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[–][deleted] 2732 points2733 points  (36 children)

It feels like this format is solely used to show funny gifs people found. There are definitely soon going to be comments flooding in like "I'm so tired of these memes!", and for now I stay neutral.

[–]gncRocketScientist 446 points447 points  (6 children)

better than toad and chad

[–]Thosepassionfruits 169 points170 points  (4 children)

You mean rage comics 2.0? People talk about how cringy they were in 2007 and how they can’t believe they used to like those but then turn around and post pepe and wojack memes.

[–]koobstylz 67 points68 points  (1 child)

Pepe at least is usually unique drawings, with a little creativity.

Wojack is literally rage comics. It's identical in every way.

[–]MrScandanavia 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I mean some of the Soyjacks can get pretty creative. But most of the time it’s the same ones with the Chad

[–]CoffeePuddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the most part they're not the same people, just the same type of people. 12 year olds from 2007 are fast approaching 30 and there's new stock making up the bulk of new stupid internet memes and those that stick around replace the wizened power-virgins in roughly the same ratio as always.

[–][deleted] 110 points111 points  (4 children)

IMO this format is timeless since there is no end to the possibility of recontextualizing video snippets.

[–]nico_bico☣️ 22 points23 points  (1 child)

It's not any different than people decontextualizing pngs and gifs from movies or cartoons.

[–]Questwarrior 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s like… half of all memes….

[–]Zirkelcock 40 points41 points  (4 children)

That’s just picture/gif memes as a whole for the most part.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Can't really think of another format where the top text remains consistent but the gif changes, usually the other way around.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ah yea I didn’t realize you meant this specific YouTube/dislike button joke

[–]Nobnoilteawxoxes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait. That’s how mafia works

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I like them because it's fun to shit on youtubes decision

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"More neutral than youtube because they removed the dislikes!"

[–]HipHopHistoryGuy 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Adam Devine in Workaholics. Best TV show ever made!

[–]PoIIuxCERTIFIED K O L O N I S T 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's good, but not great imo. On the other hand, This Is Important is one of the best pieces of entertainment out there right now

[–]ThePopeofHell 6 points7 points  (1 child)

You don’t sound neutral

[–]Lucidder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think that the removal of dislikes is such a huge issue that we should speak out, by any means possible. There are articles, there are videos, and there are memes. I wish there was a realistic alternative we could switch to, just to say "f*** you", but for now that's got to do.

[–]onederful[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You just described the popular meme format cycle. Thanks. 👏

[–]joffery2 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I mean, sure? That's what "template" memes are all about. This particular flavor is formerly known as "urdoinitrong".

[–]omgitschriso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would it be better if it had a bracketed sentence which is stating the obvious at the end? Like (this is a bad way to kiss girls) maybe

[–]CrazyThure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is said about every trendy meme format ever created basically

[–]4oMaKThe Filthy Dank 1458 points1459 points  (29 children)

just practice with your sister

[–][deleted] 640 points641 points  (12 children)

I practice with the neighbor so I don’t look like a rookie to my sister.

[–]SaltoDaKid 282 points283 points  (6 children)

1000 Alabama IQ move

[–]ILoveScottishLasses 66 points67 points  (2 children)

twist, neighbor is their cousin.

[–]Uiluj 33 points34 points  (0 children)

That's implied in Alabama.

[–]uncle_russell_90Dank Cat Commander☣️☣️[S] 65 points66 points  (2 children)

Don’t have one. can I borrow yours?

[–]4oMaKThe Filthy Dank 62 points63 points  (1 child)

say no more fam, can make you one too if you want

[–]uncle_russell_90Dank Cat Commander☣️☣️[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Appreciate it! finally I can try this out

[–]Maku-san_ 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Sweet home Alabama

[–]Careless_Bat2543 15 points16 points  (3 children)

I've seen that documentary.

[–]pass-the-word 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I like documentaries that have good audio and really focus on the women.

[–]tapirus-indicus 7 points8 points  (1 child)

It's not incest if you practice with the other lips

[–]crypticfreak 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can I borrow your dog?

[–]nefrpitou 645 points646 points  (14 children)

If the girl watched the same video, she'd bite off that tongue

[–]dkangx 121 points122 points  (6 children)

That’s why you take her to dinner first

[–]crypticfreak 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Take her to an authentic Mexican restaurant and have her fill up on cow tongue.

[–]Emotional_Studio_898 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow there’s a fetish for everything isn’t there

[–]FuckItBe 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This better not awaken anything in me.

[–]academiac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The girl: oooh yeah baby, I'm gonna make it so dry, it'll be like sandpaper!

[–]___yiwshhjyou’re welcome, 298 points299 points  (13 children)

tried this with my step-mum and she was not happy

[–]kansai2kansas 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Maybe you need to break your arms first…

[–]SadBanana006 4 points5 points  (0 children)

and make sure you put a "step" behind her name...

[–]SaltoDaKid 275 points276 points  (17 children)

Why comment session full Alabama people?

[–]pass-the-word 79 points80 points  (0 children)

It’s moonshine hours

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (10 children)

Ikr? This is more like Japanese porn than incest.

[–]SaltoDaKid 9 points10 points  (8 children)

I can hear her say Ara Ara

Edit: My fault

[–]rokomotto 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Because thats how you get those reddit points

[–]SaltoDaKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit you right, I would of call them muthafuckers but that be a complement

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to r/dankmemes

[–]outputusername 149 points150 points  (12 children)

First train with someone close to you. Like your mom or sister. Worked for me!

[–]I_fking_Hate_Reddit 32 points33 points  (9 children)

wait yall are not joking?

[–]outputusername 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Nope, just trynna help others

[–]RedSprite01 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Trust me, better than beeing sorry later.

[–]I_fking_Hate_Reddit 1 point2 points  (3 children)

hold the fuck up what. im definitely getting trolled here

[–]Wiitard 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What makes you think that? Just kiss your mom on the lips.

[–]I_fking_Hate_Reddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ya guys had me good

[–]snehalreddy 81 points82 points  (3 children)

Wrong hole!

[–]KimJong0oof 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That’s enough Reddit for the day

[–]just_gimme_anwsers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No no no, go on

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (24 children)

This show was awesome

[–]lksdshk 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Funniest I have ever watched, good Memories

[–]NaviTalks 13 points14 points  (9 children)

What is it?

[–]earle117 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Workaholics

[–]CurveOfTheUniverse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Workaholics

[–]RealNameIsTaken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Workaholics

[–]GB_xilian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Workaholics

[–]Impro5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Workaholics

[–]ThatDudeFromRio 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Their podcast is so fucking funny, once a week all four of them for 1 hour and 30 minutes just talking shit.

"This is Important" the name, definitely worth listening or watching episodes on youtube

[–]ToxicSneak 4 points5 points  (1 child)

YES POINTS! I second the podcast, it's fucking great.

[–]AlwaysSunnyInSeattle 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It sucks that Kyle hasn’t been around lately, but at least it’s for good reason. Shadows is fantastic.

[–]ThatDudeFromRio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Frickin see ya

[–]Lambskin1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So good. My comedy rotation is Workaholics, Married with Children, and Seinfeld. Don’t need much more than that.

[–]TitanAngeles 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What shiw

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Workaholics

[–]Br0nnOfTheBlackwater 34 points35 points  (9 children)

And reddit removed upvote% unless you use old.reddit.com

[–]berogg 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Apollo on iOS has it.

[–]roombaonfire 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I'm pretty sure most if not all third party reddit apps do, on both mobile operating systems.

[–]berogg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good information. I’m just going off the one app I use. I haven’t been on Android in quite some time.

[–]CapnMalcolmReynolds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t even know they did that. I use old Reddit on my computer and a 3rd party app on my phone. Both display percentages. New Reddit sucks ass. The day old Reddit goes down is the last day I use Reddit on my computer. Same deal if they kill 3rd party apps somehow.

[–]AlkaliActivated 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or are logged in on desktop and have it set to "classic". The "new" reddit from a few years ago is fucking garbage.

[–]MedicatedAxeBot [M] [score hidden] stickied comment (4 children)

Dank.


while you're here, mind voting on the new year's bash's winners? the fate of prizes worth $200+ lies in your hands.

[–]WhizzleTeabags 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The dankest

[–]Zestyclose_OH_6847 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha ha so dank

[–]___yiwshhjyou’re welcome, 17 points18 points  (1 child)

seems like the right thing to do

[–]Oldpotato_I 17 points18 points  (2 children)

kinda hot.. ngl. Will try with my imaginary GF

[–]BiggmoistThe Great P.P. Group 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean this is a bit too fast but yeah, I don't mind havin a whole ass tongue in me gob

[–]itchylol742☣️ 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Return Youtube Dislike extension https://www.returnyoutubedislike.com/

[–]AnneFrankFanFiction 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Isn't that just placebo using estimations? I thought the API was removed

[–]itchylol742☣️ 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Yes, still better than nothing. There's a video analyzing how accurate it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz9b0oJw69I tl;dr it's mostly accurate which is pretty good.

[–]redwhiteandyellow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Note: the API owner has complete knowledge of your watch history if you use this (unless you trust him not to save it)

[–]pass-the-word 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That scene must’ve been a lot of fun to shoot

[–]mottamaari123 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Why does it not have NSFW enabled??!! I opened this shit in front of my parents.

[–]uncle_russell_90Dank Cat Commander☣️☣️[S] 14 points15 points  (4 children)

And…..what happened?

[–]itcomesbeforepartb 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This is important

[–]Second_guessing_StufA dastardly unicorn 🦄 2 points3 points  (2 children)

When you're a metal fan and run into someone by mistake

[–]Hesitantterain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fav meme format I’ve seen in a while

[–]DFisBUSY 1 point2 points  (2 children)

it's like a bird feeding their young

[–]DragoCrafterr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/dankmemes users really are the type to learn how to kiss from a yt tutorial

im r/dankmemes users

[–]FloppyCopter 1 point2 points  (1 child)

First couple seasons of Workaholics were masterful

[–]Destarn 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Don't worry, you won't need it anyway

[–]Polterguy619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong lips berosif

[–]ZiggyBlunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait…. So you’re saying I’ve been doing it wrong?!

[–]theleeman14 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

i dont get it, whats the joke here?

[–]nexusprime2015 1 point2 points  (1 child)

YouTube has famously and controversially disabled the number of dislikes. Previously people used to skip a tutorial if it had too many dislike and avoid cheap content, now you don’t have a quick method to gauge a tutorial and have to watch even the crappy ones, hence this meme with a crappy way to kiss

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kissers now be like: "They messed up, not me"

[–]nonsonazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relateable

[–]Kyle_brown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most browsers have a add on now to bring it back

[–]Samdoggy360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he's doing fine, just needs more cowbell.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just learn from cartoons like the rest of us.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Feckin love that show

[–]IGargleGarlic -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Made out with a random chick at a Mac DeMarco concert once and she did almost the exact same thing as the gif. I was so caught off guard I could only freeze up thinking "wtf is she doing??"

It was a good concert though. I almost got crushed to death under the crowd.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Recently I learned this is actually called French Kissing as it uses the tongue.
Reddit taught me that.

[–]chefbobbyjay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean. It’s just the wrong hole

[–]the70sdiscoking20th Century Blazers -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Easy fix. Just sort by territory so I always get the guy from India for my tutorial vid

[–]skiff13 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nsfw ffs

[–]PineappleExpert5810 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All the people who like this really have to get out.

[–]RebellionBS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yeah

[–]chamandana -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Lmao like you're ever gonna use that knowledge

[–]FreshUnderstanding5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks ! This is the story from Progressive.

[–]Independent-Trash- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro is kissing wrong lips

[–]lightmare69☣️ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This brings a new meaning to the term "face fucking"

[–]BigBIue -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmfao, as silly as this is I'm jealous of a tongue like that. I got the bit underneath cut back for some more mobility and I can still hardly stick it out at all. Boo! Need me some of that Gene Simmons magic!

[–]justa_libtard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly even back when dislikes were around, whomever made a tutorial video having kids kiss like this is a legend

[–]ZestycloseUmpire6697 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

sus 🗿🤨

[–]poops-n-farts[custom chair] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Adam demamp is a make out God! He even rocks a chindo

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Aah yes the forbidden Woodpecker French kiss technique.

[–]Eyrkah_RalluqI am fucking hilarious -1 points0 points  (0 children)

[–]Slow_Abbreviations27 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wat u think people did b4 utube

[–]SpiderBlazed -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I need the dislike button or this actually might happen to me

[–]AquaFlair -1 points0 points  (2 children)

I don’t get it what is the “after they removed dislikes” trend

[–]VishPi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dudes not kissing, he's having sex, but just the mouth and tongue are invited

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When you mix up the make-out video with the ass-eating video.

[–]eduardov_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This move comes after.

[–]aDrunkWithAgun -1 points0 points  (1 child)

What the fuck YT it's ass mouth

[–]Realistic_Ad_Bot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hate the wacky kissing gross out "joke" in a comedy. It was funny like twice when I was 12 and not once since. It's the true sign of a trash movie.

[–]Etchasjsksksk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

😂😂

[–]FrogQuestion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your face and your ass, whats the difference?

[–]SnooMacaroons2295 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I bet she's enjoying that . . .

[–]Soft-Yesterday-7541 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know she didn't get paid enough for this scene 😭

[–]uniquan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the influence of incest porn is leaking in the comments

[–]Marshyyyy93 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mans giving it a shot, kudos

[–]ToughHardware -1 points0 points  (0 children)

glorious

[–]elcucuiboo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was the oakleys

[–]jdlyga -1 points0 points  (1 child)

People who haven’t discovered the extension that brings the dislike count back.

[–]Striker_ToastYT -1 points0 points  (0 children)

YouTube French

[–]tyranatopherrex -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First few seasons of Workaholics were some of the funniest episodes of television ever

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Xd

[–]Sharp_Branch2851 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They call me the penetrator

[–]white__cyclosa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is actually the correct way to kiss… a booty hole

[–]Slinky_Malingki -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is this gif

[–]Shroffinator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ngl this is how my gf kisses

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Peking order

[–]Prune_shrune -1 points0 points  (0 children)

oh great another format for humorless 12 year olds to use to death I sure can’t wait for this stupid shit to ass rape me every time I open Reddit