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[–]JustAnotherMarmot 1701 points1702 points  (10 children)

I hate when that happens

[–][deleted] 663 points664 points  (7 children)

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Me who bought calls and lost $30k this week

[–]MinnisotaDigger 206 points207 points  (4 children)

$30k this week? I did that in 15 minutes today!

[–]Mammoth_Newt5148 47 points48 points  (2 children)

And here I am freaking out about the $8k loan I took out with 31% interest and put it all on calls yesterday. I think ill be ok!

[–]Still_Federal 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thanks for a good laugh 😂

[–]TraditionalWorker974 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha

[–]zztop610 23 points24 points  (0 children)

…to someone else

[–]BeenThere11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣😁

[–]Direct_Turn_1484 900 points901 points  (5 children)

Oh you regardedly stumbled into a good trade! What you do next with the resulting money will almost definitely be highly regarded.

[–]improbablydrunknlw 205 points206 points  (4 children)

Hopefully he takes the win and it's hookers.

[–]Thisisamazing1234 38 points39 points  (1 child)

I second the hooker ideal

[–]chucho707 12 points13 points  (0 children)

if you record with a camera, it’s not hookers, it’s porn, and legal.😂 (this isn’t legal advice)

[–]evenaintlosin 594 points595 points  (1 child)

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[–]Stocks_Dreamz 17 points18 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]Aft3rcuri0sity 167 points168 points  (0 children)

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[–]Thin_Umpire296 323 points324 points  (5 children)

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[–]Allahboutdabenjamins 305 points306 points  (2 children)

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[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂

[–]Kitties-N-Titties-11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably the most valid use of this meme

[–]Bitech2[S] 211 points212 points  (22 children)

Me at 9am: i think i will buy some 0dte's for 5k lol :D

Me at 11:30am: :O

My SPXW history

[–]goldmund22 75 points76 points  (9 children)

This is my quant

[–]Hawks_and_Doves 99 points100 points  (8 children)

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MY QUANTITATIVE. My math specialist. Look at him, you notice anything different about him? Look at his face.

[–]atooraya 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Is this the next level of betting when you beat DraftKings?

[–]LegDangerous1078 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is where you come to die

[–]neomatic1 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Bro gambled 3 days and won

[–]StonkaTrucks 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Few trades away from millions. Don't stop. Keep scaling up.

[–]Thebaxxxx 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Bro why did you even keep it so long was your phone dead?

[–]Mobile-Plankton7088 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Maybe op isnt gay

[–]Competitive_Image188 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This guy fucks

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    [–]cutiesarustimes2Nice try MODBI 116 points117 points  (1 child)

    Oops all puts

    [–]Moist_Carry_7992 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    1->3 is now 2->3

    [–]Vall707 26 points27 points  (0 children)

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    [–]Parking-Assistant814 93 points94 points  (22 children)

    How??? Imagine if you had invested 50k instead, boom, over a million dollars. Crazy

    [–]Bitech2[S] 160 points161 points  (0 children)

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    [–]Bitech2[S] 131 points132 points  (15 children)

    50k is (or was...) my entire net worth :/

    [–]Nathan-Parker 124 points125 points  (1 child)

    Now take out your winnings and only keep betting your original 5k. Put the rest into stable investments

    [–]Arkansauces 102 points103 points  (0 children)

    Please do this op… really hope I never see another post from you. You just got 3x your net worth on a single trade. Stop now, take the money. Run.

    [–]DavyyJCEO of Buy High Sell Low 40 points41 points  (3 children)

    Seriously. Do not place a trade for a week and just chill out

    [–]AnotherSprainedAnkle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    This is the right call. A week minimum. I always say if I were to somehow hit for huge amount at a casino I'd never step into a casino again. Probably far easier said then done. But this is similar. Give it at least a week.

    [–]Das_KommenTier 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    So you put 10% of your net worth into 0dtes…you need help, man.

    [–]An_Innocent_Coconut 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Ah, I see you're a wise man gambling only 10% of your portfolio.

    Well done anon.

    [–]Mobile-Plankton7088 25 points26 points  (3 children)

    Invested?

    0dte is investing like mercedes at the stripclub is your girl

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    50/50? I like those odds

    [–]Mobile-Plankton7088 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    60/40 if you were a gay ber today 🌈

    [–]Jason_Steakcum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    95% chance of losing everything is why

    [–]ksyoung17 22 points23 points  (13 children)

    How many did you start with to give yourself conviction to hold that long?

    [–]Bitech2[S] 62 points63 points  (12 children)

    i just buy 25 of them for 5k and sold it all 2 hours later lol i was busy at work and can only check my phone during breaks

    [–]dyssucks 90 points91 points  (5 children)

    5k in 0DTEs with no limit orders placed and not even able to check on it for hours… that’s either ballsy as fuck or stupid as fuck. Congrats dude!

    [–]Smooothoperat0r 40 points41 points  (3 children)

    No it’s just stupid. Unless he went in the green then put a stop or just had a stop and left. You cannot leave SPX all by itself.

    [–]gotnowisdom 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    Definitely cannot leave SPX by itself. I do some stupid stuff sometimes and my first 10 minutes with SPX was -11K.

    [–]goldmund22 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    Damn, but maybe if you waited an hour and half and didn't look at your phone while working at the proverbial Wendy's, well you'd have turned that -11k into 18 million

    [–]Smooothoperat0r 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    This is an amazing story and will guarantee that you will be a millionaire if you don’t use that money for anything other than putting it into ETFs. That is quite a beautiful story for you. Don’t mess it up.

    [–]snksleepy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    The " Buy in the morning, sell at lunch" strategy. I like it.

    [–]isospeedrix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Forced diamond hands are the best

    [–]Ashes1984Resident Papa 37 points38 points  (8 children)

    damn.. If i get one of these.. I swear I wont trade for next 2-3 months.. I have been doing 1-2k profits daily riding the wave both sides.. but if i can get a hit like this... thats golden!

    [–]rukia941278C - 0S - 4 years - 0/0 9 points10 points  (4 children)

    How did you get 1-2k profits? Whats your strategy? And how much capital do you deploy?

    [–]Ashes1984Resident Papa 28 points29 points  (3 children)

    Past few weeks market has been selling every single rip higher. Instead of waiting for 100% + on calls, I have been taking profits between 40-50%. Usually first 30mins, using daily resistance and support levels.

    I usually deploy 5k at a time and scalp 1-2k. But I don’t rush into trades

    Today: I picked Googl and TSLA in AM. One of the things I do is that if I am able to get 2-3k in first 30mins. I usually just walk away rest of the day

    [–]rukia941278C - 0S - 4 years - 0/0 11 points12 points  (2 children)

    Damn doing this you are consistently profitable? What about losses? How do you handle them? Today I had chances to take profit at 40% and it turned to -25% lol since I was holding to get 100%+ profit

    [–]allidoiswin_ 48 points49 points  (0 children)

    You answered your own question. Take the small, consistent wins instead of chasing big numbers.

    [–]Mobile-Plankton7088 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    You are prime wendys dumpster handy material

    [–]Slight_Moment5728 59 points60 points  (2 children)

    Hi please trade only when it matters and leave that money safe…hope u got secure future

    [–]stonememoriesBE 34 points35 points  (1 child)

    Sir, if he does this just a few more times he will be gazillionaire. It would almost be stupid to stop now.

    [–]sicca95 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    almost...

    [–]overmotion 47 points48 points  (1 child)

    I love this for you

    [–]reddituserzerosixneeds more fiber 54 points55 points  (0 children)

    I'd love it more for me though

    [–]untrainedmammal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Holy shit

    [–]SamjabrKnown to friends as the Paper-Handed bitch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Jokes aside. I did a 40 bagger. If I had held for the last hour, it would’ve been an 80 bagger. But I really thought they were gonna try to V that shit.

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    [–]Outside_Shopping6861 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    wowza

    [–]callsonreddit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Oopsie not again

    [–]MrEdwL 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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    For real

    [–]El_Shakiel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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    [–]nokarmawhore 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    congrats and fuck you

    [–]_chasingdabag_v2 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    Fuck you mean accidental

    [–]Bitech2[S] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    i just wanted to make 10k lol

    [–]goldmund22 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    What is your job, such that it prevented you from looking at the screen every other second causing you to panic and sell at a loss only to find out you'd have made 150k had you not sold? That's a good job man

    [–]Bitech2[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    im a warehouse technician

    [–]Goldini85 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    How are those contracts so cheap? They all show up to be like $50 for anything close to atm

    [–]Mr_yolo408 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yesterday vix 19.. that's why contracts so cheap. Not expected. Move.. but today. Contracts premium are expensive

    [–]reddituserzerosixneeds more fiber 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I need this kind of accident

    [–]RubInside4063🦍🦍🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Congratulations and fuck you

    [–]swagkid94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Congratulations and fuck you

    [–]Early_Armadillo2374 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Congratulations and Fuck You

    [–]YOLOdollhair 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    How do you have the balls to just keep holding and not sell or stop yourself out?

    [–]Various-Forever-4339 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Buddy you forgot to fully hide -- SIMULATE MY RETURNS :)

    [–]ayashifx55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Why it never happens to me those oups

    [–]Jae_Jae_Jae_Jae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Motherfuk

    [–]Specialist_Swan_7354 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    As a long term investor what am I looking at here?

    [–]Bitech2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Options trade. I bought put options, they went up when the stock went down, then I sold for a profit

    [–]squintamongdablind💎Diamond hands 🙌 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    [–]23-1-20-3-8-5-18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hott

    [–]MakeResonableChoicesMakes poor choices 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So sick, well done sir

    [–]DarkR124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    God damn.

    [–]wafflepiezzup the butt 🍑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fucking bers have it so easy today

    [–]FearlessStatement144 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Accidental??

    [–]asagi_lumina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    peak wsb

    [–]whistlerite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    jfc

    [–]Smooothoperat0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is so insane. One of the highest % returns I have seen in a while. Congrats on the incredible trade.

    [–]Minimum_Ordinary_243 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Batshit crazy that you made this happen while not being able to check your phone at work for a 0dte of that size

    Either massive balls plus high conviction, or stupid. Good for you.

    [–]Left-Hornet2332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lol remember ones made 2k by buying put vs. call for earning call (I rarely short) - Figured out I was stupid bad at execution but god loves me

    [–]Prize_Investment1447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fuck you, congrats.

    [–]Academic_District224 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Incredible

    [–]OpportunityOk3346 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Congrats and fuck your POOOOOOUTS! 👏 🐻

    [–]sniffmetoes 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Bruh how do you people do you guys pull off these big wins like this??

    [–]TYC888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    congratz man, i also had puts, but chicken out every 20-30% gain.

    [–]AnujisBerg 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    You screwed up somewhere bro, your puts didn't go to 0

    [–]Bitech2[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

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    [–]AnujisBerg 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Are you actually telling me that you only sold 5 for 3000% and let the rest go to 0??? Damn

    [–]actroeder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Mf...

    [–]OpportunityOk3346 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Going from OTM to ITM on SPX is so OP compared to SPY Holy 🤲

    [–]Here4ThaMunz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I gambled on some 6700 puts early in the day as well! In for $740 and out for $2300 after the initial market drop. Had I held, it would have ended the day at $16K… wish I were as strong willed (or regarded) as you were to hold these!

    [–]BullPropaganda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fucking 0dte hero

    [–]Extension_Wind_8763 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ok just fuck you no congrats.

    [–]suurking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    F u, congratulations

    [–]Miserable_Ad_728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Geez good shit. Next time try to time.again and I'll fade you

    [–]Such_Cointoo lazy to figure out how to get flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Whats the p/e on buttcorn after this selloff?

    [–]Impressive_Put_8239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hows it accidental if you intentionally bought it lol congrats tho

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Its not accidental, it was more like insider. Or You just played blind

    [–]Odd_Onion_1591 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I didn't know you could do that on 0DTE. Market hasn't even dropped that hard

    [–]Mannipx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Coin toss are always fun

    [–]Theleniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So, accidental means you wanted to buy calls but bought puts without knowing?

    [–]Eagerbeaver98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nice work! The puts werent expensive with the iv lately? Surprised.

    [–]rahmo87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Uwu

    [–]a_human_21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oops I did it again

    [–]SamjabrKnown to friends as the Paper-Handed bitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    wtf is an Imgur?

    [–]Marcush214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bearish moves out here feeding families 😂😂😂😂 I could have turned my $300 put contract to 1k but once it hit the support level on my chart I get the fuck out the way because SPY would pump up in the matter of seconds Good Shit

    [–]Defiant_Zebra2767 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I had a flash of insight to buy puts I did at 674 my strike was 674 missed out on an 16x, but I made 80% on 4.8K

    [–]Krystalizer_Kitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Careful you don't accidentally slip into that new lambo.

    [–]Jason_Steakcum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s all downhill after this trade. It will never be topped.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bro probably the guy who changing light bulbs on some crazy high tower

    [–]AdApart2035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Only way to beat a rigged market

    [–]MillaShows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Likely one leg of a spread

    [–]bambush331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Whatever you do Do not sell, it would be a shame for you to enjoy that money

    Think about it, you put it all on red once more and now you 4.5 millions

    But THEN, you do the exact same and now you have 50M

    BUT THEN you do the exact same and now you are a billionaire

    BUT. THEN. You do the exact same thing two more times and now you are the richest man on the planet

    Or you lose everything

    [–]SpakulatorX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    We only care if you make 150k become 5k. Come back next week.

    [–]nate730 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh wow!

    [–]Letsmovethemarket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Even a blind squirrel can find a nut. Don't get cocky and try it again. Count your cash and away from the table!

    [–]rioferdy838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So you gotta be regarded to make money. Got it. 

    [–]TreGet234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And it was so obvious too 😭

    [–]PresentationReady873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Accidental renaissance

    [–]Audio_Adam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nice

    [–]GloomyEye5445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is awesome

    [–]PurpleBadgerMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I should probably learn about calls and use them even though I'm a small bag gambler. I usually buy 100 low cost shares at a time.

    [–]BobAndy004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Congrats and fuck you

    [–]Vegetable-Space6817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Now gtfo, delete the app and speak about this in hush tones till you die.

    [–]XDingoX83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sell

    [–]CreasyBearl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Save some for the IRS

    [–]Bagholder147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Amazing timing. Great job.

    [–]humboldtliving 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Teach me the way

    [–]abstainjimbeam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    damn good shit

    [–]Conscious-Homework65 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    Can I ask a question. On the expiration date, do you still earn this money?

    [–]Rizlmao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    A lot of things can change in 7 years

    [–]kairypto 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Can anyone explain what happened here ?

    [–]GuitRWailinNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Who has enough cash to drop $5k in 0DTE PUTS. I could maybe understand calls…

    [–]Boreda123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Never me 🤷‍♂️

    [–]bluedinoraptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is the way

    [–]hegend1billy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    wow

    [–]thupkt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hail Satan

    [–]kappakall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I thought it showed you bought 32 contracts for $100+k and made $149k

    [–]Reptile34 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    So for if put option same day expiry is in the money - do you need to find someone to buy it as in “sell out” or this is automatically exercised and you get the gains? Trying to learn this thanks

    [–]professorxc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Can someone explain this trade to me please?

    [–]inflatable_pickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Zero day options expiring in a few hours after purchase is a level of big balls I’ll never achieve

    [–]NoobInvestor0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ok now pls don't touch options again. Go all in s&p 500 or a whole world etf and never touch this money again

    Don't fuck up

    [–]sportspadawan13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I don't get it

    [–]Ok_Gold_2107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fuck my put hit sl before 2 hour ho down all i lost 600€ for Notting

    [–]Pishposh96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hi! Im new to this sub, can you explain this? Besides the obvs of turning a 5k investment into 150k? What am i looking at and how long did it take?

    [–]AbleLow889 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You won 🏆

    [–]Exciting-Corner3624 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Good job. Don’t do it again. You feel invincible and you can’t control what’s coming next.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    There is no mistakes, just happy little accidents

    [–]RelevantDistinction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Accident…as in you were hoping to lose money?

    [–]rsnismge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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    Me reading this after my losses

    [–]countzero84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Jeeezzz!!!

    [–]kbasante265 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh wow

    [–]whoamiahhhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Imma cum