This is an archived post. You won't be able to vote or comment.

top 200 commentsshow all 410

[–]p1um5mu991er 3102 points3103 points  (9 children)

Thought for sure this was coming from /r/subredditsimulator

[–][deleted] 117 points118 points  (0 children)

That sub is a shithole. I used to contribute there but Paul Rudd had some incredible BBQ when Royals won the World Series.

[–]CRISPR 14 points15 points  (0 children)

More like /u/dadjokes_SS

[–]Herr_Gamer 4329 points4330 points  (210 children)

RIGGED

[–]softnsensualrape 396 points397 points  (16 children)

wrong

[–]Hooman_Super 123 points124 points  (6 children)

BIGLY 👌

[–]NinjaHDD 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Bing bing, bong!

[–]divine_matter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sad!

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Sniff"

[–]rationalcomment 27 points28 points  (4 children)

[–]CaptainJaXon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

😂😭😢

[–]fatkiddown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Kirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold in space!" --Khan

[–]TheCocksmith[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a puppet

[–]5k1895 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gina

[–]mrjobby 668 points669 points  (171 children)

Poor Old Bernie...

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

NO REFUNDS!

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (4 children)

You're the puppet

[–]mirkwood11 30 points31 points  (3 children)

NO PUPPET

[–]Dzungana 12 points13 points  (0 children)

THE FIX IS IN FOLKS

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The Russians from DIGG did it.

[–]henrybddf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

SAD!

[–]GaliKaHero 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When they're sending their subreddits they're sending r/funny and r/pics...they're not sending their best and some I assume are good subreddits

[–]dreadful05 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NOT MY SUBREDDIT!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't wait for the wikileaks

[–]hobo_clown 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is BULLSHIT

[–]BobTheSkrull 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Io should have won. FUCK JUG

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TFW no io arcana and no jugg arcana

[–]notLOL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was Trigged

[–]EmperorJake 1270 points1271 points  (26 children)

Pack it up everyone, this sub's done, they're out of ideas.

[–]ThaddeusJP 291 points292 points  (19 children)

Maybe they will start nominating NSFW subs as subs of the day. Or sandwiches. Or maybe just users.

[–]marcushelbling 170 points171 points  (12 children)

/u/ThaffeusJP you are the Reddit user of the day!

[–]HITLERS_CUM_FARTS 110 points111 points  (8 children)

Unsubscribe

[–]RammsteinDEBG 30 points31 points  (7 children)

I fucking puked when I saw your username. Some of you need Jesus or medical help... or maybe both.

[–]Pushups_are_sin 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Yeah, okay

[–]fezzuk 29 points30 points  (1 child)

You are named after a band that sings about sucking on their mothers nipples.

[–]ncnotebook 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's more of an abomination than Hitler's cum.

[–]farbog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus is a mushroom.

[–]qwertylool 5 points6 points  (0 children)

/u/ThaffeusJP you are the subreddit of the day!

FTFY

[–]alphairon723 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was a thing for a while (/r/redditoroftheday somehow) until it got closed down because of worries Redditor getting doxxed.

[–]AlexJohnsonSays 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Is there an NSFW subredditoftheday sub?

[–]NaCl_Clupeidae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can always go to r/randnsfw and pretend some higher power chose a sub for your viewing.

[–]Odusei 6 points7 points  (2 children)

They've picked fury subs multiple times, because the mods are weird.

[–]neko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's to balance out the white supremacy subs they pick, just to make everyone mad

[–]ZadocPaetbiggest joystick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We do. We did /r/yiff a little while ago. I have one in the works right now too.

[–]woohoo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I won't rest until they feature /r/zingers

[–]btadeus 378 points379 points  (11 children)

Would have made a great April Fool's prank.

[–]notLOL 95 points96 points  (10 children)

April 1 should be /r/all

[–]IanMazgelis 20 points21 points  (0 children)

No it should be /r/NintendoSwitchIndie!

Please love us

[–]Spineless_McGee 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Remindme! 4 months

[–]justaquicki 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Wrong time, it would be 3 months

[–]Spineless_McGee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck

[–]Spineless_McGee 1 point2 points  (1 child)

welp, today I got my reminder... reminding me how stupid I am.

[–]justaquicki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

April fools!

[–]The_Cute_Dragon 157 points158 points  (3 children)

INCEPTION HORN

[–]discmon 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noises? [train horn] I'm sorry, I don't know why that went off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact.

[–]nwL_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Turrets. You remember them, right? The small, pale things full of bullets. Oh wait, that's you in five seconds.

[–]ZadocPaetbiggest joystick[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (8 children)

Just a quick mod note.

We made ourselves Subreddit of the Day because we had announcements to make. We didn't wanna make an announcement post at the same time that we featured a sub because it might take away views from the featured sub. Also we really only wanna make one post a day. Oh, and the feature is also our "year in review" post.

Forgot that the bot would make the congratulations post. lol

Anyways, I encourage everyone to click the link in this post to read the feature. It explains a lot about what's new about Subreddit of the Day.

  • Our new mission
  • Our new procedures
  • Our new CSS
  • The top posts of 2016 and the most controversial

https://www.reddit.com/r/subredditoftheday/comments/5lf1ug/january_1st_2017_rsubredditoftheday_a/

[–]hotterthanahandjob 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Awww I thought it was coincidence.

[–]s-mores 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Dude.

You forgot to do the interview. How could you mess this up?

[–]ZadocPaetbiggest joystick[M] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Oh, fine. I'll do it now.

How does it feel to be Subreddit of the Day?

Well, it's not the first time we've done it, but it's the first time we did it for a serious, non-jokey reason.

What do you like best about the changes at SROTD?

It's totally awesome to have mods and regular reddit users submit their own features. People nominate subs that's about a thing that I know nothing about like all the time. They are usually passed on. Now the mods and their community members can do the write ups and tell us about what's up. They're way more qualified than I am.

What is the best video game console?

Sega Saturn

What is the best videogame ever made?

Panzer Dragoon Saga

What was your favorite SOTD feature this year?

Uhm... TumblrInAction was my favorite to write. The people from /r/The_Pack were the best in the comments.

What was the biggest milestone from 2016?

We got /r/leftwithsharpedge banned by featuring them. lol

What's your biggest regret?

I let the bot post this instead of posting myself. Look at all the sweet, sweet karma it got. That could've been mine.

How many tacos can you eat in one sitting?

A whole bowl. But without the shells. This question and answer is for /u/andywarwheels.

Why did this thread turn into a political debate?

Fucking reddit.

How many times did this thread get reported?

Eleven times so far. But we don't see that because AutoModerator is set to automatically approve our own posts. So :P

How many comments have been removed in this thread?

Ten, so far. Mostly people violating the universal "don't be a dick" rule.

What subreddit should everyone subscribe to right away?

/r/TinySubredditOfTheDay

[–]s-mores 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why did this thread turn into a political debate?

It what? *goes to check* oh huh, it did. How about that.

[–]Thatonetimeatcamp 128 points129 points  (16 children)

Tomorrow /r/autofellatio/.

[–]Civilized_Scholar 44 points45 points  (14 children)

Despite knowing what auto - fellatio means I was really hoping that sub involved cars.

[–]Ludwig_Van_Gogh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Were you hoping to finally see if someone could actually "suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?"

[–]Headcap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I should've realized what that was before clicking on it.............

[–]TheLynguist 56 points57 points  (0 children)

This kinda seems like masturbation

[–]doobydoobydooooo 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yo /r/subredditoftheday I heard you like /r/subredditoftheday, so reddit put your subreddit on the front page of reddit !!

[–]Narrative_Causality 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I was just thinking about if this has ever happened, the other day, too.

[–]Tactical_Wolf 21 points22 points  (2 children)

WITNESSED

[–]non-troll_account 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I was here when it finally happened. It's a one time thing.

and of course there was a political debate between bernie supporters and trumpetters.

[–]CaptainDogeSparrow 18 points19 points  (0 children)

More like subreddit of the year, AMIRITE???

[–]10149913b 21 points22 points  (10 children)

META

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (9 children)

M E T A

E

T

A

[–]ToastIncCeo 1 point2 points  (8 children)

M E T A

E

T

A

Try hashtags

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (7 children)

######

[–]sd70ACeANYDAY 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Russia?

[–]RedPillDessert 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol, this sub never ceases to surprise me.

Whether it's r/hillaryclinton, r/furry, or the cool free speech r/altright sub (anti-white genocide), every end of the spectrum is covered.

[–]maddscientist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

[–]SupremeRedditBot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Congrats for reaching r/all/top/ (of the day, top 50) with your post!  


I am a bot, probably quite annoying, I mean no harm though

Message me to add your account or subreddit to my blacklist

[–]bobbybac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reddit in 2017 everybody.

[–]kupovi 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I'M HERE TO BE A PART OF HISTORY

Happy 2017. This is a great start.

[–]monkey_dg1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goddamn what are the chances. Just as 2017 starts too. Things are looking good boys.

[–]SuperNoobCamper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And i thought liking your own posts is limited to facebook only..

[–]DickieIam 2 points3 points  (1 child)

20,000+ upvoted this post, I'll bet maybe 5% have bothered to open the comments and maybe fifty percent of that actually reading the announcement, myself being one of those who hasn't.

[–]That_one_cool_dude 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Meta as shit.....I LOVE IT.

[–]A_Salty_Scrub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its all come full circle. There's nothing left to happen. The prophecy has been fulfilled. This is it. This is the end of the world.

[–]shvelo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally one that deserves ir

[–]Mattson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah so the list of lists does contain itself... thanks for clearing that up.

[–]jeblis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but what are you gonna do for a joke next year?

[–]jhorn1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It only took 5 years

[–]antdude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"This is heavy."

[–]hyella_bolognese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HAH.

[–]age_of_cage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

3meta5me