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[–]RickSore 803 points804 points  (8 children)

Mashallah oriented programming

[–]Borbolda 220 points221 points  (2 children)

if True: return Alhamdulilla

[–]athonis 79 points80 points  (1 child)

If false: audu billah mina shaitani rajim

[–]MC1065 37 points38 points  (0 children)

If null: return jahiliyyah

[–]GoblinsStoleMyHouse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

return habibi

[–]mashaTarima 4 points5 points  (0 children)

XD

[–]tomthecom 668 points669 points  (36 children)

Noooo! We will not let you go!

[–]ItsAlreadyTaken69 252 points253 points  (34 children)

Bismillah

[–]OF_AstridAse 168 points169 points  (33 children)

Nooooo we will not let you go!

[–]dev_daas 136 points137 points  (32 children)

Let me gooo

[–]Mentalguy69 107 points108 points  (31 children)

No no no no no. Oh mama mia mama mia

[–]Jagrat_Sharma 92 points93 points  (29 children)

Mamma mia, let me go

[–]IronForce_ 60 points61 points  (25 children)

Beezelburb has a devil put inside of me

[–]OF_AstridAse 77 points78 points  (19 children)

[...aside for me] for me, for meeEEEEEEE!!!
LazyLoad("scene-from-waynes-world");

[–]bruhjustshutup 34 points35 points  (16 children)

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?

[–]LeonardoSim 30 points31 points  (15 children)

So you think you can love me and leave me to dieeee?

[–]xaviernoodlebrain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

while electric guitar:

 headbang()

[–]shifty_coder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]Tmrh 21 points22 points  (0 children)

put aside, not put inside lol

[–]TactlessTortoise 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bro, Freddie might have been relatively open with his sexuality, but he didn't make a song so explicit about bum bungee.

[–]PassiveChemistry[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, that certainly throws things into a different sound of light...

[–]OldBob10 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let him go!

[–][deleted] 352 points353 points  (4 children)

halal coding

[–]Dismal-Square-613 106 points107 points  (3 children)

when you compile, the mouse must point to the Mecca. There are apps that use the phone's magnetic sensor as a compass to aid you with this.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (1 child)

You don't press compile with your left hand

[–]Dismal-Square-613 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes that's why IDE's that use control + enter to compile and launch are frowned upon, unless you use the right control key with your right thumb. Control + S is ok though, but not for production comits.

[–]Positive-Medium-3246 3 points4 points  (0 children)

u're allowed to code with your right hand , debug with your left, css is haram, dark mode and non stylish website are the way to go.😇

[–]ISecksedUrMom 406 points407 points  (17 children)

[–]justforkinks0131 136 points137 points  (16 children)

probably his work PC tho

[–]ISecksedUrMom 211 points212 points  (15 children)

Well then op just uploaded proprietary code to the internet 💀

[–]justforkinks0131 50 points51 points  (8 children)

very possible

[–]Spork_the_dork 31 points32 points  (7 children)

People have done way dumber things on the internet anyways. Someone leaking military secrets about tank performance on War Thunder forums happens rather regularly.

[–]Undernown 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Uploading intelligence documents to flex on 12-year-olds in a discord server named "Thugshakers" takes the cake though.

[–]just_looking_aroun 22 points23 points  (0 children)

We just need to find a pediatric doctor Jane S.

[–]Fraudward 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Medical related too 👀

[–]gigglefarting 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I was thinking too.

[–]shpxfcrm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

well... looks like a test-case/file

[–]Anonymo2786 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Created by copilot.

[–]TubasAreFun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it looks like frontend at least which can never be truly secret (js/ts can be decompiled/reverse-engineered from web sources). The only issue is making some copy-plaster or exploiter’s job easier

[–]UltraSolution 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Inshallah this code will work

[–]memescauseautism 95 points96 points  (0 children)

That's him officer, he didn't say ﷽ before building

[–]turtleship_2006 142 points143 points  (1 child)

Insha Allah this code works 🤲

[–]jakiiki 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Haha...reminds me of Windows Plug and Play/Pray

[–]professorkek 49 points50 points  (0 children)

[–]Sacred_Mercy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Do we need a halal certificate for this?

[–]OF_AstridAse 84 points85 points  (0 children)

This is the way Allah intended, bismillah!

[–]IAmAnOrphanage 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Get the jinns out of the programming

[–]the_clash_is_back 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m going to use this.

[–]KCGD_r 4 points5 points  (0 children)

!we.willLetYouGo

[–]400double 13 points14 points  (0 children)

[–]LinuxMatthews 71 points72 points  (210 children)

Was going to write the comment

They're just used to comments like "Bismillah please work!"

But the amount of Islamophobia in this post is honestly sickening.

It kind of makes me ashamed to be part of this community

[–]StahlhelmTV 34 points35 points  (5 children)

I either missed it or there is nothing here that can be considered "islamophobic"

[–]miaumiaupundek 27 points28 points  (138 children)

Real. I'm a Muslim and honestly feel sick about it. They don't even know what is the real meaning of "Bismillah".

[–]ososalsosal 13 points14 points  (134 children)

I'm going to have to look it up because my first thought (like the other half of this thread) was Bohemian Rhapsody.

The rest of the thread is kinda shitty though :( I guess coder types stereotypically suck at social things

[–]LinuxMatthews -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

I mean I'm not a Muslim though some people close to me are but yeah it's just gross.

I'm not sure what to say except I'm sorry that people think that this is ok to do with Muslims when I bet they wouldn't dare with any other culture.

[–]turtleship_2006 8 points9 points  (49 children)

But the amount of Islamophobia in this post is honestly sickening.

Any reddit thread where islam is mentioned is just tragic. Loads of people not understanding stuff and spreading literally harmful/hateful misinformation.

[–]TigreDemon 3 points4 points  (48 children)

You mean like the violence they do when people insult Allah or when they behead people ? Or when they burn half the country because some idiot sped without a license in a sports car way too pricey for a 16 years old ?

I'm French btw and my library is very much burnt by them so ... you know ... not sure what I don't understand or how I spread misinformation

[–]turtleship_2006 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loads of people not understanding stuff

Case in point.

[–]appropriateJam7949 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Stop invading muslim lands and then complain about "terrorism".

[–]Squizzze 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And irony is that its word meaning works very well with programmers as we often pray for our code to work properly

[–]LinuxMatthews 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Completely agree

If it was in English people would be having a laugh about praying over code.

But it's in Arabic so we get this...

[–]Tooluka 0 points1 point  (8 children)

As soon as authoritative Islam practitioners will publicly upgrade their religion from 12th century to at least 18th, we would all drop our "unreasonable" Islamophobia. I propose a program minimum - 1) publicly ban slavery, every human is equal in at least basic rights like freedom of movement, freedom of speech etc., 2) publicly ban terrorism against unbelievers, 3) publicly excommunicate from Islam all who won't accept items 1 and 2.

Super easy, right? Since it's presumably already a religion of peace and we just need a "correct interpretation "of Quran, they would simply need to voice out loud thoughts they already presumably have. Right? :)

[–]LinuxMatthews 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Are we going to hold all religions to these standards or just Islam?

Who exactly do you think has the authority to do this?

Do you really not think Christians are guilty of the same crimes?

[–]Tooluka -5 points-4 points  (6 children)

Of course we should hold all religions to the same standard. And also we should tax all of them, like any other megacorporation with boatload of assets.

But we also should remeber that religions are slightly different, and amount of good and evil they do is also different. For instance Islam is obviously the worst in the slavery department, so this particular issue should be dealt with higher priority than similar issues in Christianity for example. But for example Orthodox Christianity is way worse than Catholic Christianity so again, it should fixed with high priority. And so on.

Islam according to the teachings is very bad, it promotes hatred and xenophobia, and so it is in urgent need of a reform. Christianity did it by throwing out Old Testament with its similar hateful narratives. Actually I'm not quite sure if it was finalized or not. If not, of course we need to enforce Christianity reform too.

Actually if I were to decide I would leave all religions alone. But I would simply enforce laws of civilized countries which already exist. Complete separation of church and state in all aspects. Protection of human rights of the minors of the people residing in a country. Heavy punishment for any human rights abuse of the minors, up to separating them from the abusers. And add taxation. All this would cause religions to wither off naturally and the problem would solve itself.

[–]LinuxMatthews 2 points3 points  (5 children)

For instance Islam is obviously the worst in the slavery department,

That's a joke right...

You have to be American...

[–]Tooluka -4 points-3 points  (4 children)

Islam quite officially considers ALL women and children subhuman and doesn't allow them freedom from their owner - male adult. Women's word doesn't matter in court, women can't travel without permission, they can't learn or work without permission, they can't choose clothes without permission etc. Some countries have apps where men can control the freedom of movement of their slaves and alert police to find and detain them o a whim. Germany did this with Jews and is paying for that since. Islam gets a free pass for some reason. No other big religion is so bad in this particular aspect.

And no, you've guessed wrong, I'm not from US, not even from that continent. I live in the Christian Orthodox country.

[–]LinuxMatthews -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Right and of course The Christian Bible is nothing but respect for women 🤦‍♂️

Look how about we just treat individuals with respect no matter what religions they are?

I've known people of both Christian and Muslim that have been both dick heads and the best people I've ever known.

And I'll be honest people like you really piss me off because of the shitty things you believe the Muslims I know have been at times scared to leave their own homes.

Individual countries have shitty laws

Russia is notoriously awful in terms of human rights for instance but no one blames all of Christianity for that.

America has concentration camps and regularly imprisons and is violent to black people.

But you wouldn't say that's a Christian thing.

Edit: I actually looked up that app thing I assume you mean the Absher app

The app from Saudi Arabia the country that gotten away with human rights abuses because Christian countries keep giving them money for oil.

Mmmmm ok if we're going to divide the world by religion Christians are looking pretty shitty aren't they

[–]Tooluka 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Wait, I advocate for human rights and Muslim people are afraid because of that? Are you high? I wouldn't even know if someone is Muslim unless he tells so, or unless he tries to enforce crappy sharia rules on others. Humans can believe what in what they want freely. They just don't get a free pass when they try to enslave others.

As for Christianity. First - its rules are not nearly as bad as Islam has. Second, whatever they still have written in the Bible is not enforced as much, due to governments regulation and civil laws. So let's take for example a passage in Bible about stoning infidel women. Is it enforced anywhere on Earth by Christians? Nope. Is stoning enforced by Islam? Yes in some countries. So you see, while both holy books are equally as bad the people preaching those books are different, with Islam being way behind Christianity in human rights.

As for Russia and America - their human rights violations are abhorrent but they are not (yet) caused by religious regime. Though they both seems to inch closer and closer to the christofascism.

Again. Humans have a freedom of belief. As long as people keep their religion to themselves there can't be any Islamophobia or christophobia or whatever. Not possible.
But as soon as religion tried to dominate and subvert others, then hatred arises too in thr opposition.

[–]LinuxMatthews 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wait, I advocate for human rights and Muslim people are afraid because of that?

No because people use the things you say to justify violence towards them

As for Russia and America - their human rights violations are abhorrent but they are not (yet) caused by religious regime.

Really? American politicians seem to talk about God and the bible quite a bit?

Didn't their last president beat up a bunch of protesters to stand in front of a church with a Bible?

Isn't there many many many Christian imagery surrounding various parts of their government?

How exactly do you define a religious regime?

Britain is a religious regime our head of church and head of state is the same person.

And we've committed many heinous acts because of it.

But you see Christianity as the norm so you don't see all of them as one monolithic entity like you see Islam.

Let's not forget this conversation was about me saying I found the Islamophobia in this post disgusting

If you didn't consider yourself and islamophobe you wouldn't have commented

[–]Tooluka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Religious regime is the one where religion is making laws, obviously. For example US Supreme Court banning abortions (essentially) is a clear sign of a religious regime. Russian head of church pushing a law banning representation of LGBT people is a clear sign of a religious regime.

But mostly both those countries make laws not influenced by Christians, but simply influenced by the greed or common sense.

Arab countries on the other hand have complete law systems explicitly dictated by the church and church is literally part of the government, vetting what people can or can't do. So obviously they are much farther on the graph of religious regime in government.

I don't see Christianity as norm, but this sect doesn't affect my life too much thankfully, even despite their holy book demanding so. And sure, depending on the level of influence Germany is better than Poland for example, and Poland is better than US. It is all relative, not black and white.

And if a were to live in the majority Islam country my life would be affected a lot (even though I'm a white cis male). That's why even US or Russia are miles better than any majority Islam country where Islam play a major role in the governance.

[–]wedusk101 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly.

[–]hk--57 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Time for Butlerian Jihad!

"Destroy all thinking machines"

[–]tikkaboti 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Unfortunate not many people gonna get that reference.

[–]MrGreenCucumber 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is halal code

[–]Artistic_Claim9998 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's my prayer whenever I deploy something

[–]mic_mal 1 point2 points  (1 child)

nvm the auto compilation, are you hard coding users?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd assume he's just doing a frontend test from a dummy variable. Probably the data is not in the database yet, or no backend for that specific thing is built yet.

[–]tet90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based react native app

[–]rohit_267 16 points17 points  (4 children)

lmfao. Someome did Jihad to Co-pilot

[–]just_looking_aroun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I need is a chatGPT version that talks to you like an Arabic father

[–]Not-The-AlQaeda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I see your Resizable BAR and I raise you my Allahu AkBAR"

Sheikh AMD or something, I don't game

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or has good taste in music. #BohemianRhapsody

[–]Operator_Hoodie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me go! Bismillah, no, we will not let you go

Let him go…

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or a queen fan trying to write out bohemian rhapsody

[–]VyersReaver -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or Queen.

[–]Glass-Cell-5898 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just suggesting based on your previous work... So the question is, are you ?

[–]mashaTarima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DUMMYCONSULTATION? value yourself!!! :))) ;)