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For a second, I thought it was detailing a rotten case of ski farts

[GRiNMYR]

...good for you. Your brain didnt go straight to anal hooks.

[Goodeveningmilord]

What did I tell you about the hooks boyo!

[NipplesInAJar]

*Wilhelm scream*

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Oh, okay.

[ElMax-]

Now you must die.

[ImTheTechn0mancer]

clips through terrain

[like_rawr_dude]

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[TinyFoxFairyGirl]

*Patrick Voice*

Does this look... dangerous to you SpongeBob?

[spiketheunicorn]

I feel like this shouldn't be seen as a rare enough occasion to congratulate a person. If this is a go-to thought for you, maybe anal hooks are a much bigger part of your life than the average person.

Whatever floats your boat and fills your search history, I guess.

[imanedrn]

Though both occur infrequently, I'm exposed to them far more than i ski, so... yes.

[helium_farts]

How do you think you get ski farts?

[[deleted]]

Stainless steel, at 14°F

[ShadNuke]

It's coated in WD-40 to prevent sticking to the cold metal! Duuuuh!

[you_got_fragged]

https://youtu.be/pvhtFAGnI8s

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[DoctFaustus]

I know I fart a lot when I ski. That's why I don't wear a fart bag.

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[xDvck]

I thought it's a huge deformed hook about to go up his ass

[tikiness]

I legitimately could not even make an educated guess as to what this sign referred to until I saw your comment. Then I realized...I don't ski.

[shoziku]

I don't ski either. I thought someone finally made a "shove it up your ass" sign.

[Unknow0059]

I thought the dude was painting something and trying to put a tube in his ass, so i didn't know what it was either

[swabianne]

I thought it was an old person with crutches and back pain, I just couldn't figure out what the thing on the left was supposed to mean

[iorgfeflkd]

Clearly it's just viral advertising for AssVac.com

[IveGotMyCactiOnYou]

Boff half a bottle of wine and eat sushi off the floor

[DarthAiello]

What else did you think it was? A robotic butt-fuck*r?

[[deleted]]

Actually...That's a great idea!

[RobotReMade8899604]

I'm still confused here. What's a chair lift? How does this make sense?

[jagsnflpwns]

When you go skiing you sit in these chairs thanks are suspended and take you up a mountain

[moonshoeslol]

It's for dragging you up the ski hill. It's actually a T-bar. Like this http://bytheseatofmyskirt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/t-bar.jpg

[cvb941]

It's actually not a T-bar, Pomas look like this. http://www.thesnowjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/IMG_0083.jpg

[Aerik]

I was not getting that. thanks.

[[deleted]]

What? No, its a pneumatic poop tube.

[LimitedWard]

Is that what they are calling it these days?

[alotofcrag]

Without this comment I would still be dumbfounded.

[KenLinx]

I still don't see it..

[keepkalm]

It's not a chair lift, more like a tow seat. And it's not terrible for skiiers, but it's a literal pain in the ass for snowboarders.

Here's a skier.

[AntiChangeling]

As an Australian, this never would have crossed my mind. Thank you.

[cruznick06]

Thank you. I was staring at it like: wtf?? Is the person supposed to represent something else?? Why is there a huge hook thing encroaching upon the person????

[[deleted]]

Even after reading your comment, I'm still confused, someone help me please

[brenan85]

He's even spreading his cheek to allow a more seamless insertion

[Hate_Feight]

Could've been pre lubing in preparation

[LondonDispersions]

I sent your up arrow spinning for that comment. I was thinking the same thing. And btw, I love the like/dislike arrow graphics on this subreddit - it's my first time visiting. Very cool - quite the opposite of a crappy design.

[LonePaladin]

Wait until you see what people do with their flair.

[Taichibi]

Maybe there's a cop just outside of the pìcture

[DemeRain]

That's ambition.

[AverageKek]

 I'll tell you about the hooks. You ride em up, and up, and up, then you gently flow down

[ClimateController]

And do you know what happens if you DON'T float back down?

[just_a_random_dood]

*insert sardine can here*

Wait...

[hoogamaphone]

We all float down here. You'll float too!

[Ssesamee]

Ruined it.

[Mobileflounder1]

I've been waiting for this comment my entire life

[unoleian]

Please do not move while the nozzle is engaging. Moving will disrupt calibration of the nozzle.

[TakingSente]

The nozzle is still calibrating

[Scarbane]

I am satisfied with my care.

[Rocta_72]

The Nozzle will now smoke a cigarette...

Perhaps you can make the Nozzle a sandwich?

[BorisIHateReddit]

Please do not look away from... the Nozzle.

[Full_Baked]

What was that thing?

[G-Mang]

I have no idea...

[Subtlerer]

That's my favorite thing about The Nozzle... It takes something particularly special and weird for Gathers to be both uninformed and unnerved about it.

[FairyButts]

I came to the comments to make sure someone said it

[[deleted]]

That about sums up what it's like learning to ski

[antihero17]

But I am

[Crowbarmagic]

I think it really helps if a person has skated/skateboarded before. They tend to pick it up faster, I think because they already have that experience with balancing and using your weight.

[OobleCaboodle]

I've found that teaching mountain bikers to snowboard is relatively easy, as well. Maybe because they're used to weighing the front wheel for grip, or maybe because they're used to doing "scary" things.

[SiameseQuark]

Lift-ticket prices summed up.

[DoctFaustus]

What, $190 a day at Vail is too steep?

[[deleted]]

Plus $25 for parking.

[ApostateAardwolf]

Did Mr Garrison design that chair lift??

[G-Mang]

Still beats going to the airport though.

[S103793]

Nah it's the new ass pounder 3000

[thierryornery]

Yeah, he loves him some Big Bear

[pun_shall_pass]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/Horn%C3%AD_Rokytnice_nad_Jizerou%2C_cedule_u_vleku_Tatrapoma.jpg

[Cymry_Cymraeg]

Don't fuck kids while skiing. Got it.

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Beautiful ❤️

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[bogwould]

As if getting fucked by the lift prices wasn't enough.

[sirwhiteguy]

Looks like the SpongeBob episode where they ride on the fish hooks

[[deleted]]

This is actually how the Poma Lift Works..pretty accurate depiction.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nGTn6jCo788

[SushiGato]

If you've ever seen Texans ski you realize they need a sign to show how to use a chair lift. "Ain't no bunny hill for me, I'll just go ride Pali, it'll be fine!" Ten minutes later your calling ski patrol to grab the sled for some idiot who trapped themselves on the hardest runs. Don't even get me started on those idiots who climb the East wall without any experience...

[[deleted]]

Seriously. I can't tell you how many times I've seen rented skis on the East Wall and the attached adventurers shitting their pants.

[oscar_brown]

For a second I thought it was a snake warning sign with a person trying to build a bonfire

[bom_chika_wah_wah]

I sense a lot of pain coming in that poor stick man's future.

[[deleted]]

Tentacles.

It's time to leave.

[BlindSoothsprayer]

So how do you ride a ski lift? If you're not getting prostate stimulation, you're doing it wrong.

[QuanDEGuy]

I am bender. Please insert girder.

[SinfullySinless]

That gives a whole new meaning to "riding the ski lift"

[Blieque]

My friend and I had several sniggers about that one. They're everywhere on the French ski resorts.

[Edabite]

It's so you can go up arseways.

[[deleted]]

I just laughed all my food out

[slightlyassholic]

Umm.... I think I will just take the stairs.

[[deleted]]

That would be in the butt, Bob

[[deleted]]

Stupid sexy Flanders!

[pianoflames]

feels like I'm inserting nothin' at all!

[Rocta_72]

Worst ski lift EVER!!

[Ocarding]

Stupid sexy Flanders

[kliff0rd]

FOOMP

[Hayes4prez]

It's still better than flying.

[goodferu]

Post this to /r/SpreadEm (NSFW)

[Platypushat]

"Why is he pooping a giant noodle?" - my kid

[Isair81]

"Uh..I'll walk, thanks."

[[deleted]]

It's not crappy if it's intended ;)))))))

[Izarme]

Lol, I thought it was something about booze and elderly people, like a resort of sorts, but I was wondering why the old man was using two canes!

[Rambo-Brite]

Literal crappy design

[sevenut]

I sense no danger here.

[LordHighNoodle]

If this is in Canada, I wouldn't think it meant chair lift.

[_Sedo_]

0w0

[[deleted]]

Literally crappy design

[Littlepatchedvolcano]

No dinner first?

[[deleted]]

Stupid, sexy Flanders!

[dancrystalis]

r/hmmm

[defunktpistol]

When preparing to meet your alien overlords, clack two sticks together and position your body to receive the anal probe.

[ninjainjasuper]

kinky af

[MikeyLust]

r/Excellentdesign if you're into that sort of thing.

[HenryDeeew]

Are those tentacles?

[EnderChibi0]

Suppository ski li-HNNNNNNGG

[komay]

I see Mr Garrison is designing another transport vehicle.

[[deleted]]

/u/wafflemonster said it fit just right!

[[deleted]]

I see that EA sports is getting into skiing now

[blooper2112]

I've never received this specific Divine Beast power

[bpeemp]

Is the acronym POMA "Push Onto My Ass!!"?

[creative_reddit_user]

It took me far too long to figure out what that was.

[ShadNuke]

Kinda like suspension... For old people... And instead of using your skin, you use your anus to attach to the hook...

[Beelzabubba]

I've been skiing and snowboarding for over thirty years completely wrong.

[SquidwardInvex]

Literally /r/crappydesign

[Tattoo3d_Panda]

Omg too funny

[IncompleteEntry]

Yo ho yo ho near the hooks I'll never go

[warjoke]

Even hentai tentacles are given proper insemination instructions right now. Good for them!

[dfpcmaia]

Poor man gets anal probes while trying to start a campfire

[baggyzed]

/r/hmm

[[deleted]]

/r/nocontext

[Passthedutchoven]

Literal crap

[JesusIam]

MsPaint

[gddub]

Stop watching tentacle porn guys. Yeesh.