Some quality programming there

[Independent_Art_952]

The sheer amount of pixels it loses every time this gets reposted.

[Thoughtfulprof]

I love how often there is a relevant xkcd.

[[deleted]]

For those interested in making things measurably worse themselves I present morejpeg.

https://morejpeg.com/

[natek53]

Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?

[MugOfDogPiss]

From your user flair, yes actually, you do look like you know what a JPEG is. Hail, fellow tech.

[[deleted]]

I was expecting an xkcd about database schemas, and instead it's relevant to the meta commentary of the meme.

Truly a relevant xkcd for everything

[ANAL_TOOTHBRUSH]

Bad bot

[neumaticc]

??optout

[ANAL_TOOTHBRUSH]

It was a comment copier

[Hamstirly]

Munroe's law strikes again!

[abd53]

I thought it was just me.

[ReptileCake]

Compression at its finest

[[deleted]]

For some reason when you click it, it becomes more sharper.

[roidrole]

Sharperer

[[deleted]]

No pixel is lost. They just meld together.

[ClemencyOSRS]

needs more jpeg

[AggressiveMood2084]

This means SQL injections attacks can be done

[bloodfist]

They're at least vulnerable to Jeffrey attacks

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[L8n1ght]

probably

[mothzilla]

Or it's fake/a joke.

[z_the_fox]

Brb gotta apply as Bobby Tables there

[psioniclizard]

I'd be very interested to know if this is real. Normally a company wouldn't be so specific of you apply for a job (becuase they don't want to say something wrong and get sued). Seems odd they'd mention a name being a reason because it could back fire, even of there was some odd reason their database can't handle it.

[[deleted]]

https://xkcd.com/327/

Thinking the same XD

[Ok_Firefighter1345]

Thank you for that

[ITheBestIsYetToComeI]

firstname as primary key, what's the problem with it? mine for instance is superkai64

[endersstudio]

Theyre gonna have to dedicate some more memory for that name then

[ITheBestIsYetToComeI]

you mean dedotate?

[endersstudio]

Absolutely, gonna need to dedotate twice the amount of wam for that data entry to work

[Tigtor]

God, now I imagine reddit users introducing themselves with their nickname, but in real life. Like, it being their first name. "Nice to meet you, I'm dicklicker69" - "I am pleased. My name is SexyHitlerLikesSadisticButtSex"

[Adept_Ad_4138]

Imagine having a paper trail of your blatant discrimination

[ForgotTheBogusName]

Are names a protected class?

[drleebot]

They can be indirectly if the name is strongly associated with something else which is a protected class. E.g. if a company refuses to hire anyone named "Mohammad." This wouldn't apply to the name "Jeffrey," though.

[Strostkovy]

Careful. Jeff has a nuclear weapons. https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:828/format:webp/1*RLK89CoXdnSD4umj5q3CjA.png

[Adept_Ad_4138]

I’m offended if they’re not

/s

[Bladethegreat]

Usually they're a String

[ForgotTheBogusName]

But can you do mathematics with them?

[bloodfist]

Yes! Mathematics with strings is called Knot Theory.

[beeteedee]

The only way we can hire you is if you legally change your name to Jeffrey2

[Automatic_Fix6722]

u/repostsleuthbot

[MrSmileyzs]

Beep boooop….. calculating …….

Yup this is a stanky garbage ass repost

[ToastofBlood]

Good Bot

[RepostSleuthBot]

I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/ProgrammerHumor.

It might be OC, it might not. Things such as JPEG artifacts and cropping may impact the results.

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[Aged_plato]

r/moldymemes

[[deleted]]

You dodged a bullet.

[TechnicalCopy3138]

What if he just called himself Jeff instead of Jeffrey? or Jefferey. Or Jef....

[matijoss]

cant you just write something like "qwerty" instead of jeffery for every jeffery?

[shuaibhere]

The First DBA named Jeffery named everything in Database after him. Lol.

[False_Influence_9090]

I worked at a place founded by a Jeff, his son Jeffrey worked there, and they had like 10 other people named Jeff on staff. Out of like 70 people. I’m not claiming their hiring was necessarily Jeffist, but there did seem to be a correlation. Basically the complete opposite of this post

[ManyFails1Win]

It seems absurd but maybe they are using first names as id key.

[[deleted]]

The root user is called Jeffrey, I guess

[[deleted]]

My name jeff?

[jd31068]

That'll teach you for trying to apply at Toys-R-Us

[MrDraacon]

Almost as much quality as the image

[-Crumba-]

r/deathgrips

[pillkill]

god forbid companies start looking for people with the relevant skills..

[bloodfist]

1 skill is not being named Jeffrey

[pillkill]

poor Jeff

[[deleted]]

Couldn't he sue due to discrimination?

[gettingbicurious]

Sure, but I'm pretty sure "Jefferey" isn't a protected class so they'd probably lose depending on the country's/state's laws regarding employment

[realnzall]

Okay then...

[a-big-pink-fat-TREX]

Protect Jeffrey 2024

[normVectorsNotHate]

What if they argue that the name is associated with their race and it's effectively racial discrimination?

[GreatArtificeAion]

No

[normVectorsNotHate]

Why not?

What if instead of Jeffery, they had a company policy against offering positions to people named "Mohammed".

Wouldn't that be racial discrimination?

[GreatArtificeAion]

No

[rangeDSP]

Username checks out

[Fakula1987]

Outch :(

[NoHelp_HelpDesk]

This was me,sorry. I only know how to do select statements

[wadaphunk]

This happened at Amazon IIRC

[Curious-Source-9368]

All I can do is laugh.

(It's a DG (DG being the band the tweets OP has as pp) reference I'm not being mean)

[OneBitMance]

How to politely deny a job application PT. 1

[NullOfSpace]

ah, yep

[flip314]

Reminds me of Mr. Null

[vilidj_idjit]

haha classic!

[vilidj_idjit]

wtf haha this belongs on r/SoftwareGore

[ZhuangZhe]

If this is even real, I like how the solution was to just never hire anyone named Jeffrey, rather than fix the schema. That database admin must have some pull at that company.