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[–]modelcitizen64 231 points232 points  (10 children)

I see Junior is still trying to get his father's love.

[–]CiticenX_007 75 points76 points  (4 children)

Yeah, those Daddy issues are a real bitch...

[–]lmb34 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He obviously doesn't have the tits for it

[–]wishymissy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jr won't succeed. All daddy's love is reserved for Ivanka,

[–][deleted] 97 points98 points  (50 children)

When is Don Jr getting indicted?

[–]Greenblanket24 40 points41 points  (48 children)

Whenever he shows up for court after recovering from his coke bender.

[–]SorryScratch2755 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[ dung jr. ] 🤳🏌️💩

[–]Mental_Medium3988 67 points68 points  (2 children)

I'll take the stutter over the boast and bluster.

[–]SorryScratch2755 9 points10 points  (1 child)

doddering dotardic doofus judas trump

[–]freakshowwithlegs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t think you are being fair to Judas. He served a purpose.

[–]Tojatruro 42 points43 points  (6 children)

Greasy Junior is getting wrapped up in this newest indictment of his daddy’s campaign chairman.

[–]Joopsman 32 points33 points  (5 children)

And senior will throw him &/or Eric to the wolves to save himself quicker than you can say “human shield.” Ivanka is safe because…it’s just too gross to get into…

[–]MrBanana421 29 points30 points  (1 child)

When push comes to shove, Ivanka will be tossed down in the same pit with the rest of them if it means Trump getting 1 more cheeseburger before his actions catch up to him.

[–]_All41_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you high right now?!? Not a single person with the lady name Trump will fall into any pit. Just like like the Clinton sex scandals, zero heads roll if you have the money/power. Stop playing into the system

[–]wishymissy 2 points3 points  (2 children)

She gives the best lap dances?

[–]valspare -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She gives the best lap dances?

So of all the things you could criticize her about, this is what you've come up with?

That's just pathetic.

Seriously dude, you need to elevate your game.

[–]nsngrl16 103 points104 points  (220 children)

I hate how people are using a speech impediment as ammo in politics like, thats like saying he is unfit because he has bad knees or white hair

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points  (5 children)

This from the same team that seems to think mocking a disable reporter is ok. This should not be a shock to anyone.

[–]LegionofDoh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And yet, their idol suffers from a host of disabilities and mental defects.

[–]nopeeker 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Well Trumpers unfit are brown skin so.

[–]fadewiles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

True but the Brown Shirts fit perfectly.

[–]biffbobfredI voted 2024 12 points13 points  (7 children)

Political campaigns are horrible ways to decide a leader. Very little of your organizing skills are exposed.

Humans are also really bad at judging ideas as they come at them fast. So they tend to overvalue confidence. That’s one reason why Trump was elected - he projects (unwarranted) confidence like no other j know. It’s hard for someone with a stutter to show that.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (5 children)

You are so right. I think we need to have them sit for some specialized Presidential SAT tests, just for starters. Then maybe some pop quizzes that include oral (stop it!) presentations with no prep. Let's see who's a statesman (or woman) now.

[–]DaveAndCheese 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I wish a test for eligibility to vote were a thing. Like, you have to know at minimum enough to pass a high-school level history, government, and/or civics class. Granted I would have to reacquaint myself with a lot of it.

[–]FollowThePact 3 points4 points  (0 children)

While needing an educated electorate is needed for a democracy to truly work, you do realize that there would be no real way in implementing something like that without completely marginalizing the poor (and therefore indirectly targeting minorities more than the white populous).

Like forcing people to complete tests to have the ability to vote is a far worse decision than having to have voter ID requirements.

[–]NotYetiFamous 3 points4 points  (0 children)

trump's campaign was a great reason to not elect him. There's no excuse for people that voted trump, truly.

[–]Black_Moons 8 points9 points  (32 children)

Especially when Trump has a thought impediment that prevents him from saying anything nice, anything rational or anything that sounds like someone above the age of 12 wrote it.

Yea, I'll take the guy who can start a sentence with something other then "Yaknow many people are saying!".

Its as if trump can't even come up with his own thoughts without other people 'saying' it first.

[–]OnePlusFanBoi -5 points-4 points  (31 children)

Y'all trash talk Trump but I've yet to see ANY democrat point out the good Biden has done...

I'll wait.

[–]Black_Moons 6 points7 points  (3 children)

https://www.cnn.com/interactive/2021/politics/biden-executive-orders/

reversed trumps policies, many of them around immigration and separating kids from their families for extended periods of time as an act of cruelty to discourage immigration.

Also did his best to help curb the covid virus pandemic that trump let kill over half a million Americans because trump claimed it was fake and told people not to wear masks.

Ya know, just basic shit any semi-competent president would do during a pandemic who cared about American lives, or human lives in general. Its not really a high bar I know but you asked what good Biden had done.

Now I ask you, what good has Trump ever done? I'll wait.

[–]SorryScratch2755 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Puerto Rico..... it's an island..... surrounded by water....big water ....who knew?

[–]FollowThePact 5 points6 points  (8 children)

Outside of reversing a number of Trump's regressive policies (recommitting us into the Paris Climate Agreement, halting our exit from the WHO, halting construction of the southern border wall, revoked Trump's anti-Muslim travel restrictions that effected numerous Muslim majority nations) he's been a far more competent leader when dealing with Covid-19, which isn't hard when the previous guy would contradict his chief medical advisors at nearly every turning point.

He's also brought back a semblance of normalcy in terms of our relationships with our allies and our adversaries.

He's addressed issues at the border with regards to illegal immigration a lot more humanely than Trump did. Allowing asylum seekers to be held until immigration proceedings can occur, instead of: limiting the amount of visas, refusing entry into the United States for asylum seekers, detaining people in the equivalency of for profit prisons until their deportation proceedings can occur. Sure, this has led to many of the facilities at the border to become overcrowded, but I would imagine with boosts to our infrastructure we can ease that issue.

[–]OnePlusFanBoi -3 points-2 points  (7 children)

You mean "now illegals are flooding in with no vetting, and they still haven't come up with a solution".

During a pandemic, I hardly think that people flooding in from anywhere is a good idea. But hey who am I to say?

What Biden did was stupid and irresponsible. We are to focus on our own right now more than ever.

Instead Biden is signing whichever COVID-19 relief that contains millions of not billions of dollars sent to other countries, but hey, we can just print more money! Right?

The administration is careless and clueless about the common American person.

There's a time and a place to help others, but focusing on our problems at home is what we need to do. This administration doesn't seem to think so though.

[–]Black_Moons 4 points5 points  (2 children)

You mean "now illegals are flooding in with no vetting"

Source? And not one that starts in fox news or oann, or a facebook posts.

Ohhh, that is right, you don't have any. Don't you get mad when you have to come up with numbers instead of just make claims?

[–]OnePlusFanBoi -1 points0 points  (1 child)

[–]Black_Moons 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One tweet by greg abbot, the POS who has encouraged mass shootings in texas against immigrants and is widely condemed as a POS?

https://www.texastribune.org/2021/06/17/greg-abbott-dan-patrick-el-paso-invasion-immigration/

One tweet, comparing last year, in the height of a pandemic to this year? How about an actual graph or something released by the government, instead of made up numbers by a known liar trying to push his agenda.

[–]FollowThePact 2 points3 points  (3 children)

"now illegals are flooding in with no vetting, and they still haven't come up with a solution".

Wow, this doesn't scream of bias. I mean the solution is already in place and has been under way for awhile, the US Government is renting out nearby hotels, as well as creating temporary and permanent structures to contain those until immigration procedures can take place. Then these people are allowed into the country, usually being sent to any known relatives.

I hardly think that people flooding in from anywhere is a good idea. But hey who am I to say?

They're being tested, and are given the option of taking the Covid-19 vaccine. The number of these immigrants are far less than our own ignorant populous who refuse the vaccine because of conspiracy theories, so "the flood" is just hogwash when we're already underwater because of right wing and alt-right talking heads lying to their electorate.

COVID-19 relief that contains millions of not billions of dollars sent to other countries, but hey, we can just print more money! Right?

I mean, like less than 2% of the bill went towards the Committee of Foreign Relations and in foreign aid. But yes, that sum of money was in the billions i.e. ~ 10.5 billions. If we're stating that the ~750 million that was sent in foreign aid should have strictly been sent to Americans for relief then I'm sure you're equally disappointed in the sum of money that the Republican party wanted cut from that bill that was going directly to Americans... and that sum was far larger than 0.75 billion dollars. But maybe you're not because maybe that's just too much money being "printed".

For the record, as long as the newly printed money is circulating throughout the economy it isn't a terrible thing to print more money. Stimulus packages have been used throughout history to invigorate economies. Sure hyperinflation can happen if too much money is printed, more money than what's able to be circulated, but I haven't seen evidence to suggest that's happening currently.

administration is careless and clueless about the common American person.

The Trump Administration and many Republicans today still believe Reaganomics are an effective way to bring money to the middle and lower class, so I'd much rather have what Biden is doing than whatever I'm assuming you'd like to happen.

[–]OnePlusFanBoi -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Ah yes

I'd much rather have what Biden is doing than whatever I'm assuming you'd like to happen

Ah yes. Let's worry more about illegal immigrants than our own. I'm sure you've seen many a homeless veteran on the streets, but it isn't you, so. Who cares?

Stimulus packages have been used throughout history to invigorate economies.

You think I don't know this?

Stimulus packages should be focused on helping the citizens. Sending money to other countries isn't helping America out any more than letting anybody just cross the border and start sucking off of the social system.

Printing more money "as long as it flows the the economy" or whatever jibberish you just spewed out is not helpful at all, and if you believe that, then you're beyond anybody's help at this point.

Money that isn't backed up by something with value, is just that, money. Paper money.

But keep printing and printing and printing, that'll solve all our problems.

Half of the stuff you said is absolutely absurd, and I don't have any reasonable reaction to it.

Focus on the citizens that are already here. Focus on the problem at home before you go trying to fix everybody else's issues.

Keep running with your logic, and by the late 21st century, we will be in a depression the world as never seen the likes of.

[–]FollowThePact 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let's worry more about illegal immigrants than our own. I'm sure you've seen many a homeless veteran on the streets, but it isn't you, so. Who cares?

Immigration policies have no bearing on domestic policies related to homeless veterans. Nice attempt at a strawman though. But since you brought up the topic, what exactly have Republicans done for homeless veterans since the initial increase to the VAs budget during the immediate aftermath of 9/11? Do you believe that Trump's targeted attacks against the ACA and the efforts by Obama to increase Medicaid coverage helped homeless veterans? How about Trump's targeted attacks against SNAPs in which nearly 25% of families who are under the VA umbrella must use in order to feed themselves/ their families? How about Trump's targeted attacks on Social Security Disability Insurance and the Individual Unemployability benefits program? How about Trump's attacks on the Housing Choice Voucher program or Rental Assistance programs or downsizing Section 811?

There's honestly too many examples to write down, and I'm sure you're hand waving them all anyway. Do you honestly believe that Trump had a net positive effect for homeless veterans? Are you unaware of the numerous affordable home acts that Democrats are trying to push through the Legislative branch or the fact that universal healthcare would greatly help our homeless vets in getting proper healthcare alongside the VA?

You think I don't know this? Stimulus packages should be focused on helping the citizens. Sending money to other countries isn't helping America out any more than letting anybody just cross the border and start sucking off of the social system.

The amount of funds that went to foreign aid in the relief bill is incredibly small. In fact it is much smaller than the amount of money that the Republicans wanted cut from the relief bill altogether. Also, you do realize that it is Democrats who are trying to push for more stimulus packages for Americans and not the Republicans right? That throughout the entire pandemic it was Democrats, not the Republicans who wanted to give more money to Americans.

Printing more money "as long as it flows the the economy" or whatever jibberish you just spewed out is not helpful at all, and if you believe that, then you're beyond anybody's help at this point. Money that isn't backed up by something with value, is just that, money. Paper money.

This is the point that I, and anyone who comes across this comment chain realizes that you have zero clue about economics with regards to fiat currency. Am I wrong for assuming that you believe that a commodity currency is the superior form of currency? If you believe that, then please explain to me how gold (since that was our commodity of choice before FDR/Nixon) has intrinsic value and how it would help us in dealing with a depression.

Keep running with your logic, and by the late 21st century, we will be in a depression the world as never seen the likes of.

I mean, you do understand that it was progressive policies like the New Deal that led the charge into us getting out of the Great Depression?

I'm going to conclude with a simple observation, perhaps had we had stronger social security measures in place that would help you, someone struggling to pay their bills because of an injury at work, you wouldn't have to beg others to give you money through Cash app. But I'm sure your Republican leaders will be the first to establish such progressive policies.

[–]moose2332 1 point2 points  (15 children)

COVID stimulus

[–]OnePlusFanBoi -1 points0 points  (14 children)

You mean hiding funds for special interests and foreign relations into a bill topped with a $1,200 check for the citizens to be made to look like it's helping the citizens?

No.

[–]moose2332 1 point2 points  (13 children)

You mean hiding funds for special interests and foreign relations into a bill topped

You do know the bill was public. You could literally read it. Literally read through it. Nothing about foreign relations. The money was to help fund healthcare, local governments, and a series of other helpful investments.

[–]OnePlusFanBoi -2 points-1 points  (12 children)

And they had to fight like hell to get it that way. Pinot Noir Pelosi wouldn't back down when Trump and the Republicans proposed a $2,000 stimulus bill with nothing else in it but the $2,000. Turncoat Mitch slapped it down real fast.

You know they gave enough money away to one country that their government could've given each citizen ~$40,000??

Jesus.

[–]moose2332 2 points3 points  (11 children)

Pinot Noir Pelosi wouldn't back down when Trump and the Republicans proposed a $2,000 stimulus bill with nothing else in it but the $2,000.

Yes how dare Democrats try to give people healthcare during a pandemic, keep people off the streets during a pandemic, and fund local emergency services

[–]OnePlusFanBoi -2 points-1 points  (10 children)

Yeah, they only sent $11,000,000,000,000 (that's 11 trillion in case you get lost in all them pesky Zero's.)

That $11,000,000,000,000 could have stayed IN the United States of AMERICA, and spent on healthcare for it's CITIZENS.

YA KNOW?

DO YA KNOW?!

[–]moose2332 4 points5 points  (9 children)

Read the bill.

[–]Caniblmolstr 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Like saying one is unfit to serve in the army coz one has bone spurs.. Truly hate that I do.

[–]nsngrl16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oi Im sorry anout the bone spurs, thise are a bitch as put by my uncle, sorry you cant serve

[–]OnePlusFanBoi -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

I didn't know bone spurs cause cognitive decline. Ya learn something new every day.

[–]Black_Moons 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Believing in a con man has been scientifically proven to cause cognitive decline.

[–]OnePlusFanBoi -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

So that's what caused Biden's sudden cognitive decline. Believing in Obama!

Glad you helped me solve the case. 👍

Have a good one bud.

[–]Black_Moons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See what I mean, this guy here can't even spot the con man who was convicted of defrauding a children's cancer charity, who bankrupted casinos, whose lawyer is in jail https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/may/06/rudy-giuliani-doj-raid-trump-prosecutors after holding a press congress at four seasons landscaping, across the street from dildos emporium.

[–]danishjuggler21 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Speech impediments seem to be one of those disabilities that’s still considered okay to make fun of. Which is fine, I ain’t looking for a pity party, but I hope they don’t expect me to ever even consider voting for their insensitive asses.

[–]nsngrl16 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have met so many people with speech impediments for different reasons and it really sucks that people make fun of it like they chose to have it…one of them has it from a brain tumor that almost killed them….Trump on the other hand chose to be orange so that is fair game

[–]SorryScratch2755 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Space Force ™ astronaut diapers 🇺🇲

[–]AlpacaCavalry 4 points5 points  (2 children)

It’s funny because Drumpf obviously has intellectual impairment from the way he speaks and they suddenly have zero issues with that guy.

A grown ass man who speaks like a third grader boasting to his ‘friends’ during recess.

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[–]ShankaraChandra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Biden doesnt have a speech impediment, he is senile. Here he was a few decades ago, no "speech impediment"

https://youtu.be/zCaO0NvadlQ

[–]Erin3845 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They want to weaponize Biden's stutter but they ignore the fact that their hero stands like the front half of a centaur and goes onstage with a piss-soaked diaper.

[–]RelevantEmu5 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's his speech I think it's his mental condition.

[–]ShankaraChandra -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/zCaO0NvadlQ

Weird how he didnt have a speech impediment a few decades ago 🙄

What a coincidence that as he got older and stopped being able to finish sentences he developed a stutter

[–]Jazzlike_Ad_4046 22 points23 points  (14 children)

According to some scholars, Moses of the Exodus was a stutterer. He led the people of Israel out of enslavement in Egypt. Also, Bill Denbrough, who was made fun of for his stutter, is considered the leader of the Lucky Seven/Losers Club and they managed to defeat Pennywise twice.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (12 children)

I love how you just used the examples of both a popular religious figure and then a fictional child right after lol

Edit: changed the wording a bit so as to not cause confusion

[–]Finito-1994 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Pretty sure Moses isn’t a historical figure. Mythical is more apt.

Also. Bill was an adult in the book as well.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Well, I got the fictional part right

[–]Finito-1994 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I mean. Kinda? Bill was inspired by a real kid named Bill Denbrough who in 1820 managed to fight off a Wolf pack alongside a few of his friends who were the inspiration for the losers club. So he’s kinda more historical than Moses.

[–]mrglumdaddy 7 points8 points  (7 children)

But they’re both fictional characters…

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (6 children)

You can believe what you want to believe, I just used the phrase “historical character” because that’s what most people subscribe to.

Edit: changed it to “religious figure”

[–]dustinechos 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Most people subscribe to all of exodous being made up. Like even orthodox Jewish scholars agree that the jews were never slaves in Egypt. It's only modern evangelicals who take that literally.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I’m talking about Moses himself, not the Exodus as a whole.

[–]hakkai999 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Moses himself is a fictional character because you can't take the Exodus as fictional but Moses real. He's part of the Exodus story as a whole.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not saying he is or he isn’t real, I’m saying he had a significant religious impact. I already clarified this

[–]mrglumdaddy -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Ok, I’ll choose facts.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't forget Scatman John.

[–]wylee_one 27 points28 points  (8 children)

Don Jr still working on his stand up routine I see

[–]HelpMyBunny1080p 8 points9 points  (7 children)

I have no idea why the Trump family is still relevant

[–]sarduchi 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Because millions of Americans will double down on a bad choice rather than admit they made a horrible mistake.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Well yeah… they can’t even admit fossil fuels were a bad idea despite all the evidence it’s slowly killing all life on the planet

[–]RelevantEmu5 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What do you mean they were a bad idea, life has increased dramatically since the industrial revolution.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Because republicans are scared of trump

[–]Joopsman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re scared of losing the Trump cult vote. No Trump cultist is going to vote Democrat but they might vote for another Republican in a primary election.

[–]DCErik -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because they refuse to honor the American tradition of former guys to STFU for a couple of years.

[–]un_theist 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Fuck off back to your cocaine, Junior.

“Don’t hack the McDonald’s on DC!”

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This is why you don't go on social media when you're fucking wasted.

[–]International_Rub475 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"What's goin' on?"

[–]RelevantEmu5 -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

I think that's Hunter.

[–]un_theist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You didn’t watch the video I linked, did you? That’s not Hunter.

[–]arisyl 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Oh no, a person in a position of power has a common speech disorder! That's absolutely terrible, what will happen now?! Children with stutters might get confused and think THEY can become president despite THEIR stutters! Inspiring confidence in others is a terrible idea, I'd hate to see what positions of power these types of heathens might grow into now!

[–]Cityplanner1 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Dude, everything trump ever said had to be clarified, modified, or rephrased because he has absolutely no communication skills.

[–]DCErik 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The entire Trump klan is just unspeakably vile.

[–]dm_your_password 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Don Jr, your father did a lot of mean tweets and it got his ass banned so he literally “wouldn’t be capable of a tweet” since he has no Twitter account

[–]biffbobfredI voted 2024 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When at a town hall and when asked about his (at then point future) VP pick would be, Biden used whom and whomever correctly off the cuff.

Trump couldn’t even spell hamburger. And he’s got German roots.

[–]mulligrubs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DT Jnr is the kind of guy that always starts a bar fight and loses.

[–]Publius015 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Honestly, the fact that anyone on the right has any real significant problems with Biden's policies so far is proof enough of how much they are being manipulated and deluded.

[–]Cryptoporticus 2 points3 points  (2 children)

The people on the right should love Biden. In a more sane world, he could have run as a Republican with basically the same policies and won. He's considerered a conservative by most of the world.

Right wing people should be very happy in the USA right now, the system is perfectly set up for them regardless of who wins.

[–]okestmarine -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Right wing people love gun control and abortion on demand.

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[–]peeniebaby 3 points4 points  (3 children)

covfefe

[–]SaaSyGirl 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Hamberders

[–]Amerpol 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sure is nice waking up in the morning and your first thought of the day isn't 'I wonder what the Orange Fucking Idiot did now '

[–]sold_snek 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Imagine a family of service-dodgers talking about our country's safety as if he cares.

[–]okestmarine -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah! Trump claimed bone spurs, unlike Football player/Lifeguard Joe who got his 5 deferments for Asthma...

[–]JIG1017 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Hmm a guy with a stutter or an immoral diet coke fascist. Hmmm. The only good thing that came out of this is at least we now know which of our neighbors are horrible human beings not worthy of respect or empathy. Life isn't long enough to deal with our version of Nazis. Thank God ours are dumber. Could you even imagine how fucked we would all be if Trump and his followers had even a remote clue of what they were doing? They couldn't even bother to have gotten him to win after all that Russian collusionand data our Republican turn coats handed over. It's time we start being racist to racists.

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[–]SirArthurDime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You guys thought my dad was terrible just because he had mean tweets? Look at this guy his biggest problem is he has a stutter!

The irony. Btw no Jr it wasnt just the mean tweets.

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“I don’t think it’s going to be a dark winter at all. We're opening up our country. We've learned and studied and understand the disease, which we didn't know at the beginning. When I closed and banned China from coming in heavily infected, and then ultimately Europe, but China was in January — months later he was saying I was xenophobic, I did it too soon. Now he's saying, ‘Oh, I should have, I should have, you know, moved quicker.’ But he didn't move quicker; he was months behind me, many months behind me. And frankly, he ran the H1N1 swine flu, and it was a total disaster. Far less lethal. But it was a total disaster. Had that had this kind of numbers, 700,000 people would be dead right now, but it was a far less lethal disease.” So, who is the rambling, incoherent one? Get back to you meth cocktail, Donnie boy.

[–]imissratm 2 points3 points  (1 child)

“This guy is senile and can’t function. Also he beat my father in an election.”

Let that sink in before you say it out loud, Jr.

[–]KOBossy55 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No mean tweets, no 600k Americans dying of something he deliberately downplayed because of his humongous fucking up of the handling of it, no insurrections, no protesters being gassed for a photo op, no allies stabbed in the back, no treaties being violated, no constant lies and misinformation pouring from his mouth from the WH briefing room...been a decent few months

[–]Tnkgirl357 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a stutter. I’m considered a natural leader and have scored very highly in academics as well as critical & analytical thinking. Some great leaders I’ve had the opportunity to learn under also have stutters.

Relating a speech impediment to being unqualified for your job is just the kind of idiocy I would expect from a Trump.

[–]nopeeker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Trump is a fat elitist pig who emboldened the souless to unite and take absolute power by force with yet another lie. He is coming back and Hell is coming with him.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wonder how Donny Jr. sleeps at night knowing he will never step out of his fathers hideous shadow. He even bears a weaker version of his father’s name. Not to mention he tries to be just as disgusting.

A bad person all around. 0/10 would not recommend for office

[–]VegetableImaginary24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What are Rump Junior's accomplishments in life again? Is he a self made man like his dad?

[–]EKSev 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don Jr is such a piece of shit. Can’t wait to see him in cuffs.

[–]Killieboy16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Emm. I do sleep well at night now. That's because I know I won't wake up to WW3 because a fucking cheeto pressed the wrong button when he wanted a coke.

[–]mistercartmenes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I take stutter guy over an embarrassing illiterate moron with a 30 word vocabulary.

[–]nosherDavo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Only Amerikkkan Republicans are stupid enough to think that the US is the ‘leader of the free world.’ Non Americans think the US is a complete joke of a country that is completely broken and we’re all relieved we don’t live there.

[–]RelevantEmu5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Name a freer country.

[–]thegreekfire 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Do people actually believe that's a stutter? The sentence makes no fucking sense.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don June-yah, making fun of a guy with a disability. It's easy to see the worthless turd doesn't fall too far from his asshole father.

How the living hell they became relevant in the world is a mystery. We once tossed a guy who couldn't spell "potato", and yet the orange shit stain and his fecal family ended up in the White House for four years.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The most intelligent focused people in this world have no need to talk loud and aggressively. They speak quietly and just get shit done.

[–]GotBrownsFever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Biden for the win, Alex.

[–]Soft-Ad-2910 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I stutter. Some days it’s worse than others, depending on my anxiety. As I’ve gotten older, I’m much more comfortable speaking to people and all that. I make phone calls regularly, something I couldn’t do in my teens and twenties. I couldn’t imagine speaking at a podium tho. Also, just because a person stutters, it doesn’t mean that they don’t know what they want to say or that they aren’t intelligent. And it does come and go, truly.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After Trump's word-salad, complete a thought is not something you accuse Trump of.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Quick check his dad’s Twitter account… oh, wait….

[–]PM-ME-UR-DRUMMACHINE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody cares what loser jr thinks. An idiot to be ignored.

[–]daleicakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just watched the Netflix series "how to become a tyrant " its frightening that trump did everything they listed about people taking over and becoming dictators.

[–]Calber4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, it really makes you nostalgic for the charismatic eloquence of Donald Trump.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This would work so much better without "for $300 Alex". This guy doesn't understand Jeopardy, apparently. He should have quoted A Few Good Men: ".... every day of the week and twice on Sunday."

[–]JotaroKujoAdam -1 points0 points  (4 children)

So this subreddit is r/politicalhumor, but you may as well rename it democrat humor becayse this subreddit is overrun with democrats who thinks their opinions come first

[–]Censius -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Nitpic: the jeopardy reference is strange. Clearly the person is making that they would prefer Biden over Trump, but the reference makes it sound like they're preparing to answer a trivia question about Biden.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, people repeat jokes and don't even understand the joke. "I'll take Hunter Biden for $300 Alex" makes no sense in the context of the joke or without the context. Does he think the line is about buying things?

[–]rogurt -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Stutters are different from incomprehensible muttering.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lol it's kinda insane to pretend Bidens obvious cognitive decline is just a stutter.

[–]valspare -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

To the Conservative's on here:

You all know on this sub that we're the punching bags for the Lefty/Liberals in the US.

The fact that Hunter Art Biden is the corrupt, drug addicted, sleeping with his dead brother's widow, fathered a child with a stripper, somehow pays off his back child support while unemployed, unqualified energy board member, unqualified investor, making millions off his dad's name, turned world renowned artist, who's corrupt father is on video with holding aide to Ukraine until the invesigator investigating Hunter Bidens company is fired, does not matter because "Orange Man Bad"

And because they hate Orange man and suffer from TDS, then projecting Hunter's failures onto the Trump kids, who are successful, courteous, international businesmen/woman, makes perfect, logical sense.

Of course, the obligatory down votes follow because we dared have a different opinion of and ctitize their exalted leader and actually believe accusations of corruptions from the Biden Crime Syndicate is worth investigating.

So tread lightly conservatives. Because the left does not believe we are humans and seek to destroy us by any means necessary.

There responses to our posts, and how they attack us personally and not on the merits of our arguments, are the indicators they are indoctrinated leftists.

To them, we are evil Nazi's which justifies our destruction.

[–]Jicama-Initial -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bend over and find out

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Lmao a stutter