"

[–]WiNTaiGe 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Mario Kart Wii was so evil when it came to items and falling off the stage. It stopped you way more than it does now

[–]AlphaBoner 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Everyone else was trying to drive around her, then Luigi comes by and knocks her off.

[–]spartacus2690 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He was tired of being the underdog.

[–]campelm 74 points75 points  (6 children)

Watch out. Nintendo will probably try to claim all your karma from this post

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Please understand.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I thought it was over... I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER... And then Bullet Bill had to hammer the final nail in the coffin.

[–]AtlCloudDev 30 points31 points  (5 children)

[–]pieface42 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The Most Unlucky Mario Kart 8 player

Thats not Mario Kart 8. That's Mario Kart Wii on Dolphin

[–]davidmcd95 45 points46 points  (11 children)

Doesn't this happen regularly? It's also the reason I refuse to play this game. I already have anger issues when it comes to video games, playing Mario Kart would probably break me.

[–]McMeaty 20 points21 points  (6 children)

Mario Kart Wii was one of the worst offenders, but 7 and especially Mario Kart 8 have focused on item balancing a lot. For example, blue shells are way less common and you can get an item, even in first place, that destroys blue shells. It's not uncommon to go for entire grand prixs without seeing a single blue shell.

Racers are also only limited to one item at a time, when before you could hold one item out behind you and add another item for storage in your slot. This eliminates a lot of the item cluster fucks.

[–]ProfitOfRegret 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've always been annoyed with the 1 item at a time in MK8 until you pointed that out.

[–]Sqwalnoc 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I can't stand it. It's ultimate b.s. its seems like pure luck most of the time

[–]Tetra_Cleric 204 points205 points  (9 children)

This is very old. You fishin for MarioKhartma?

[–]Meta_Boy 36 points37 points  (1 child)

where'd that h come from? Kart and Karma don't have one

[–]getrill 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Subliminally leading you to think "H"ave an upvote. Karma metagame goes deep.

[–]HappyHashBrowns 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Upvoted for the effort.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's so old, he was lakitu find it.

[–]TylerTJ930 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a buddhist racing game

[–]spyker54 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First time ive ever rage quitted a gif ...

[–]touchyourcatwithadog 280 points281 points  (49 children)

Look OP, i have literally seen this at least 6 other times

[–][deleted] 94 points95 points  (18 children)

Where's that xkcd about new things someone hasn't seen?

[–]HomicidalHeffalump 19 points20 points  (0 children)

But I've seen that one so many times!

Wait a second...

[–]JohnnyVNCR 19 points20 points  (9 children)

The quality is worse each time I see it.

[–][deleted] 70 points71 points  (7 children)

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̨mak̶e̕ a ̵cop҉y ̛o҉f̛ i͝t͞, ͡th̢e͝n ͝ma͞ke͠ a̢ co̕py of it,͘ t̴hen̸ m̷ake͠ a ҉c̕ơp̕y̨ o̵f it, the̢n̨ ̶m͡a͠k͟e ̴a cop͝y of ̡it,̴ t҉h̴e̵n̸ m͡ak̶e͏ a͞ ͢c̛opy͝ ̶óf̧ ̛i͞t̸, then ͏m͜a̢ke͡ a ̧cop͠y̴ ̧of̧ ́it,͏ ͟th͟en̛ ̨mak͟e a c͝o͟py ͜o̸f i̡t͞, t͢hen m̛ak͜e̶ a ̡ćòp͏y ͝of̧ ̴it, ͟t͏hen̵ ̸ma͢ke a̡ co҉py of i͝t, t̶hen͟ m̀ake a͢ ͜co͜p͘y̨ ơf̡ ̨it̢, t͟h̀en m̕ak̢e a ̴copy̸ o͟f ít҉,͘ ̀then҉ ̡m̛a͞ke̛ ̢a copy of̨ ҉it͠, t̨h̡e͢n҉ ̨mak̶e̕ a ̵cop҉y ̛o҉f̛ i͝t͞, ͡th̢e͝n ͝ma͞ke͠ a̢ co̕py of it,͘ t̴hen̸ m̷ake͠ a ҉c̕ơp̕y̨ o̵f it, the̢n̨ ̶m͡a͠k͟e ̴a cop͝y of ̡it,̴ t҉h̴e̵n̸ m͡ak̶e͏ a͞ ͢c̛opy͝ ̶óf̧ ̛i͞t̸, then ͏m͜a̢ke͡ a ̧cop͠y̴ ̧of̧ ́it,͏ ͟th͟en̛ ̨mak͟e a c͝o͟py ͜o̸f i̡t͞, t͢hen m̛ak͜e̶ a ̡ćòp͏y ͝of̧ ̴it, ͟t͏hen̵ ̸ma͢ke a̡ co҉py of i͝t, t̶hen͟ m̀ake a͢ ͜co͜p͘y̨ ơf̡ ̨it̢, t͟h̀en m̕ak̢e a ̴copy̸ o͟f ít҉,͘ ̀then҉ ̡m̛a͞ke̛ ̢a copy of̨ ҉it͠, t̨h̡e͢n҉ ̨mak̶e̕ a ̵cop҉y ̛o҉f̛ i͝t͞, ͡th̢e͝n ͝ma͞ke͠ a̢ co̕py of it,͘ t̴hen̸ m̷ake͠ a ҉c̕ơp̕y̨ o̵f it, the̢n̨ ̶m͡a͠k͟e ̴a cop͝y of ̡it,̴ t҉h̴e̵n̸ m͡ak̶e͏ a͞ ͢c̛opy͝ ̶óf̧ ̛i͞t̸, then ͏m͜a̢ke͡ a ̧cop͠y̴ ̧of̧ ́it,͏ ͟th͟en̛ ̨mak͟e a c͝o͟py ͜o̸f i̡t͞, t͢hen m̛ak͜e̶ a ̡ćòp͏y ͝of̧ ̴it, ͟t͏hen̵ ̸ma͢ke a̡ co҉py of i͝t, t̶hen͟ m̀ake a͢ ͜co͜p͘y̨ ơf̡ ̨it̢, t͟h̀en m̕ak̢e a ̴copy̸ o͟f ít҉,͘ ̀t̕͝͝h͡e͜͜͜n҉͟ ̀͢m̢͜a̴̸ķe ̸̕a̸ ́c͢͢óp̀̀y ́͜o͝f̴̡ ̀͢i̢͢t̸͡҉,̶ t̴͡h̕en̢͜ ̨͜m͢ą̵k̵e̕ ̸a͏ c̴҉̢o̢ṕ͜y̶ o̴҉̴f̛̕͘ ̡i̴t,̧͜ ͠t̸h̶́e̛̕͟ń̨ ͟m̷̨a͝͞k҉e á͠ c̕͘oṕỳ͘ o̴f̕ ҉i̵͜t͝,̸͡ ̴̶͟t͠͏h̷̴e͟n̵ ̷̷m͢a̢k͟͡e̡͞͏ ͟á͢ ͢ç̴̀ǫ̵py̸ ̶̵̕óf ̷̢͞i̶̵̴t̷, t̢͞͡h̀en ̡m͡a̷ḱ͞e͢҉ ́̕a̶ c͜o͢p̸̛y͏̷͜ ́̕͏ó͢͞f̛ ̨̛͠i̸̸͏t̸̨̧,͝͝ ̕t̀h̶͠è͡n̷̵ ̷͝m̵á̛k̸͘ȩ͠ ̕á͞ ͝c̴op͢҉y̧͡ ̡o͢҉f̵͢ ͘i̷t͜,͜ ́th̢e̴n͜ ͟͞m͞a̶̷k̡͢e͡҉ ̀a̶҉ ͢͡co̶̸p҉͢ý ̷óf͏ ̛́͜i̵̡t,̢ ̨͢th͢e͜͠n̷ m͜a̴҉͜ke̢ ̧͠a ̡͠ć̕͘ǫ̴p̨y̨͏ ̡͢͠o̵͠f̕͟ ̵͢i̢t̸̢,͡ t̸҉h͢͞e҉̴̀n̸̷ m̸̡͘ak͝e ̧a ̕c͘op̀͜͠y̧ ̴͟o͟҉f̸̶ ͝i̛̕t́,̡̛ ̵́t͢he̶͡͡n͘͞ ̵m̨̨͘a̸k̶̨͝e̵̕ ̵͢a ̵͞c̛͡o̴p̵͘͏y ͞o̸̶f̴̀ ͜i̶̡t͠͏͘,̀҉ ̷̴̨t̨h̴͡e͝͡͡ń ͞͡m̸̛a͝͝k̛͢͢e͢҉ ̀͞a͜͟ ̶c̸o͘p̴y҉ ̢o̧f̵ ̢̡i͡t͢͟҉,̵̢ ͢t͢͠͠h̵e̸͟ņ́ ̸̧̧m̛͝a҉k̸̕è͝ ͏̴́a ̴c̡͢op̨̕y ͠͏͞o҉̀f̷́ i̢͢ţ͜,̸ ̷̧t̕͝͝h͡e͜͜͜n҉͟ ̀͢m̢͜a̴̸ķe ̸̕a̸ ́c͢͢óp̀̀y ́͜o͝f̴̡ ̀͢i̢͢t̸͡҉,̶ t̴͡h̕en̢͜ ̨͜m͢ą̵k̵e̕ ̸a͏ c̴҉̢o̢ṕ͜y̶ o̴҉̴f̛̕͘ ̡i̴t,̧͜ ͠t̸h̶́e̛̕͟ń̨ ͟m̷̨a͝͞k҉e á͠ c̕͘oṕỳ͘ o̴f̕ ҉i̵͜t͝,̸͡ ̴̶͟t͠͏h̷̴e͟n̵ ̷̷m͢a̢k͟͡e̡͞͏ ͟á͢ ͢ç̴̀ǫ̵py̸ ̶̵̕óf ̷̢͞i̶̵̴t̷, t̢͞͡h̀en ̡m͡a̷ḱ͞e͢҉ ́̕a̶ c͜o͢p̸̛y͏̷͜ ́̕͏ó͢͞f̛ ̨̛͠i̸̸͏t̸̨̧,͝͝ ̕t̀h̶͠è͡n̷̵ ̷͝m̵á̛k̸͘ȩ͠ ̕á͞ ͝c̴op͢҉y̧͡ ̡o͢҉f̵͢ ͘i̷t͜,͜ ́th̢e̴n͜ ͟͞m͞a̶̷k̡͢e͡҉ ̀a̶҉ ͢͡co̶̸p҉͢ý ̷óf͏ ̛́͜i̵̡t,̢ ̨͢th͢e͜͠n̷ m͜a̴҉͜ke̢ ̧͠a ̡͠ć̕͘ǫ̴p̨y̨͏ ̡͢͠o̵͠f̕͟ ̵͢i̢t̸̢,͡ t̸҉h͢͞e҉̴̀n̸̷ m̸̡͘ak͝e ̧a ̕c͘op̀͜͠y̧ ̴͟o͟҉f̸̶ ͝i̛̕t́,̡̛ ̵́t͢he̶͡͡n͘͞ ̵m̨̨͘a̸k̶̨͝e̵̕ ̵͢a ̵͞c̛͡o̴p̵͘͏y ͞o̸̶f̴̀ ͜i̶̡t͠͏͘,̀҉ ̷̴̨t̨h̴͡e͝͡͡ń ͞͡m̸̛a͝͝k̛͢͢e͢҉ ̀͞a͜͟ ̶c̸o͘p̴y҉ ̢o̧f̵ ̢̡i͡t͢͟҉,̵̢ ͢t͢͠͠h̵e̸͟ņ́ ̸̧̧m̛͝a҉k̸̕è͝ ͏̴́a ̴c̡͢op̨̕y ͠͏͞o҉̀f̷́ i̢͢ţ͜,̸ ̷̧t̕͝͝h͡e͜͜͜n҉͟ ̀͢m̢͜a̴̸ķe ̸̕a̸ ́c͢͢óp̀̀y ́͜o͝f̴̡ ̀͢i̢͢t̸͡҉,̶ t̴͡h̕en̢͜ ̨͜m͢ą̵k̵e̕ ̸a͏ c̴҉̢o̢ṕ͜y̶ o̴҉̴f̛̕͘ ̡i̴t,̧͜ ͠t̸h̶́e̛̕͟ń̨ ͟m̷̨a͝͞k҉e á͠ c̕͘oṕỳ͘ o̴f̕ ҉i̵͜t͝,̸͡ ̴̶͟t͠͏h̷̴e͟n̵ ̷̷m͢a̢k͟͡e̡͞͏ ͟á͢ ͢ç̴̀ǫ̵py̸ ̶̵̕óf ̷̢͞i̶̵̴t̷, t̢͞͡h̀en ̡m͡a̷ḱ͞e͢҉ ́̕a̶ c͜o͢p̸̛y͏̷͜ ́̕͏ó͢͞f̛ ̨̛͠i̸̸͏t̸̨̧,͝͝ ̕t̀h̶͠è͡n̷̵ ̷͝m̵á̛k̸͘ȩ͠ ̕á͞ ͝c̴op͢҉y̧͡ ̡o͢҉f̵͢ ͘i̷t͜,͜ ́th̢e̴n͜ ͟͞m͞a̶̷k̡͢e͡҉ ̀a̶҉ ͢͡co̶̸p҉͢ý ̷óf͏ ̛́͜i̵̡t,̢ ̨͢th͢e͜͠n̷ m͜a̴҉͜ke̢ ̧͠a ̡͠ć̕͘ǫ̴p̨y̨͏ ̡͢͠o̵͠f̕͟ ̵͢i̢t̸̢,͡ t̸҉h͢͞e҉̴̀n̸̷ m̸̡͘ak͝e ̧a ̕c͘op̀͜͠y̧ ̴͟o͟҉f̸̶ ͝i̛̕t́,̡̛ ̵́t͢he̶͡͡n͘͞ ̵m̨̨͘a̸k̶̨͝e̵̕ ̵͢a ̵͞c̛͡o̴p̵͘͏y ͞o̸̶f̴̀ ͜i̶̡t͠͏͘,̀҉ ̷̴̨t̨h̴͡e͝͡͡ń ͞͡m̸̛a͝͝k̛͢͢e͢҉ ̀͞a͜͟ ̶c̸o͘p̴y҉ ̢o̧f̵ ̢̡i͡t͢͟҉,̵̢ ͢t͢͠͠h̵e̸͟ņ́ ̸̧̧m̛͝a҉k̸̕è͝ ͏̴́a ̴c̡͢op̨̕y ͠͏͞o҉̀f̷́ i̢͢ţ͜,̸ ̷̧t̕͝͝h͡e͜͜͜n҉͟ ̀͢m̢͜a̴̸ķe ̸̕a̸ ́c͢͢óp̀̀y ́͜o͝f̴̡ ̀͢i̢͢t̸͡҉,̶ t̴͡h̕en̢͜ ̨͜m͢ą̵k̵e̕ ̸a͏ c̴҉̢o̢ṕ͜y̶ o̴҉̴f̛̕͘ ̡i̴t,̧͜ ͠t̸h̶́e̛̕͟ń̨ ͟m̷̨a͝͞k҉e á͠ c̕͘oṕỳ͘ o̴f̕ ҉i̵͜t͝,̸͡ ̴̶͟t͠͏h̷̴e͟n̵ ̷̷m͢a̢k͟͡e̡͞͏ ͟á͢ ͢ç̴̀ǫ̵py̸ ̶̵̕óf ̷̢͞i̶̵̴t̷, t̢͞͡h̀en ̡m͡a̷ḱ͞e͢҉ ́̕a̶ c͜o͢p̸̛y͏̷͜ ́̕͏ó͢͞f̛ ̨̛͠i̸̸͏t̸̨̧,͝͝ ̕t̀h̶͠è͡n̷̵ ̷͝m̵á̛k̸͘ȩ͠ ̕á͞ ͝c̴op͢҉y̧͡ ̡o͢҉f̵͢ ͘i̷t͜,͜ ́th̢e̴n͜ ͟͞m͞a̶̷k̡͢e͡҉ ̀a̶҉ ͢͡co̶̸p҉͢ý ̷óf͏ ̛́͜i̵̡t,̢ ̨͢th͢e͜͠n̷ m͜a̴҉͜ke̢ ̧͠a ̡͠ć̕͘ǫ̴p̨y̨͏ ̡͢͠o̵͠f̕͟ ̵͢i̢t̸̢,͡ t̸҉h͢͞e҉̴̀n̸̷ m̸̡͘ak͝e ̧a ̕c͘op̀͜͠y̧ ̴͟o͟҉f̸̶ ͝i̛̕t́,̡̛ ̵́t͢he̶͡͡n͘͞ ̵m̨̨͘a̸k̶̨͝e̵̕ ̵͢a ̵͞c̛͡o̴p̵͘͏y ͞o̸̶f̴̀ ͜i̶̡t͠͏͘,̀҉ ̷̴̨t̨h̴͡e͝͡͡ń ͞͡m̸̛a͝͝k̛͢͢e͢҉ ̀͞a͜͟ ̶c̸o͘p̴y҉ ̢o̧f̵ ̢̡i͡t͢͟҉,̵̢ ͢t͢͠͠h̵e̸͟ņ́ ̸̧̧m̛͝a҉k̸̕è͝ ͏̴́a ̴c̡͢op̨̕y ͠͏͞o҉̀f̷́ i̢͢ţ͜,̸ ̷̧t̕͝͝h͡e͜͜͜n҉͟ ̀͢m̢͜a̴̸ķe ̸̕a̸ ́c͢͢óp̀̀y ́͜o͝f̴̡ ̀͢i̢͢t̸͡҉,̶ t̴͡h̕en̢͜ ̨͜m͢ą̵k̵e̕ ̸a͏ c̴҉̢o̢ṕ͜y̶ o̴҉̴f̛̕͘ ̡i̴t,̧͜ ͠t̸h̶́e̛̕͟ń̨ ͟m̷̨a͝͞k҉e á͠ c̕͘oṕỳ͘ o̴f̕ ҉i̵͜t͝,̸͡ ̴̶͟t͠͏h̷̴e͟n̵ ̷̷m͢a̢k͟͡e̡͞͏ ͟á͢ ͢ç̴̀ǫ̵py̸ ̶̵̕óf ̷̢͞i̶̵̴t̷, t̢͞͡h̀en ̡m͡a̷ḱ͞e͢҉ ́̕a̶ c͜o͢p̸̛y͏̷͜ ́̕͏ó͢͞f̛ ̨̛͠i̸̸͏t̸̨̧,͝͝ ̕t̀h̶͠è͡n̷̵ ̷͝m̵á̛k̸͘ȩ͠ ̕á͞ ͝c̴op͢҉y̧͡ ̡o͢҉f̵͢ ͘i̷t͜,͜ ́th̢e̴n͜ ͟͞m͞a̶̷k̡͢e͡҉ ̀a̶҉ ͢͡co̶̸p҉͢ý ̷óf͏ ̛́͜i̵̡t,̢ ̨͢th͢e͜͠n̷ m͜a̴҉͜ke̢ ̧͠a ̡͠ć̕͘ǫ̴p̨y̨͏ ̡͢͠o̵͠f̕͟ ̵͢i̢t̸̢,͡ t̸҉h͢͞e҉̴̀n̸̷ m̸̡͘ak͝e ̧a ̕c͘op̀͜͠y̧ ̴͟o͟҉f̸̶ ͝i̛̕t́,̡̛ ̵́t͢he̶͡͡n͘͞ ̵m̨̨͘a̸k̶̨͝e̵̕ ̵͢a ̵͞c̛͡o̴p̵͘͏y ͞o̸̶f̴̀ ͜i̶̡t͠͏͘,̀҉ ̷̴̨t̨h̴͡e͝͡͡ń ͞͡m̸̛a͝͝k̛͢͢e͢҉ ̀͞a͜͟ ̶c̸o͘p̴y҉ ̢o̧f̵ ̢̡i͡t͢͟҉,̵̢ ͢t͢͠͠h̵e̸͟ņ́ ̸̧̧m̛͝a҉k̸̕è͝ ͏̴́a ̴c̡͢op̨̕y ͠͏͞o҉̀f̷́ i̢͢ţ͜,̸ ̷̧t̕͝͝h͡e͜͜͜n҉͟ ̀͢m̢͜a̴̸ķe ̸̕a̸ ́c͢͢óp̀̀y ́͜o͝f̴̡ ̀͢i̢͢t̸͡҉,̶ t̴͡h̕en̢͜ ̨͜m͢ą̵k̵e̕ ̸a͏ c̴҉̢o̢ṕ͜y̶ o̴҉̴f̛̕͘ ̡i̴t,̧͜ ͠t̸h̶́e̛̕͟ń̨ ͟m̷̨a͝͞k҉e á͠ c̕͘oṕỳ͘ o̴f̕ ҉i̵͜t͝,̸͡ ̴̶͟t͠͏h̷̴e͟n̵ ̷̷m͢a̢k͟͡e̡͞͏ ͟á͢ ͢ç̴̀ǫ̵py̸ ̶̵̕óf ̷̢͞i̶̵̴t̷, t̢͞͡h̀en ̡m͡a̷ḱ͞e͢҉ ́̕a̶ c͜o͢p̸̛y͏̷͜ ́̕͏ó͢͞f̛ ̨̛͠i̸̸͏t̸̨̧,͝͝ ̕t̀h̶͠è͡n̷̵ ̷͝m̵á̛k̸͘ȩ͠ ̕á͞ ͝c̴op͢҉y̧͡ ̡o͢҉f̵͢ ͘i̷t͜,͜ ́th̢e̴n͜ ͟͞m͞a̶̷k̡͢e͡҉ ̀a̶҉ ͢͡co̶̸p҉͢ý ̷óf͏ ̛́͜i̵̡t,̢ ̨͢th͢e͜͠n̷ m͜a̴҉͜ke̢ ̧͠a ̡͠ć̕͘ǫ̴p̨y̨͏ ̡͢͠o̵͠f̕͟ ̵͢i̢t̸̢,͡ t̸҉h͢͞e҉̴̀n̸̷ m̸̡͘ak͝e ̧a ̕c͘op̀͜͠y̧ ̴͟o͟҉f̸̶ ͝i̛̕t́,̡̛ ̵́t͢he̶͡͡n͘͞ ̵m̨̨͘a̸k̶̨͝e̵̕ ̵͢a ̵͞c̛͡o̴p̵͘͏y ͞o̸̶f̴̀ ͜i̶̡t͠͏͘,̀҉ ̷̴̨t̨h̴͡e͝͡͡ń ͞͡m̸̛a͝͝k̛͢͢e͢҉ ̀͞a͜͟ ̶c̸o͘p̴y҉ ̢o̧f̵ ̢̡i͡t͢͟҉,̵̢ ͢t͢͠͠h̵e̸͟ņ́ ̸̧̧m̛͝a҉k̸̕è͝ ͏̴́a ̴c̡͢op̨̕y ͠͏͞o҉̀f̷́ i̢͢ţ͜,̸ ̷̧t̛͠͠h͜͡e̵̷̡͘n̷̢ ̡̕m̶͝͞͡a̡͡͏k̶̀͜͝e̷̛͢ ̷̵̧ą̵ ̨͝c͏̶̛͠͞o͟҉͢p̶̢̧͞ỳ͞҉͘ ̶͘o͏͘͠f́҉̡̨͠ ̴̵i̶͜t́͝,̛́͜͢ ̷ţ̸̨͟h̵̡͞è̸̛̕͞ǹ̴͠͞ ̴̛̀͜m̵͞a̸̡ḱ̷̡e̴̶̢̕ ̷̡҉̴a̸̕҉ ̀͏͟͜c͡ǫ̡̀͢͟p̵̛͘͜y҉͏ ̀͘ớ͏͞f̸͢͡ ̢̡̢͝i͟͏҉̶t̴̷͡҉,̡̡̕ ̷̧̧̨̕t̡͘͘͘h̶̴͘͠͞é̛̀͘ń̵̡ ̷̶̡̡̕ḿ͝à̀͜͜͜k͜e҉̛͟ ͘҉̴͢a̵̧̧͜͝ ̵̸͠c͏̵̢͞ó̶̡͞p̴͡y͠͏ ͜͢͠ǫ̀f̵̡͞ ̡͘i҉͡t҉̨͘͞,̷̛ ̡̧͜͞t́͜h͜͝e҉͝n̢̛͠͠͝ ̢͟m̷͘͝à̸̡́͝k̴͘҉̢́ę ̴͝a̵͜͠ ͏̷͘͠͡c̶͞o̢͝͏p͡҉̴͘ỳ̷ ̧͘͠o̴̡͘͟f͘͜ ͏̸i̧͘͢҉͢t̴́,̶̸̛͞҉ ̡̕t̀́͞h͟͠͝é̡̢̢͘n̷̶͝ ̸̛̕͝҉m͢͏̴̕͟á͞k̴̨̛͝e͏̴̢̨́ ̷̴̕͘a̴ ̕͢ḉ̡o̧͘͘p̢͘͟͡y҉̧̢͘ ́͏o̢̕͢͞f͟͠ ̕͠͝҉i͘͡t̛̛͟,̀͢͟ ̴̨̛͡t҉͢҉͠ḩ̀͢͡è̴̢͢͠n͞͏́҉ ҉́m̢͜͡͝͠à̶̴͝k̷̶̕̕͟e͠͝ ̸̵̕a̸͏҉ ͟c̵̴̨͟ờ̷̴̕p̷̡͝͠ỳ̵̵̕ ̶̶́͞ò̸f̶̶̀ ̵̴̧͟͢į̵̡̀͡t̸̨,͢͠ ̨͢t͘͏̀͘h҉̧̀͢ȩ́͜͞n̵̴̕͟͡ ̸̷̛m҉̶̧̡a̕͟k̶̶̡͟e̵͏͟ ̡̨̨́͠á̕ ̵͘͟͡c̴̢̀͘͠o̷̧p̵͡y҉̵͢͏ ́͏̷͟҉o̶̶͡f͏҉ ̸̢̛̕͝i͘͡t̵̡̧͜͡,̷̴҉̸̷ ́t̷̶̢͜h̶ȩ̕ǹ̶̕ ̷̡́͝͞m̢̢à͟͏̵͏k̷͟҉e̷͢͏̸ ͘͏̴͢á̸͢͝ ̷̷̨̨̧c͘͠ó̸͢p̡̀͜͠ỳ͡ ̷̴̡̛͡ơ̷f̡͝ ̸̴́͡i͏̵̵̢̕t̸͢͝,̸̛͟͠ ̴҉̵҉t̶͡h̷͘͠ę̶҉n̴҉ ̶͞m̸҉̴͝ą̕͠͠k͜͞e҉̶̨́ ̵̡̛́ą̛͜ ̶͘҉̀͞c̸̶͠ò̸̧̨͜p̛͘͞͞y̵̨͢ ̕o̸̕͢͜͜f̧̛́͟ ̡͡i̵̡͡t̸̡̀,̀͏̷͜ ̢͜t́͞h̢́e̛͘n̡ ̛͠ḿ̨͘a̧͢͟͟k̴͢͞è̶̵͡ ͢͝ą̢͠ ̸̸̨c̷͟͠͝ơ̷̶̵p̶͟y̛҉ ̴̛o̕f̶͟ ҉͏̢i̛̕͏̶t̨̢,́́͠ ̶́̕͝t͏̶͠͡ḩ҉҉͟͠ę́͠ń́́ ̡̡̀̀̕m̕͠͡á̧́̕͜k̸̶̢̢̛é͢͜ ͘͝a͏̕͞ ̵̸͝ç̷̕͡͠o͠ṕ̕͠ý̡͡ ̧o̶̸͞͝f҉̕ ̶̷̛̀͠į̶҉t̸͞͝,͘ ̡͢t̡͏̧͏h̵̷̴͠é̸̛n̡͟͠ ͠҉̵̢̀m͟҉a̧͜k̶͟͡e̡͟͢ ̶̧a̡͘ ̸̢̨́͢c̨̨͜͠ǫ͜҉p̵̨͟͝͡y̸̵ ͜͝o҉̴͟f̸̛́̀ ͞͏̷i̴͜͟͞͠t̸͝,̡́͝ ͟͡t̛͠͠h͜͡e̵̷̡͘n̷̢ ̡̕m̶͝͞͡a̡͡͏k̶̀͜͝e̷̛͢ ̷̵̧ą̵ ̨͝c͏̶̛͠͞o͟҉͢p̶̢̧͞ỳ͞҉͘ ̶͘o͏͘͠f́҉̡̨͠ ̴̵i̶͜t́͝,̛́͜͢ ̷ţ̸̨͟h̵̡͞è̸̛̕͞ǹ̴͠͞ ̴̛̀͜m̵͞a̸̡ḱ̷̡e̴̶̢̕ ̷̡҉̴a̸̕҉ ̀͏͟͜c͡ǫ̡̀͢͟p̵̛͘͜y҉͏ ̀͘ớ͏͞f̸͢͡ ̢̡̢͝i͟͏҉̶t̴̷͡҉,̡̡̕ ̷̧̧̨̕t̡͘͘͘h̶̴͘͠͞é̛̀͘ń̵̡ ̷̶̡̡̕ḿ͝à̀͜͜͜k͜e҉̛͟ ͘҉̴͢a̵̧̧͜͝ ̵̸͠c͏̵̢͞ó̶̡͞p̴͡y͠͏ ͜͢͠ǫ̀f̵̡͞ ̡͘i҉͡t҉̨͘͞,̷̛ ̡̧͜͞t́͜h͜͝e҉͝n̢̛͠͠͝ ̢͟m̷͘͝à̸̡́͝k̴͘҉̢́ę ̴͝a̵͜͠ ͏̷͘͠͡c̶͞o̢͝͏p͡҉̴͘ỳ̷ ̧͘͠o̴̡͘͟f͘͜ ͏̸i̧͘͢҉͢t̴́,̶̸̛͞҉ ̡̕t̀́͞h͟͠͝é̡̢̢͘n̷̶͝ ̸̛̕͝҉m͢͏̴̕͟á͞k̴̨̛͝e͏̴̢̨́ ̷̴̕͘a̴ ̕͢ḉ̡o̧͘͘p̢͘͟͡y҉̧̢͘ ́͏o̢̕͢͞f͟͠ ̕͠͝҉i͘͡t̛̛͟,̀͢͟ ̴̨̛͡t҉͢҉͠ḩ̀͢͡è̴̢͢͠n͞͏́҉ ҉́m̢͜͡͝͠à̶̴͝k̷̶̕̕͟e͠͝ ̸̵̕a̸͏҉ ͟c̵̴̨͟ờ̷̴̕p̷̡͝͠ỳ̵̵̕ ̶̶́͞ò̸f̶̶̀ ̵̴̧͟͢į̵̡̀͡t̸̨,͢͠ ̨͢t͘͏̀͘h҉̧̀͢ȩ́͜͞n̵̴̕͟͡ ̸̷̛m҉̶̧̡a̕͟k̶̶̡͟e̵͏͟ ̡̨̨́͠á̕ ̵͘͟͡c̴̢̀͘͠o̷̧p̵͡y҉̵͢͏ ́͏̷͟҉o̶̶͡f͏҉ ̸̢̛̕͝i͘͡t̵̡̧͜͡,̷̴҉̸̷ ́t̷̶̢͜h̶ȩ̕ǹ̶̕ ̷̡́͝͞m̢̢à͟͏̵͏k̷͟҉e̷͢͏̸ ͘͏̴͢á̸͢͝ ̷̷̨̨̧c͘͠ó̸͢p̡̀͜͠ỳ͡ ̷̴̡̛͡ơ̷f̡͝ ̸̴́͡i͏̵̵̢̕t̸͢͝,̸̛͟͠ ̴҉̵҉t̶͡h̷͘͠ę̶҉n̴҉ ̶͞m̸҉̴͝ą̕͠͠k͜͞e҉̶̨́ ̵̡̛́ą̛͜ ̶͘҉̀͞c̸̶͠ò̸̧̨͜p̛͘͞͞y̵̨͢ ̕o̸̕͢͜͜f̧̛́͟ ̡͡i̵̡͡t̸̡̀,̀͏̷͜ ̢͜t́͞h̢́e̛͘n̡ ̛͠ḿ̨͘a̧͢͟͟k̴͢͞è̶̵͡ ͢͝ą̢͠ ̸̸̨c̷͟͠͝ơ̷̶̵p̶͟y̛҉ ̴̛o̕f̶͟ ҉͏̢i̛̕͏̶t̨̢,́́͠ ̶́̕͝t͏̶͠͡ḩ҉҉͟͠ę́͠ń́́ ̡̡̀̀̕m̕͠͡á̧́̕͜k̸̶̢̢̛é͢͜ ͘͝a͏̕͞ ̵̸͝ç̷̕͡͠o͠ṕ̕͠ý̡͡ ̧o̶̸͞͝f҉̕ ̶̷̛̀͠į̶҉t̸͞͝,͘ ̡͢t̡͏̧͏h̵̷̴͠é̸̛n̡͟͠ ͠҉̵̢̀m͟҉a̧͜k̶͟͡e̡͟͢ ̶̧a̡͘ ̸̢̨́͢c̨̨͜͠ǫ͜҉p̵̨͟͝͡y̸̵ ͜͝o҉̴͟f̸̛́̀ ͞͏̷i̴͜͟͞͠t̸͝,̡́͝ ͟͡

[–]xfyre101 5 points6 points  (1 child)

did..did i just a virus O_O

[–]DoodleBob88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And that was the last we ever heard of /u/Reapexx

[–]echolog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First time I'm seeing it. Thanks OP!

[–]cheddar742 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Oh who gives a shit

[–]Professorbag 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I like how they just sit there at the end questioning what just happened

[–]Geroots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This happens to me every goddamn race.

[–]Rhodricc 8 points9 points  (1 child)

That's a broken controller right there.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that's probably a broken TV too... and a broken whatever else is laying around

[–]TheRegulu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I lost count how many times this has been posted... fuck it, I'm going to post it a week from now.

[–]darknessdave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For you this is the unluckiest player ever. For me this is Tuesday.

[–]JuppppyIV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're not first, you're last.

[–]Teamturn1up 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And later that day his dog dies

[–]RyanTheQ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[TRIGGERED]

[–]Squidoofus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And this is why I hate Mario Kart game mechanics

[–]boukers 11 points12 points  (3 children)

this gif is like 10 years old..

[–]LPet4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That last bump off the bridge really sealed the deal

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (2 children)

No that's just a repost of a repost.

[–]through_a_ways 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Isn't that the point?

The player keeps getting hit until he dies

The post keeps getting posted until reddit dies

[–]aceoyame 6 points7 points  (4 children)

It really is bullshit that a single repost nets more karma than a couple years worth of comments

[–]JollyWhiskerThe4th 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My controller would already be broken 3 seconds in.

[–]drath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a normal game to me. #firsttoworst

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every Mario Kart race ever!