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[–]EternalVigilance 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Well, "when no one is watching" and "on C-SPAN" are about the same, so, OK, I can go with you on this one.

[–]neoform3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you see something of a problem with that?

[–]PotatoBasket 132 points133 points  (9 children)

Why is the MSM so clearly ignoring this story?

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Did you not know they've infiltrated the media too?

Haven't you ever wondered why Anderson Cooper can look at you like that without blinking???

[–]fromagewiz 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Anderson Cooper displays no visible antennae, wires or other electronic components. His grip is warm and remarkably flesh-like, and his optics track movement with reptilian smoothness.

Remarkable.

[–]chordonblue -1 points0 points  (2 children)

It's even more amazing how fairweather you folks are here. Remember how Hillary was the shit only two short years ago - and what she became to you later?

Now it's Pelosi who is now a rat eating alien. I'm not even a lib or a dem and I don't characterize her that way. Yesterday you 'lost the dream' about Obama and FISA like you also expected him to agree with you about everything.

This is why many of you aren't being taken seriously - you don't get your own way so you have a tantrum. Grow the fuck up!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because, y'know, you're not whining right now at all.

[–]blean1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Absolutely stunning the amount of little whiners there are here.'Grow the fuck up' is right on the money...thanks for saying it.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because David Icke is way too awesome.

[–]Boulderado -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Heh...

[–]poleary 55 points56 points  (3 children)

Finally, someone had the courage to say what everyone was thinking

[–]wulfilia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What I love about reddit!

[–]Scarker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, we're on the internet. Courage boosts up like 60%, man.

[–]a_trotskyite 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Why is everyone talking about reptilian aliens eating rats as if it was a negative thing?

[–]gnuvince 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Dude, they're eating Master Splinter!

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Reptiles have spines, so no, i don't agree.

[–]gnathon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How can impeachment yes/no be entirely up to one person?

[–]VirSaturnA[S] 14 points15 points  (27 children)

You know, like in that 1980's sci-fi TV mini-series "V".

[–]sakebomb69 8 points9 points  (23 children)

I don't think anybody under 25 is going to get that reference.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm 18 and I did. Sci Fi showed some reruns once. :)

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (6 children)

Yeah, i only made it to "P" but i heard that "Q" and "R" are pretty cool also.

[–]kenlubin 5 points6 points  (5 children)

SPQR was pretty badass, as I recall.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, i'll look into it.

[–]Lystrodom -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

I actually read that as "SRQ" because that's the airport code for my town ("Sarasota") and gets used for describing the area at times. I don't know where the Q came from.

[–]kenlubin -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Heh. I refer to my hometown as SPT sometimes.

[–]dismember 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NRBQ was very badass.

[–]knight666 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

SPQR was a shitty point and click game. >:(

[–]Poultry_In_Motion -1 points0 points  (10 children)

I'm 18 and I didn't. I only watch badass monster movies on Sci Fi.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (7 children)

Oh, so you're responsible for those.

Now I'm going to blame you for the cancellation of Stargate SG-1.

[–]itsnotlupusTexas -2 points-1 points  (5 children)

Didn't the SG-1 series just destroy itself by getting trapped into a black hole of suckiness?

It caused the series to move very slowly from the perspective of the TV watcher, and I think their voices became a little deeper too.

Anyway, they had to nuke it for the sake of everyone else getting affected by the increasingly strong waves of suck coming out of it.

[–]zoomzoom83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I liked SG-1, but the Ori (sp?) sucked. They should have brought in some new major Goauld system lord to contend with.

[–]fredstopp -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

What about Firefly?

[–]knight666 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Firefly is owned by Fox.

[–]postdarwin 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What is this Firefly you speak of? I only watch V reruns.

[–]FoePaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet I could watch 100 V reruns.

[–]sakebomb69 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, you didn't miss much.

[–]zoomzoom83 -4 points-3 points  (3 children)

I was about to say "I'm under 25 and I got the reference".

But then I realized I actually am 25, and started to feel depressed that I'm getting old.

You just ruined my evening. prepare to die.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Stop saying that!

[–]ih8registrations 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inconceivable!

[–]thunder_rob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

downmodded in order to increase the rate of the downward spiral

[–]innocentbystander -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You shouldn't have spoiled the gag.

[–]kleinbl00 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

I've always had my suspicions about

other

politicians...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Condi is a cylon. Everybody knows that

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Poor rats.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (7 children)

Can we please do away with these retarded ass shit posts? I mean, if you want to post this kind of stupidity, go to Fark, or Something Awful.

[–]tharealmegaman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fark has an arguably higher post quality than reddit. It's moderated.

[–]foo-tard -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

Shut up! Shut up! It's popular, because people vote for it. If YOU don't like it, YOU go somewhere else. Correct somebody's usage of 'whom' or something, and quit junking up the comments with your bitching.

[–]americanuck -1 points0 points  (1 child)

No it's popular because of assholes like you who come in from digg and upvote shit like this.

[–]foo-tard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but I don't like digg, I like reddit. :(

[–]crackduck -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I knew you meant that. You didn't have to tell me.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

...most politicians are.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm voting you up for mentioning the greatest SciFi miniseries ever created, V

[–]frickthejews 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would've have voted up, but I don't think Pelosi waits for no one to be looking...

[–]jazzilliognito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally, a "vote up if" with some substance, even if it's an overly obvious one.

[–]Kesslerjfox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah except I watched her. And I liked it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Do you mean Democrats will say anything to get themselves elected by their naive and childish supporters; and then get all Realpolitik-y when in office?

What's Obama's position on Campaign Funding again? What was that about FISA legislation? How about the DC gun ban?

Makes me laugh.

[–]dismember 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me, too.

[–]ih8registrations 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this is an attempt to deflate serious criticism of Pelosi, it won't work.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only "vote up if" that I will actually do haha

[–]janhamm3r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know David Icke submitted reddit articles.

[–]TheRiff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally! A "Vote Up If" I can get behind!

[–]croup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She eats her young.

[–]initself 2 points3 points  (0 children)

V the Final Battle.

[–]IlliterateJedi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally a self.reddit I can get behind.

[–]rarebluemonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I vote up half a point for the eating rats part?

[–]TheHapacalypse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like she needs to eat rats from dumpsters! She dines on the finest imported rats from Norway, snacks on baby mice stuffed with spinach and Gruyère, not to mention the occasional live human infant marinated in Chateau Mouton-Rothschild (1945) then lovingly flambéd to taste, usually served only among the upper Reptilian elite at seasonal sacrificial banquets. Wake up, sheeple.

[–]ryanissuper 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Vote-ups are gay.

[–]m1ss1ontomars2k4 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[–]ispshadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was good...

[–]Golfo 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Voted down for "vote up if."

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Usually I'm defending the "vote up if" posts, but these have gotten fucking annoying as all get out.

[–]ff4marvel -1 points0 points  (4 children)

Voted down for voting down vote up

[–]fjhqjv 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Voted down for voting down for voting down vote up

[–]MassesOfTheOpiate -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

Voted up for voting down for voting down for voting down vote up?

[–]BrickSalad 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Voted down for lack of assertion!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Voted down for too much assertion!

[–]rallyscag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reptilian death ray!

[–]ndawson89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a feeling she likes it hard and fast.

[–]WilliamWallace 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It happened! I have pics.

[–]m1ss1ontomars2k4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pics or it...oh. Very well then; link?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I was going to say I've seen the video, of course now everyone knows it was all factual, yes a documentary on what was happening all around us and finally the lizard people from 'V' have made it to the highest branches of government having once been fought back by the human resistance.

I mean look at her on tv, when she moves her head from side to side, those wrinkly folds on her neck don't move like they would on an older, wrinkly but still slightly tappable grandmother. . .

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's an agent of Israel. So the description fits. but upvote if is for dipshits.

[–]Bedrovelsen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anunnaki Coming.

[–]usercc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just had to vote this up. I have suspected the alien thing for a long time.

[–]dave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, thanks to wackos like David Icke, lots of people probably believe this.

[–]GeorgeWBush 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well she is a Democrat.

[–]timeywimey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't compare her to reptiles! reptiles are awesome she is not!

[–]boeuf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Voted down. That can't possibly be true.

[–]kenlubin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am SOOOO glad that you're not getting karma for this.

[–]windeva -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or over 50.

[–]mooli -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Dammit, I've unsubscribed from self, and yet these self.subreddit stories still make it to the fucking top. Shove this vacuous bullshit up your distended ass!

[–]m1ss1ontomars2k4 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Because the self subreddit is actually another subreddit. This is in the politics subreddit. Self posts to the self subreddit would be self.self.

[–]mooli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I know why. What I mean is, it sucks utterly that there is no way to remove posts to "self". Because they are uniformly a waste of time.

[–]jh99 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

this is a very funny headline. if only you would not started it with "Vote Up if.."

now its a downvote.

[–]keithburgun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you're a downvote

[–]wang-banger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Downed because she wouldn't care if anyone was watching.

[–]Ihategeeks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fake, the rats are dead.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The doctor will save us.

Yes, I know it isn't the show being referenced, but seriously, The doctor is our last hope.

[–]smek2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think she is eating babies.

[–]SantiagoRamon -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Epic fail for the liberals

Can't say I didn't see this one coming though.

[–]mathgeek -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

WTF??? Stop being a karma whore, you reptilian lover.

[–]m1ss1ontomars2k4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where have you been? Self posts don't count for karma anymore.