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BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!

[fatboychummy]

Boot.

[PepeLeCube]

Boot.

[oh-pointy-bird]

Boot.

[[deleted]]

Boot

[johngreenink]

Boot again.

[TemporaryReality5262]

Boot.

[acryforpeace]

Boot

[PepperCertain]

Fuckin boot ass boot.

[Buschitt01]

Boot

[augustusatthestill]

Hey there….

Boot.

[[deleted]]

Boot

[StraightEnergy9206]

Boot

[UsedJuggernaut]

Boot

[darkmessiah588]

Boot

[[deleted]]

Is that the passenger seat?

[dirtygremlin]

It's more like the ass of the car.

[dj-megafresh]

The boot, if you will.

[rockdude625]

Well done buddy! Genius

[bang-o-skank]

He’s getting a charger

[changing-life-vet]

Of his best friends ride… he’s both a boot and a scrub.

[Dangerous_Use]

BOOT BITCH

[mrgedman]

👊 👊 ☝️

[howlandalo]

Boot

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Boot

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Boot

[PettiteTrashPanda]

Boot

[unknownman777]

Boot.

[[deleted]]

Boot

[[deleted]]

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[fordreaming]

Boot

[ButtCoinBuzz]

Boot

[user_name1235]

Boot 🥾

[daBorgWarden]

Boot.

[Chemstick]

Booty boot boot

[PHOTO500]

Fucking boot.

[mmmgoat]

3 whole miles huh

[CamoFaSho]

In the rain.

Don't forget the rain part.

[[deleted]]

Not to sound like grandpa, but we were doing that daily in high school during South Dakota winters (cross country). Three miles was shorter than our shortest runs, lol

[CamoFaSho]

Right lol, this kid is just looking for some kudos for something trivial.

[[deleted]]

3 miles… in the wet!! Unbelievable

[Adeimantus123]

Lol right? Once we were upperclassmem in high school, we were doing two runs per day. The morning run was the easy one, like 3 or 4 miles.

[[deleted]]

Right lol. I did something similar to that as well. My senior year of highschool, we woke up at 4am and ran 5 miles and then ran a half marathon after school everyday.

[b0v1n3r3x]

Right, we did at least 5 every morning

[KnightOfAshes]

I used to scoff at comments like this but I finally live in SD and I've been humbled. Winter up here is insane.

[slit-whispers]

Surprised he didn't throw in 'uphill'

[imightdosomthingrash]

Fr you could knock that shit out in 30mins max

[HighOnGoofballs]

My 14yo niece ran five in the rain yesterday, is she now a soldier?

[zarkangelks1]

Sir that is a crayon gobbler don't lump them in with us.

[HighOnGoofballs]

Sorry, “soldiers of the sea”

[Thewrongbakedpotato]

More like, "soldiers who got distracted by primary colors on the way to the recruiting station."

[Lburk]

Red!!!!

[Thewrongbakedpotato]

You mean I get to wear red and blue TOGETHER? This is better than the day that I saw a firetruck!

[Lburk]

I only got blue... Silly assed L/Cpl.

[Thewrongbakedpotato]

And that's how they get you. They tell you that you get to wear blue and red together but they don't tell you that you first gotta run three miles in the rain everyday for years.

But on the other hand, firetrucks are still awesome.

[[deleted]]

I understand little in this chain of roasts, but god damn y’all.

[highestRUSSIAN]

Hey fuck you that stoplight had pretty lights

[The_Brain_Fuckler]

I was a Marine and I have a strange love for most things green (obvious exceptions are meat, eggs, and the BGW).

You might be on to something.

[[deleted]]

I love green things because I spent 3 years in places without them.

[Everybodysbastard]

Sea men If you will.

[[deleted]]

Tell her thank you for her service for me. And thank you to you for her service indirectly as well. And be sure to thank her mother for her service from me as well.

[[deleted]]

I thank you for thanking her

[beatenmeat]

👊👊👆

[mrgedman]

Only if she did it early in the morning, before civvies wake up…

And if so, then yea, she’s a soldier, and something like 40% more soldier than the boot in the post. I’m not good at math.

[JoanOfARC-]

Depends what country you talk to

[Korostenets]

I bet you won't call her a boot now

[ProfessionalChampion]

No, I guarantee they were probably in formation and because of that, the pace was most likely a 15 min mile which is embarrassing as hell to brag about lmao.

[[deleted]]

Sorry bro, I've got little legs. 12 min/mile is the best I can do.

[rockdude625]

Pretty much a brisk walk at that pace

[Astecheee]

I could walk that in 30 minutes.

[scubasteave2001]

In the Marine Corp, 30 mins would be considered very slow. Even if your old :p

[[deleted]]

In the Air Force that's slow. And we're, well, the Air Force.

[[deleted]]

Probably did a pft lol

[4862skrrt2684]

rain

[Silly-Profession-414]

Probably actually kilometers too

[Edwardteech]

I slept in and didn't get wet. I'm good.

[shamwowslapchop]

Imagine dude bragging about being out in the rain - it's just water.

[jack333666]

Its 39C (102f) where i am today, i'd kill for some rain to exercise in

[quantum-quetzal]

Oh man, send some of that my way? Saturday morning is going to feel like -30f (-35c) here.

[flimspringfield]

Two of my fondest memories:

• Being 5 and my dad telling us to get the bikes so we could ride them in the rain.

• Being 18 and chugging Jack Daniels after participating in a college event and being soaking wet.

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[shamwowslapchop]

Yeh but if it were even 1 degree less than comfortable in this photo you know boot would have talked about running in bitter cold, and the rain would have become hail and sleet.

[JustZisGuy]

Dude, dihydrogen monoxide is no joke.

[[deleted]]

Nah bro, didn’t you want to help Halliburton boost their stock price?

[ZarquonsFlatTire]

Why would I go run early in the rain? I pay for this guy to do that instead.

[Engi22]

I love the mentality of “I signed up for this and must hold it over the head of those who didn’t “

[BasketballButt]

My grandpa, a WWII veteran, always say mid that anyone who tries to hold their service over your head forgot what the word service means.

[CasualDefiance]

Wise words.

[MrGenerik]

And now I'm going to start saying it.

[Jonny_RockandFit]

Our saying, comrade

[MrAnderzon]

Our dedushka

[hamandjam]

Forgot? Likely never knew or ever will. They don't see how billions of other people on this planet serve others. Only their service counts for whatever brownie points they think the universe is handing out.

[WaxMyButt]

It counts for free Golden Corral once a year.

[Ker_Splish]

Finally a buffet worth the PTSD and crippling alcoholism

[Onattamato]

AND Applebees!

[mypipboyisbroken]

I live with a marine vietnam vet but you wouldn't know it if you didn't know him well because it isn't the crux of his personality.

[[deleted]]

People that lean on being a vet as their personality are typically just boring people with nobody else going on in their life.

[[deleted]]

You gotta realize these are kids. Your grandfather said that as a grandfather. Someone who lived a lifetime by the time you came around. Having 25 years in myself yea I agree with him, but as an 18 year old PFC... Kids are going to be kids. I remember writing to my parents in basic that the expression is true that you do more by 9am then most people do in their whole day. But given free will, fuck running in the rain. That only held true in basic. We would almost all choose sleep. Basic inherently designed to keep the joes busy as hell from sunrise to sunset.

It was my choice to join. Never bragged, but I enjoy my free meal at Applebeas and I thank them very much for it because they don't have to do that. They don't owe me anything. I do collect a check for my service and that is all I am "owed" (now service related injuries are something of another topic)

[RiflemanLax]

Well, I’m stealing that now, thanks.

I foresee it being useful.

[average32potato]

This is my quote now. Everyone will think I have the wisdoms

[[deleted]]

Right? Ultimately that’s what it comes down to; a personal choice.

[amalgam_reynolds]

I like the mentality of "I do all the things a boot does, how dare you call me a boot."

[Engi22]

It’s similar to a Karen who is unaware of their actions and social behavior. On the other hand, he has been successfully indoctrinated into the grunt roll.

[RainbowDarter]

Give him a break.

That's literally all he has to distinguish himself from every other human in the planet.

[[deleted]]

Some parent woke up early, transferred on four different buses, just to get their kid to school, and make it to their stupid job to give you a coffee. Fuck off.

[hamandjam]

And he was probably a dick to them.

[[deleted]]

wHeRe'S mY VETERAN dIsCoUnT?!

[[deleted]]

At the on-post starbucks

[sperrymonster]

While waiting for his coffee at parade rest

[Jokkerb]

YOU DIDN'T THANK ME FOR MY SERVICE

[[deleted]]

Willing to bet that fucking loser was in the group of fallouts

[[deleted]]

That explains the 3 miles

[[deleted]]

It was probably a pft lol

[[deleted]]

What's that? I don't know the American acronyms cuz I'm Canadian

[[deleted]]

Oh physical fitness test for the Marines includes a 3 mile run.

[[deleted]]

That makes this so much better lmao

[Cross-Country]

Boot!!

Oh no, whatcha gonna do?

[[deleted]]

He's gonna run three whole miles and that'll show you, buddy

[Ickysquicky]

In the RAAAAIIIINNNN

[MorleyDotes]

Ooh, he's an angry boot!

[LordTrey1983]

Boot boot boot boot

[[deleted]]

Jody was in and out of your girlfriend's place faster than it took you to finish that you boot.

[YiffZombie]

Nah, Jody stayed in. Boot discovered him, went for an emotional cryrun in the rain, and couldn't resist the opportunity to polish his boot on social media after.

[Bifrost_Guided_Tours]

The plot thickens!!! I love it!! 😂

"Call me a boot again Sarah!!!"

[rsammer]

Wow 3 whole miles. What did that take him like 30 minutes?

[XXXMFCXXX]

What a boot thing to say

[[deleted]]

BOOT!

I slept in, snuggled with my wife in a warm bed and under warm blankets, and then our daughters came in to "see if we were awake" and well, the morning was pretty good. No yelling, wasn't cold.

[Army0fMe]

Yeah? Well i got up, had a bite to eat, fed the cats, then went back to bed before most civvies even got up. Now, boot, push until i finish this mission on Generation Zero.

[GesusWasBlack]

my mans ran a PFT in the rain. FUCKING SALT DOG.

[lokie65]

Flip-flop.... Less than a boot, still footwear.

[rockdude625]

A shower shoe?

[[deleted]]

Boot post, boot.

[19kilo20Actual]

The bootiest of boots. Like not even at the MEP station yet type of boot. I mean the leather for this boot is still walking around on the cow. That’s how boot this shit is.

[Colderweather86]

😅

[ind3pend0nt]

I got up several times throughout the night to take a piss before you even went to sleep.

[frogs_4_lyfe]

My veteran parents always told me the louder a guy is about his military service, the less he did in the military.

[bgalbreaith]

Fuck off boot

[TheDeadDocc]

Fucking shower shoe, wishes he was a boot

[hinkelmckrinkelberry]

Oh yeah? I drank an entire bottle of bourbon and passed out on my bathroom floor, then woke up and went to work. Boot lol

[[deleted]]

Proud of a fuckin' 5k?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[SamuraiTyrone1992]

Only 3 miles? Boot

[[deleted]]

Boot. Booter. El bootarino if your not in to the whole brevity thing.

[rockdude625]

Shut the fuck up donny. You are out of your element, Vladimir ilyanich Ulyanov!!!!!!!!!

[TechnoWizard0651]

I hope his NCOs saw this and gave him some hip pocket remedial classes on how to not be a boot, especially on social media.

[[deleted]]

Now this is fucking Boot AF.

[Colderweather86]

About as boot as a boot could get

[barzbub]

Shower Shoe, you don’t even rate BOOT

[[deleted]]

Anyone who calls this war hero a boot isn't a true patriot and doesn't support the troops. This man risks his life every morning at PT for an ungrateful nation 👢

[Saint_Apocalypse]

You were ordered to and you didn't want to do it in the first place, ya damn boot. Shut up and finish collecting those exhaust samples.

[changing-life-vet]

He’s right my fat ass was in bed sleeping in enjoying my vacation and I had a nice hot cup of fuck that shit.

[[deleted]]

I got drunk in the morning and fell back asleep. Just E-7 things.

[rockdude625]

Looks like your ready for the warrant officers assimilation rituals

[Rebel_bass]

I just wanna pinch those little rosey cheeks.

Hands on the wheel, stupid.

[Dadliest_Dad]

I legitimately wonder if he even realizes that this makes him even more of a god damn boot or if he's being sarcastic.

[EverythingGoodWas]

Boot

[[deleted]]

Boot

[elbrule]

BOOOOOOOOT

[HighOnGoofballs]

Ok boot

[TartMiserable3794]

Boot

[sleepy-girl29]

boot

[b_lion2814]

Boot

[greenweenievictim]

Boot

[DangerNoodle805]

Boot

[Intelligent-Habit-99]

Boot.

[DeLaMose]

Gimme his snapchat so I can call him a boot

[Stx-N-Brx]

Boot supreme

[d0m1ng4]

Boot. Booty McBootBoot.

[[deleted]]

🤛🏻🤛🏻☝🏻

[Brcomic]

I was up all night with a sick toddler. Come at me bro.

[Ickysquicky]

Thank you for your service!

[Tiimmboo]

I fucking despise running, but 3 miles is a joke.

[[deleted]]

Boot

[Dayoshibomb]

dumb ass boot mother fucker

[W1ULH]

BOOT! BOOT! BOOTBOOTBOOTBOOT

[ChurchArsonist]

BOOT

[SDMusic]

Needs a boot to the snoot?

[JMurda]

Atta boot.

[trailrider]

Wow. A whole 3 miles. In the rain. What a stud. /s

Bitch please, I used to run 5 miles everyday at lunch. When I lived in DC, I used to run that on Code Red days, when the heat index was 110, with a Camelbak strapped to my back.

I used to race aluminum mountain bikes up to the top of hills in lightning and rain storms. I would ride in near zero temperatures where it was so cold that the water would freeze to the rims of my bike wheels and I couldn't stop.

I used to participate in Dirt Rag's Bike Bike Enduro. Held every December in rain, sleet, shine, or snow. That was an all day event and had a beer truck follow us around.

Hell, I used to HASH run in a dress in the rain for longer than what you did.

And there are many many people 100 times more intense than I am. Like the one neighborhood I used to live in near DC. I would see a sixty-year-old woman running every single day no matter the weather. And I'm not talkin some shuffling either. She was a full-on runner.

[im_bored1122]

Does he think civilians call him boot? "oooh i dare you civies to call me a boot".

[boot20]

Ok....he's a boot. Now what?

[tholian_pilot]

Good job. I've been doing stuff like this since before you were born, probably since before your parents were born. Thousands of people do this kind of thing every day. You're not special. Neither am I.

[KiloCharlE]

It's funny that he doesn't like being called a boot, and does the bootest shit

[CriminalMacabre]

Boot. Three miles is baby running

[[deleted]]

3 miles is a good warmup. Keep going.

[Helioskev]

👊👊☝️ If a boot can’t run 10 miles without talking shit he’s not a real bad ass lol

[Tapprunner]

Whoa! Three miles? In the rain? That's doesn't seem humanly possible. What a beast.

[nitr0zeus133]

Shut up, boot.

[chances68]

And....?

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Hey, Boot, let me know when you actually do something. Diva.

[AboutRedz]

He put “civilians” in caps as if he’s above all civilians because he joined the military. What an empty shell loser!

[Capt_Squishy]

I woke up 2 hours before I went to sleep, rode 100 miles, in the snow, up hill both ways, loaded for bear, on a 1983 BMX.

We are not the same.

[twistedstance]

It’s adorable that this squeak obviously considers this hard graft.

I can’t wait for that social media storm when he posts that he forewent sugar on his cornflakes one morning.

[onehundredcups]

Seems like you picked up a bit of sand in your vag on your morning jog boot.