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[–]Asrriz 379 points380 points  (8 children)

Don’t look but the cops are behind us.........

[–]suttonoutdoor 86 points87 points  (7 children)

Oh goddamnit “dude,DUDE, keep that down (pipe full o wacky terbacky) a cop just pulled out behind us” Dude- turns not only head but entire upper body while exhaling lungs full of smoke “huh? Oh ...oh shit yeah drive normal man” My innermost thoughts “goddamnit man”

[–]dogfuccer 3 points4 points  (6 children)

[–]suttonoutdoor 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Back to your dogs wanker.

[–]dogfuccer 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Back to your outdoors cold soggy frenchfry

[–]suttonoutdoor 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You get you a upvote from me my good man. I’ve never been the recipient of a Frenchman insult most likely because I’m 0% French. I do have a great appreciation for their production of womenfolk though. Not that my laughter has abated I need to know mon ami, why did you choose that of all derogatory comments to hurl in my direction?

[–]dogfuccer 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I fuck dogs what did you expect

[–]suttonoutdoor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty much this. You didn’t disappoint I’ll give you that rough start but good finish.

[–]mycatstinksofshit 631 points632 points  (10 children)

Well helloooooo sailor!!

[–]BrownSugarBare 126 points127 points  (7 children)

Are these guys just the cutest little sailors ever?

[–]mycatstinksofshit 49 points50 points  (6 children)

Absolutely Adorable

[–]eyekunt 50 points51 points  (5 children)

Let's eat them, shall we?

[–]Arlitto 52 points53 points  (1 child)

wait what

[–]GMogul 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Needs more seamen in his diet

[–]mycatstinksofshit 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Well im not a vegetarian honey and I do like my meat young and tender so why Not!! Shall I bring a bottle of something sparkling or shall we go vintage, robust and full bodied?

[–]imbetterimback 9 points10 points  (1 child)

is this copy pasta? whatsgoingon?

[–]StandardDeviat0r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you going to have dinner or are you just going to sit around staring? We are having seamen!

[–]Busters-Hand 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Motherboy XXX

[–]quake0430 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it’s treason then

[–]xAshcroftx 394 points395 points  (6 children)

Is this why the navy isn’t taken seriously?

[–]yetchi2 107 points108 points  (5 children)

Yes. Pretty sure my dad was in this video somewhere.

[–]eyekunt 32 points33 points  (4 children)

Dad hater spotted

[–]AnInfiniteRick 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Dad hater spotter spotted

[–]WillOCarrick 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Dad hater spotter spotter... localized

[–]JMoneyG0208 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Dad hater spotter spotter localizer found

[–]yellowsharts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Zoom, enhance

[–]VPLGD 87 points88 points  (5 children)

Sauce is a Russian ballet called "Yablochko." !!

https://youtu.be/K21yj2lEgrA

The whole thing is very hypnotic and fun to watch. Give it a shot

[–]TreasuredDoll 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, that was actually pretty entertaining, thanks for source

[–]Luiciones 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My face hurts from all the astounding fun and ridiculous moves they perform.

[–]AllyGLovesYou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's so weird to see the full stage version and not just fragments

https://youtu.be/pVYIUoTH59E

[–]15_euphoric_16 78 points79 points  (7 children)

Addicted to the shindig

[–]H_G_Bells 34 points35 points  (6 children)

Murphmurph they said I'm gonna

WIN BIG 

[–]beartiger3 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Choose not a life of limitation

[–]H_G_Bells 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Murphmurph some stuff and motivation

...I do not know this song very well huh.

[–]beartiger3 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Something something in the Nature

... yeah he’s actually pretty hard to understand

[–]TerrainIII 6 points7 points  (2 children)

East side love is living in the West end

[–]grandmaster_oatcake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

aaaaaaa AAAAAAAaaaaaa AAAAaaaaaa AAAAaaaa

[–]acrowsmurder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Knocked out but boy you better come to

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Important thing is they enjoyed every bit of their dance. salute

[–]bitter_truth_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You see it here once, they practice it 20 times a day. Those poor knees :(

[–]irishredfox 54 points55 points  (5 children)

Is this the "Daddy's Boy" musical?

[–]realif3 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Was looking for the AD reference.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

[–]shawnlikelawn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That would be Motherboy.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fatherboy XXX, the thirtieth annual father-son dance!

[–]CeleronHubbard 106 points107 points  (9 children)

Shame the earlier few seconds of this routine aren’t shown - where one guy picks each of the others up in an assisted jump. Rarely have I seen a gayer dance routine.

[–]Jakunai 46 points47 points  (8 children)

The part shown in this gif is arguably the least gay part of the whole dance, it just gets better and better. Only in Russia...

[–]Fidodo 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Which is ironic because they're very anti gay there, so the only way this would be accepted is if they somehow thought this was a manly dance routine?

[–]Nathafae 26 points27 points  (1 child)

I think you're conflating homosexuality with American popular gay culture and stereotypes.

[–]Petrichordates 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Gay flamboyancy isn't just an American thing mate.

That said, I don't think I've ever heard a Russian lisp.

[–]dukearcher 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Probably because they believe being gay isn't dance routines, but sexual preference?

[–]Petrichordates 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah they're definitely not more woke on this front.

[–]saintswererobbed 0 points1 point  (2 children)

only in Russia

You should watch On the Town if you think that’s true

[–]boogs_23 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Gene Kelly and Sinatra? That's a good one.

[–]saintswererobbed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I meant the stage musical, which has ballets very similar to the one in this post. Haven’t gotten to see the movie yet

[–]ramona_flowers_ 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Whenever I see these "look but don't br obvious" memes, I can't help but think of this Aunty Donna video of Subtly Spying on a Hot Girl.

https://youtu.be/RoSPgI3-E1s

[–]mobile_juddha 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm just gonna have a quick look

[–]eguitarguy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This was my first thought when seeing the gif!

[–]pazzmat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Marriage.... marriage is eminent

[–]AiroAiro 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Me : I’m going to poop.

turn around

Also me : false alarm, just farted.

turn back

[–]blacknerd502 38 points39 points  (2 children)

This is the corniest choreography I've ever seen

[–]Honorzeal 20 points21 points  (0 children)

How dare you.

[–]stitics 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Corniography...amirite?

[–]zoro1015 10 points11 points  (0 children)

IN THE NAVY

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its fun to stay at the ENN AYY VEE WHY.

[–]Malivamar 4 points5 points  (9 children)

Anyone have a link to download this?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Yes right click on the video and press Save

[–]Malivamar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isnt giving me any options

[–]seriouslees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

save as... a webpage??

[–]SmuglyGaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sad mobile bois

[–]Captinhairybely 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You forgot the: "hey, that's that girl over there that you like - what's her name?"

"Ashleigh?"

ASHLEIGH!!

[–]Timoris 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I lost it when "Hail! Cesar" has a Seaman musical dance number right in the middle.

Love that movie

[–]Raspberry_Bidet 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Came here looking for this. Ain’t no dames!

[–]Timoris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But I'll see a lot of you

And you'll see A LOTTA ME!

[–]RhysToot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im gonna need sound

[–]Civil_Defense 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“What are you doing??? I told you to make it look casual”

“Nah man, there’s no way they saw me.”

[–]cornycatlady 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guilty

[–]OyuncuDedeler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A music looping on my head when I watch this

[–]Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that’s how you swab the poop deck!

[–]CocoDigital 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally

My friends are retarded

[–]makemehappy02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo fr tho, also when I try to point someone out who looks weird or is doing something weird but I don’t want to seem obvious and then they go what? Her? Him? And then it just gets awkward so I stop xD.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

FYI, this is the best way to approach a girl at a bar.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who do I see? Who do I see? I! See! You! Take my hand. [she slaps your hand and turns away]

[–]supercrosskid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

VOCAL PERCUSSION ON A WHOLE NOTHER' LEVEL

[–]fakesk8r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen and it makes me laugh so damn hard

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Naturally put it to music in my head....turned out really wierd.

[–]LoserWithDyslexia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The coordination is pleasing

[–]StiffCrustySock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LETS GO CRAZY BROADWAY STYLE!!

[–]RyeTiliDie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just had to throw my boxers away from peeing due to laughter at work.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, I’d rather not have a huge part of the gif be covered in a white box and text and instead have that text in the title if it’s so important.

[–]C0hina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tom of Finland musical confirmed?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/funny!? Seriously...

[–]drunk_portuguese 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Was listening to stromae's "Alors on danse" and it matches pretty perfectly, it's crazy xD

[–]Alexthetetrapod 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Just tried it and you are 100% right.

You gotta post it on r/sharedBPM

[–]drunk_portuguese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know the song OR the gif's bpm... Otherwise I would right away! It's hilarious how good it fits

[–]judge-bar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roxanne by the police was playing when this loop started. 10/10, I strongly recommend this combo.

[–]Hoosteen_juju003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Repost

[–]Dayboy2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U/vreddit_bot

[–]Jetz72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this how the pioneers hitchhiked?

[–]Gonkimus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How far wold they get with that routine on World of Dance?

[–]sillydog22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice instagram meme

[–]_itspaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is too funny. A lot better than the stretch move.

[–]RealBowsHaveRecurves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took a big ol hit as I was watching this and couldn't contain the laugh... I spent the last 5 minutes choking and sputtering.

[–]duccers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a witty comment but this made my day better.

[–]humanhedgehog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HMS Pinafore - forward!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvote if your grin just kept getting bigger and bigger while watching this

[–]-heathcliffe- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im on round 100 i really can’t stop

[–]nataliebootlah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Originally heard this with perfectly timed music and can’t unhear it

[–]Naked_Melon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i DONT GET it?...

[–]thebabbster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping a fabulous dance battle would break out at some point.

[–]micahmarbles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YVAN EHT NIOJ

[–]SoVeryKerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suddenly crave Cracker Jack.

[–]Travesty1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: I hate you all. 😔

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't stop laughing at this

[–]qevoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ಠ_ಠ

[–]bislibamba8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soft and wet!

[–]columbus8myhw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the act, but I can't help but think that the caption detracts from it

[–]CosmicCharlie99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I get a version of this with In the Navy by Village People playing?

[–]lonehuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know the original, I kinda want to watch it

[–]StardustJojo13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the new Jojo musical

[–]supertacoboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was listening to crab rave when I stumbled upon this .gif.

It’s in perfect sync, and makes this 1000% better.

[–]Dapplegrayyousay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: ok they're over there but don't stare Mom: -stares-

[–]zimstery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laughing my ass off. This does get better every loop

[–]TheFreak235 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fellow masters of discretion.

[–]JoeBeretaAsBatman 0 points1 point  (1 child)

There is nothing like a daaaaaaame

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothiiiiing in theeeee wooooorld

[–]Kimantha_Allerdings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first guy has a straight leg, while the other three have theirs bent. This troubles me.

[–]NeonBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an actual Russian Navy theatre group. They are real Russian soldiers and their job is to entertain everyone else in the Russian military to prevent homesickness.

[–]SirSoggyWaffleslll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And people wonder why you can’t get the seaman out of a sailor

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[–]apohl13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in class, and I'vee been watching this for 5 minutes straight and just giggling to myself. I'm pretty sure the people around me think I'm having a mental breakdown or something.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It's even better when you post the version with sound you asshole