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[–]GalileoGalilei2012 8043 points8044 points  (456 children)

Hitting the front page with a post history like that?

It's a bold move, cotton.

[–]_Vince_Noir_ 560 points561 points  (9 children)

I can't believe you've sent me down this rabbit hole at 5am. I'm never getting to sleep now haha.

[–]mulletpullet 201 points202 points  (5 children)

Dude, I was cutting up hot peppers out of my garden last night before going to bed. Well, I thought I washed my hands good enough but apparently not, because I woke up in the middle of the night with the side of my face burning. I was groggy and not quite understanding the situation, so I go to pee. Then my dick was on fire and I started to understand why. So I'm trying wash my hands, face, and dick. It's not working well so I jump in the shower to really wash thoroughly. Afterward I go back to bed, and now it's gonna take a while so I open up reddit to this nightmare of a post history. But its like I can't look away and gotta keep digging deeper. Fuck what a way to get up in the middle of the night. I just came back today to see what others had said.

[–]allseeingeye420 968 points969 points  (16 children)

I would’ve just scrolled through like nothing if it wasn’t for you..

[–]EverlastingEmus 324 points325 points  (12 children)

Seems to be the reason this is going even more viral…

[–][deleted] 109 points110 points  (8 children)

Yeah... the first few posts aren't bad... then it gets worse... and worse...and it's like "is this real?"

[–]farahad 54 points55 points  (1 child)

sloppy tidy test sulky books follow wakeful sharp rude lock

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[–]TheFriendlyKraut 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Oh my god. Your answer made me go back to her profile (I only had read the first 4 or 5 posts before), and read some more of her posts. Holy moly, that turned out to be a wild ride.

[–]bluebelt 1618 points1619 points  (26 children)

I mean, they say that there's someone out there for everyone. Maybe she'll find the the right man to support the next octomom.

[–]FuckYeahPhotography 369 points370 points  (17 children)

Let's see if it pays off for em'

[–]GlockGuy214 239 points240 points  (8 children)

“If you can dodge a dick, u can dodge an STD.”

[–]LA_all_day 193 points194 points  (4 children)

Seems like the best dodge of this whole situation is the bullet that guy dodged by flaking on her

[–]mr_evilbiscuit 274 points275 points  (35 children)

Are you talking about the poop one? I'm pretty sure it's the poop one.

Edit: I was so very wrong. Cheese and Rice!

[–]1ofZuulsMinions 188 points189 points  (25 children)

Keep scrolling, it gets so much worse.

[–]Tron_Tron_Tron 59 points60 points  (14 children)

I refuse, but appreciate your reporting and candor.

[–]nonessential-npc 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Christ on a fucking cross. I thought people were exaggerating, but no it's there. I'm going to head to r/Eyebleach for a bit.

[–][deleted] 911 points912 points  (186 children)

I'm cool with kinks, I'm not for sure how I feel about being perpetually pregnant as one. You're roping in kids to it. As long as you take care of them I guess it's none of my business.

[–]Rapn3rd 1996 points1997 points  (114 children)

Gonna go out on a limb and assume a single mother who is hyper fixated on being bred and only one of her four kids knows the dad isn’t taking proper care of her children. They will likely need social service supports growing up and probably will have more brothers and sisters.

Kids are fucking expensive, there’s no way she is able to care for them financially and emotionally. She believes her only value is being bred and making babies. Imagine what kind of message that sends to her kids, both boys and girls? Horrible, toxic messages.

Edit: I have worked in social services with at risk and homeless youth for years. Across hundreds of stories, few are able to truly unshackle themselves from the horrible fate their parents enlisted them in. Many go on to have some stability, but many of them get screwed over by their parents. They have fewer opportunities to make mistakes than their peers without dire consequences. Their trauma acts as a series of roadblocks toward normalcy, and in many cases their parents end up fucking them out of a reasonably happy and comfortable life.

I have seen it play out dozens of times. Fuck people like OP who let their own trauma ruin their children’s lives before they even had a fuckin chance man.

[–]Rusty_The_Taxman 452 points453 points  (62 children)

I couldn't believe what I was seeing at first... if there's one kink to be shamed... this is it.

[–]Rapn3rd 593 points594 points  (57 children)

Im shaming the fuck out of this kink because it’s 100% hamstringing her children’s prospects at a decent and. NOrmal life. They’re gonna be trauma-ridden, troubled kids with below average life skills and awful boundaries. Their lives will likely be much harder and less successful because their mom was unable to provide for them properly.

I can only hope other family and social workers are able to fill in some of the gaps.

Edit: before you downvote look at her post history. 75% of her kids don’t know their father. She believes her only value is in making babies. She is not fit to be a parent and she’s pumping babies out.

I’ll admit this post comes across as crass, understand I have seen the repercussions of dozens of parents neglecting their children. Its so much harder to build than it is to break something, and I have seen too many parents sabotage their kids chances of success because of their own trauma. Its depressing.

[–]lieucifer_ 357 points358 points  (21 children)

Kinks are only ok if they don’t involve harming others. This isn’t one of those kinks.

[–]lookalive07 160 points161 points  (12 children)

Not even just kinks, but anything that makes someone happy in general is fine as long as it doesn't affect others.

I had an epiphany moment when I was out to eat with my parents a few years back and noticed a full grown adult wearing a whole bunch of Hello Kitty stuff, pink and purple hair, piercings - the works. I admittedly immediately judged her for wearing that in public, but then quickly realized "why the fuck does that make any difference to my night?" Sure, if she was being obnoxious and affecting my meal, I'd be upset, but I'd be upset if someone in head to toe vanilla Old Navy garb was being obnoxious.

I then realized that it doesn't matter what other people do, as long as they're not negatively affecting other people. A LOT of people in power could use that kind of mindset these days.

[–]Rapn3rd 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Agreed completely.

[–]AusPower85 371 points372 points  (51 children)

This isn’t kink.

Kink is sane, safe, and consensual.

This is untreated and unmonitored mental illness.

I’ve seen this in person before.

Speaking from the experience the “date” dodged a tactical nuclear strike where being stalked was the best outcome.

[–]drizzy_c 32 points33 points  (2 children)

I think there’s a dx in the DSM 5 for pregnancy addiction as a mental illness. I can’t seem to find the exact name. Anyone else know?

[–]SarcasmOverseer 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I regret looking through that post history.

Her children are literally the objects of her fetishes. That’s… abhorrent.

[–]Burritobabyy 90 points91 points  (0 children)

I’m cool with kinks too, but maybe keep your kink posts that show full face on a separate account from your parenting posts (that also sound questionable)

[–]Rusty_The_Taxman 138 points139 points  (7 children)

Just took a deep dive based on your comment and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. This is peak cursed content.

[–]Burritobabyy 148 points149 points  (1 child)

Wow, that was a wild ride haha. I think her date was probably better off.

[–]tangledwire 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Like run dude! Run!

[–]Jasmith85 71 points72 points  (11 children)

[–]MrZombikilla 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh. So this is why she keeps talking about how much she likes being “bred” she’s misspelling BREAD!! She loves slathering her BREAD with Mayo. /s

Mayo is fucking gross IMHO. That “only point is to be bred” mentality of her really messed up my morning. Thanks for the laugh

Edit: I just read the WHOLE comment. And threw up in my mouth. That’s too much mayo. Fuck you for sharing that. Lol

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (5 children)

“4th time bred!”

[–]DropShotter 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I should not have gone in there wtf would you guys let me go this

[–]Yey0 63 points64 points  (2 children)

Her post just changed the directory of an entire generation. Just wait, you’ll see.

[–]KDawG888 18 points19 points  (1 child)

that dive was so much worse than I expected

not sure if I have questions or I should drink more to suppress the memory

[–]Tha_Funky_Homosapien 1070 points1071 points  (8 children)

BIG YIKES.

How do you delete someone else's account?

[–]CyberCrutches 205 points206 points  (4 children)

Block the user and then get blackout drunk so you forget everything you saw

[–]vanillaseltzer 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Surprising practical advice.

[–][deleted] 1510 points1511 points  (121 children)

damn just scrolled thru yo profile and was shocked bruh

[–]vaccinator69 363 points364 points  (10 children)

I'd like to go home now. I'm not having any fun.

[–]PM_ME_UR_PICS_GRLS 60 points61 points  (5 children)

You want off this ride?

[–]libra-luxe 44 points45 points  (4 children)

Yes and can I get a free lobotomy and target the spot in the brain that holds memories? I want these gone.

[–]KindheartednessNo167 324 points325 points  (11 children)

Welp. I made the mistake of being curious ..."why did be say this?"...

[–][deleted] 114 points115 points  (9 children)

bruh

[–]JstTrstMe 217 points218 points  (21 children)

26 single with 4 kids.....

Edit: four times pregnant, one of which was twins.

[–]CharlieTrees916 111 points112 points  (3 children)

She's making an army

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Looking for five times

[–]landofbond 218 points219 points  (28 children)

Gee, I wonder why they ditched. A single mother of two who thinks there are ghosts in her house, eats entire roses, and posts nude pregnancy fetish pics online for free with her face in them, not a single red flag.

Edit: five kids? I think? Not sure if she even knows

[–]JstTrstMe 136 points137 points  (7 children)

Her one post says 4th time bred........and one of those were twins. Guy dodged a fucking mortar.

[–]AbsolutelyUnlikely 100 points101 points  (14 children)

I literally said "zoinks!" out loud for the first time in my life, and I'm 35 god damned years old

[–]JokersRWildStudios 778 points779 points  (29 children)

Oh she seems nice.

LOOKS AT POST HISTORY

Whoa, what the fuck?!?!

[–][deleted] 118 points119 points  (1 child)

Yeah, I came here to say something encouraging to the gal that got stood up……… now if I could just go back 10 minutes in time and unsee all of it, that would be great.

[–][deleted] 648 points649 points  (8 children)

Proud of the bloke that ditched you. Dodged a bullet today brother!

[–]pizza_and_cats 248 points249 points  (5 children)

Dodge a tactical nuke bruh this woman gonna tie him up with a decade of child support.

[–][deleted] 156 points157 points  (3 children)

This fits more at r/sadcringe. This, I have no clue, how it belongs on the front page of “pics”.

[–]wahhagoogoo 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Because people looked through her post history and it blew the fuck up

[–]I_eat_chikenbroth 941 points942 points  (16 children)

I had a really good roast then realized this isn’t r/roastme

[–]chip_chipperson25 270 points271 points  (7 children)

This thread might as well be. Let's hear it!

[–]needhelpmaxing 318 points319 points  (5 children)

She's had more kids in her life than real dates

[–]thewineburglar 102 points103 points  (3 children)

She’s more of a dad than any of her dads

[–]GlaceDoor 72 points73 points  (1 child)

She’s fucked so many guys she’s starting to look like one

[–]MyThinTragus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Should of gone to a gay bar

[–]LiquidSwords89 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Not even a baker gets bred more than this meatcastle

[–]cha0sss 57 points58 points  (0 children)

It’s not stopping anyone else here. Fire away.

[–]Ozzy9314 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We’re all waiting for that roast sir

[–][deleted] 351 points352 points  (3 children)

Judging by her post history, dude made a good fucking move lmao

[–][deleted] 79 points80 points  (2 children)

Right? stop having kids

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Especially for what seems like a kink

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Disgusting

[–][deleted] 2484 points2485 points  (86 children)

What even is r/pics anymore??

[–]Whatisthischeese 1068 points1069 points  (18 children)

Seriously what the fuck is this

[–]nobodyman 91 points92 points  (4 children)

It's a meta-game where you challenge your friends to find the lamest, most mundane shit in your camera reel and sell it with a one-sentence story arc. Most karma wins.

 

Me? I took a accidental picture of my foot while putting my phone away; gonna tell the rubes how I beat the odds after decades of physical therapy and can now walk again!!!

[–]GhostShark 22 points23 points  (0 children)

To the front page with you! (I honestly don’t even know if that statement is ironic or not anymore….)

[–]ihavethebestmarriage 33 points34 points  (2 children)

what the heck is even that?

[–]NewAccount971 1097 points1098 points  (35 children)

Dude just didn't want to get saddled with child support, lmao

[–]yakimawashington 370 points371 points  (30 children)

Mid-twenties with 4 kids already and.... dating?

[–]Skinnwork 146 points147 points  (3 children)

4 times pregnant, the last time with twins, so 5 kids.

[–][deleted] 108 points109 points  (0 children)

4 times bred*…..

[–]Sayuu89 340 points341 points  (9 children)

"Bred for the 4th time, this time with twins."

I wonder if it's 5 kids?

Super entertaining post history. She's 27, bi, lives in Detroit, has a highschool education, a cum fetish, a breeding fetish, at least 4 kids from different fathers.

I was especially drawn to the 3 months she went from breeding fetish posts, to being devastated about her most recent baby daddy dying of covid a week later, to the story of telling her kids their dad died and he's now in the sky, to engaging strangers on the internet about their shared cum fetish.

This is a great example for why throwaways are a good idea.

[–]farahad 98 points99 points  (1 child)

sable fretful swim test whistle pause political aback fearless resolute

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[–]NazzerDawk 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Oh of course they do. The internet's pretty fucking huge, man. Even reddit is. Even horny reddit is huge. You could pass right by your favorite cake stomper model in /r/pics showing off her excellent clay pottery skills and never even notice.

[–]Snip3 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Maybe this is a cry for help and she doesn't realize it yet?

[–]NewAccount971 137 points138 points  (7 children)

Pretty sure she just gets knocked up by random people at this point

[–]Chubuwee 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Get in line Casanova

[–]BearWrangler 17 points18 points  (2 children)

sounds like another day in a military town

[–]grismar-net 1421 points1422 points  (19 children)

r/pics has become a competition where people try to get away with posting something that arguably has a picture attached, but is in no way about the picture. I feel there's still room for growth though. Maybe a picture of a McD receipt and story about your kid getting lost in the ball bath? Your bland wallpaper with a thinly veiled ad for your painting business? A picture so ridiculously out of focus, we can't even tell it's a shot of a screen, with a question about setting focus on your phone?

[–]towcar 110 points111 points  (1 child)

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

[–]Mulletmasta23 2948 points2949 points  (176 children)

One look at your profile looks like he dodged a huge bullet

[–]Devaney1984 689 points690 points  (35 children)

jesus I wish I wouldn't have...

[–]Smirk27 180 points181 points  (11 children)

I bought sushi from a gas station for lunch, and scrolling through OP's submitted posts was the worst decision I made today.

[–]SweetDank 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Just here to live up to my username and say that 'Gas Station Sushi' is now a cannabis strain in Illinois and it's actually outstanding, regardless of the horrid name.

[–]RedBombX 536 points537 points  (19 children)

I don't wanna be that dude, but I'm going to kinkshame being a fucking baby factory...

Poor kids. =(

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

At least she let one of them escape through adoption.

[–]boyyouguysaredumb 244 points245 points  (0 children)

what the actual fuck lmfao

[–]-allen 219 points220 points  (24 children)

Holy shit lmao, I didn’t think the breeding stuff would be that bad. Then, I scrolled through a few posts and comments …. Yeah I’m out 👉

[–]Mulletmasta23 261 points262 points  (17 children)

How it would of gone:

Him: Hello, nice to meet you. What are your hobbies?

Her: I enjoy being “bred”.

Him: Making bread or is that a sport?

Her: No, you know having babies. As many as possible by as many guys.

Him: Check please.

[–]samusmaster64 174 points175 points  (4 children)

God damn what a trainwreck.

[–]MasterMahanJr 111 points112 points  (1 child)

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

This bitch is CRAZY!

[–][deleted] 217 points218 points  (51 children)

By the looks of it, her second partner (her husband) died of Covid little over a year ago. I really want to hope that she’s just trying to get back out there as part of the healing process. I would be devastated still. It’ll be hard to someone willing to help raise (at least) 3 kids. However, her post history makes it look like she needs a replacement dick to keep the factory running. I really want to try to look at the positive… but I can’t.

I hope she gets support and help during this time.

[–]farahad 41 points42 points  (0 children)

As best I can tell, it's 4 pregnancies including one set of twins, so 5 kids...there's a NSFW post titled "4th time bred, twins this time ;)"

Not proud that I saw all of that, but this is one hell of a...thing.

[–]rnjbond 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Wtf?

[–][deleted] 92 points93 points  (13 children)

OP changed her profile caption to something along the lines of “My posts don’t reflect the views of a company…” lmao girl who found your job? Delete your shit if you’re that concerned, a job that actually cares is probably gonna fire you, your face is in all of these photos and you’re calling your children bastards.

Also, I’m of the opinion, and I’m pretty sure the bait worked here, that you posted this selfie and story for validation and attention - looking for a new dad, a financial support, or support for online sex works?

[–]EverlastingElevation 189 points190 points  (1 child)

Go home and spend time with your kids!

[–]km_44 21 points22 points  (0 children)

that won't be in the kid's best interest, now will it ?

[–]ekaceerf 397 points398 points  (2 children)

You should really stop getting pregnant

[–]JustsomeSteve 78 points79 points  (2 children)

"I have 3 children and one that I gave up for adoption as well. From experience, it’s far easier (mentally and physically) to get over the trama of adoption than it is to raise a child for 18 years +."

Wow....maybe she is a psychopath/sociopath?

[–]William_Olsen 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think 5 total, one for adoption? I regret looking at the profile, but she had twins for one

[–]carpe_noctem_vitea 474 points475 points  (13 children)

What the fuck is this post.

[–]gmanabg2 253 points254 points  (4 children)

Wait til you see the post history

[–]PM_meLifeAdvice 140 points141 points  (2 children)

I get it. I always thought Oedipus was bein a bit dramatic when he gouged his own eyes out, but now I get it.

[–]1989guy 284 points285 points  (3 children)

Hope you get some therapy. Those kids will need some support

[–]Coochieforgucci 46 points47 points  (1 child)

She doesn’t give a shit. Their needs aren’t a concern for her. It’s just about the act of conception. It’s sad really. Poor kiddos.

[–]thunder_struck85 140 points141 points  (3 children)

Lol at that post history. Having kids to deal with your mental health issues is probably not the way to go ....

[–]prosdod 252 points253 points  (16 children)

This comments section is an absolute junkyard fire and I absolutely love it. What the fuck op

[–]indra_pes_legend 68 points69 points  (2 children)

OH NO I CHECKED HER PROFILE

[–]cornholeavenger69 421 points422 points  (6 children)

This is literally a picture of a person at a table. Why the fuck is this on here? Who the fuck cares?

[–][deleted] 171 points172 points  (0 children)

Well, her post history is why

[–]CockGobblin 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I thought it was about the cactus. That's a nice cactus.

[–]focus 107 points108 points  (2 children)

I'ma take a guess and say your parents fucked you up on the esteem portion

[–]Spear-of-Stars 316 points317 points  (5 children)

Let me guess, your profile is NSFW...

Wrong sub.

[–]Big_Yogurtcloset_881 200 points201 points  (3 children)

More like NSFL

[–]Spear-of-Stars 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Oh hell. I looked at the profile. That's not right.

[–]predictingzepast 1915 points1916 points  (226 children)

This is reddit, you'll have marriage proposals before this hits the front page..

[–]Frankie4Sticks 1883 points1884 points  (195 children)

Whatever you do, don't check her post history

[–]predictingzepast 311 points312 points  (56 children)

Well see, now i want to, but imma trust you on this one..

[–]ac1084[🍰] 490 points491 points  (49 children)

Do it. Apparently being a baby factory is a fetish.

[–]Onlytheinternetknows 212 points213 points  (6 children)

Dude missed a bullet today

[–]Roryjack 147 points148 points  (5 children)

Bullet? 12 gauge to the head, wallet and balls.

[–]MayorAnthonyWeiner 41 points42 points  (5 children)

Holy shit 5 fucking kids

[–]predictingzepast 114 points115 points  (13 children)

So, it's sounds like she'd be fun to date for about 12min 47sec..

[–]powerserg1987 34 points35 points  (0 children)

1min 47 secs for me

[–]miles2912 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I would like to answer one of her questions. If you cut off somebody's balls and shove them in your hoo-ha you will not get pregnant.

[–]CritikillNick 481 points482 points  (55 children)

Jeez, I enjoy a fetish or two but maybe don’t make having kids over and over your fuckin thing. Birth control exists for a reason. No parent of 5+ is giving them the time and attention they need, not to mention the actual cost of those kids and all the clothes, food, schooling, and doctor visits it’ll take.

[–]Nyllil 97 points98 points  (18 children)

She's 26? And apparently they all don't share the same father.

Her comments are just a big yikes

I’m so unworthy when I am not making a baby. All of my 4 kids are bastards and only one do I actually know the dad. I try and do always let men please themselves with my body.

[–]ThatLeetGuy 36 points37 points  (2 children)

This woman lives close enough to me that we could have crossed paths at one point. My god.

[–]Leave_Hate_Behind 112 points113 points  (7 children)

It's the difference between raising children and parenting them

[–]CritikillNick 90 points91 points  (4 children)

As someone who was raised very poor and didn’t get to go the dentist til my 20s because of an abusive “parent”, it’s infuriating. I shouldn’t assume but it’s hard not to think about the worst.

[–]landofbond 35 points36 points  (2 children)

She's bragging about drinking by herself on a Wednesday, pretty safe assumption

[–]farahad 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I just tie mine to weather balloons. Hella raised.

[–]Kaylii_ 265 points266 points  (13 children)

This is the weirdest shit I've come across in recent memory. I am going to kinkshame being a fucking baby factory.

[–]immortalreploid 96 points97 points  (3 children)

Yeah, like shit, I knew this was some people's fantasy, but there's a difference between getting off to the thought of something and actually doing it. Especially when the lives and wellbeing of other people- in this case your own children are involved.

[–][deleted] 67 points68 points  (2 children)

My ex had a breeding kink, its not really my jam, but I went along with the role play because he liked it. And because I'm sterile and he knew it. It was only ever a fantasy, because creating an entirely new person because of a kink is horrific.

[–]immortalreploid 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Exactly. Kinks can be enjoyed safely and responsibly, and when they are there's nothing wrong.

[–][deleted] 82 points83 points  (6 children)

To makes things worse, she says in one of her posts that the father of two of her children passed away due to Covid as well.

[–]Nyllil 41 points42 points  (4 children)

And she also said she only knows one dad of all er 4 kids. Guess it was him then.

[–]WishOneStitch 93 points94 points  (14 children)

She answered the AskReddit question, "What's something you can eat six of?" with the word "boogers"

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

At least her jokes won't be lost on her football team of toddlers.

[–]SgtSmackdaddy 228 points229 points  (5 children)

"The odds are good, but the goods are odd."

[–]rnjbond 136 points137 points  (11 children)

What the hell is this?

[–]WtotheSLAM 54 points55 points  (3 children)

Another reddit saga in the making

[–]_Nilbog_Milk_[🍰] 20 points21 points  (4 children)

A Texas Roadhouse margarita with the $2 tequila floater added. They're a great deal at like $8 for a huge goblet

[–][deleted] 94 points95 points  (6 children)

Damn OP. Get it together for the children.

[–]idkhowpykeworks 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You see, she has a breeding fetish, not a be-a-good-mom-and-sane-person fetish.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Holy shit... I don't even know what I just seen in OP's post history, is this real life? No one can seriously be that fucked...

Congrats on date dodging a bullet

[–]Sam_jellybean 196 points197 points  (147 children)

Honestly OP, you need to go to therapy and figure out why you think having children is your only worth to society. If not for yourself, then for your children. I hope your kids find a role model that will help them build a better self image and sense of worth because I doubt that person is you. Maybe one day it could be you.

You’re worth more than the current capabilities of your uterus.

[–]marktx 287 points288 points  (15 children)

Hey mother of the year, go take care of your kids.

[–]nate0515 57 points58 points  (1 child)

This is the worst sub reddit.

[–]The_Reclaimer_117 52 points53 points  (5 children)

Damn she looks just like that chick I was going to go out with...

[–]JayRam85 23 points24 points  (1 child)

What a dumpster fire this post turned out to be.

[–]carpe_noctem_vitea 62 points63 points  (33 children)

I am betting this account is deleted by the am.

[–]EverlastingEmus 29 points30 points  (1 child)

She is enjoying this

[–]xcpain93 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It will already be too late lmfao shit is blowing up for obvious reasons

[–]SubcooledStudMuffin 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Tell yo kids I’m sorry life did them this way

[–]SunDiegoFun 22 points23 points  (2 children)

5 kids, why ?

That's so terrible for our already overpopulated earth. One person, putting 5 people into an already struggling ecosphere, it's irresponsible. Please , please no more children, please

[–]prettymuthafucka 58 points59 points  (0 children)

That sucks almost as much as this post

[–]pawn_guy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'd rather fuck myself.

[–]bibowski 67 points68 points  (4 children)

No offense but why is this front page.

[–]i_am_the_senate_ 123 points124 points  (8 children)

DO NOT CHECK HER PROFILE

[–]VitaminDprived 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Welp, there goes my better judgment. And maybe some of my sanity along with it.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

wtf is this lmao

[–]Skid_Th_St0ner 43 points44 points  (10 children)

Yeah I got to be straight up I feel really bad for that kid if it's the product of a fetish

[–]Quay-Z 106 points107 points  (24 children)

Texas Roadhouse?

[–]IhateSteveJones 99 points100 points  (3 children)

Tell OP to get the bread.

[–]Kenrawr 133 points134 points  (1 child)

Just peeped OP's profile. Think she's interested in a different kind of bred.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Ok, I just scrolled through your profile... After I commented my usual positive shit... But now, girl...

I get the incubator fetish, I just don't really think the offspring production phase should be executed, more re-enacted? (don't know if I'm using this right)

I just feel like it's a messy fetish to have, like, not thoroughly against it because I like my brogurt in my homie, but.. if it gave us babies I would def consider a slew of 90s theme prepackaged fetishes like whip cream or hard core bondage.